How long can you go without laughing?
Hard mode: no smiling
https://youtu.be/VRCM0jWEQjQ
The thumbnail of the OP.
>>71402050
FUCK I'm not even memeing that power stance gets me EVERY FUCKING TIME
lost at "I'm CIA"
>>71402050
I lost when I saw the pic you posted op
>>71402188
same, I thought I'd make it a lot further than that
Didn't crack a smile. The scene's not funny, despite being retarded in premise. The memes, of course, aren't funny.
>>71402050
Why did his parents name him CIA?
Do you think he was bullied by the other kids in school? That would explain all the flashy poses and edgy dialogues.
>>71402372
Why are you here?
>>71402392
He isn't named "CIA", he's named Seeh-Ay-Ey.
>>71402050
>>71402050
GOD DAMNIT, I REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS AMAZING WHEN I SAW IT IN THEATER IT'S JUST A FUCKING MEME NOW AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT LAUGH FROM THAT GOD DAMN POWER STANCE
FUUUUCK YOU /TV/
couldn't even get past "dr. pavel, i'm cia"
fuck me
>>71402050
As soon as the awful fucking score starts playing I can't handle it. Those strings are so fucking bad
"It would be extremely painful"
"You're a big guy"
"For you."
>Cut to quick shot of plane flying over hills so the audience can absorb the line or be confused or who the fuck knows, just avoid giving CIA a reaction to the line
I laughed there.It's all so awkward.
>>71402188
Fuckin this!
Does Nolen know for Baneposting?
>>71402050
0:00
Already cracked up thinking about it
>>71402615
We didn't need to see the reaction because it was implied by the later action you fucking pleb. CIA got mad because Bane said he was a big guy for him which is why he tilts and stops being in charge.
Lost it the moment I saw Pavel's bored face.
the entire video because this meme is one of the STUPIDEST I have ever seen. FUCK. OFF.
>>71402754
DELETE THIS
I laughed at the weirdly fast dialogue exhange with the
> and why would I want them?
> they were trying to capyupane
And laughed again during
> BANE?
Then I actually managed to not laugh (though still not keeping a straight face) until CIAs extreme overacting with the
> was getting caught part of your plan?
Seriously watch his face when he says that, it's just ridiculous, what the fuck was anyone thinking?
>>71402050
>power stance
>"dr pavel I'm CIA"
jesus I couldn't make it past 10 fucking seconds of this meme
>>71402372
get the fuck off my board
"I'll call it in" is a severely underrated line.
I still don't get what emotion Aidan Gillen is trying to convey. It's not like he's overacting or underacting, he's acting in a way that is completely misaligned with his role. He's not acting as CIA operator, he's acting as alien who had stolen CIA operator's body and is trying to impersonate him.
>>71402754
reported for graphic content
>>71402881
The way he says "Bane..?" conveys so many different emotions, I've never seen anything like it. There is curiosity, passion, frustration, maybe even love?
>>71402050
I refuse to believe this scene was written, shoot, and edited with the intention of it being taken seriously.
So, who wins?
Nolanverse CIA vs DCEU CIA
Can someone explain this meme to me? And why am I supposed to laugh?
>>71403041
lurk more
>>71402372
>>71402949
It's as if he's never heard the word bane before and it suddenly popped into his mind and said it for the first time.
>>71402050
wait i never saw this movie, I thought the bane voice was a meme.... but thats his real voice like in the movie
fuck
>>71402050
lost when I moved my cursor at "[Embed]" and the hovering image was a frame with CIA saying "you're a big guy"
>>71403033
Thats not even a competition
I lose when Masketta Man suddenly remembers he's supposed to have one hand on the wheel.
>>71403041
It's funny when you pretend there's deep meaning to the scene. Also the scene is a goldmine for catchphrases because of how weirdly everyone speaks.
THE MEME THAT NEVER DIES
>>71403041
Because the script doesn't make sense and they all deliver their lines as seriously as humanly possible.
>>71402050
>uhh, you don't get to bring friends
lost
>>71402050
>0:03 mosquito man remembers he's driving
>>71402772
HOTHEADS GET OUT
>>71402050
At the very sight of cia. I don't think I'll ever be able to see this movie again
>>71403185
There's no way this is a coincidence. Whoever designed this must've been a memer.
>>71402050
>laughing at one of the most brilliant scenes to ever be put on film
Have some respect you pleb.
>>71403185
>He's even trying to do the powerstance
Top Kek. Baneposting is truly the eternal meme
>>71403185
Why is CIA such a small guy?
>>71402050
I keep pressing 0 to watch them bounce around looking bored in the car while the guy doesn't even have any hands on the wheel
>>71402050
"The Baneposting is dead, bury it"
I smiled as soon as CIA started talking.
>>71403224
Holy shit I never caught that before.
>>71402372
>>71402772
>>71403041
Enjoying your vacation reddit?
>>71403352
Show me its body
>>71402504
>I'm CIA
every fucking time without fail. /tv/ has ruined me.
>>71403386
>>71403295
>>71403041
>>71402372
"You already seen it."
>>71402050
Burst out laughin at " Uh you don't get to bring friends"
>>71403273
I was watching this with a friend the other day and couldn't stop laughing at this scene, he just looked at me funny.
>>71403491
This part always gets me
Just the way he says it like that, fuck
>>71403505
Serves you right for having friends
Lost at Dr. Pavel
>>71402050
Holy fuck, this scene is such goddamn genius.
>>71403352
TOP OF HIS HEAD
Who's hyped for the sequel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3b3Wpr1mpM
>>71402050
requesting the collage of the CIA powerstance pics.
Its like Aiden has this OCD tick where he has to grab his belt.
>THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS SMEE, MAIMAN, DR. PAVELHEER, BUTTAN LEE, JUAN, AVYU
Who are these characters? Do they ever appear in the movie?
>see this scene in cinema
>think it's fucking epic
>don't even think about cia
>Bane is hella badass
The memes have ruined my enjoyment of this and I don't know how I feel about it
>>71403690
The meme showed us the truth. We were fooled by the quick pace, but once dissected, it becomes pure shit.
>mom comes home from an appointment, had to get some injections or something
>ask her how it went
>she says "it was extremely painful"
>start laughing my ass off
help
>>71403352
>when /tv/ is.... ashes....then it has my permission to die
Fuck you /tv/, you've ruined this fucking movie for me
As soon as I see him standing there in that fucking pose, I start giggling
I'm forever broken
>>71402372
Remind me to tell detail to KEEP HOTHEADS OUT!
good meme, thoughts on pic related?
>>71402050
I laughed immediately at that stance
>>71403940
this looks like a man i would buy a video game from
I think about this scene literally every day
>>71403940
Seems like a trustworthy dude
>>71402050
Can't even make it past the very first part, the actor forgets to put his hands on the steering wheel and realizes quickly
Is this the best worst scene in the history of cinema?
He's angry and he's hunting
>>71403766
Your mom sounds hot, you ever go "all the way" with her?
>>71402050
>tfw the sight of CIA's power stance makes me grin, eagerly anticipating the wonderment that is to come
>>71403962
>>71403991
I lose it every time the guy slams into the side of the plane.
>>71404084
You mean re-enact the whole scene? Nah she's got more important stuff to do
>>71403940
huh, i'm getting this weird... feel that i have to buy Fallout™ 4 and the season pass for it. what's going on?
>>71402050
Lasted the whole thing. It was pretty hard at the beginning, but when I stopped looking at the thread simultaneously it became pretty easy.
However, after watching I scrolled through the whole thread and literally burst out in laughter.
>>71403224
FUCK
>>71404202
Don't worry man, just go ahead and buy it. It's a great idea!
Not only does this film contain Baneposting, it also stars Christian bale, which provides the potential for bane x dubs posting. Truly a meme marvel
>>71404260
Can you please refer me to the "no baneposting" rule?
>>71404282
You seem familiar, have I seen you before somewhere?
>>71402050I'm a newfag to /tv/ and I honestly didn't find anything about this scene funny for like the first 5 times I've watched it. Now after being exposed to all the dank meems I smirk every 5 seconds and know most of the lines by heart. WTF
>>71404611
When I first saw baneposting I was like "wtf, were those lines really in the movie? this sounds so retarded". So I rewatched it, and couldn't believe I missed that shit before.
>>71404591
You must be thinking of my twin brother, Rod. Here's a picture of him. Notice how happy he is? That's because he purchased Fallout 4!
>>71402050
>trying to explain to your friend why this scene is so hilarious
nah I just fucking can't
>not posting the webm
>>71403082
I love how everybody in the background during this scene looks like they are doing some awkward dance instead of fighting for their lives.
I wonder if the choreographer called in sick that day and they had to film without him.
>>71404260
>He's a hall monitor
LOTTA ROYALTY FOR A TIRED NUN
>>71403642
>>71405223
jesus christ
>>71402188
>"I'm CIA"
Yup
>>71402050
>mfw the video is blocked on my country
End my suffering please
>>71402050
I already smirk at the thumbnail, I can't handle the power stance
>>71402772
hothead plz.
>>71402050
The moment I started the video and saw Masketta Man wake up and remember he's supposed to be driving.
>>71405285
Use Proxtube bruh
>>71405223
HE IS THE POWERSTANCE
>>71402050
Lost at the gun sound but the gun does nothing
>>71404611
How does it feel to live a life dictated by the herd you fucking sheep?
GTFO, you can't laugh unless you found it funny by yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20K6Tq3Q3W0
>>71405499
That's every movie
>Gun is touched or moved slightly
>Rattles like it's full of loose ball bearings
GG sound editors please die
Is it confirmed canon that CIA survived the crash?
>BANE?
>>71405217
Or perhars she is wondering how would the mountain bust a nut without blood pumping out in his veins
>>71402852
Why the fuck is this retarded meme so funny
>>71405223
Is Aidan Gillem the ultimate fuckboy?
>>71402050
lost it 3 seconds in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQpJHmo8nE
>>71404260
Indeed, and that reason is GoT threads which should be banned.
>>71402372
>>71402772
>>71403041
>>71403352
>>71405223
Why is he such a shit actor?
>>71403295
That picture, holy fuck.
>nobody posting this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW9cCWm53H4
>>71405434
Thank you kind sir, it worked
>>71403300
Do you think Aiden is aware of the memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>>71405788
>someone who browses /tv/ actually took their time to make this
topkek
>>71402150
Same here.
>>71405813
It gets worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20K6Tq3Q3W0
>>71405813
>tfw it was me and Ive been lurking the whole thread
>>71402050
Oh god, I didn't last even 5 seconds. The dialogue, the awkward editing, the awful sound mix...
This scene is gonna keep being studied, analysed and discussed for hundreds of years from now.
>>71405893
WTF I love this song now!
>>71405813
>>71405893
whoops wrong one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzSCx4cTN9E
>>71405894
oh wow great to have you in our presence.
Here is an image I made a while ago
>>71405223
Look at him, he can't help it.
Is this from the Dark Night Rising?
>>71405813
And that person can actually sing. I love how memes can infect various people.
The opening just seems like a surreal dream now watching it.
Also laughed as soon as opened the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6mH0x1gouk
>>71406011
maybe its some top secret CIA gesture
>>71406011
YA JUST KNOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfJqOBHNK3E
>those comments
never change /tv/
>>71403740
I saw this movie in middle school and I thought it was sick. In fact, I'm pretty sure the opening scene was one of the coolest parts to me.
Then I took a film studies elective and the teacher analyzed it as the piece of shit it is. Then I started browsing /tv/ and the memes didn't stop coming.I even cried two times during the movie the first time I saw it
>>71405943
Have we started the fire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws
>>71405561
Theatricality and deception were involved.
>>71402188
This everytime
>>71402050
He looks like such a bitch when he pulls out the pistol.
Smiled at the thumbnail.
What has happened to me.
>>71405893
This ruined/enhanced Amazing Spiderman 2 for me.
>>71405618
>that gun sound
oh god.
my sides.
>>71405788
Beautiful
This was playing in the Germanwings sticky too
>>71402050
I laugh as soon as he comes on screen. God damn it CIA
>>71406182
he's a clever guy
>>71405813
You ain't seen shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eQKNYLptWk
CIA is a clear proof of cultural marxism.
Aidan Gallen portrays him as a weak and non-pragmatical agent who looks weak when compared to the villain.
All this is made to harm the CIA reputation among USA citizens, is a clear tatic of subversion.
Prove me wrong.
>>71406172
His music is genuinely good.
>>71406311
CIA is the subversion.
>>71406290
#letscrash
>>71406097
jesus fucking christ
waking up my neighbors atm with retarded laughter
>>71406311
>CIA
>Weak
Get this hothead out of here, CIA is one of the strongest characters in the nolanverse.
moused over the embed link
>power stance
>crack a smile, still keeping it together
>"dr. pavel, I'm CIA"
>almost blow air out of my nose, still keeping it together though
>"uh you don't get to bring friends"
>barely manage to suppress laugh, still do
>"THE FLIGHT PLAN IJUS FILED WITH THE AGENT C LISTS SMEE, MAIMEN, DR PAVELHEER, BUTTON-LEE, JUAN O'VOUS"
>start giggling as I hear CIA say the line in /tv/'s interpretation
>"you're a big guy" "for you"
>begin laughing hysterically
>stop the video but continue to laugh for an extra minute
>>71406448
>punished CIA
>on the plane, agents become demons
>>71405618
fucking bane
>>71405788
this is so well made its actually scary
>>71406097
>>71406431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOfZgEB3YwE
check the comments on this also
>>71406358
It really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9vUGYE7u2s
Crashing my heart with no survivors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYynR0_OrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNwstQIuCJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY
Was it kino?
>>71406574
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMIA2jvc1A
>>71405894
well that was actually really good singing for an ebin meeme song
>tfw watched this with my normie brother the other night and he looked at me like a retard because I couldn't stop myself from from grinning and chuckling the entire opening scene
>>71406624
Jesus christ.
>>71402543
take the dark knights opening music, it's GOAT in the start. i fucking loved it.
>>71403105
Can someone put his face through that emotion detection program and see what it says?
>>71406689
>"it felt like a big guy moment"
hahaha holy shit that's amazing
>>71402723
he's true, that's what's called in filmmaking a "beat" it's not accidental, it's intentional. that's the sort of thing film directors LIVE EAT AND BREATH.
"beats"
ugh.
>>71406642
Absolutely
>>71403637
>literally just the same movie rehashed with minor changes
Probably make $2 billion
Try in spanish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-prrKxukK08
>>71405508
Wow thats harsh man
>>71406919
>¡para ti!
I cant handle it
>>71405943
This is child abusing
>>71406933
The man takes his memes seriously
>>71402050
>Hard mode: no smiling
I lost it just by the pic and this sentence. Bane posting a magical meme. No matter how shitty of a day I might have, Bane posts can always get a laugh out of me.
>>71406107
Can you explain to me why is it bad?
An agent falls in love with a terrorist.
Unable to confess, he is gifted three extra terrorists at no charge. Never minding who they work for, he immediately calls it in, and is overjoyed at the opportunity to enact his flight plan.
But, while on the flight, when he decides to interrogate the terrorists, they provide no information. After some further interrogation, he finds out that one of the terrorists disapproves of the idea of shooting a man prior to throwing him off the aircraft. In fact, that man is Bane. Bane is the agent's political counterpart, who has fallen in love with a nuclear physicist, who too is blissfully unaware of having provided no valuable information to the agent.
Hijinks ensue as the agent tries to physically remove Bane's respirator, in an extremely painful way, in order to prevent the terrorists being equipped with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of Gotham. While Batman chases pussy, DRAMA ensues as the agent and Bane begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.
>>71406689
holy shit kek
>>71402615
This
>>71405943
This is /tv/'s legacy.
>>71406642
that was fucking great
really needed bed quadinaros in there after the "why hello beautiful" scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=233OwqrLvgE&index=2&list=PLeWrxag3LrBGyZXJPkx4gjOSr3vVaheSA
>>71403986
based smee
>>71403940
Are they related?
is this the original cut? it feels like someone took, like, .2 seconds out of certain shots and mixed the sound just enough so it's slightly off.
>>71402543
This. It's too much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o72eHE2WjOg
>>71405649
You have to go back
How far /tv/?
http://youtu.be/oOPoPZX4p-I
is there a quiz/game anywhere that i can test my knowledge of all the dialogue in the opening scene?
if not somebody should make one
are the actors and nolan aware of the ridiculous scale of the meme this scene created?
>>71406043
oh god i'm in tears
>>71407448
Not far enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzdMOa9hEc
>>71407521
>tfw brazzers is run by a bunch of shitposter
What a day to be alive
>>71407512
I'm pretty sure Nolan already knows.
http://www.businessinsider.com/christopher-nolan-reveals-most-proud-of-the-dark-knight-rises-opening-scene-2015-4
Hardy and Aidan knows about the meme too.
>>71402050
>Scroll over embed link
>lose
>>71402050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz7cF0HI8nY
>>71406043
>Trying to get a bonus
>>71407051
Goddamit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQpJHmo8nE
>>71402050
I couldn't even make it through the initial car scene without laughing
Even though nothings happening all I can hear are the various lines they are about to say and it cracks me up
>>71407640
Nolan knew before the movie was even finished. CIA's name in the novelization is "Bill Wilson" aka "William Wilson" aka "WW" aka "double U double U" aka "4U"
Nolan is the only know living level 8 baneposter
you guys are a bunch of fags. that scene is suspenseful af and I still get a shiver down my spine when it starts.
>>71407521
>I have become Meme Lover: 2 Dawn of Just
I love this
>>71406689
top kek
>>71407640
Baneposters are getting more bold
>>71407846
We can only bow down to the almighty Nolan
>>71407688
>>71406097
CRASHING THIS BOAT, WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>71407051
>implying post credits is canon
>>71406011
oh man i can actually feel him struggling
How can baneposting be so dumband yet so sophisticated and complex?
>>71408170
Isn't that the case with 4chan in general?
Un-Ironically the best thread up atm
>>71408486
Which is pretty ironic, considering how dumb this meme is
>>71403637
hope it opens on falcon night in my town
Guys, how do we get the stock price of Bane memes back up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY
>>71408621
CRASHING THIS STOCK!
>>71406578Thanks for watching, we love you
>>71408621
Let it crash, with no survivors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yYblB0xkUk
How deep does this go?
>>71403385
This meme is precisely the most redditesque thing possible.
OP this is impossible
>>71408773
Hothead
>>71403041
It's very out of context, terribly written, and the actors had to say silly lines such as "big guy for you" in a serious tone. Not to mention the fact that it is very quotable.
>>71408764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuaGK-sGKXg
0:38 He's having flashbacks
>>71408621
https://youtu.be/BAjEW2zgs_o?t=1m29s
>>71408773
holy fuck this gif is great
mods are literally new, shit and useless
go away /sp/
>>71402050
I went the whole time without smiling. It's easy to do when you don't have autism.
I laugh just by seeing that picture
I can't avoid smiling every time I see a bane thread
>>71408764
Is that Radmure?
>>71408899
Quite the opposite, my friend. Autistic people can't understand comedy
t. I'm a psychologist
>>71408943
It certainly is.
>>71408993
It's not a comedy. Your autism turned it into one. You've spent too much time on /tv/. Go outside and make real friends.
>>71408773
If I bump this thread will you die?
