Name one memorable line or scene from this movie.
>>71391922
Puny god
>>71391922
I don't see how that's a party
>>71391922
You lack conviction
>>71391922
we have a hulk
>>71391922
when I hotdogged Scarjo's ass then stuck it in her butthole
>>71392116
You buttfucked her in the pussy?
IM BRINGING THE PARTY TO YOU
His name is phil
That's my secret, Captain
...That's it, I think.
>>71391922
I know that reference!
>>71391922
>You havin' a drink? No? I'm having one.
>We have a Hulk.
>Clench up Legolas
>I know just where to put it.
An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
HES NOT SLOWING DOWN
Did anybody kiss me?
KNEEEEEL!
>>71391922
I've got red in my ledger.
I guess he never did get you to sign those cards.
>>71391922
My name is Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
>THAT MAN'S PLAY GALAGA
>He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
>>71391922
That's my secret, captain. I'm always angry.
There is only one God ma'am, and his name is Yw, Son of El, greatest of the Elohim!
>"She's with you?"
>"I thought she was with you"
>"You're a big guy"
>"For you"
>>71391922
There are no men like me. :D
>>71392643
"When helicarrier is ashes, you have my permission to quip"
>>71391922
Shawarma
>>71392616
Yep, he picked the Marvel movie with the most memorable lines.
If he had chosen Avengers 2, then he'd have a thread.
>Big man in a suit of armour. Take it off, what are you?
>Genius, billionaire, playboy, philantropist
>>71392856
True i have nothing for avengers 2. Its was meh.
>>71392856
>>71393346
>Hey big guy
>>71393346
What. You didn't see that coming?
>uh I dont see how that's a party
whole theater:
>teehee omg hahaha
fuk you normies
>wait, we need a plan of attack
>I have a plan - Attack!
Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
>>71393566
that too
I'm always mad
>>71392856
>Well I was born yesterday
but that's literally all I got
>>71392856
Guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit.
>>71391922
He's adopted.
now BvS quotes..
and I'll look at your time posted, no googling.
did nick fury say anything memorable?
>>71394868
MARTHAA
>>71394875
I'll handle Stark. I need you to bring in THE BIG GUY.
>>71391922
Easy as shit.
"Hulk. Smash"
Also
"He is adopted"
and
"Brother, listen to me"
"I'm listening...?" - Loki
and
"I'm always angry"
That's about what I remember on the go.
>>71394868
I thought she was with you?
>>71394868
MMMMMMMMMM BOYSS
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>71394868
Why did you say that name?
I am an agent of chaos.
>>71395208
Khaosh ish a laddah.
>>71394868
>The bat is dead, bury it.
>Do you bleed? You will.
You can save them. You can save all of them.
>>71394868
Crime wave in Gotham! And in other news: "Water, wet."
>>71395208
but skittles and m&ms are both nice..
this is more of a treat.. I hate Reddit pics
>>71391922
"After all these years, we have finally become the Avengers"
>>71392856
You didn't see that one coming.
>>71392856
>Language
>I have a bow and arrow
>Humans are naive
>>71392856
There's no strings on me
>>71395840
>"After all these years, we have finally become the Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron"
ftfy
>>71395338
Based Perry White
>It's called a bullet
>>71392605
Lolling inside. Slash thread for revealing truth through irony.
>>71392856
Move that goal post some more, Zack.
>>71392220
Phil Collins
>>71394868
OY VEY!
>>71392074
This
The classic quip
>>71394875
Ant? Boot.
You might not be glad you did.
>>71394868
DUDE OUR MOMS HAVE THE SAME NAME LMAO
>>71398694
That's a Reddit quote
>>71394868
>everytime you say goodbye, we die a little
>you're not brave. Men are brave.
>the world only makes sense if you force it to
>this is all some people have
>you don't owe this world a thing. Be their angel, be their hero or be non of it
>i'm older than my father ever was
>they were hunters
>i think you have never known a woman like me
more?
>>71392074
>I don't see how that's a party
Does, "I wish I could forget it," count as memorable?
>>71391922
Anyone else feel like really bad for Captain America?
He overcomes his retardation and physical limitations on his own and he's able to gracefully fly through life, but that whore Iron Man is always there to end up ruining his life.
Like is this the perfect display of how deeply uncompassionate, selfish and degenerate rich white men are?
Captain America displays the best human qualities despite being limited and retarded, serves his country and becomes successful all while Iron Man is out doing hard drugs and being a whore.
He's so loyal and compassionate that he becomes a straight up fucking cuck. It's hard to feel sorry for a cuck, but you have to remember that he's literally retarded.
After ruining his life and regretting it he still shows no fucking empathy and takes advantage of him and his retardation yet again.
Like after all this shit he KNOWS he can still use him. He acknowledges that it's wrong but he's still too selfish to stop himself.
Like what type of awful person would repeatedly emotionally torture a retarded man for that long? Why couldn't he just finally fuck off?
And then the fucking cherry on the cake, "haha sorry Captain America but you've got aids now. All you wanted was love but i was out being a whore and brought you aids even though you never deserved that."
Who here actually believes the kid was even Captain America's? He was just dying of aids and wanted someone with a shit ton of money to take care of his kid who he irresponsibly had with a woman no longer in his life.
Even in death he continues to burden Captain America. He leaves a retarded man his ex-girlfriends son to take care of independently.
Moral of the story: Rich white men think they can get away with anything and retarded men enable it because they love pussy
Fuck the patriarchy bullshit, the world moves on Iron Man's hips
>>71399132
hello tumblr, you might wanna leave or you could get triggered
>>71398744
jakjajafjaajjfasfa nice shill
>>71398744
>This are the best lines in the entire movie
woooahhhh... so deep
