Why is he so smug?
>>71436829
he's epic stance CIA bro
>>71436829
All these hotheads don't know whats coming for them
because he thought sansa would become queen in the north. then, she'd either immediately fall into his arms or he'd just have to scheme a little bit more to get her favor.
but sansa rejected him and was part of the push which led to jon being king. he can't kill jon or else he'll be fucking rekt by the north, if he goes to cersei, she'll kill him for not dealing with sansa, and he can't go to dany because varys and tyrion would catch on to his bullshit in a heartbeat. all LF has is robin and the vale. powerful pieces, but he wants more.
>>71436829
He got to bring his friends from the Vale.
>>71437295
You don't get to bring friends.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>71437713
>What is a hothead?
Because much like Trump, he has little fingers.
>>71437713
Get this hothead outta here!
>>71437713
Cool pasta
Now someone get this hothead out of here
I think that LF was thinking that he would 'heroically' rescue Sansa from the monster he sold her to, but of course was not counting on Jesus Snow leaving the wall and becoming King of the North. When they are chanting King of the North he's looking legitimately worried for the first time.
Littlefonger has played his hand, Sansa sees through him. She was his ticket to becoming Warden of the North, which he was going to use as a springboard to the Iron Throne.
He's out of pawns, now he's shitting himself.
Jon Snow: Was a surprise cavalry attack part of your plan?
Littlefinger: Of coursh! Sansa refused your offer in favor of ours. We had to find out what she told you!
Sansa: Nothing! I said nothing!
>le ebin medieval gay fantasy setting with princesses and kings
