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>>71432367
Azor Jon
THE KING IN THE NORTH
Who will kill Cersie?
>>71434397 #
Why?
People still do it because it's faster. It's just incredibly dangerous.
Didn't Euron do it in the books??
>>71434392
>Gilneas
>Tully fucking shits
DELETE THIS
First for where everythings made up and time doesn't matter
>>71434438
No one. She's a fookin' legend m8
What was the point of exiling Melisandre anyways?
Xth for Stannis, the king who cared
>>71434438
Old age
repostin'
>The dreams were even worse the second time. He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed…
Is Cersei tall? This outfit makes her look tall.
Roose Bolton, Lord of Winterfell, the Dreadfort and Warden of the North
Euron "Madura Uchiwa" Greyjoy
WHAT IF
The Song of Ice and Fire is the song that Rhaegar composed for Lyanna and babby Jon, we know he did
And the music of that song is the GoT intro theme?
We need valyrian lyrics for it
>>71434476
>What was the point of exiling Melisandre anyways?
To bring back stannis for season 7.
she comes to rule the seven kingdoms
Dany will die for sure in the vision you can see the throne room destroyed no one will sit there the Seven Kingdoms will break up once more
you plebs think that she will just go there and will "take what is mine"
>Promise me, Bane.
>>71434483
>ulthos
Important reminder.
Cersei is OUR QUEEN.
Preston is on suicide watch.
>>71434540
My nigga
Qyburnbros gonna stick together.
Okay question regarding the show: I thought a white raven was sent to kings landing back in like, season 2? It was during a small council meeting. But now the show is saying winter is just arriving. Was the first raven for the end of summer and the second for winter officially coming?
>>71434392
doesn't work
>>71434448
>Didn't Euron do it in the books??
Are you comparing Euron "Madura Uchiwa" Greyjoy on his ship to Le witty Imp man and Grey Aids on their boat?
>>71434483
>It is said that K'Dath is the site of unspeakable rites performed to slake the hunger of mad gods and that even the Shrykes that dwell in the lands south of the city fear it.
I want to read some Lovecraftian stories set in/around K'Dath
>>71434491
Poisoned by his enemies.
>>71434483
elaborate nigger
Hail Qyburn!
Hand of the Queen
Grand Maester
Master of Whispers
Master of Coin
Master of Ships
Master of Laws
Master of War
Shadow Ruler of the Iron Throne
Future Archmaester of the Citadel
Herald of the Long Night
Long may he reign!
>tfw Dany is at the Gates (airspace?) of King's Landing
>Cersei holed up in the capital killing traitors
>Tarlys arrive at the gates
>Start killing everyone
>Jaime and Cersei alone
>Jaime kills Cersei
Poetry.
>>71434540
>>71434550
>a citadel of hellish fire, worthy of my master
>a monument to entomb the souls of all who dare to defy us!
what did Qyburn mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9UvNomgV0
>>71434553
no, the white crow sent to kings landing was to tell everyone that summer has ended, basically it was fall, and winter is approaching.
>>71434563
I'm saying people still do it, but it's dangerous. And guess what jorah got greyscale because of it
>>71434553
Yes, there is a season between summer and winter; it's called autumn.
>>71434392
I heard a story that Varys appeared in the last scene becase their ships had alreay reached Dorne. Also, theres a story that Dany is first going to the iron islands because they are promised to Theon. Isn't that the long route to Westeros?
>>71434581
CIA, I'm small council (literally)
>>71434533
Fuck, why does this make me laugh so much
Time to post the dankest memes from season 6
>>71434483
Bloodless men ARE NOT Wights, Robert Strong is bloodless man, but yes I support the one continent theory
>>71434483
Bloodless Men = Gregor
Marwyn the Mage traveled to and mapped the furthest locations of the known world, he befriended Qyburn and likely shared knowledge of the Bloodless Men. We saw Qyburn draining Gregor's blood and he is described like a bloodless man.
We won't ever see anything that far east unless Jorah is in Asshai next season.
>>71434621
>Also, theres a story that Dany is first going to the iron islands because they are promised to Theon.
If she doesn't land somewhere in the stormlands or crownlands I swear to god I'm dropping the show forever.
>>71434621
to get to the the iron islands she would have to travel all the way around dorne and then north hundreds of miles, she won't be going to the iron islands. euron is there and she has bigger problems to deal with first than euron
Jon Snow will die next season
>CIA will kill him in a scheme
>He will marry Sansa
> and rule behind the scenes as an advisor.
With the Vale and Northern Armies, they will battle with Dany and get decimated.
Next
>Jon reanimated as wight
>kills CIA
>Sansa escapes to Dany forces and girl power unite
>By this time Cersei probably dead
>killed by Jaime (by wildfire? strangling her?)
>Jaime kills Tyrion (vengeance?)
>leaving Jaime killed by Dany forces (House Lannister ded)
Next
>Night King swoops the realm (dothraki and unsullied BTFO)
>Varys probably killed along with some Targ loyalist
>Dany retreats with half of her force to Dorne (because muh hot weather)
>Sand Snakes tries to assasinate Dany but fail (got BTFO)
>Olenna is just filler scene (probably her last advisot?)
>Arya meets Dany and Sansa, Bran emerges as the Starks reunite.
>Winter comes to Dorne? WHAT?
>Night King takes the last safe haven on Westeros (Iron Islands spared)
>Dany marries Euron, Yara and Theon killed executed.
>Daario comes to her aid and slains Euron becoming Salt King (lel?)
>Daario marries her and fuck her?
Meanwhile in bear island
>bearloli welcomes her uncle Jorah who is cured by the grayscale
>Jorah rallies surviving northerners to his cause (probably Howland reed and Manderly?)
>In a letter swears fealty to Dany
teh fat cuck
>OldTown getting sieged by Nightking
>chaos lol many peopel died REEAHHH
>fat bacon Tarly boy smuggles info about white walker weakness to Dany
>Dragonstone becomes muh mining facility
>Dany forces now armed with dragonstone commences assault on white walkers
>Attack on two fronts
>Jorah attacks from North and Dany attacks from Iron Islands
>Dragon fire wipes out White walkers
>out of nowhere Thoros charges with flaming sword, kills dozens of zombies before getting kill
>Brotherhood without banners regroup with Tully and lefover Vale forces
>attack the white walkers at full force
>Bran meets Night King, kills him (dunno how?)
continued
>>71434392
Bran has been the night king all along. Screen this. It's the only way he was able to visibly see and touch bran through the wiernet.
>>71434652
>she has bigger problems to deal with first than euron
No she doesn't. Euron is the #1 threat to her in Westeros unless Jon goes to war against her which is unlikely. The Ironborn will defect to Euron's side when they see what he has accomplished in such a short time (built 1000 ships and sacked the greatest city in the world) so Dany must face Euron before anything else.She loses the battle and has to retreat
>>71434653
Is there a reason why you're writing this fanfiction? the writers haven't even started working on season 7 plot.
>>71434700
>1000 ships
With what timber?
Question, does anyone outside of Ironborn worship the Drowned God?
>>71434723
teleported from the North
>>71434723
The one on the iron islands and the western coast of westeros
>>71434723
There's wood on the Iron Islands, just not in the filming location.
There is also a huge forest near Flint's Finger close to the Iron Islands.
Aside from Dany's army, what army in Westeros is biggest in numbers? I'm struggling to even think of an opponent to Dany. Vale?
>>71434653
>Night King dead white walkers retreat
>New wall erected, this time quota of men send there as Night watch under Bran Stark as 1000th lord commander
>It is found out Brienne suvives the war
>Casterly Rock has no ruler and given to her
>Dany takes the Iron Throne
>Daario as muh hand of queen
> Master of whisperer and coin to be determined
>Muh Dragons lives and have babies
>Dany is preggers
>Olenna rules the reach and stomlands under Dany
>Sansa is warden of Norf, Iron Islands is under her rule?
>Arya is a wandering assassin though is still loyal to Stark
>fat tarly boy gets lordhip as his father and brother died in wight war
>Gilly becomes his wife
>Bearloli rules Bear Island with Jorah as advisor probably marrying robin arryn (presumably if he's willing?)
>The Dorne plotline is abandoned becuse who cares about a fucking desert country
>The Hound lives happily as a sellsword before meeting untimely demise at the hands of a dothraki
>Brotherhood of banners is disbanded
>Edmure Tully kills Roslin and marries Sansa (kek fuck the Freys), his son is exiled to da Wall.
>Bronn (assuming he survives) went to Dorne where he fucks and fights before dead from muh poison
this is how it will end faggots
Dany sits on Throne (fuck off Stannisfags)
Sansa will probably produce lots of Stark-Tully children cos fertility.
Plot twist
Stannis risen from the dead as new Night King with his head attached
Benjen Stark returns to the Wall where he serves as a ranger from the dead frightening new recruits
White Walker sleeps for another 8000 years until the next long night
So Jonfags cry, because he's going to die and since Melisandre is away, NO ONE is going to resurrect him.
Oh I forgot about Onion Kniight, he'll probably die too becuase fuck ex Stannis men
screencap this
http://www.strawpoll.me/10616436/
PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10616436/
>>71434793
The Others
>>71434645
>this pleb thinks dany will win at the end
hey've been building her up as invincible, so she dies at the very end due to high fantasy catching up with her. Maybe even a noble, self-sacrificial death so everyone's happy and feminists literally drown in their tears of joysadness.
all fight for power and kill each other thats the message No one will be left sit there The Seven Kingdoms will break up once more
>>71434750
Probably no
>>71434793
Euron kills 90% of Dany's army while they are on ship and useless
Just fuck my kingdom up sand sneks
>>71434653
>>out of nowhere Thoros charges with flaming sword, kills dozens of zombies before getting kill
stop it there lad
>>71434807
>got supports jon
KEKS
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>>71434750
Patchface
Join me in posting the best memes from this season
>>71434817
Come on man, not 90%. More like 40% and a dragon. He'll probably split her fleet by summoning a storm or tricking her.
>>71434392
NEW GOT WAIFU
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PmmxPKYvU8
>>71434839
He's the one true king
>>71434841
>>71434849
Where the fuck do they meet at the sea. Why the fuck would Dany travel west of Westeros?
>>71434707
ITS HAPPENING AND you know it will be.
>dat littlefinger unsatisfied face when jon is king in da norf
>he will die (just like his uncle Ned and cousin Robb)
>your R+L=J is nothing
>Jon bascially loses plot armor next season
Better accept fate friends
screencap this
>>71434876
>He's the one true king
BASTARD
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>>71434799
>So Jonfags cry, because he's going to die and since Melisandre is away, NO ONE is going to resurrect him.
Melisandre herself said she didn't resurrect Jon
Your posts are obvious bait
>>71434807
>Danny
>6 votes
i knew /got/ are our guys
>>71434807
>fat daenary pic
>>71434807
will Reach and Dorne be enough to contain that whale?
>>71434630
remember when they just said fuckit and started calling him Gregor again
>>71434839
THEKINGINANORF
you just know
>>71434821
Why did no one cared Doran was killed?
Why are the sand sneks reigning on dorne now?
>>71434914
>no more redhead's tits
The show might aswell end now
>>71434912
Jon still has Stark blood inside him and he's cultured in North tradition better than Sansa, and as a Stark male he has better position as ruler than Sansashit.
Sansa is only for make babies with CIA
>>71434905
>he will die (just like his uncle Ned and cousin Robb)
Can't wait for him to die again. He doesn't have melly there to help him this time. LOL
>>71434960
>Jon still has Stark blood inside him
That doesn't mean shit faggot. Gendry has Baratheon blood. Using your logic he's the true king. But they aren't you idiot. Technically speaking it would be Dany since she's the closet blood relative to Stannis.
You have one wildfire grenade that will definitely kill Zombie Mountain.
If you succeed your cock will become Unella's new god.
You can refuse and walk away.
Would you try?
>>71434949
Because he was a shit ruler who did nothing and the sand snakes are his proactive relatives who are loved and admired around dorne
>>71434953
Sansa is still there tho
>>71434905
No it won't. You interpret the essence of the series and the characters completely wrong, probably due to high autism.
When they kill the night king Brann tell that they need a night king and Jorah will take the job.
>Delusional neckbeard stannisautists actually believe Jon is going to fail.
Take your bedwetting elswhere beta brigade.
>>71434999
>>71434914
>Melisandre herself said he didnt ressurect
except that she did, she cast resurrection spell and jon snow becomes jesus. You can be sure that Red Lady probably will have 100% success chance in reviving ded people, like Thoros did.
Also Rickon is not ressurected because he has no heart (literally) if he's alive again and he's an useless character, specifically created to be killed by Ramsay
>>71434994
to save unella, i would do anything
>>71434654
Young hodor saw him.
explain that atheists
>>71434949
He wasn't dedicated to immediate revenge so the ENTIRE COUNTRY hated him
Which wasn't a problem for the Bad Poosi Squad for amazing plot reasons, they are welcome to hang around for months doing nothing and cutting deals
>>71434949
Because STRONG WOWYN > WEAK MEN. Everybody love the Sand Snakes and they all hated Doran , because being a male, he was clearly worst than Hitler and dornish people suffered a lot because of him so his death was deserved.
ALL HAIL QUEEN ELLARIA SAND!
Arya fed someone their family's remains.
So when does she become the Rat King/Cook now? (Been a while since I've read those blasted books).
Which houses support Yara?
Which houses support Euron?
>Ramsay hasn't made a single smart decision in his coup d'état
>everything went right for him through sheer dumb luck
>it took him being extra stupid, ten thousand knights, a giant, and an angry Targaryen to BTFO him
>Cersei isn't making the smartest decisions in her takeover
>everyone and everything is going to turn on her
>her brother, who is her most trusted friend and lifelong lover, will kill her on his own
>>71434897
Euron is a bigger military power than Cersei and the Ironborn will not remain loyal to Yara when Euron has 1000 ships and sacks Oldtown, the grestest city in the world.
Moreso than that is plot logic. They're not going to send Dany to KL because then she would win decisively without losses. She's been set up to fail or at least have a major defeat which will be at the hands of Euron.
>>71434934
yes, fucking D&D also calling Sunspear "A city of Dorne" in opening
>>71434839
best stark
>>71434949
Beause D&D wanted more strong women on the show. It's not even a meme at this point, they literally gave up on dorne after oberyn for some reason.
Whenever I rewatch this show I always realize I missed shit. Sansa is the one who makes Ned realize Joffrey isn't Robert's.
>>71435012
Sansa is a girl. Witch was a woman.
>>71434638
>Jorah
Cut
>>71435077
The gods were explicitly angry at him for breaking guest right, not murder or cannibalism.
Lets have a good discussion /got/
which one in this thread gets it right?
>>71423761
>>71434949
Everyone is in love with tyene so they all shut up
All hail His Grace, Jaehaerys of Houses Targaryen and Stark, Third of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms, King in the North and Protector of the Realm.
>>71435092
>Jon is fucking retarded, completely unreliable as a leader, forgoes tactics for emotions in the most important battle his people are fighting for survival
>KING IN THE NORTH!
Is GRRM a bad writer or is Azor Jorah a red herring? It's blatantly obvious that he is Azor Ahai, moreso than Jon and Jaime, but wouldn't that mean he kills Daenarys in the end?
What do you think George felt when he watched the finale, the R+L=J reveal, and then at his TWOW manuscript (180 pages)
The mystery of Jons parentage he planned 20 years ago while writing A Game of Thrones, revealed in a mediocre hour of television
what a fucking failure
How does he live with himself after this?
>>71435191
>or is Azor Jorah a red herring?
Red herring
>>71435191
>It's blatantly obvious that he is Azor Ahai
I must be dumb then, explain.
>>71434985
But since Dany has been exiled from the Kingdom after his father lost the war, no one in KL would have thought about her.
The only thing that would have happened is that the Small Council (Composed of Pycelle Mace Kevan and Qyburn before the explosion) would elect a new King/Queen
>>71435191
>zombies kill Dany
>revive her as a zombie
>now they can control w/e dragons she has left by then
>Jorah puts her out of her misery
>>71435191
At least grrm makes sense. I have no idea what you just said
>>71434570
You can!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream-Quest_of_Unknown_Kadath
>>71435092
Well, Ramsay and Cersei are pretty much psychopath or whatever that mental illness is called so...
I mean, Cersei actually killed a friend of her by pushing her in a well when she was only a teen. And you can be sure she never felt sorry about it, like every bad thing she did in all her life. She don't have empathy, same for Ramsay.
>>71435191
The entire Azor Ahai crap is a red herring
There is no Azor Ahai
What will it mean for Jon when finds out that Ned isn't his father and all his siblings are his cousins? Will he feel even more like an outsider? Will he be mad at Ned for lying to him?
What about Sansa, Arya, and Bran? Will he still be Jon their brother or will they cast him out?
>>71435092
>implying Jon was ever a Targaryen
>implying Ramsay's rule was shit
>implying CIA didn't help Jon becuase of muh north power
>implying Cersei is stupid when all her enemies are BTFO
>implying Jaime will not rape her until she's dead
Preston
Has ANYTHING changed in Skagos since season 1? Do they still think Eddard Stark is their Warden?
>>71435265
>There is no Azor Ahai
Basically this. GRRM is an atheist who hates religion. He would never put that kind of crap in his story.
>>71434937
I'm sorry but if you looked as good as Sophie, you'd be banging everything from here to Mars too
>>71435281
>Skagos
It goes into the same forgotten land folder as Stormlands.
>>71435285
Paganism will win because its almost atheistic in nature
>>71435270
What does it mean to Jon that he died and came back to life?
Not much lmao. Depth of character is nonexistent in this show, it's only about things happening
>>71435281
Nobody seems to give a fuck about Skagos, and Skagos clearly like it this way.
>>71435172
Ah thanks! That must've slipped my mind. So they'd understandably side with Arya then, as she's punishing one that's infringed guest right?
>>71435218
>>71435270
He will brood for a while and then just accept it and go on as usual
>>71435274
Is on suicide watch.
>>71435281
They probably still think that Aerys is king
>>71435285
but rhllor actually brings people back from the dead.
>>71435327
>Is on suicide watch.
Incorrect!
>>71435218
Fortunately for him he met preston, so after watching his videos he's rewriting the story
>>71434949
Because Doran was a pacifist and the whole country wanted retribution. He was standing in the way and thus needed to be eliminated.
>>71435265
That would be nice.
But GRRM still has way to many prophecies that are true in his story.
Or maybe Preston just perverted my mind, i hate that guy.
>>71435258
Yeah, but unlike Ramsay, I'd actually love to see Cersei enjoy unfair success until she is defeated by insurmountable odds (a hundred thousand dothraki screamers, three dragons, and an angry Targaryen).
>>71435077
Never m8 she didn't break guest right
>>71435349
>Because Doran was a pacifist
So far, so are the Hissy Snakes, they haven't done anything different from Doran
>>71435320
Yup, it's pottery of the highest degree.
>>71435057
I dont like Sand Snakes, they're ugly as fuck.
I hope they die killed by White Walkers
>>71435315
What about in the books then?
Has Preston ever predicted something right ?
Or is he just famous because he is an autist ?
>>71435349
>and the whole country wanted retribution
For what?
Why would they give a shit that their prince who wasn't even in Dorne for decades died in a trial by combat he volunteered for?
>>71434994
fuck Unella, Shame!
Shame!
Shame!
Let Gregor stare her in the eys
Shame!
>>71435218
>his face when
>>71435412
Almost everything has been right
>>71435349
But he isn't a pacifist, he had been planning his revenge against the Lannister for 20 years.
Also the WHOLE COUNTY wanted retribution to be point of view ok with their prince being murdered? Doesn't sound very realistic.
>>71434707
>Is there a reason why you're writing this fanfiction? the writers haven't even started working on season 7 plot.
Are you dense? They'll start filming soon
>>71435019
ITS NOT WRONG.
JON WILL DIE
PROVE ME WRONG
WHO WILL SAVE HIM FROM BEING BETRAYED BY CIA? NO ONE
>>71435412
White walker origins. Hard to say because TWOW isn't out yet.
>>71434438
jaime
because pottery
>>71435412
Predicted literally nothing correct, just a massive autist who remembers every single detail and makes theories connecting them. Even GURM thinks he's a weirdo.
>>71435412
Honestly I think the reason winds of winter is taking so long is because preston thinks of shit even GRRM doesn't.
He really should of just hired him to write the books fucker probably could do it faster.
>>71435451
That doesnt mean they have stuff written. They make up so much stuff as they go along
>all this mythos about some andal stabbed with dragonglass
>>71435338
>but rhllor actually brings people back from the dead.
So does Qyburn.
>>71435218
>mediocre hour of television
>Literally, objectively the best tv episode of all time that has changed television forever and turned it into kino
Cry more
>>71435480
They pay 10 million per episode. They are already writting the episode and they're most likely only polishing the dialogue or small parts now.
>>71434392
get me the full pic of the eastern kingdom without the coat of arms
>>71434483
bout to find the yellowking in carcosa
>>71434392
Dany=Hitler
>conquering with little resistance and has now stabilized the home land
>Westeros=Russia
>Large area that she considers important but has no real reason to take
Dany's summer army will get destroyed by the cold just like the German forces did when they tried to invade Russia during the winter.
>>71435437
Those royal guards didnt gave a flying fuck when their king was getting murdered.
>melisandre
>burns one girl in an attempt to save thousands of lives
>brings back your sorry ass back to life
>lmao get the fuck out of here even though I barely knew this girl and I obviously need her because the Night's king is ready to fuck things up
>sansa
>didn't tell you about the Vale army which indirectly caused the death of Rickon and thousands of men
>nah you can stay lol
Jon doesn't deserve Melisandre.
>>71435510
Yeah but we don't know how, for all we know he's a red priest or also has faith powers.
The point is melly and thoros know fuck all about science and they do it. and they both got the red god in common.
>>71435541
don't forget
>engaging Euron Greyjoy in naval combat while he has the siege defense advantage and ballistae, more ships, and your troops are fucking dothraki and unsullied
>>71435541
Dany is Bush, not Hitler, that's what's funny about all the yuppies adoring her
>>71434430
THE KING IN DA NORF
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/29/game-thrones-season-7
>no sapochnik
ITS SHIT
>>71435557
Melisandre burning Shireen is actually what made the pitched battle a possibility, her sacrifice cleared the weather. Winterfell during the Battle of the Bastards looked as warm as in S1, whereas in season 5 it was under heavy snow.
>>71435557
I agree with you on this.
>>71435583
Drogo is gonna roast Euron in the show and in the books and she's gonna make a nice valyrian steel footrest to go with the Iron Throne
>people unironically think that dany marrying jon is a good ending
>>71435600
Kek no. There are so many Hitler parallels with Dany its kind of ridiculous plebs haven't even realized the cold is going to wreck her army.
>>71435624
>Jeremy Podeswa
jdimsa
>>71434430
I'm waiting for the scene when the night king calls the wildlings southerners.
>>71435657
I doubt he will talk until Jon 1v1 him
>>71435600
>Dany is Bush
But Bush lied for invading Irak and did it only for the oil and finishing what his father wasn't able to do before. I don't see any commonality with Dany.
Margaery laid back on the expensive Myrish carpet. "Kneel astride my face, Your Grace."
She'd thought that Daenerys would face her, but when the queen straddled her head, she was facing away from her. She lowered her arse and Margaery found her nose buried in the queen's crack. It was humiliating, but she reminded herself that inflicting such humiliation on her would only heighten the queen's pleasure.
>>71435646
Why is it not? Does it fuck up your ship?
You want a good girl but you need a bad pussy
>>71435624
>brought back Mylod
>no Sapochnik
>100% pure D&D writing for the first time in the series
S5 round 2 here we come.
so apparently this actress from my country auditioned for a casting call for season 7
Karolina Szymczak
who?
>>71435624
>Matt Shakman
Not sure if want
>>71435624
>good director
>newcomer
>2 of the directors responsible for some of the worst episodes of the entire series
Fuck me.
>>71435476
There are good weirdoes, like the guy from westeros.org who admitted to GRRM that Bloodraven was his favourite character and had him pleasantly surprised, and there are autists like Preston who say 2 looks like 3 so must be related to 8.
>>71435717VAL CONFIRMED
>>71435719
m8 he worked on fargo he's based
Why do I miss them so much?
All rise in the presence of His Grace, King of the Andals, the First Men and the Rhoynar, Protector of the Realm, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. The White Wolf. Jaehaerys III Targaryen
>>71435645
You know that not even D&D would have Daenarys win against Euron, right? Normies are already upset about her winning everything without trying or having a single consequence for her actions. Daenarys's fleet is going to be crushed and she'll retreat north to fight the walkers.
Jaime or Theon will kill Euron at the climax of the story around the time when the white walker situation is resolved.
>>71435750
BasedPreston is the best weirdo
>>71435687
Then you're blind and stupid.
The similarities are staggering.
>>71435497
Am I the only one that now finds this by far the most interesting part of the ASOIAF universe? Think it's a crushing shame that we'll likely never see Asshai, Sothyros, Yi Ti or the five forts in the series.
Anyone got any artwork/further info on the five forts, or just any interesting speculation on what lies at the extremes of the known world?
>>71435761
hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>71435756
For two eps and not particularly good ones either
>>71434392
old shit map
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Ice_dragon
THIS IS HOW THE NIGHT KING WILL KILL THE DRAGONS
>>71435717
nameless whore #729
>>71435750
Preston produces more and better content than gurm did the last five years.
How does it make you guys feel that Podeswa and Mylod are going to direct 4 of the last 15 episodes?
>>71435690
As she worked to pleasure the queen, Daenerys took hold of her nipples and twisted hard. It hurt; Margaery had never been one to mix pain with her pleasure. But this was not about her pleasure. Daenerys began to rub herself against Margaery's chin, as if impatient. Margaery had to do more. She reached around Daenerys to rub her cunt in gentle circles, as she tentatively began to lick her arsehole.
Daenerys gaspsed. Margaery thought it meant no one had ever done such a thing for her before. She licked as though her life depended on it, which it did, and soon Daenery began to moan. Her moans turned to a long, wordless cry as she came, and Margaery was covered in a sudden flood of her juices.
>>71435798
>DRAGONS
>S
Euron kills one, the Night King kills one, and one survives.
>>71435717
Cersei's love interest.
>>71435624
>Mark Mylod
>Jeremy Podeswa
/r/asoiaf on suicide watch
>>71435817
>HE IS THE WHITE WOLF
>>71435815
>Tchekov's gun : the book, by Jacob Preston
>>71435827
Bran wargs into the 3rd
>>71435758
CAN'T WAKE UP
Why do normies like the Tyrells so much?
rest in pips bernie
>>71435854
>ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzz: the Not-Book by George RR Martin
>>71435880
in that moment he felt euphoric
>>71435873
They're the normie house.
>>71435873
they're attractive
>>71435873
The only "good guys" in King's Landing.
>yfw
>>71435750
>there are good weirdos and bad weirdos and the distinction is based on my feelings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf3k7nNHCdU
what are they saying /got/?
>>71435781
Christ I want to die
>Cersei did what he sacrifices his honor to stop
How will he deal with her in the next season?
>>71435827
>Danny leads the united human front against the Night King
>it's an easy fight for the undead, human lines crumble
>even a dragon is killed
>Night King is fucking up Jon, who's losing the fight badly
>suddenly, big dragon swoops in, kills the Night King who was totally not expecting one of the few things that can stop him
>the undead crumble and the surviving humans cheer after the initial surprise
Season 8 finale
>>71435922
>>71435817
>>71435187
Post your reaction when Ghost finds a doggedly surviving Ser Pounce that has been hiding in the Red Keep from batshit crazy queen.
>And they become instant friends
>>71435873
Because they're a bastion of chivalry in a society filled with dread and intrigue.Mace ;_;7
>>71435948
Administration of penis into vagina
>>71435778
You are not alone.
I, for the most part, don't give a fuck about the Iron throne, but I'm very interested in what the hell is happening far beyond the wall, beyond the five forts, in Asshai, in the Shivering sea, etc.
But it's all false hopes, the fat fuck won't finish ASOIAF, much less any other story that would let us know any of that shit
>>71435557
I agree. Why does anyone root for Sansa at all? She's the leaast interesting Stark next to Rickon and accomplished almost nothing in the first five seasons. Someone should really just have pointed out that if Sansa had opened her mouth and told the army to wait a day, the casualties would've been a lot lower.
Robb should have taken KL and let Grey Wind mount Cersei
>>71435817
As long as they get El Sapo to do the really big episodes all will be forgiven.
>>71435930
Why does he wear the mask?
>>71435979
>tfw madness hasn't had it's day
>>71435815
Preston should turn his autistic theories into his own novel.
Then he wouldn't feel compelled to kill himself every time someone mentions salad dressing.
bookfags explain please. Should we expect a fight between Jon and Daenerys?
>>71434839
its because he is a stannis bro
>>71435961
>ywn see the anime adaptation of Asoiaf
>ywn shitpost on /a/ for how much of a Mary sue Griff is
>>71436021
Yes, it's canon
>>71436017
He's way too much invested in Gurmland already.
>>71435778
There's a slim chance that Jorah is traveling to Asshai right now.
Many of the extremes (Ulthos, Carcosa, City of the Winged Men) are Lovecraft references that won't have any fruits and aren't mentioned in the actual books, only in side books.
The Cities of the Bloodless Men are likely where Marwyn traveled to and he told Qyburn how to make bloodless men.
>>71436021
would rather have a fairytail ending where jon marries his aunt or a bittersweet dance of dragons 2.0?
cuz you're getting the first one
>>71435995
kek
>>71434483
To go west, you must go east
>>71434839
THE WAR WAS LOST
>>71435930
That bitch sister on the right looks like Amirah Adara
THEY WROTE JORAH OUT OF THE SHOW, HE AINT COMING BACK
I think you have start wondering, what the hell is this plot?
>>71435827
Nah, only viseryon will die. Dany will keep on riding drogon and jon will get rhaegal
>>71436093
hi preston
>>71436093
We see you preston shill
>>71436058
Fuck that
