The King in the North and his true heir edition
>>71389226
Azor Jon!
>>71390740
>tfw your lines are stolen by a random old lady and a bear girl
>tfw your craziest scheme is done by Wolverine instead of you
>>71390740
So... does Littlefinger know about Jon? If there is one character who could figure it out, it's him.
>>71390805
Wolverine?
>>71391016
He does not
>>71390846
I think they mention how he looks like Robert.
Arya would also support his claim later on when she is back with the gang.
The Brotherhood Without Banners would also support the claim.
The dragons will destroy the scourge easily
>>71390740
>forgetting about Robb's will
>Wow anon, what an epic season! Kelly and the girls are going to kick ass! Imp guy was so funny and Cersei is like Elsa without the snow. Can't wait til next season, can we come over again?
>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
Any leaks?
>>71391684
Super-healing Arya serving Frey pies
explain anons
>s03e01
>Gilly gives birth
>s03e09
>red wedding happens
>Edmure is captured
>s06e8
>Edmure reveals that it has been yearS since he was imprisoned
>YEARS
>season 6
>gilly's kid still a baby
>varys goes to dorne
>goes back to mereen in one episode
>assuming it took weeks or months
>jorah the explorer should be a statue in that period of time
>>71392215
After seeing this pic so many times I just noticed the animals
>>71391684
Arya
>>71391684
get out normie
>>71392328
>be female princess
>get a bunch of dragon eggs
>they magically hatch in a fire
>walk around places yelling about muh rights and muh dragons
>rip off a bunch of mercenary merchants
>kill all the slave masters in the city and steal their mercenaries
>go city to city killing and conquering
>oh wow why are all these people so mad at a foreigner conquering their cities and killing their people?
>fly off on a dragon abandoning a city you conquered
>push a bunch of oil lamps on horse lords and burn them all
>walk out of a fire and everyone automatically bows to you
>go back to abandoned city and burn more stuff
>a bunch of ships just fall into your lap
10/10 BEST FEMALE CHARACTER IN WESTERN LITERATURE STRONK FEMALE
Apologize
>>71392463
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
1 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 5
>tfw we will never know what Smirkfu was planning after giving her message to based Olenna
what an annoying little shit
why is she even in the show ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQpz0mdhyVo
fuck preston
OUR GUYS OFFICIAL RANKINGS
CERTIFIED
>Cersei
>Qyburn
>Sandor
>Beric & BWB
>Meera
>Edd
>Tormund
>Davos
>Bronn
>Pod
>Bronze Yohn
>Illyrio
>Night King
PENDING
>Jaime - depending on how he handles the current situation
>Jorah - if he manages to uncuck himself from Dany, and survive Grayscale
>Varys - he is now marked by the Dany character ruining curse, we'll see how he will develop
>CIA - if he doesn't turn out to be Sansa's bitch
>Theon - see Varys
>the Maesters - we haven't seen enough to make a judgement
>Jon - walking a fine line
>>71392467
Dude that's racist, Indians and Italians are people too
>>71392525
Jon's future queen
Who do you think would be Jon's w/a/ifu?
Pic related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtPtJCFbc5U
>>71391684
>>71392463
What do you define as a baby?
>>71392522
It just meant she was playing High Sparrow and just wanted to make sure she got out with Loras as everything Margery did was for House Tyrell
>>71390740
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600381
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600381
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600381
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600381
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600381
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600381
>>71392553
should be yara t b h
>>71392531
decent ranking but where is Olenna?
>>71392467
Are you fucking gay or something bro?
>>71391936
Show Robb was an idiot who never wrote a will.
>>71392553
>>71392522
probably would've just gotten Loras back and gotten her army to kill all the sparrows
>>71392525
Neck yourself
>>71392588
What?
>>71392525
D&D wanted another female so they added her, when the other Mormonts are never mentioned besides Jorah and Jeor, and gave her Wyman Manderly's speech.
Arya also stole Wyman Manderly pies
>>71392549
kek, this.
She is so adorable, the best character of this season.
>>71392579
Theon fingered that cunt easily. Jon has no time for that whore
That fucking track at the beg of the episode was the most amazing song in the whole series and made the episode..
>>71392585
Ah, forgot about her as I always grouped the Tyrells as our guys in the ranking, and didn't account for her not dying. But seeing as how she's about to contract the Dany curse, she would be relegated to Pending.
>>71392463
Gilly's baby i got nothing for, tho
>>71392635
>>71392522
Someone do one that says "what even is this plot?" from the preston video
Do you think Stannis and Gendry will join the Dorne-Tyrell-Dany alliance or attack them and Cersei both in season 7?
why did he follow the kid?
>>71392614
>le badass meme kid tells the stupid adults what's what xD
Truly that was some timeless, quality television.
>>71392531
>Bronn
>le banter man
fuck off pleb
>>71392684
He felt something was up.
>>71392672
kek
The extra in the background doing street fighter idle animation
Every fucking time
>>71392684
trial was highborns only. he thought some little wee lowborn cunt sneaking around was pretty suspicious so he followed it to see what's up.
>>71392684
How does that star on their head stay on? Wouldn't pieces of skin that aren't connected fall off eventually? Also how is it not festering? Even now in the 21s century if you did that you couldn't keep it looking fresh
>>71392672
Stannis is dead get over it
>>71392699
this
whenever she's in a scene i feels like i'm watching a bad comedy sitcom
so jon and dany is pretty much confirmed
so are we going to get a disney scene where jon and dany ride a dragon together like aladdin and jasmine riding the magic carp?
JON I WAS AT THE LIBRARY
YOURE THE TARGARYEN HEIR JON! AZOR AHAI!
I READ IT IN A BOOK JON!
>>71392672
Mel will probably find Gendry and bring him to Jon in an attempt to reason with him in the hopes that Jon will put him on the throne. He'll probably end up getting killed or re-board the SS forgotten plotlines once he gets betrothed to Dany.
>>71392215
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU RANCID HARLOTS!
A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist
Preston is an autist. Even GRRM thinks so
>>71392531
>KINGINDANORF
>not our guy
Is anyone else pissed they killed of Margery? I wanted to see what she was plotting.
>>71392752
what in the flying fuck are you talking about
>>71392660
>Sam's timeline lags behind all the others by like a year, maybe two
You guys, maybe we'll see Stannis again in one of Sam's scenes next season? He's still alive there.
>>71392531
>no Jaime
>no Olenna
Shit list
>>71392805
Based Jon's bodyguard
What was their problem?
Let's come up with ideas to help Cercei have a remote hope of holding her position.
First thing she should do is hire the Golden Company.
>>71392812
fuck off jonautist
>>71392814
This
>>71392702
He's only had three scenes this season, and true they were le banter tier, but he's been consistently solid before. Relegating him to Pending until we see how things develop.
>>71392805
>stabbed in the back by a fucking frog
>>71392531
>Cersei
Hello tryhard
Watching Preston deconstruct the shit writing really makes me enjoy the show less.
I wish i was a superficial simpleton so i could enjoy this flick series. But Preston showed me the light.
Oh well. TWOW can't come soon enough.
What is she doing with her fucking neck?
>>71392824
They haven't eaten in 3 days
Whenever Daenerys says that fire command "drakeris" or whatever, some epic sound suddenly starts playing and then the dragon spits fire
>>71392557
Well done, Tommen, well done... However!
>>71392588
>calling an anon gay cos he noticed the animals
god damn this made me laugh so hard
Literally WHO is preston?
>>71392755
>>71392812
We still see you jonautist
>>71392851
>he thinks twow is coming out
my fucking sides anon
the entire show will be over before grrm releases it
>>71392805
The Smiling Knight probably would've beat him if he didn't have his flimsy faggot nigger sword
>>71392847
>Beaten 1v1 by a woman
>>71392858
a literal lizard
>>71390740
Also, he's with Stannis now.
>ywn have a caring sister like Marge
>>71392824
Also why was the one who came to get Pycella a midget, and not a child? Felt really fucking weird to me. Why only have one midget, and make the rest be kids, surely that implies to the viewer that they're all midgets? Strange choice.
My queen...
>>71392699
Honestly one of the better actors on the show desu.
>>71392818
They have stars cut into their foreheads. The flesh is opened and the blood is exposed to the elements, and it still just looks like red lines drawn on their heads after 2 seasons
>>71392858
Are you obese by any chance?
>>71391016
he knows the 'lyanna was kidnapped' story was bullshit. probably found out the truth from one of the maids in the room.
So, was Rhaegar Azor Ahai, Lyanna his Nyssa Nyssa and Jon the Lightbringer?
>>71392505
I never did anything to Joaquin Phoenix
>>71392814
Complete waste. Felt like they were trying to get rid of as many side plots as possible since they're already trying to wrap the story up.
>>71392832
she needs to marry somebody asap
and have children too (how old is she ?)
euron is the only one that fits
or fucking robin but that'd be ridiculous
>>71392752
That's why its called a TV SHOW you fucking cunt. It is not real...
>yfw wylla was one of the midwives in lyanna's room when she was giving birth
>>71392805
Selmy confirmed for superior skill as Dayne is only better when using a weapon from out of this world. Selmy's achievements are also more important and numerous and he also managed the survive for longer.
>>71392699
>>71392769
And nobody gives a shit about you two retards. Moving on.
>>71392463
At this point I'm inclined to believe that they do a full orbit around their star in less than a hundred earth days time.
>>71392939
>Jon actually "stabs" her mother
Damnit Gurm, can't you leave the fucking fetishes alone for one moment
>>71392906
Even until the very end she was trying to protect her bro.
Why did they cast a brown skinned and round headed woman for Lyanna?
>>71392832
That has to happen but I am almost positive the show hasn't set them up as the best sellswords at all.
Then ally with Euron for the sea support and his magical 1000 ships.
Also wildfire the entire city when they enter because she can fall back to Casterly Rock
>>71392819
>You guys, maybe we'll see Stannis again in one of Sam's scenes next season? He's still alive there.
Nah, but just wait till the next seasons episode "Another The Broken Man". You and many others will shit their briefs when you see it, trust me.
>>71392956
She can't have children. Although you don't remember that, random anon, so I can't expect D&D to.
>>71392948
Plus she wanted to do films and asked DnD to release her earlyfrom the seasonInstead they went ahead and wrote her off
>>71392832
Marry Euron. Make heirs.
>>71392660
I would much rather have everyone knowing the instant transmission technique, than the horrible pacing of the books.
>Then they rode
>Then they camped
>Now, I'm going to describe what they ate in exquisite detail
>Then, they rode again, only they saw a waterfall this time
>Then, they camped and ate
>Then, they rode, and met some guy who told them a long winded story about some lord 300 years ago, that's great for worldbuilding, but awful for pacing, and actual plot progression
>Then, they camped.
>Then, they got to their destination, and actual story happened
>Now, the book ends
>Fuck off, and wait another 5-10 years for more of the same
>>71392886
lurk moar
>>71392699
fucking this
I could understand non British people seeing it as good acting but anyone from Britain can see that it is very shit tier acting, Little girls don't talk like that, she sounds like she's reading from a sheet of paper.
>>71392896
>eaten by his own dogs
Why are feet always mentioned in the book
>>71393005
why can't Cersei have more kids?
>the moment when everyone in he Sept realized they were going to die
>>71392917
>Lady Sandra
>>71392973
100% true desu
except that in the show one of them dual wields (the most powerful, stylish and epic fighting style in all of westeros) and one of them gets shanked by a bunch of epic slaver supersoldiers
>>71393050
Because Jaime will stab her in the uterus before that
>>71393036
Brit here, you don't know what you're talking about, PS Brexit was a mistake
>>71393005
With Jon's semen anything is possible
>>71393063
>mfw
What's the next step on her masterplan?
They were bros to the fucking end guys.
>normie friends insists than the books are just filler and the story in the show is much better.
What are the best arguments against this kind of autism?
Jamie will kill Cersei, will it be a murder suicide or will he get with Brienne
>>71393100
BURN
THEM
ALL
Hey guys remember how the Hound appeared this season? And the Brotherhood? And contributed nothing to the story. How good was that!
>>71392525
Stop your hating on her, bro.
She is actually a good actress.
>>71393050
Prophecy. She only has 3 kids, all hers and not Roberts.
Then she becomes Queen, and she did become Queen Reagent, and someone younger and more beautiful, Margery, comes in and takes everything she holds dear, Joffery and Tommen.
Then the last thing is that her little brother chokes her to death aka Jaime.
>>71393100
getting kingslayed by kingslayer
>MYSTICAL PARADIMENSIONAL THREAT TIER
Fookin Legend
>LEGENDARY TIER
Arthur Dayne
>DAMN GOOD TIER
Smiling Knight
Son of the Harpy armed with pocket lint and two pointy pebbles
>PRETTY GOOD TIER
Ramsay Bolton with no shirt
Barristan Selmy
>OKAY TIER
The Hound
Brienne of Fucking Tarth
Jaime Lannister
>SHIT TIER
Everyone else
>>71392463
>Lyanna literally just given birth
>Ned handed a clearly week+ old kid
REEE
>>71393050
Because she's barren
>>71393107
You just ignore it, because you can't argue with idiots.
Though to be fair every single Brienne chapter really IS filler.
>>71393080
You just admitted to being a pedo, having shit taste in television, and being a liberal faggot in 14 words
>>71393130
Azhor Jon is the greatest swordsman in the north right now
>>71392976
Oh no, did my opinion offend you?
How is there not an image of Howland Pepe stabbing a Wojack Dayne? I would make it myself but I'm mobile :)
>>71393107
Showfags are correct in some aspects, everything on Essos is still filler in the books for example.
requesting morejokesmissandei.jpg
>>71393133
They always do this, you can't film with a literal newborn. Of course you can CGI it but it looks like dirt
>>71392660
yeah fuck,shit's out of order. Couldn't be fucked. Reorder it in your heads so it makes sense if you like.
>Season 7 casting has already began
WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?
>>71393107
Your friend sounds like some autists from here
Did he actually read the books? If not then his argument makes no sense
>>71392702
Bronn is actually a competent soldier and a legit good character. If he was a lord, he'd be almost Roose tier.
Why has Tyrion allied himself with the people who murdered his niece that HE sent to them?
All hail Aegon Targaryen.
JONSAFAGGING IS HEREBY CONCLUDED
MADNUSS...HAS HAD IT'S DAY!!!
>>71392614
Hey guys, im watching for the first time the all episodes, and that scene didnt appear in any episode.
In wich episode she did that face?
>>71393179
>except her needing to be white
DAS RASISS
>>71393117
The Hound was thought to be dead and the Brotherhood had been benched for so long that people thought that the writers forgot about them.
Not anything has to contribute to the story in the same season.
Now they have given them an introduction back and they can join the fight in the next season.
So yeah, that was actually good enough.
What is going to happen with Brienne
>>71393202
tyrion was the one who convinced cersei to send her to dorne in the first place
>>71393182
He says he did but by his knowledge of them i suspect he only read the wiki.
>>71393151
You sound so butthurt
What's the issue son ?
Being angry all the time is bad for you
>>71393202
Well he did kill his own father
>>71392668
Sir Davos new Daughter?
>>71393050
>>71393230
your point being?
>>71393179
>needing to be white
uh oh. UH OH. UH OH!
>>71393063
>the moment when Tommen just casually jumps out the window
>>71393107
>books are just filler
They're you know
>>71393202
Oh shit I didn't think about that
One could argue that he doesn't know that she was killed but he literally knows that Stannis lost in the north so there is no excuse
>>71392699
>HHHNNNNNGGGGG
She sooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuute!!!
>>71393151
If you a leave voter I'm amazed you can count
>>71393237
>literally "u mad"
ebin
>>71393203
>not Aemon
>>71393117
Oh shut up you autist. They showed up to establish stuff in preparation for the next season. If they didn't show up now, people would think their involvement came from nowhere.
Not every single event needs to have a huge payoff immediately.
>>71393157
>got shat on by Karl Tanner with two butter knives from the kitchen despite jon having valyrian steel and armor, would have died if not for that wildling bitch
>barely managed to beat a weak qhorin halfhand who let him win
jon aint got shit
>>71393202
Tyrion is allied to what he thinks is the winning side.
>>71393231
What a terrible friend, to be a wikifag of all things
>>71393161
Make it yourself :^)
>>71393283
xDDDD i'm sure your friends on tumblr will get a chuckle out of that one
So is the Littlefinger - Olenna alliance dead?
Would be pretty useful to have Olenna on his side.
>>71393221
Batle of the Bastards
>>71393161
>howland
>crannogman
>pepe
POTTERY
>>71393157
Book Jon is a middling fighter and got absolutely crushed in a duel against Mance.
Show Jon has +99 Plot Armour which protects against all backstabs, frontstabs and projectiles. I'd also not be surprised if he suddenly has fire immunity now that he's confirmed Targ (despite burning himself in season 2 or so).
http://www.strawpoll.me/10610872
http://www.strawpoll.me/10610872
http://www.strawpoll.me/10610872
>>71393311
Who makes these
>>71393161
Pepe is a facebook meme
Only normies use it
>>71390740
boipucci thread?
>>71393257
Yeah that took me by surprise too
The entire episode was such a treat to watch. It felt different in the beginning but it was amazing all the way through.
>>71393179
>needing to be white
OH SHIT YOU ANGRY NOW BLACK PEEPOL OH SHIT YOU MAD? OH SHIT SON OH SHIT WHAT? WHAT? HOL UP SON HOL UP HOW YOU GONNA NEED WHITE NIGGA? BEE ELL EMM NIGGA BEE ELL EMM REPRESENT SON WHAT YEAH WHAT, WHAT SAY WHAT OH SHIT TERN MAH HEDPHONES UP, TURN DEM SHITS UP SHIT SON BANGIN WOMEN WIT NO RUBBERS N SHIT WHAT
>>71393337
Wich minute?
I only see her when she is talking with someone and Sansa appears.
So why didn't Sansa just tell Jon that the Knights of the vale might show up? Then they could have stalled a little bit or just not gone to attack Winterfell that morning, as they waited for Littlefinger to show up at their camp.
Yes, well done, Littlefinger, well done.
HOWEVER
>>71393374
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10610872
what a shit poll
>>71393374
>Petyr winning currently
As it should be
>fire and blood
is he telling us to watch episode 1x10?
>still mad about how they didn't strap Jon to Wun Wun and sent them off to retake Winterfell on their own
Wun Wun's physical strength and Jon's plot armor, the Boltons wouldn't stand a chance.
Wait, why is it White wolf? shouldnt he be Black wolf?
>>71393430
Apologise to me. Now.
>>71393224
>>71393246
Fun fact: acting is the only occupation in the United Staes where the employer is allowed to discriminate by race.
>>71393451
I always wondered what the casting call say when they need someone ugly.
what is the next step in her master plan ?
>>71393229
HOW WILL CERSEI DEFEAT THE DRAGONS?
>>71393477
they're called a "character actor"
>>71392832
The golden company wouldn't fight for her. Sellswords wouldn't help fight against the entire seven kingdoms, which is what she's facing. After being up the sept, there isn't a single major house that would side with her. She's made too many powerful enemies. Even without dany coming, she still faces the tyrells who haven't lost a man in war since dragonstone and the martells who haven't lost a single soldier. The riverlands are about to rise up again now that the freys got castrated by wolverine and the vale is under littlefingers control. All that leaves is the north, and azor jon has no interest in helping her.
Even help from the east is impossible. The iron bank is already looking for ways to take cersei down and anyone that tries to declare for her (sellswords) will be bought out.
The only way for cersei to win is by waiting till she's being besieged and sacked by her enemies then blowing the entire city up. She'll die in that scenario too.
>>71393487
crashing this realm
>>71393510
they will die from the cold
>>71393179
>needing to be white
You done fucked up D&D
>>71393441
>literally has Ghost by his side 24/7 and is known for it
>>71393374
book euron 100%. i read the new chapter with him after thinking the show version would have ruined my perception of him forever, but no he's still fucking terrifying.
>>71393487
to survive valonqar prophecy
Does anyone have some webm of the bastard bowl?
OBVIOUSLY SHE NEEDS TO BE WHITE
CANT HAVE A FUCKING NIGGER LANNISTER
>>71393510
She knows the Dragonfall shout!
>>71393487
Blowing this septwith no survivors
>>71393487
Fucking Jaime
In all honesty, I feel that she just decided to not fight the prophecy and just accept Tyrion or Jaime will kill her so she will enjoy her time
>>71393487
leading all those kingdoms she now rules
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>71393510
Blow them up.
>>71393546
So ghost is the white wolf, not him
>Cersei gets iron throne even though she has no army, no support, and no claim to it whatsoever
>Sand Snecks apparently rule Dorne for no reason, there was literally no plot purpose to Doran's death, and they have no claim to it, but everyone in Dorne is cool with killing the leader and just taking power
>Olenna apparently runs The Reach now, which makes no fucking sense whatsoever, she's not even a tyrell
>Yara/Asha promised the Iron Isles despite being BTFO in the closest thing to a democratic process in Westeros
>Sansa, the one fucking woman who actually does have a claim to power being the only known living Stark, is usurped by a 10-year-old with a crush on a bastard targaryan deserter
why is all this allowed to happen
>>71393528
with no survivors.
>>71393546
It's funny you say this since we haven't seen Ghost in a while
>>71393179
>16yo girl
>10yo boy
>"there are other child roles being cast at the moment"
do we really need to ?
what is this a "family show" where half the actors are children ?
we already have mrs. i'm better than everyone and that fucking nerd bran we don't need any more
Jon and Danny will fall in love with each other and he will have to kill her to make lightbringer and 1v1 the nightking.
People thinking that danny will go mad and some shit will happen think too highly of D&D
>>71393179
Now we wait for the twitter backlash which will cause HBO to force diversity into every episode
>>71393613
Sansa Bolton doesnt have a claim
>>71393413
She already changed her mind
>>71393636
he's not wrong
>>71393179
>she needs to be white
New Dornish character confirmed
>>71392994
To look like Arya.
>wake up
>smirkfu is still dead
>>71393613
>Cersei has no army
She has the Lannister army.
>>71393674
Then pray tell me, good Ser, what are the most patrician memes, unsullied by the touch of House Normie?
>>71393487
Burning this city, WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>71393317
>if you're not braindead you're an sjw
>>71393613
And the best part is people are gonna defend the shit writing and try to counter each one of these
>>71393709
Don't worry, we didn't see her body. Maybe her timeline didn't match up with that of the explosion and she survived.
>>71393714
If we told you it wouldn't be unsullied anymore, would it ?
What are the theories of what will happen to Jamie. Most interesting character to me desu
>>71393714
only /pol/ and /int/ memes are good
>>71393713
Jaime has the Lannister army.
They should have listened to Joffrey when he suggested a standing army.
>>71393107
As someone who has read them all the books are mostly filler. Aside from book 2 and 3 they're pretty average literature. I'm not saying the show is better but it does have its moments where it shines over the books by cutting out a ton of unnecessary shit.
>>71393451
You're right, they should really put forth some effort the next time they do a reboot of Braveheart and cast all black and Hispanic actors.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s151VUz2p8TZ
After listening to this a couple of times, i'm 100% sure that Sansa's actor has recorded this.
>>71393753
Ebin.
>>71393757
Whats so interesting about Jaime? He's a fucking one handed retard
>>71393758
>only /pol/
Maybe if you're underage