This is something you pleb never noticed
>Smokes a normal cigarette
>sounds like a kretek/clove cigarette
EVERY
CIGARETTE
IN
EVERYTHING
As a clove smoker it bugs me.
Can't they just use mixing to make it sound like a real cigarette? Do I not understand how movies work?
>>71438471
>actor isn't a smoker
>scene calls for smoking
>use an acceptable visual substitute, what kind of sperg would tell the difference by sound
>see OP
>ADR cries in the stairwell
This is something you pleb never noticed
>Smokes a normal cock
>sounds like a cut/circumcised cock
EVERY
COCK
IN
EVERYTHING
As a pole smoker it bugs me.
>>71438725
OP smokes cloves, so I'm guessing he did notice
>>71438667
every time you've ever "heard" a cigarette crackle in a movie is literally the name for the kretek cigarette. the only cigarettes that crackle.
regular tobacco makes NO discernible sound.
just a thing,
I am not sure, but House of Cards actually makes sense they would smoke clove cigarettes, just because that would make sense.
Isn't it the typical marlboro sound?
>>71439203
american cigarettes arent made with regular tobacco, and the shit they add does cause a slight crackle
As an actual smoker who is smoking right now, it's making that noise and you're stupid
Frogs also don't croak like they do in the movies, it's just that the California ones do.
Learn to accept shit like that. It's beside the point of the scene.
>>71440793
I second this
even worse, the additional smoke.
Normal cigs dont produce the amount of thick white smoke you see in movie smoking.
In reality itsn thin and with a hint of blue.
>>71438725
underrated post
>>71438667
>not having enough dedication to smoke real cigarettes
>>71440794
>shot of the north atlantic ocean
>water is a clear light blue
>character wakes up from bed and lights a cigarette
>doesn't immediately feel the urge to take a massive shit
Immersion fucking RUINED
>>71440870
What's worse is when they take a drag and blow absolutely nothing out.
Also I have to add cigarette smoke looks much more impressive in decent lighting. First thing in the morning with the sun coming through the curtains it looks thick as fuck.
>>71441019
Is the difference that big?
I live near the Atlantic and never noticed a difference in the movies that wouldn't be attributed to the continental shelf.
OP is a faggot
Everything solid crackles when burning. You're the fucking pleb here.
Also, any other cigarettes are for pussies and fags.
>>71438471
What the fuck is a clove cigarette? Are they like natives?
>>71441383
no, the crackling happens because of moisture. regular tobacco is usually completely dry and therefore does not crackle. you don't smoke, do you?
>male protagonist lights a cigarette
>puts it out after like two puffs
why?
>>71438667
Kreteks are stronger than cigarettes
>>71438471
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>smoking the tobacco Jew
>>71441741
Not him, but 20-30 a day for the last 15 or so years and yes, cigarettes do crackle.
Roll ups don't, unless you dry out your tobacco first.
>>71438471
Today I learned there was more than one type of cigarette
>>71438471
I've never actually heard a cigarette in a movie crackle. Wtf are you even on about. Also only plebs in Indonesia smoke fuckin kretek and people who try to act all edgy and stuff.
>>71441939
enjoy your lung cancer
>>71441030
I smoked for about 7 years. I used to hear this all the time from my friends that also smoked, that smoking made them have to shit. That was never the case for me.
>>71442039
Most smokers I know who choose to smoke first thing in the morning, usually enjoy their cigarettes with a few cups of coffee. I always figured it was the coffee that did them in, not the ciggies
>>71441996
I refute your argument and your comeback is, "enjoy your lung cancer"? You realise you have to be 18 to post on this site, right?
>>71442088
I don't drink coffee or smoke cigarettes, and I still always have to shit first thing in the morning. It was a lot worse when I was a heroin addict because first thing in the morning was the only time I wasn't constipated, so if I didn't shit at that time, then I wouldn't shit at all that day.
>>71442088
Nicotine is a pretty potent laxative (try smoking a pipe, fuck me) but as a smoker myself normal cigarettes don't make me need to shit. I'm guessing it's likely a tolerance thing, and things like morning coffee and just generally being a regular morning shitter likely do also contribute.
>>71441996
Enjoy puberty.
>>71442152
I'm not the same guy you mongoloid
>>71442152
lol ur gonna die relatively young, guess u need to win all ur remaining arguments, sport :3
>>71442039
Some asshats smoke while shitting to cover up the smell. Once Pavlov's Bell starts chiming they feel like shitting everytime they smoke. It's their own goddamn fault.
"don't you know you're killing yourself"
uh yeah fuckin two birds one stone i hate being alive
>>71442276
Way to prove my point.
>>71442263
Well then why feel the need to throw a dig at some random cunt on a Philippino knitting forum for no reason whatsoever? Are you really that insecure m8? Was your favourite uncle a smoker or something?
As a former drug addict, I still don't fucking get cigarette smokers. Cigarettes do almost nothing to you as far as a high goes. It seems like people only start smoking to look cool or because they see other people doing it, and then they become addicted and can't stop. When I was still using, I used to say that I'd smoke anything but cigarettes because they never did anything for me.
>>71442445
isn't the whole point of this shithole of a forum to throw digs at strangers without having to justify it?
>>71438471
That's actually the sort of movie screw up you shouldn't know about, as smoking is bad for you and gives you cancer.
>>71442543
Don't change the subject. Tell me about the uncle who did bad things to you.
>>71442522
If you really were a former drug addict you would know that it's the exact same deal with heavy drugs. After a while they don't make you high, they just make you feel less shitty.
>>71442333
shit smells better than cigarette smoke though, senpai
>>71442621
It was actually youre mom
>>71442629
I smoked them a few times and realized they didn't do shit and said fuck that noise pass the crack pipe! And you can still get high on drugs, the problem is just that you need to do more to get high as time goes on.
>>71442682
Please stay in /b/, there are enough retards on this board already.
>>71438471
>calls me a pleb
>sucking down cancer sticks
Sad, really..
>>71442747
you should know
>>71440682
lel no. American cigarettes don't crackle. Only cloves do, and only hipsters smoke those
>>71442780
>cancer sticks
U VAPE BRO?
>>71442798
You sure told me.
>>71442856
I want to punch that faggot in the face
>>71441030
>>71442039
>>71442088
>>71442333
It's definitely true. I just called my mom (she's the only person I know who smokes) and she said the only time she ever had this happen to her was while she was pregnant with me.
>>71438725
>As OP, it bugs me.
ftfy
>actor hits a cigarette
>they don't inhale it
jesus christ immersion ruined
>>71442260
>(try smoking a pipe, fuck me)
I read this as though you were asking us to do two separate things.
>>71438725
about as grammatically succinct as op
You retards know they use herbal cigarettes rights?
Probably sounds different because it's not tobacco.
>>71442522
Because people who need to operate in the real world who can't be high all the time need a vice if they have some form of anxiety. only reason i smoke is because I have ocd and it helps the passing of empty time or when I have to hang out with people, i'm not trying to look cool, i don't think i look cool ever
>>71443673
>people who need to operate in the real world who can't be high all the time need a vice
I'm thinking about trying smoking just because any other vice doesn't work for me
>need coffee to feel functional but it makes me too jittery to focus on anything and my anxiety skyrockets
>alcohol gives me insomnia
>junk food makes me feel nauseous and self-loathing
>no friends to get real drugs from
>>71443807
Smoke weed. It's easy to get, cigs are wack. Might give you anxiety though
>>71438471
i want to lick her face
>>71441541
cigarettes...with cloves in them.
>>71443807
move to a legal state and smoke the ganja.
