> Directed by Ridley Scott
>Starring Noomi Rapace
> And Michael Fassbender as David the Droid.
How hyped are you /tv/?
>no Lindelof
Very hyped
I think they ditched Noomi
>>71440951
She's back in.
>>71440951
>>71440966
Yea Noomi wasn't mentioned in the cast announcement or plot stuff but she was spotted on set the other week.
The logical guess would be she filmed a flashback or distress video message or something.
I still cant comprehend why everyhting regarding David is ambitious and amazing, while evryhting esle is garbage.
Its like they hired a fucking 60yo sci-fi pulp writer who was ghost-writing for Asimov for every line of David, while Scott wrote eevrything else.
Thats the shit were dealing with here.
Noomi is best alienfu.
It'll be shite, just like Prometeus.
>>71441322
Too bad about the tits tho
>>71440876
Noomi rapace is painfully average looking
Prometheus was so painfully average I only knew that it was related to the Alien franchise when they showed the HR GIGER seat-thing LOL
I'm ready to be disappointed again
>Directed by a shit director.
Well, about 0.
>>71441409
Too bad about the everything tbf.
>>71440876
Not hyped at all.
After Prometheus, I have no hype for anything alien related that ridley has a hand in.
He's a cancer.
>>71441409
>implying you wouldn't eat out her crusty asshole
>called Alien: Covenant
>won't be related to Alien at all
what did they mean by this?
>>71441612
That it will be related to Alien. A lot.
>>71441484
I'm kind of excited for Danny McBride's role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L6pwVRkNEU
>>71440876
You know what I really want to know though....
I am done with the Alien Franchise
>>71442456
Is there going to be any establishing lore on the Bonus Situation!?
>>71442504
>>71442456
This si the only thing I care about 2bh familiosa's
>>71441122
> mfw she dies in the crash
Reminder that Alien is the only worthy movie from this piece of shit franchise.
>>71442666
>tfw you will never molest a cutie like Newd in her cryosleep
>>71443035
Alien>Alien3>Prometheus>Aliens
>>71444035
I agree, but the gap between Alien and Alien 3 is so fucking large it's not even worht it.
>>71444035
Aliens>Alien>Prometheus>AVP>Ressurection>Alien3>AVP2
>>71444091
fair enough. i think the assembly cut is decent because fincher is great
>>71444139
Holy fucking pleb
>>71444151
>fair enough. i think the assembly cut is decent because fincher is great
The fucking CGI alien in 3 destroys the whole movie. Goddamit that thing looked horrendous.
>>71444242
thats the theatrical cut? the assembly cut isnt a dog it comes out of a bull
>>71444139
Revolting
Alien > Aliens > Alien 3 (assembly cut) > Prometheus > Alien 3 (theatrical cut) > Alien: Resurrection > getting kicked in the balls > Alien vs. Predator > getting gang raped > Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
>>71444270
That cut doesn't have that disgusting CGI?
Alien > Prometheus > power gap > Aliens > unwatchable trash
>>71444242
>>71444332
Thats a puppet mate, the compositing is bad
>>71440876
Wait, I thought District 9 guy was going to direct some Alien movies, what's this about then? I've been out of the loop I guess
>>71444332
idk the alien isnt a dog tho
>>71444375
wew lad
>noomi has a restriction order vs the fassman due to being almost raped
>their scenes are gonna be all greenscreen swordswallowing and camera trickery
>>71441322
>tfw this video isnt on youtube anymore
Anyways she's a really good actress I hope she has a more prominent role in Covenant but with the plot insisting "David is the sole inhabitant" he probably whacked her.
>>71444182
Speaking of which why the fuck didnt they think it would be better putting in the whole scene instead of the Engineer drinking shit and dying.
Legit Q: how do aliens grow up so rapidly?
>>71445340
why the fuck didnt they think it would be better putting in the whole scene instead of the Engineer drinking shit and dying.
what "whole scene"?
I liked prometheus
>>71445661
Theres a deleted scene where it shows some older engineers in robes giving him the cup. It was a telepathic sacrificial ritual or some shit.
And this whole time I thought the engineer ended himself to create humanity in spite.
>>71445703
good for you, people who like good movies however didn't
>>71440876
As long as it isn't written by some literal retard like Damon Lindelof.
Ridley's movies are as good as it's screenplay.
I liked Prometheus.
Despite the capenigger Elba. Despite droid/nondroid Furiosa.
Despite the "let's follow this horrible creators to their planet, everything will be alright".
Everything else was thrilling.
>>71441450
He's absolutely not a shit director. He just lacks any kind of discretion when it comes to choosing scripts
>>71444242
>The fucking CGI alien
The alien wasn't CGI. Just an unfinished practical effect.
>>71446070
>Despite the capenigger Elba. Despite droid/nondroid Furiosa.
of course an immature spasm who talks like this would like Prometheus, you like baby mobiles too obviously.
What the hell are you even trying to say in your post, other than you couldn't string together a single thought that isn't memes with crazy glue?
Unfuck yourself, nigger.
>>71445703
Everything except the script was fantastic.
>>71445823
>And this whole time I thought the engineer ended himself to create humanity in spite.
What made you think that friend?
Alien > Alien 3 > Prometheus > Aliens
80s action movie shitters need to fuck off.
>>71446327
>Stay frosty
>>71444372
>>71446149
Ok, point taken. Making a pupput look like 90s CGI is a monumental fuck up though.
>>71446193
Sorry anon, I didn't mean to ruin your rant. I was just stating that I liked Prometheus besides their bad acting.
Stay mad, neckbearded one. I'm bored at work and you're too fun to read.
This movie is going to suck goat ass.
Scott was involved in Prometheus, and did NOTHING to stop that absolute rampant stupidity that was all over that script. Why is this film going to be any different?
It's not.
I watched an interview with Scott where he basically said that he no longer gives a shit about anything other than working, hence, yet another Alien raping, followed by a brutal randomization of Blade Runner.
>>71446440
>a monumental fuck up
That should be the tagline for Alien 3 to be honest fambelijah. Alien 3 had been in production hell since aliens got out of theaters. Even before Fincher showed up it was a trainwreck. Its really worth watching the bonus features on the blu ray box set. Even if you don't like the movie you'll gain some kind of appreciation for the fact that this movie was finished at all.
>>71446626
The fuck...
>randomization = sodomization
>>71446327
>Alien 3 > Prometheus
hes going way out of his way now
>>71446313
It was just my assumption during a very vague scene dude. From his facial expressions I got the idea he was discontent with he and the engineers had done and created humanity on Earth in hopes we don't make the same mistakes they made. AND you would think if he wasn't supposed to do that naturally he'd do it alone.
why the fuck is alien 3 so hated?
>>71446626
>and did NOTHING to stop that absolute rampant stupidity that was all over that script.
Because he never has. Seriously. His movies are always well shot and technically competent, but as far as story and character elements go, if its not in the script he won't know it needs to be there.
>>71446811
A combination of two things. It isn't Aliens 2, and meme bandwagon hate.
He is hit or miss.
>>71446888
But aliens is a completely different movie
>>71440876
It's going to be meh-tier. Not god-awful, but we'll all wonder why we were excited once we see it.
>>71446911
Oh look it's this meme again.
>>71445703
>He typed between his sessions of horse fellatio
>>71446811
Nah its not hated just disliked and imo a terrible cash grab. They gave the used the plot of Alien with the pacing of Aliens. While killing off Newt and Hicks while Ripley miraculously survived. At least David Fincher has a good career and confirmed himself he regrets making it.
>>71444273
>AvP: Uncut > Prometheus
Ft4u
>>71446811
Because if they had allowed Renny Harlin to make the film, it would have been like the Long Grass scene in The Lost World.
>Harlin's second idea was about the aliens coming to Earth, and it would be like a Middle America, Kansas cornfield, and aliens going through the cornfield towards the farmhouse, and you realise the aliens have come to Earth.
"Just show the poster to the audience, it's the biggest movie ever" Renny said to them.
>The studios response was "Eh, no people wont like it, it's a science fiction movie, it has to take place in outer space. People wont buy it if it comes to Earth. We don't like it."
>>71440876
>>71441322
Will they get her to speak in an English accent this time or will she still speak with a Swedish one?
Not sure why Scott sat down and said," yes, this is good, this is believable".
>>71447361
Holy shit this could've had some good laughs.
What was stupid about Prometheus' script?
Are you just saying that because there was a BM/WF hook-up in it?
>>71447394
is her character supposed to be british?
>>71442456
right
>>71447717
>What was stupid about Prometheus' script?
Great sci fi & atmosphere, in line with Alien franchise.
Horribly written cheezy characters. Didn't bother me that much in Aliens (maybe cause its so old and campy) but the characters sucked in promethius.
>>71447910
So you were mad about the IR couple
>>71447789
Not him but yeah, David says shes english at one point I believe.
>>71448071
well, that's really stupid then
should i play alien isolation?
>>71445550
We can grow pigs to be over 300 lbs one year from birth on this planet, who knows what they can do with alien animals out in space.
>>71447954
I was mad about the fucking scientists, supposedly highly trained professionals, acting like retards out on expedition trying to pet newly discovered aliens.
And Theron's actions didn't make any sense...
Buncha retards & spoiled children in space.
>>71448107
Kek they already knew she had a masketta man accent.
What about the bonus situation? I feel like you guys are dodging my question earlier about it? Are they going to talk about it in the sequel to Prometheus!?
>>71448149
Aliens franchise was never about character develoment... maybe Alien 1...
the rest of the alien characters are all pretty badly written
>>71448141
yes. Best alien game ever made.
They captured the atmosphere of the first movie perfectly. Only downside isthe joes
>>71447717
basically all of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0
>>71448141
Yes. For the atmosphere alone.
>>71445703
>tfw i liked every alien movie even 4 and prometheus
>tfw some people even think 3 was trash
>>71448290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJtYDb7YaJ4
Some valid remarks ova dea.
>>71448290
So basically they didn't like prometheus because they were too retarded to understand it? Any non-retarded viewer will understand the plot if they pay attention.
how the fuck can any of you give a shit about these movies any more? Nothing compared to the first and they sharply declined in quality after that. The last ones were completely unwatchable. A small part of me thought prometheus was fun but it was still trash.
>>71448886
> this spaceship
> isn't aerodynamically designed
>>71448886
>>71448886
this should go in a /tv/ themed cringe thread. jesus christ I couldnt even make it a minute in.
>>71448886
WTF It's like the narrator didnt even watch the movie. MUTHR or whatever the acronym is basically ORDERED that a specimen be brought back on the ship.
Plus his voice is annoying as fuck.
>>71448557
Jesus christ I hate tumblr gifs
>>71449705
>>71449596
>>71449080
>>71449041babbys first cinema sins
>>71442666
Satan confirms
>>71449885
Yeah. It was my first time watching a video made by that cunt. It will definitely be the last too.
>>71449969
Its never been intended to be legitimate film criticism. But it always ends up rustling someone's jimmies.
>>71447717
What WASN'T stupid about the Prometheus script?
From retarded "scientists", to a bitch getting split the fuck open in one scene, and then running around like nothing happened in another, to that Scooby-Doo tier "escape" from the crashing alien ship, there was just too much retarded shit going down to even enjoy the scenery.
>>71450061
Then why the fuck even make the videos?
I bet that faggot is tons of fun at parties.
hurr durrr there are no sounds in spese, star wars sucks.
>>71450163
>Then why the fuck even make the videos?
Clickbait to make money off retards to who watch either out of interest or anger.
>>71450061
How seriously someone takes a CinemaSins video is a good metric for how stupid they are.
Dumb: Attempting to 'correct' one of the sins.
Irredeemable Retard: getting mad at the video like it's meant to be taken seriously.
>>71450243
Are you the owner of the channel? Youre suspiciously defensive of that faggot. (you)
help me with this lads,
if Weyland Yutani knew about Shaw being such a badass and Ripley being her daughter, why in the world did they choose for 2 more missions (Alien and Aliens)
>>71450243
status
[ ] Not told
[x] Told
>>71450291
What? I think these types of videos are shit, I'm just stating a fucking fact.
>>71450329
>>71450291
Nice samefagging, autismo.
>>71450409
>>71450655
lmao shit man you disproved an anonymous poster on a filipino flipbook website
what will you do next
>>71450915
Fuck your father in the shower, then have a snack.
>>71440902
This. Lindelof ruined prometheus with his shit tier "don't resolve any mysteries, make more and let the audience make up their own answers. Won't it be fun" style of """"writing""""
