Go
it doesn't get any better.
thanks for sharing that.
>>71374762
>>71374695
decaprio is a manchild that doesnt deserve your laughs or respect
>>71375594
are you implying that laughing at manchildren should be discouraged
because i take exception to that
>>71375873
gordon cant make scramby eggs for shit
>>71375901
That's how you do them, man. Low and slow with butter and a bit of cream/cremefraiche
>>71374695
based leo
>>71375870
Pure Lolikino
>>71376056
>>71376083
>dat creepy rabbit
>dat lack of dental hygiene on girl
>dem skeleton animals
I have to rewatch this
>21 posts
>no one posts THAT webm
>>71376258
>said the white rabbit
>>71376338
someone post THE .webm please
>>71375873
thats fucking gross
>>71376277
this isn't actually good, is it?
>>71376045
>Low
He fires them the fuck up and then periodically removes the pan from the stove to keep the temperature correct
>>71376390
wrong one idiot
>>71376404
>>71376404
>>71375873
>bongs will defend this
>>71375873
>butter with eggs
Fucking americans, that's why you get so many heartattacks
>>71375977
wtf
>>71376585
I know it's bait but I am still triggered
>>71375977
I dont get it
>>71376053
I like how both Dormer and D'Arcy fall into the category of being weird-looking but attractive at the same time.
>>71376805
It's just a really retarded play, that makes no sense and fails.
>>71376585
Gordon is Scottish though
>>71374695
did he have a stroke? his lip is all weird, watch his speech as well.
>>71375977
I remeber this. Probably the dumbest play ever called.
>>71376390
>people find this attractive
>>71377063
>>71376979
The effect is already pretty unsettling but it would look better if the camera movements weren't affected too. Unless this is just a memey thing a fan did or something. I've never seen the movie.
>>71376937
go womyn!
>>71376831
Man he looks like CIA in this
Not for the faint-hearted
>>71377239
I almost puked
>>71377239
The homosexuals on /fit/ would not approve
>>71377239
Holee Jesus...What the fuck is that?!
>>71377239
I'd absolutely eat that
>>71376513
I know they were trying to make the girl look simple but working as a cashier you literally have to do this multiple times a day
awkward silences become routine
>>71377239
>>71375873
>scrambled eggs
>not whisking them with a dash of milk before putting them into the pan to cook
Ramsay a shit
>>71376470
nope
>>71376838
I like how her face is just a bit asymmetrical
>>71376053
who is she eye-fucking here?
>>71376937
Why cut off someone's pecker when they're already nailed to a post?
>>71374695
i dont get it
>>71377759
maximum empowerment
>>71377759
cuz its hot af
>>71377767
Leo didn't get it either until he was raped by a bear.
>>71377725
Is this any good?
>>71377828
yeah i get he won his only oscar right then, i just dont get the exchange of words
>>71376193
aww
>>71377848
it might be worth the watch for paul dano, Harvey Keitel and Michael Caine in the same movie but i felt like it was boring at times. it was decent
>>71377892
The lady's engraving the oscar or something. Leo asks her if they always do this, and then he jokes about how he wouldn't know because he's never had one.
>>71377759
At least you can talk
>>71377851
what the fuck is this retarded shit
never post it again
>>71376277
Even the way he adds ingredients and stirs pisses me off.
>>71375594
>dicaprio is a manchild
t. a guy seriously working a shit minimum wage job who is fat, maybe a virgin, and possibly still living in his parents' basement
>>71377986
it's better with the music
>>71376193
It's so cute!
>>71378036
jesus christ leo calm yourself
>>71377526
thought it was Tatyana Samoylova at first
i had the stupid idea that Björk debuted on dancer in the dark, won best actress at cannes, and retired immediately
>>71378036
>he's better than you because you're poor! haha!
>>71377239
That is at least 1000 calories of disgusting shit.
>>71374784
>>71377126
That doesn't happen in the movie. They looped a jolt in dropship
>>71375679
instaboner.
>>71375679
She would probably be a really fun lay.But the thing is, I'm a 26 year old virgin. I barely even jack off anymore, and seriously I see girls when I go out and I'm like, yeah she's pretty, nice body, nice ass, nice tits etc. but I don't get excited anymore. It really is like I don't have a libido anymore. On the one hand, it's pretty nice because I don't feel frustrated at all or stressed out or sad or anything. On the other hand, time is still just passing and I can increasingly see myself living out most of my life alone.
>>71378075
yeah bork bork.
>>71378193
why'd they waste all that delicious milk
>>71376193
you sick fuck
>>71378153
Not really feeling anything is a pretty good sign of depression.
>>71378297
BAHH! MUH SCOOOTER!
Thanks for reminding me of this.
>>71378297
>she knocks him over
>he can suddenly walk again
Can she cure my erectile dysfunction?
>>71378359
this is awful
>>71378034
what's that?
http://webmshare.com/BXKqP
They need to make one of these where the punchline happens at pic related
>>71378382
No I know that, I already have had it for quite a while. I just don't think it's any big deal anymore though. I can get out of bed, I can work, I can do plenty of shit, I have friends that I talk to, I have a good relationship with my family. But it's just like I don't really care about girls at all right now and it's the first time I've ever felt like that. Like it just doesn't matter.
>>71378193
So is it milk or shit, I still don't get it after all these years.
>>71378297
couldnt she have rolled him out of the way?
>>71377576
>implying your mum doesn't make your breakfast for you before school
>>71378628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SaCaIqy1I
>>71375594
>being a manchild is bad
fucking dwayne johnson is a self proclaimed manchild.
>>71378955
>>71378628
I don't even know JoJo and this is hilarious
>>71379012
that's a really pathetic attitude you have there
>>71378153
I'm 23 and I'm going on the same path.
>>71379274
Unfortunately if you're 23 you're probably going to be in the exact same boat I'm in now in 3 years.
I mean, I know you have it in you to do it, but you have to go out there somehow.
Seriously though, being 26, I really think if you haven't had sex or a relationship by the time you're 21 as a male, you drop into the lowest percentiles of anything happening. It's still possible, but chances are about as slim as they can get.
>>71379152
>A FUCKING YO-YO
What happens next?
>>71377605
>>71377642
this was my favorite episode of nitro,Sting was the man.
to think this guy jobbed to Hulk Hogan's ego.
She loses the mask, goes to discover herself and then becomes the yoyo.
>>71377605
this was the scene where he died in real life by accident. Its such a shame no one realized all the guns had actual ammunition in it, he could've been a great star
>>71378627
War & Peace senpai. Its great.
>>71380084
>>71379937
Fucking idiot is what you are.
>>71380151
>>71380186
>>71380246
literally perfect
>>71377848
it's a classic.
>>71375873
>butter in scrambled eggs
fuck off you donkey
>>71375594
Would a manchild have models standing in line for one taste of his cum? What does that make you then?
>>71380300
>>71380355
I snickered.
>>71378297
Sound?
>>71380592
You can really see the CGI, how could people watch these movies?
>>71380635
https://youtu.be/TklQSPtIrKk
Its not the same without audio.
>>71376053
i want dormer and thomasin to make out already
>>71376053
Her eyes are so weird, is she an alien?
>>71377725
classic
>>71376979
I fuckin love that movie.
>>71378077
t. poor person
>>71378153
>>71379274
y'all need to hit the gym, download tinder, meet some new people and get off god damn 4chan.
just fucking do it. Google it and have some damn courage
>>71377605
THE REAL JOKER.
>>71376387
what kind of a factory is that?
why are all the machines still running at night when no one is there?
>>71378257
1080p when?
4K when?
>>71376979
hahaha every time
>>71377526
i would do anything for her bros
>>71377605
>asian tries to eat the crow
>>71381321
am I supposed to deny that?
>>71378628
I'd kill myself too if I lost my smirkfu.
>>71381615
i don't care what poor people do
>>71375679
Fuck who? Looks like my ex only hotter cos she's not a bitch
>>71381662
didn't ask
>>71376193
we used to watch this cat show all the time on the NHK. just filing cats in various towns around the world.
>>71381483
source on this?
>>71376390
is that ygritte? she got thicc
>>71381938
the collection
>>71381993
Thanks, I passed it on Hulu so may give it a go.
>>71381965
>Anna Kendrick
>thick
kill yourself
>>71380389
>>71377576
do you fucks don't know the difference between an omelette and scrambled eggs?
>>71382048BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>71382048
Well the initial prep is about the same, it's just how you treat them in the pan.
>>71382048HERLALA HERMA IN THE THERMA WITH THOSE TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGSI'M CUMMING AGAIN
>the tv board
>webms with dialogue
>NOT A SINGLE ONE WITH AUDIO
what the fuck is wrong with all of you?
>>71382207
this is some shit b8, senpai
>>71382048
>>71382095
>>71382188
Why the fuck is this so funny
>>71382207
webms with audio aren't allowed on this board for some reason
blame hiroshima
>>71382032
>compared to rose "leathery sack of bones and sinew" leslie
yes, absolutely. but she might have just lost a whole ton of weight for the "starved wild person" role, hence the comment
>>71382242
what the fuck?
>>71382240MERRRSEE
>>71378359
>they suddenly release a grown up pitbull among them
jesus fucking christ
>>71379012
>mentions the Undertaker
>posts pic of Adam West
I wish summer was over
>>71379546
That's hot as heck.
>>71378836
Low testosterone maybe? I dunno man, whatever it is it doesn't sound like a good thing.
>>71378436
I hope she can cure mine too
>>71375873
all you cunts are idiots.
>4 eggs
>splash of milk and spoon of margarine
>low heat
>mix with a fork until cooked enough that the soggyness wont put a hole in your toast like Ramsay's
>mix in small pieces of bacon
>serve on thin toast with a generous amount of pepper
>>71376667
>>71376805
he wasn't supposed to snap the ball, but pretend, to get the defenders to go too soon to get a penalty. Instead, he actually snapped it the absolute mad man.
>>71376470
>Jell-O
>Cool Whip
>GREEN PEPPER
I'm amazed its edible. NONE of those ingredients should be paired together, yet he makes a fucking giant mess of things. It's sick combination of Hispanic breakfast and suburban dessert. Jesus Christ I can't stand this fucking guy, if I find out I have cancer he's number one on the murder list.
>>71377758
Mr.Sandman
>>71382682
stood up out of my chair, and barely got to my bed in time to collapse and laugh for two minutes straight, losing my breath
>>71377828
that was good
>>71377851
What movie is this from?
on that note, figure some of the pedophiles in /tv/ might know, any interesting tor sites?
>>71381455
Have you ever watched the movie?
Kyle turns on all the machines to try and distract the Terminator.
>>71381845
Is this lyl?
Cause I just lost.
>>71383891
>>71375873
All you fucking idiots putting milk in your scrambled eggs.
>>71383568
>margarine
>>71381455
You don't deserve to know the answer because you haven't seen The Terminator. Probably haven't even seen Aliens. I don't get people like you at all.
>>71383568
>margarine
>>71383568
>margarine
Mix eggs in a bowl with heavy cream tastes absolutely amazing try it bras
>>71383568
>margarine
>>71380647
because you really can't see the CGI
>>71376941
>what is coke?
>>71376390
movie?
>>71377605
>>71377642
>>71380072
what ? source or movie name?
>>71379546
Is this from a Wong Kar-Wai movie ?
>>71382028
Eh don't bother. There's a bit more to that scene in the webm that is entertaining but the rest of the movie is mediocre.
>>71378250
>Car tire tracks
Why doesn't anybody get this fucking right?
>>71382620
>>71382590
Is this in Louie?
>>71384649
LMAO
>>71378250
Man Season 1 Game of Thrones was so comfy. I miss it.
>>71380345
Only God is perfect.
>>71384809
no wonder muslims love fucking goats and sheep
>>71384902
It's all about perspective I guess
>>71383849
so those are human meat?
>>71384983
Ya
>>71384983
yes every dish hannibal cooks is human meat, fairly sure this is the leg off one of the guys, and hannibal actually fed him his own leg, the absolute mandman
>>71375594
every actor is mentally fucked in some way
if you want to pretend to be other people for a living there has got to be someting mentally wrong with you
>>71385003
>>71385012
what's the central conflict of the show? Is he just evading getting caught. Are these events before the movie where he was in the jail cell?
>>71384983
>no The VVVitch vvvebms
>>71376101
He's talking about niggers
>>71385041
He's a wolf in sheep's clothing, he's brought in to help psycho-analyze Will Graham, a former FBI crime specialist who can almost literally get inside a criminal's head, which made him a buit unstable.
It's pretty much Hannibal becoming intrigued with Will's condition and manipulating him and everyone around him while also satisfying his own palate.
>>71384893
This show is not funny.
