I'm laughing my ass off so far. Pic is an actual unironical shot in this movie.
How can they allow Hack Snyder to even show up in Hollywood?
>>71391134
>I don't like something.
Nobody cares. Thread hidden.
>>71391199
>crawling around the ceiling like he's spiderman
come the fuck on
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>>71391134
>Hey there
>>71391267
>attacking Snyder for his shots
youre out your depth
>>71391303
memes have deluded you, it feels like you are trying really hard to not like it, but whatever.
>>71391303
That pic is sickening
>>71391134
BvS fucking rocked m8. This scene was particularly badass too
>>71391134
unbelievable, has Nolan been pressed for comment?
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>>71391364
>rocked
>badass
This is your average low IQ cross poster that praises superhero movies.
/film/ when?
>>71391134
I'm laughing my ass off so far. This is an actual unironical submitted post in this board.
How can they allow fag OP to even show up in /tv/?
>>71391343
I'm trying my best to distance myself from all the hatred, but it's still stupid and laughable.
>>71391446
Because they allow cancer like you here too. You don't actually think only you redditers are allowed do you?
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>>71391376
Someone spent time doing this.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>>71391505
Booker T likes capeshit?
ALL HAIL KINO GOD SNYDER
>>71391267
>when you try to be kojima of the movie biz
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>>71391376
>When memes go too far
>>71391419
>i am very smartly than you are
Seriously mang? This make you feel like you got a big dick or something?
Fedora detected.
>>71391405
The fact that someone made these is enough proof that DCU is inferior
>>71391811
Superhero movies are fedora distilled to its purest form
>>71391976
I think we can scrap past 20 years of fedora core and just list movies that came out in the last few years.
Autism is off the the charts.
>>71391303
Is this supposed to be a complete non sequitur?
>>71392236
>First generation of Waynes in Gotham were hunters
>Whalers were hunters
It's not that if you use your brain
>>71391976
>yfw most of the fedoracore films are actually decent to excellent and are persecuted for their shit fan/cuck-bois
>>71392309
What the fuck does pelt trading have to do with whaling?
You know if you go back in time a few hundred years literally 95% of Americans are hunters right? It's how you ate.
>>71392386
It helps to convey the connections between Batman's hatred of Superman and Ahab's hatred of Moby Dick
>>71392362
That's why they're called fedoracore you mong
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>>71391405
fair enough with mythical religious implications, but they were done so poorly.
man of steels Jesus Glass Clark in church was 100x better than the bullshit scenes in BvS that served no purpose.
>>71391405
BvS was a bad acted poorly edited grainy bland flick. There's nothing more too it.
Gadot casting alone proves this.
>>71392423
there's no connection retard
pure capekínémàtography
This movie was fantastic and I'm glad me thinking so triggers people here.
>>71391134
You are a retard
>>71392423
In what way?
Please explain this in literally any way further than "Ahab hates Dick and Batman hates Superman"
Quite literally the one of the worst 2016 movies I've seen so far
>>71391267
This isn't 1999 for this to be considered a masterpiece you religious nut. I didn't want a brooding manchild with a messiah Complex, I wanted Superman.
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>>71392682
People are good at saying this yet always fumble like retards when asked "why do you think that?" So I won't even bother.
>>71392747
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>>71392748
If I list off the myriad reasons why Batman and Superman is complete garbage will you stop liking it? Of course you won't. I won't waste my time and everyone else's. What you mean by engage in discussion with you is ''Why don't you agree with me ;__;''. If i engaged and curbstomped you thoroughly i would receive a swift retarded rebuttal full of insults (just like that one) because that's all plebeians like yourself can do when faced with people like me.
My ''elitism'' (as the insecure state so oft) is merely inherent from my ciniphilic nature and want for a better board with a better community. I mean not to startle and insult those below me, but one must pave the path ahead with the blood of the common man. And that is you.
Try IMDb, after you fail to kill yourself like you fail everything else in your pitiful life.
>>71392875
tell me how batman v superman is worse than any marvel capeshit without using buzzwords like "quips" and "fun"
>>71393060
I haven't seen any marvel movies save for Hulk 2003, Spider man 1/2/3 and Iron Man 1
>all these haters not believing in Batfleck
>>71393132
pretty patrician desu
>>71393132
I saw Avengers 2 which I liked, saw parts of 1 but have no desire to watch it in full. I saw Antman that I loved. Civil War was pretty mediocore but fun I guess. Definitely have no desire to watch the Thor movies and don't at all want to watch Guardians of the Galaxy.
>>71393208
Don't fall to the quips meme, watch Avengers and Guardians and form your opinion later. I found both to be solid movies, Guardians is a good fantasy sci-fi movie and Avengers is a good multiple super hero movie (Avengers has a weak start though)
>>71393384
dont let this manchild convince you that capeshit can be good in extended universe or hyper self-aware form
