Mary Sue vs Jaws... you're gonna need a bigger shark. Sure

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2016-06-28 12:19:55 Post No. 71388813
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 12:19:55 Post No. 71388813 [Report]

Mary Sue vs Jaws... you're gonna need a bigger shark.

Sure her tits and ass were nicer to look at than Richard Dryfuss chest hair but I found her ability to out maneuver a shark in the water a tad unrealistic.

Even in "Jaws" they needed a gun and shit to defeat the shark... This stronk independent woman didn't need any weapons invented by the patriarchy... all she needed was her cunning and determination.

>there was actual applause by female audience members at the end of the movie...

THANKS OBAMA!

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Anonymous 2016-06-28 12:53:44 Post No.71389662
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 12:53:44 Post No.71389662 [Report]

>>71388813
>Sure her tits and ass were nice
How about her feet fampai

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Anonymous 2016-06-28 13:07:02 Post No.71390040
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 13:07:02 Post No.71390040 [Report]

I wouldn't care if she had overpowered a whole megalodon flock.
I'm a sucker for pretty girls in bikinis and will watch every shit the jews produce

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Anonymous 2016-06-28 13:45:39 Post No.71391025
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 13:45:39 Post No.71391025 [Report]

>>71390040
>i am the reason this world is going to shit and I LIKE IT
just kill yourself

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Anonymous 2016-06-28 13:47:29 Post No.71391079
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 13:47:29 Post No.71391079 [Report]

>>71388813
Post her ass, and tits.
Then we'll talk.