Crazy old Maurice hmm?
>>71426828
No one shitposts like Gaston!
> LeFou I'm afraid I've been bumping
>>71426828
How many eggs he eat?
>>71426828
the came in here raving
>>71428679
A dangerous reply
>>71426828
Maurice old crazy?
>>71432248
Hmm
>>71430065
FOR YOU
>>71426828
All three of these gals were lusting for him and Gaston decides to get fixated on the least girly option in town.
Now I understand the appeal is sometimes in the chase not so much the capture, the three hotties were no real sport for his huntsman. But jesus christ dude, as a hunter he also understands the notion of one in the hand is worth two in the bush, Belle just isn't worth the effort when he knows what her personality is like and he doesn't like her personality. Besides, its not one in the hand, its three, is there any doubt all three of the hotties would be up for a ménage à quatre?
>>71430065
I know..
>>71434863
It's obvious he already fugged them
THE BEAST IS A FURRY
HE WILL MAKEOUT
>>71434863
OR The only liked him becouse the saw Belle as the alpha girl (yes this is a thing) and becouse he wanted her, they wanted him to win over her. Yes girls think this way.
My sanity's only so-sooos ever since I watched Loony Tunes
>>71434939
> he will make out with your children!
actual line in the movie
>tfw every last inch of me isn't covered in hair
