>driving down road
>see this truck following you
What do?
>>71406680
LET HIM PASS
Suck its dick.
>>71406715
>you try to let him pass but he smells your virginty and tries running you off road
What do?
>>71406680
I activate the caltrop dropper within my rear bumper. Then the oil slick for good measure. And why not? I head straight for the nearest body of water activating my submersible mode.
>>71406680
Ram it the fuck out the road
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER
rape my sister
>>71406865
Decent
>>71406680
Jump it, and wrangle the beast to make it my very own, for I am the Alexander of the road and that mighty steed shall be my Bucephalus!
...
>>71406680
Yeah, I'm driving down the road, and there's a truck, I'm gonna flip him off.
>>71406680
>>71406810
>>71406865
suck the director's dick is the only correct answer, but only if you're under 15
>>71406680
Communicate with it through multi-track drifting.
>>71406680
>*adjust my rear view mirror*
>"heh..this kid's got guts"
>put on my seatbelt
>flash a grin
>"this is gonna be easy"
>*flip the Nitro switch*
>*car reaches light speed*
>*reach behind him after circling the earth*
>*do a flip through the roof of my car onto the windshield of the other one*
>**shwiiiinnng**
>"TAKE..."
>*pierce driver's heart with my double-edged blade*
>"THAT!"
>>71407119
KEK
heh, bring it kid
>>71406680
Attempt to mate
>mfw its heading towards me
>I watched this flick at the cinema
best decision of my life
>>71406680
Tell Large Marge to give the driver a good spook.
>>71406680
Drive faster, theres no chance in hell that POS could keep up
>>71406865
the only correct answer
>>71406680
Bitch better have a red-hot navigator.
Throw my underage sister out the car for a distraction.
>>71407119
I appreciate this meme
>>71407355
>Drive faster, theres no chance in hell that POS could keep up
Nothing can outrun the demon truck though. The bat demon modified it to travel impossibly fast.
>>71406680
Cry obviously.
>watching this for the first time
>parents gone, sitting in living room with older sister (Ally) and neighbor friend (Chloe)
>get to the scene where they run him over in the street
>they start backing up to hit him again
>25ft away in the kitchen the recipe box flies across the room
>was sitting on top of a cabinet 8ft above the ground for the last 14 years
>hits the refrigerator across from it, papers with recipes go flying all over the kitchen and into the living room
>the three of us silently get up and sprint out the front door, 3 blocks away to Chloe's house
>get back to the house several hours later after parents call
>they're pissed because we left the front door open, recipes all over the house
>antique recipe box shattered into splinters, huge dent in fridge
I have no explanation.
>>71406851
Given the visibility problems that goblin face entails, I really doubt that rig is street-legal.
>>71407355
its all suped up though
I pull a 360 real fast and go in the other direction.
>>71407682
Pls tell me you and chloe were eventually a thing
pull him over so i can teach him a lesson about tailgating
>>71407052
I need exact change only
>>71407682
>didn't end in a three some
Disappointing brah
>>71407873
This. The big ass truck will have some problems turning.
Just do some fast and furious shit and he'll get lost.
>>71406680
mfw
This movie is banned in Canada. I wonder why...
>>71407338
This here. It was a creepypasta brought to life
Couldnt beleive it wasn't fucking human
>>71408103
Im in Canada it aint banned nigga what are you talking about?
>>71407951
>>71407876
Oh yeah, I didn't mention that a week later Ifound $10 on in an old jacket
