What would /tv/ do during The Purge?
shitpost on /tv/
shitpost on /tv/
>>71416959
kill niggers
shitpost on /tv/
shitpost on /tv/
shitpost on /tv/
shitpost on /tv/
>>71416959
What they'd all normally do.
Movies are a shit premise, and serious crime doesn't work like that. Taking away state consequences won't enable anything.
>>71416959
Loot and stack frags with the lads
Just kidding
I'd fun post on /sp/!
post shit on /tv/
>>71416959
shit a post on /tv/
>>71417140
Even if people did start acting wild, I'd imagine that cities and towns would organize militias to keep the people in check.
Sit in my bunkered up room and shitpost on /tv/, assuming my cable/phone service doesn't go out.
>>71417140
It would for petty crimes, theft, lots of disorderly conduct and taking shits on boss' lawns.
Get cucked
Rob a bank maybe
but honestly shit post on /tv/
>>71416959
Hunt down the fucking shill that keeps repeating these fucking threads and rape his ass.
Other than that, live spectator threads with /pol/ and /sp/
>>71416959
Question: If you kidnap someone on Purge night is their continued captivity still illegal all other days of the year?
Quite honestly the kidnapping is the highest risk part, the captivity is fairly simple. I wouldn't be averse to doing the illegal imprisonment for the rest of the year if I could get through the most dangerous part of the process on Purge night.
And for that matter, let's say you steal something on Purge night. Is "possession of stolen property" then legal in regards to that property for every other day of the year, or can you steal something Purge night and then have police arrest you the next day for having stolen goods?
\vt\ no tsoptihs
>>71417315
You are putting more thought into this than the writers did
>>71416959
collect rainwater
>>71417404
...and for that we thank you.
>>71417315
what if you shoot someone and he dies 2 days later
kiss it
>>71417437
the attempted murder is legal
>>71417315
Of course it would be illegal. It's a continuous crime to keep someone against their will.
It would not be illegal to keep something you stole when it wasn't illegal to steal it.
>>71417517
But possession of stolen goods is a different crime from stealing the goods. Like you said, a continuous crime.
>>71417315
>>71417437
What if you rape a woman on Purge night and she becomes pregnant? Are you legally responsible for care of the child and obligated to pay child support? Or does a night without legal repercussions mean all actions performed on that night which would ordinarily have longer term repercussions no longer do either?
>>71416959
Wear a police uniform. You aren't allowed to kill government officials I think (I'm not a retard so I've never seen these movies).
No one can touch me. But since all other laws are voided, the impersonation of a government official should be legal.
I'd then discretely steal stuff and do whatever else you do on Purge day.
Hire someone to forge an official document claiming that I own the moon.
Then when the Purge is over and I legally own the moon, tell all the countries that they need to get their shit off my property.
>>71417248
Yeah!! And because it would be such a big job to keep everyone in check, some people would be designated to prepare and train for it full time, and because they had to do that full time, the people in the city would allocate a certain cut of their wages to pay for the militia's living expenses.
What a concept.
>>71416959
find the rarest pepe
>>71417561
You aren't allowed to kill government officials of rank 10, whatever the fuck that means. And there's weapon restrictions so you can't set off a nuke or bioweapon.
>>71416959
Eat some delicious hot dogs
>>71417558
Only if you're black, but then again they'll never get it anyway.
>>71416959
Move to Canada
>>71417558
If you have consensual sex with a woman and she has a kid you are legally obligated to support that child. So on Purge day all you did was avoid the legal repercussions of the rape itself.
>>71417602
So, I'll dress up like a general?
I'm gonna have to say shitpost on /tv/
>>71417554
but it was technically never stolen in the first place
>>71417517
Then it's still pretty easy to just do the kidnapping on Purge night and then keep them in captivity even if it is a crime on the rest of the days since getting caught at that point would only be a matter of not eliminating any witnesses.
>>71417628
>you are legally obligated to support that child
Except on Purge day.
It'd be a great way to cheat the system to just have bills due on Purge day.
Also that brings up the question as to whether ongoing debt that you avoid by exploiting Purge day collections would be punishable every other day.
Vote hillary
>>71417690
In that case, in the eyes of the law, the baby was never technically conceived in the first place either.
In fact, would babies born on Purge day be US citizens at all? It is a result of US law that anyone born in the United States is a US citizen, so if this law is no longer in effect then Purge babies might not even be American.
>>71416959
probably rob my local chinese place, then come back the next day. itd be illegal to throw me out then due to discrimination, right?
>>71417628
If you kill a nig on real purge hours they're still dead, you're either responsible for your actions that night or you're not.
>>71417785
No, it was just never conceived through illegal means, ie rape.
In the same way the item was not acquired through illegal means, ie theft.
By your retarded logic anyone murdered on Purge would not be legally dead.
>>71416959
Rape Jessica Alba
>>71417895
You could aim higher.
>>71417833
But not in the eyes of the law.
I'd be like if you accident ran a nig over and the court deemed you not guilty of manslaughter. Just because you aren't guilty doesn't mean the nig magically comes back to life after the court's decision.
>>71417869
What if the baby was born on purge day? Would you have to pay child support?
>>71416959
Become the Punisher, all those who seek to use the Purge to harm the innocent, etc I would hunt them down.
>>71417919
Fuck off faggot shes been my waifu since I was 8
>>71417919
Maybe he wants to hate fuck her.
shoot anyone that approaches my house while I'm shitposting on /tv/
>>71417785
That's not how it works. It's not that all laws cease to exist, it's that crimes cease to be illegal. Conception and birth certificates aren't illegal so they remain governmend by law. Raping and murdering the baby is illegal, but on Purge Day they become legal.
>>71417948
Yes because that isn't a crime. If you drop kicked the baby right after it came out, then you wouldn't need to pay child support though.
Become the Dolph Lundgren, all those who seek to use the Purge to harm the innocent, etc I would hunt them down.
>>71417960
Jokes on you, I'd blind myself and become Daredevil and stop your vigilante ass.
Hopefully after the purge I can then get into law school.
>>71418059
Why does CIA have a white Real Doll dressed as a Mexican peasant?
>>71417869
Well someone born on Purge day wouldn't be legally alive either in the sense that they wouldn't exist as a legal entity within the system.
Any action you perform on Purge night, for all legal purposes, your responsibilities are null to. So if you conceive a child on Purge night your legal responsibilities to it are absolved. That's why you don't get arrested the next day for killing someone on Purge night. The person is still, and you still killed them, but your legal obligations to the action are non-existent. For the same reason, it would be legal to conceive a child on Purge night and then not support it forthgoing because legal ramifications of your actions on Purge night simply don't exist.
>>71416959
I've always wanted to cum outside of a window.
>>71418108
This is correct
Though would the mother purge their kid next year?
How many kids get purged each year do you reckon?
>>71417437
It'd be legal since any evidence would be ruled out since it happened on Purge night.
I guess unless you held their trial on Purge night and passed unlawful evidence and convicted them off that.
>>71416959
Kill a few ex-girlfriends who don't deserve to still draw breath. Kill 2 ex-bosses. Figure out a way to erase all debt.
>>71416959
Form a militia that would stop people from committing crimes during the Purge.
>>71417140
In the movies, there's basically 3 kinds of Purgers
1. Random psychos going hunting.
2. Rich People paying the random psychos to capture people.
3. Military death-squads established by the government to kill poor people.
>>71418108
>The Purge occurs for 12 hours on March 21 to 22, from 7 p.m. until 7 a.m. the next day, during which all crime is legal and all police, fire, and medical emergency services remain unavailable.
keyword crime
I can't believe you made my google this stupid movie.
If you were an American citizen and you had your child in Mexico then came back to the US with the child, you'd be responsible for it. Even if it wasn't born in the US.
Now if you left the child in Mexico, then in the US I guess you wouldn't be legally responsible for it.
>>71418178
>any evidence would be ruled out
Pretty much this.
Even if you kidnap someone, steal something, etc crimes that would ordinarily have lasting residual criminality, you're never ever going to be arrested for it, because do you think the police are going to even bother trying to investigate any of the shit that went down in any Mad Max apocalypse of a city on Purge night? Among all the fucking crimes and waste and shit? Even if there was coherent evidence to find anymore? You think they're going to listen to the million people calling up the police office the next day saying someone in their family is missing? They'll just assume them dead.
>>71416959
shit on the tv
>>71418278
That has nothing to do with the second paragraph.
You're not responsible for lasting effects of crimes that you commit on Purge night.
non retarded question here:
What if you set a timer on weapons "below level 4" whatever the fuck that means, to go off the next day.
The people died the next day, but the act of setting the timer accrued on Purge. Would I be legally responsible to disarm the traps?
>>71418345
And birthing a child is not a crime, therefore a child born on purge night would still legally exist and the parents would be responsible.
If they did not want that responsibility they'd just kill the child on that or the next Purge.
>>71418363
The murders occurred not on Purge night.
>>71418231
but vigilantism is a crime
>>71418278
This. Laws don't just fucking disappear. Illegal things just become legal. I don't honestly don't understand how people on here are so retarded that they can't understand the basic premise of the fucking Purge.
I think in the first movie, they say no govt officials and no explosive devises above a certain level or whatever. But in the sequel, they say "any and all crime." That is pretty clear to me. You could blow up the Whitehouse with a dirty nuke and any court of law would acquit you because "any and all" is pretty clear in the eyes of the law.
>>71418410
That has nothing to do with the post you just responded to.
>>71418442
>>71418278
The crimes becoming legal is the laws forbidding those crimes disappearing you dumb fucks.
Have you never read Hobbes in your lives?
>>71418426
But the act that caused the murder was on Purge. If you shoot someone and they bleed out finally dying the next day you are not responsible right?
If I set a trap or whatever on 5pm Purge day, then 3pm it goes off, and I'm at work, no where near the crime. Am I legally responsible?
>>71416959
rape and murder, so much rape and murder
>>71418489
When the act occurred that caused the injury or death is when a crime occurs. When you shot someone is when you killed them, regardless of when they actually die. When a bomb goes off, killing people or harming property, is when the crime was committed, not when you activated the bomb.
Hide
>>71418454
The whole conversation was about the responsibility to pay child support on children born during the purge.
>>71418489
Doesn't matter. If you kill people on Thursday with a bomb that you planted on Wednesday the police write down the murders as occurring on Thursday, not Wednesday. If the murder occurred on anything other than Purge day, you're fucked.
>>71418550
No, a child conceived during the Purge. Children aren't born and conceived on the same day. These were two different threads of thought.
>>71418546
I don't know. I say the act of setting the trap was the crime, when it goes off is just the repercussions of the crime.
>>71416959
I would rape so much cunny
>>71418642
>the act of setting the trap was the crime
You're talking about a number of crimes.
Planting a bomb with intent to kill people is a crime, and then killing people is also a crime. If you set a bomb in time's square and get caught you're charged with a crime. If you don't get caught and it goes off, you get even more charged with a crime. In this case the crime of setting the bomb on Purge day is ignored but it doesn't matter since the crime of killing a bunch of people the next day is going to prisonrape you.
>>71418603
Then as I already said before that, conceiving a child is also not a crime. Rape is.
If you had consensual sex with someone, and they got preggers, the sex act itself was legal.
So in the real world you had sex with a woman, she said it was rape. The courts disagreed, you are not innocent of the charges. You are still the father of the child are have to pay child support.
You kill someone, the courts find you innocent, you don't go to jail.
Same logic in purge.
Rape someone, rape is legal. Child is still there, you are still the father.
Kill someone, they are dead, no problem.
>>71418642
Well, you would be wrong. Death or injury is a repercussion of the crime. When the crime occurs is the act that causes that death or injury, not the planning or setting up of the crime.
Did the boston bombings occur when the two brothers set down the bomb on the sidewalk or when the bombs went off? The answer is when the bombs went off, because prior to that, the bombings hadn't occurred. There is a difference in committing a crime and attempting to commit a crime. Understand, dipshit?
>>71418766
>Then as I already said before that, conceiving a child is also not a crime. Rape is.
And, as I said, you are not legally culpable for lasting effects of crimes committed on Purge night, so if you rape a baby into some broad you don't have to do shit about it senpai.
>>71418766
>Rape someone, rape is legal. Child is still there, you are still the father.
>Kill someone, they are dead, no problem.
You mean:
>Kill someone, murder is legal. Person is still dead, you are still the murderer.
You're not responsible for the person being dead, and you're not responsible for the person being alive.
>>71418806
Uh....so if the bombs didn't go off there'd be no crime?
If the Boston bombers set the bombs but they didn't go off due to a technical error, there would be no crime. If the police caught the bombs before they went off there would be no crime?
Good to know. If I ever get in trouble can you be my lawyer?
>>71418410
Conception via rape is the crime.
Since the rape was purge time, the rapist father has zero legal responsibility.
>>71418854
>>71418894
You're going to have to cite that. I've never seen the movie. But the language on the wiki doesn't really lead me to believe that.
Crime is legal. Therefore rape is legal. However you are still the father of the child.
>>71419059
>I try to discuss movies based on reading the wiki instead of watching the movies
Why are you on a television and film discussion board then?
>I talk about movies I haven't seen
>>71419017
Crime is legal. Therefore rape is legal, as is consensual sex.
The resulting child is not a crime, and you would be responsible for it.
>>71419099
Seemed like an interesting topic to discuss legality.
Unfortunately the type of people who would actually watch this movie are retarded.
>>71417315
id imagine criminal aftershocks of purge night fall under the ex post facto law ban in america. i dont know anything about laws but i think that works. cant pass a law that retroactively makes things illegal. that probably applies to the day after purge night
>>71419114
And legal repercussions of crimes committed on Purge night are null, meaning if you specifically rape a baby into some broad you're totally in the clear, but if you do it consensually you're fucked.
>>71417558
I do believe you should be responsible for the child as it is your seed. No need to panic though, next year is when you could axe a baby.
>>71419227
All it says is crime is legal.
Therefore rape is legal.
You are adding your own language to the rules.
>>71419355
Have you watched the movies?
no no your doing it wrong. the last two memes had a fat leather ass and a cute waitress. wheres the girl in this one??
>>71418059
Wow, he IS a big guy!
>Purge Day
>get a hold of a TV station
>do a livestream of you doing unspeakable things to a group of children of various ethnicities
>somehow people are irrational enough to go mad on Purge day but also rational enough to wait 365 days to get revenge
Yes, everyone is the same.
>>71416959
go kill the fags who keep shilling the purge here
>>71416959
browse 4chan probably
>>71417430
>live in a state where this is legal but I got your joke anyways
How's Colorado faggot
>>71417582
>implying keeping your neighborhood in check is tough
all you need is the 2nd amendment.
>>71416959
Steal my neighbors lawn mower
>>71421158
Why did these hats become a popular meme? I was at the range last Saturday adjusting my bow and there were not one, but two faggots with Major League Archery hats.
Go around mowing peoples lawns. All alpha's mow their own lawns. Woody knows this.
>>71421270
After "Major League Gaming" became an actual thing it became popular to give your personal hobby a Major League.
>>71417558
what if you plant a timebomb on the purge and set it for a day later?
>>71419167
>including murder
why would they say that
>>71422247
wrong
>>71422297
No that was quoted correctly, you hit the post number and it plants it into your post.
>>71416959
Rip the tag off my mattress.
Walk on the grass.
Cross the road but not at a cross walk.
Leave trashbags on the sidewalk.
Merge without a turn signal.
Throw my gum wrapper on the ground instead of in the trash.
Water my lawn all day.
Drink unpasteurized milk.
Use an expired coupon.
Double park.
Purchase items at a convenient store without shoes.
Find and kill the faggot who keeps shilling this flick
So I get they say you can't set off a nuke or start spreading anthrax but what's actually stopping anyone during this retarded day? Any terrorist group would take this time to destroy as much as humanly possible, not to mention some retard who got a hold of some dirty bomb.
I realize this is just some slasher flick but it seems to take itself seriously yet run around with such shitty world building
>>71422779
They just came up with a backstory that allows for as many movies they can make until they stop being profitable
>>71423070
Oh, like the 100 SAW movies? Though, at least the first SAW movie was actually good, so it's got that going for it.
>>71421158
>drum mag on an FAL
Operator as fuck
>>71423114
Yes. Pretty much exactly like the SAW movies. Expect to see "Purge: the fe4r" to hit the theaters next summer
Shoot neighbours and their dogs. I'm the only one with guns on the street and I really hate barking dogs.
Purge would never work - 90% of the American population are good natured people who would group up, form militias, and stop any major kind of attacks. The Purge movies make it sound like every one except criminals are major pussies. All i'm saying is, two or three thugs walking down the street are going to go home when the they see the rest of the neighborhood with their hands on their Ar-15s
>>71424470
May be true, but the thing stopping a lot of people from committing crimes is being aware of the consequences, that's why criminals are either really stupid, or thought they planned out every step to get away something
>Go to San Diego
>Get naked
>Jack it in the streets
>>71424470
It's revealed in the second movie that it turns out not enough people are actually purging and most people are just keeping to themselves in their homes trying to stay safe and so the government sends out trucks to murder the shit out of entire apartment buildings.
>>71425501
I thought the murdertruck in the second movie was owned by some rich guy?
>>71422567
>Rip the tag off my mattress.
is this illegal in burgerland?
>>71425544
Nah dawg, the old evil white man who likes guns explains at the end that the new founding fathers think not enough low class scum are being killed on purge night and so dispatched the death squad trucks to systematically eliminate poor blocks.
>>71425657
I think its illegal to remove the tag when the mattress is in the store and not sold yet
pirate movies
>>71418435
It's purge day...
ITT: people wishing the Purge was real
shitpost on /tv/
>>71425964
He's implying that you would have to kill yourself, faggot.
So what does the military do during the purge? Do they go out or just tighten security in case some militia tries to stir shit?
>>71426541
Not really. Most answers are joke answers
>>71418233
... and that's why the premise is stupid.
I seriously doubt the military would kill the people they swore to protect, and killing poor people have horrible effect on cost of labour. Not counting the irremediable damages to the infrastructure each and every year.
There is no way the US could be an Utopia in that world.
>>71417140
I would definitely get my rape on
>>71418233
>3. Military death-squads established by the government to kill poor people.
the military is not going to kill the cheap laborforce.
they gonna murder all the homeless, retards and old people clogging up the hospitals
>people calling eachother faggots for not going out
>all time record high posters for /tv/
>>71416959
How the fuck do they keep making this bullshit? Goddamn its the dumbest, most poorly executed idea for an edgefest ive ever seen.
>>71417430
someone elaborate please
What happens if you jump the timezone on purge night?
Can you kill people in the other timezone when their purge has stopped but yours is still going on?
>>71417960
Sure you would anon
>>71424303
Fuck, this so much. I have neighbors who have barking dogs, they shit on my lawn and they are just generally assholes. I would kill the fuck out of those cunts.
>>71417057
this is the only answer
but for bonus points
>kill niggers while shitposting on /tv/ about killing niggers
>>71428239
You would get rektamundo by the dog owning anonz.
>>71428239
>Implying that people wouldn't have guns themselves
In case of Purge, I'd spend the week before hiding my stuff and then spend the night in the wilderness. Only way to survive.
I'd also quit Ameriga ASAP.
lock the door
>>71416959
The sad part is this thread is better than the movies
I'd probably just embezzle a ton of money
what retard goes around killing people when you can LEGALLY steal enough mad dosh from your company to never work again?
Steal my neighbor Miranda's shoes
Why would someone go through the hassle of making some stupid, edgy Halloween-esque mask for Purge night?
Why don't people just time their vacations during the purge?
>"Its Purge: The election year™ night"
BRAVO
>>71428144
When the second movie came out I thought the same thing. As long as they have really good profit margins, they're going to keep beating this shit to death. I don't blame them though. If I could sell my turds at a premium to the masses, I would too.
>>71428148
It is illegal to "divert rainwater" in some states.
http://www.naturalnews.com/029286_rainwater_collection_water.html
>>71428202
Assuming the twelve hours don't occur across the entire US, the purge would probably be area based not individual based. It would still be questionable whether its a crime to kill someone in a time zone whose purge has ended while you are in an active purge zone(like at a border).
So... how many purge flicks are we going to get? 5? 10?
>>71429178
They should make fucking series like 24 instead. That's actually the only way to make that retarded concept at least somewhat decent.
>>71417430
absolute madman
>>71416959
Laugh and toast to not living in the US?
I'm pretty sure every major city would just be a huge gun fight for 12 hours. Wouldn't be people running around looting and shit or jacking off in public becuase they'd be indiscriminately killed by roaming gunmen. rural areas might be more open for lower crimes and general anarchy
>>71417315
>can own slaves for one night year
>not even enough time to work them to exhaustion
RAPE GIRLS
>>71430338
Pretty much this, except I'd kidnap them too so I could keep them year long until the next purge then repeat the cycle.
