Azor Jon
>>71349006
first
I guess that's why the city is called King's Landing!
What is this expression supposed to convey? Why has her face been locked in this state for the last two seasons?
is the high sparrow's death the most disappointing death of all time?
Fuck everything i just want Dany to win. After Stannis died, she is the only one who really deserve it.
Optional: fall in love with Jon and ride dragons with him and Tyrion
>>71350454
Now we know that Lyanna is some potatonigger with potatogenes, we must revise estimates of Elia to be a cute arab girl
>>71350525
Chronic constipation
>>71350612
>Dany
>Targaryan = fire
>Bran
>Stark = ice
>Jon Snow
>Stark + Targ = Ice 'and' Fire
The book is not called "A song of Ice or Fire". Fampai.
Guys, what happened to that scene with Aerys in the trailers?
The endings of each season perfectly exemplify the decline of the series
S1. Faithful to the books, solid foundation to the series, builds up a believable world and enjoyable story and deploys surprising but well-seeded twists that both affirm the rules of the story and expand our understanding of it.
>Birth of dragons
S2. Mostly faithful to the books, structural changes here and there but usually for good adaptational reasons, and with good results, inventing important scenes to effectively tell the story in a different medium, like Theon's letter-burning.
>White Walkers have a huge army and it's coming
S3. Some stellar moments, but now they're making important changes for no reason, adding fanfic shit and moving key junctures around, degrading some characters (like Robb "my kingdom for a firm ass" Stark) and throwing off the pacing.
>Dany crowdsurfs
S4. Extensive changes to the structure of the story, the result is passable but cripples the series, neutering some of its best moments (Only Cat) and ruling out future plotlines (Punished Tyrion, Lady Stoneheart) replaces it with Fav Characters pandering, meme chickens and flanderization.
>Arya gets on a boat, very emotional
S5. Slow, empty, sapped of everything interesting from the source material, turned into generic action show punctuated by shock deaths.
>Jon is killed
S6. Steep drop-off in quality, plodding, no inspiration, no energy, relies on repetition and soulless, predictable executions of long-expected plot points.
>Dany gets on a boat, very "epic"
>>71350612
Isn't she Jon's aunt?
>3 dragons
>Unsullied
>Dothraki
>Greyjoy fleet
>Tyrell army
>Martell army
>le wittiest imp in the galaxy
Can this bitch get any more OP?
>>71350724
not worthy of being pasta
>>71350454
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>send a squad of sparrows to get Cersei out of the Red Keep
>they fail
>let's just send ONE guy to get her out this time, that'll surely work
Godamnit Bernie.
GO 'EAD BEAR LOLI
TELL THEM CHEEKY AL' CUNTS WHAT'S WHAT
>>71350733
next season is just going to be Dany effortlessly defeating everything
>>71350733
She runs on weaponized grrl power, no way to top that
>>71350612
How does she deserve it?
She does nothing but dumb shit and falls ass backwards into new armies.
>>71350733
>marry Jaime for Casterly Rock
>>71350612
>implying the optional won't happen
I'm honestly not expecting anything else. DANY: WOW JON BRAVO UR A REAL STARK GOOD THING BRAN SHOWED UP IN TIME TO TELL US, KEEP THE NORTH IMMA OBLITERATE CERSEI REAL QUICK AND RULE THE REALM LET MY ARMY N DRAGONS N OUR ALLIANCE WIPE OUT THE WHITEWALKERS IN SECONDS
>>71350733
>the Night King will have an undead dragon
>>71350454
>that pic
kek ironically it was the other way around. who knows, maybe R + E = J. would explain the mexican look
>>71350724
not accurate at all
>>71350517
He didn't fly so good.
> Gilly's baby has been an infant for three years now.
>>71350525
>Cfw even from the highest tower of the Red Keep she can still smell the stink of the peasants
>>71350612
There's no doubt she'll win after the prophecy was revealed to Cersei m8
>>71350780
>Lemmings.webm
>>71350612
>she is the only one who really deserves it
How does this bitch who's been spoonfed everything the entire series deserve to win in the end? She's had the easiest ride out of everyone and has shown her ineptitude when it comes to ruling at every opportunity.
>>71350612
Why do they all look so retarded
>>71350815
lexi belle...
>>71350780
was just about to make this. saved me a quick min
KING IN DA NOOORF
KING IN DA NOOORF
KING IN DA NOOORF
KING IN DA NOOORF
I thought the North remembered, because this was a disaster last time
Season 7 has to have things go VERY bad for Dany and Jon, so that Season 8 begins very bleak and hopeless only to end in a bittersweet ending.
So I don't expect Jon or Dany to curbstomp much next season, unless it's themselves. The heroes will be BTFO a lot next year.
sansa is lady of winterfell.
jon is king of the north.
jon will rule from the wall until it falls then fall back to winterfell.
or until the lannister forces head north for sansa.
>>71350815
>every scene in the show is chronological and on the same exact timeline
whoa
>>71350853
here, have a fat lexi
>>71350714
It was in one of Bran's visions
This season was fucking worthless, fuck, I'm only watching because it's free now
Is Azor Theon kino?
>Sansas acting in this episode
Jesus christ it keeps ruining scene after another
>>71350612
>Got two (2) more free armies this episode while doing nothing
>deserves to win
>They're right here, m'lord!
>>71350931
Which episode?
i didn't watch anything this season except the ep9 battle and whatever webms pop up on /got/
it's the best way to combat how shitty the show is - make a thing of piecing together the story from shitposts and meemees
does that count as "dropping?"
>>71350906
Wow, I hadn't thought of that
Maybe Sam is actually a few years behind
Shit, in his story the blackwater hasn't even happened yetYOU FUCKING MORON
WHY DIDNT THEY CALL HIM JON STARK
LITERALLY WHY?
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT IF GLOVER SAID "I WILL STAND BEHIND JON....STARK"
"KING IN THE NORTH"
>>71350962
is there a female character that can act and doesn't ruin scenes that we like?
>>71350906
>Apologizing away bad writing and nonexistent pacing
A Song of Ice and Fire.
The Lord of Darkness vs The Lord of the Light.
Is there a duality in show?
jon vs dany
cia vs varys
Why did Arya "reveal" herself when Walder has never seen Arya in his life?
>>71350979
To be fair it's Cersei who keeps creating even more enemies.
>>71350920
more like taco belle right?
CLEGANEBOWL IS UNCANCELLED
WHY AREN'T MORE OF YOU HYPE ABOUT THIS?
>>71351010
Cersei, Smirkfu and Olenna are pretty good desu senpai
So were Cat and Lysa.
>>71350985
That's why the maesters don't know Mormont's dead obviously!
THE CLUES WERE IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME
>>71351038
Because he does know who the Starks are.
>>71351010
Plenty of them
Its really only Sansa and Dany who are consistently bad
>>71351010
Catelyn, Cersei used to be great so she must just be getting awful direction now, Olenna before flanderization
SHOW ME THE BODY edition
>>71350982
The Broken Man I think.
Will news of Jons dragon blood cause the northern lords to take back their vows. Or will his royal blood only gain him support?
>>71351043
jejejejej
Was it an inside job?
>>71351069
>He actually thought Cleganebowl was cancelled.
Is Varys a legit teleporter?
I know the stories don't happen simultaneously, but that's a bloody short window to get from Mereen to Dorne and back again
>>71351038
but they did, a visit by the stark family to the house frey is described in s01e02, where arya complains to sansa about that weird walder guy, and it is heavily implied that walder molested arya. which actually fuels her development, if you think about it. arya takes revenge for all that fondling she endured.
>>71351010
I'm still feeling depressed over my smirkfu's demise. Cut my life into pieces.
>>71351010
Catelyn, Cersei, Mar, Olenna, Arya
Sansa has had some goo scenes.
Misandei and Dany are terrible but they make up for it with how cute they are.
>>71351101
>>71351010
I would have liked to have seen Dany with more of a temper over the years
Something to show that she has a spark of her father's madness within her
Guys
I miss Aegon
I miss JonCon
I miss Arianne
I miss Doran
I miss the Golden Company
I miss Illyrio
I miss bookVarys
I just really miss the Blackfyre plot
>>71351140
Is Dany a teleporter? How did she get from the pyramid to a boat in the middle of the narrow sea?
>>71351128
>>71350454
>>71350454
Season 7 how it'll probably go
Melly, will meet with Arya once more and they'll run into the BWOB which will force Melly north for her cause with Beric, Hound and co
Cersie will rule as queen with Jamie as her protector with winter here the smallfolk are starving and dying and rumors of Danys landing spread in westeros
Dany lands in Dorne moving her way north the Dothraki slaughter opposing forces moving north raping killing children (dany will probably try to protect some but realize this is their nature and what she has done similiar to season one when she protected those woman and the witch) she expecte the smallfolk to welcome her landing but instead they scream and call her murder, devil, and evil about half way on their journey this is when winter really hits hard it's snowing and the Dothraki start falling to some westerosi illness similar to like smallpox or the black plague and hypothermia about 1/3 of the Dothraki troop dies.
Cersie realizes the smallfolk are getting rowdy and sends her guards to to quell small rebellions Jamie advises against daying they're hungry and it will only get worse. but she continues slaughtering peasents
1/3
>>71351157
melisandre will teleport to her just in time
>>71351114
Just checked, it's actually episode 6.
Dunno how I missed that...
>>71351157
No body no death. She escaped offscreen at the last second. A friendly maester was hiding nearby and cured her wounds.
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>be a simple peasant
>support Cersei in her trial
>go to the sept to show your support
>get BTFO
>>71350981
>she actually remembered what based tywin taught her about low born girls.
Nice touch, bravo DnD
>>71351140
*teleports behind you*
*delivers exposition and felates Tyrion*
>heh... I'm a merling, khaleesi
>>71351168
agreed, even though it comes in later it feels like a vital part of the overall story has been ripped out and the hole hurts the show
very disappointing
Can someone explain why the Three Eyed Raven wanted Euron as his disciple but had to settle for Bran? Wouldn't Bran have some spiritual connection to the Old Gods from his blood?
Did Kevan Lannister know that Dany was gathering an army?
Does the Lannister have enough ships to defend Lannisport and King's Landing?
Will Dany take Dragonstone first? If so, she'll learn about the NK right away.
Reminder
Jon's KING IN DA NORF! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Robb's KING IN DA NORF!
>>71351112
> that body
> show me
>>71351180
will she rape jamie for an heir?
>>71351157
I want to drink the apple juice from inside her mouth.
>>71351157
Jump out a window, but she's not dead
>>71351207
Oh go, why is this so damn funny
>kek
>>71351235
what are you smoking lad
>>71351140
>Is Varys a legit teleporter?
Varys has HM02
>>71351254
>A bastard
>king
I don't think so senpai.
>>71351140
There were Dorne ships among the fleet.
For all the stuff the show does shittily, the critics aren't being reasonable either.
>>71351207
they were probably ppl of the court
>>71350920
Damn want in real life
>>71351207
>>support Cersei in her trial
everyone hates cersei
Literally retarded
>>71351235
That's such a stupid fucking theory, is there any evidence that Euron ever went north of the wall other than
>muh travels in exile
So Tommen lost all hope and went "I'm out" at the end of things? Poor kid.
>>71351010
memeloli
>>71351270
You think I'll fly pretty good?
>>71351168
>>71351228
They basically cut Varys's master plan, one of the more interesting parts of the books. The Aegon plot is really Varys's story, and it just feels like a weaker series without master planner Varys.
So she's got King Slanding, what exactly is she expecting to happen next with no army or allies?
Also the green of the wildfire was the exact shade of the ghosts in Return of the King.
Do they occur in the same universe?
Is Middle Earth what's west of Westeros?
>>71351293
This. Even during her coronation, it's clear they all despise her.
>>71351239
stannis had THE fleet in the seven kingdoms. dunno where the ships are now but lannister fleet was tiny
>>71351293
they were hipster contrarians
>>71350525
Menopause.
>>71351332
With nothing left to lose she will go 100% Mad Queen.
>>71350985
Sam met stannis before leaving so black water must have happened
>>71351322
Well a dude that lived near me did that a few months ago.
From what I heard, he didn't fly so good
>>71351322
>fuck this shit
>I'm out
>>71351270
>>71351270
>>71351269
Why was she so hellbent on being queen anyway? She practically whored herself out for that crown.
She also gave me the vibes like she had a big plan up her sleeve, just to get snuffed out with half of kngs landing. What a let down.
>>71351322
Someone should shop
>smirkfufags
Over Tommen
>>71351393
She had a plan. Cersei had a plan. Cersei's plan was better.
>>71351325
It would have been better if Varys had been challenged even a little bit. Instead he walks in on a bunch of confused cunts and immediately passes hiss diplomacy check
>>71351393
>Why was she so hellbent on being queen anyway?
NASA turned her down
>>71351322
that would loop pretty well if you took out the last half a second when the camera zooms in
So a massive army is coming to Westeros with three dragons, Cersei has no support from any of the realms except the Crowlands, and the Kingslayer is in the city. She's fucked, isn't she?
>>71350612
i joke about retardation, but you might really be suffering, anon
>>71351393
>What a let down.
Not really, everyone seemed to have big plans in Kings Landing
Cersei just rekt them all
>>71351294
D, ya shit!
>>71351393
>She also gave me the vibes like she had a big plan up her sleeve
Yeah she probably does ... in the books.
The showrunners didn't know how to handle her and the other minor characters so they just decided to kill them off for a bit of cheap emotions.
>>71351280
Jon is more Stark than any of his cousins. Not the best Targ tho
jon vs sansa is retarded i hope they both end up killing each other
>>71351239
The Lannisters won't even have to mobilize. The big battle next season is naval, Dany vs Euron near/in Oldtown on her way to Casterly Rock. Daenarys won't be a threat after that, she'll flee north to fight the white walkers with her remaining 2 dragons while Euron and Cersei "rule" Westeros.
>>71350724
if you faggots keep spamming your own """pastas""", and if they start getting worse than this one, i'm hoping hiroshimoot rebans /got/
>>71350612
>ride dragons
what did anon mean by this?
>>71351420
Was getting blown up part of her plan?
>>71351462
Cersei is about to get dicks shoved into every hole.
She has the misfortune of possessing the thing the two Xbox hueg armies heading her way from opposite directions both want.
i felt really overwhelmed at this scene
there are people who have waited like 20 years to find out who jon's mother's is
you can say you expected it all you want since the theories have been out there forever but now IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. plus i just thought the transition was well done and the OST was great here.
>>71351489
>more Stark
how the fuck
jonfags are literally the actual worst
>>71351490
They like, KNOW, Bran is alive beyond the wall, right? Sam told Jon in s4, right???
>>71351254
You have terrible taste.
Night King will #rekt half of Dany's army
>>71351484
Having an unexpected end to a character who still had "plans" isnt bad writing
I'm gonna let this one slide because you are clearly in mourning of your waifu
Literally what was the point of bringing Benjen back?
>>71351180
The Dany and Cersei stuff would be actually good since it would go against the HURRAAH, NOBLE VICTOR!-expectations of Tumblr feminists and would have shades of gray in Dany's character, thus making her more interesting.
So naturally they won't do that and whitewash all the problematic parts of an army moving through a country.
>It's a "dany makes a smug face at the NK whilst on drogon, then the NK makes a smug face back and reveals an armada of ice dragons"
>>71351462
If jamie goes back to his roots of kingslaying i will absolutely freak. Kingslayer has got to be the sweetest nickname in all of fiction.
>>71351570
Fanservice, and so he can have a noble death next season
>>71351550
Yes not only did Sam explicitly tell Jon where he went but Theon also explicitly told Sansa that he never killed Bran
so theyre both being fucking retarded
>>71351543
As in he has more Stark qualities. Ned's children are a bunch of Tully's at heart , expect maybe Bran
>>71351575
>Night's King kills Drogon and resurrects him as an ice dragon
>>71351518
Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze.
These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Darkstar so much.
>>71351591
If Tyrion kills her, I'll be mad.
>>71351128
>wildfire can't melt stone beams
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gaOlGXBVIo
>The substance burns so hot it melts wood, stone, even steel... and of course flesh, the substance burns so hot it melts flesh like tallow
>"BURN BAELOR'S SEPT!!! BURN BAELOR'S SEPT!!!"
Wow Aerys was fucking crazy. He was going to burn all the septons. And then he was going to get himself down to Baelor's Sept before he died, so he can be reborn a dragon in the fire.
>>71351168
So we can assume Cersei is taking Faegon's plot from the books?
>>71351543
he is literally ned
>>71350612
Cersei and Jamie approve.
I think they are kinda gonna end together but not like that. I don't think Jon wants to rule.
Jon the shadowchaser will be the protector of the realm and Dany would be the queen.
Anyways the most interesting part would be how they meet and how Jon's heritage is revealed. Since this is going full fanservice now i am hopping Dany won't take Bran word for it and say "Dracaris" while Jon takes the fire like a pro.
Such fucking bullshit that all this happened in ten days. Can you believe it's only been two months for these characters since the beginning?
>>71351591
>If jamie goes back to his roots of kingslaying i will absolutely freak.
BURN THEM ALL
>get stabbed
pshh...nothin personnel Cersei
>>71351591
Jaime the King and Queenslayer.
Most based character?
>>71350733
Let's just be clear that she got none of those things without the help of dudes who thought she was pretty and wanted to bone her. Her saying no or say to being boned was her master move, every single time.
She's the worst female character on screen, pretty much ever.
>>71351507
but euron said he wanted dany's ass.
also, why would she attack CR having KL whitout a fleet. she could take also dragonstone wich was left without a lord and storm's end.
>>71351612
i don't mind darkstar
>>71351603
Bran is without a doubt the most starky stark
>>71351484
Her plan was to manipulate the faith into letting her family off the hook for their crimes and remove Cersei from the picture.
She, and the High Sparrow, just underestimated how batshit insane Cersei is and how far she was willing to go to keep power.
>>71351267
No
Dany finally reaches Kingslanding Tyrion advises she stay behind because of wildfire and hold her dragons too. The rest of the Dothraki and half of the reachmen enter the city the Dothraki slaughter and rape with no opposition which the reach men find strange outside the city jamie and cersie escape with the kingguard and the Lannister army. Cersie admits to jamie set gregot is lighting the caches of wildfyre under the city and says she hopes the imp and his savage army dies along with the peasents. Jamie kills he and the Lannister army head toward either Casterley Rock or The twins.
Olenna pulls out her troops. Dany complains says she pledged het army. Ollena interjects saying it was only to avenge her grandchildren which she did. With all the Dothraki dead dany now has an army of about 25000 which is composed mostly of dornishmen and unsullied.
Sam finds something at the citidel about mass producing Valryan steel and white walkers eurons invades the citidel believing there to be a secret weapon to defeat the dragons at the citidel(dragon binder I know it's not like in the books but it'll make more sense show wise) and something else.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Reminder that the Walkers' ice weapons are to the dragons, what dragonglass/valyrian steel is to the Walkers.
One hit = Dany's dragons DIE.
>You will never get to experience Cersei's rape dungeon
just blow me up now
>>71351604
I've seen this somewhere...
>>71351462
Euron will probably be there when Khaleesi et al lays siege to KL
What are the chances of:
>Dany dying a shocking epic twist death
>Jaime being azor ahai and slaying the knight king
>>71351442
Who will stop the Breaker Of Chairs /got/?
The Iron Throne and Westeros won't be able to handle weight of her Tyranny.
Is there anything Qyburn could do to help Cersei pose any kind of threat to Dany?
I want Dany and the Sneks to get rekt, but don't know how.
>>71351575
>>71351625
it felt like 2 seasons of filler
>marg's master plan
>Loras's reason for existence
>No one noticing High Sparrow literally started a coup
>R+L=J overshadowed by Cersei "TAKBIR" Lannister blowing up the sept
Redditors BTFO
>>71351672
Source?
>>71350733
>>71350612
She literally looks like a different person
Is tumblr upset about Cersei setting the Rape-otron 5000 on hot giantess septa?
>>71351519
lurk moar
>>71350517
>>71351671
YESSSSSS
>>71351648
good taste anon
>>71351730
tumblr is more upset over terrible writing and plot decisions
What is the point of having a general thread if the entire board is just /got/ anyway?
>>71350891
I always theorized that the bittersweet ending meant that literally every named character would die (except maybe sam, because he is GRRM's self insert) but the white walkers would be stopped
>>71351294
>religious fanatics
>using logic
lol
>>71351652
Not the Stark qualities that would make people want to crown him KING IN DA NORF
>>71351704
She's going to lose the big battle against Euron next season, but survive. The remains of her navy and army will be used against the white walkers.
>>71351711
>Is there anything Qyburn could do to help Cersei pose any kind of threat to Dany?
Getting Cersei to marry Jon Snow. Or contracting Melly and shadow majicks but neither of those is going to happen.
Am I the only one that found the tower of joy really underwhelming?
It's annoying that the twist of the whole season was the tower of joy but literally everyone knew about it
>>71351672
So NK takes a bow, fires an arrow, and pierces Drogon's heart?
>>71351757
the true enemy of humanity is disorder
>>71350525
Who cares she is a goddess
>>71351420
>Cersei's plan was better
DELETE THIS
>>71351615
Arya is going to kill her in the show. Though, its an odd joint venture between the three (Jamie, Tyrion, Arya) that is what it is right now. It may change some as writing/scripts/things evolve. Cersei will be too preoccupied with a uprising (fallout from the fire), and a few other things to save herself.
>>71351766
Melly is going to take one look at Dany and absolutely cream herself
THE PRINCESS WHO WAS PROMISED
AZORA AHAI
>Jon marries Cercei
wat a tweest
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Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace
Baby, I can see your halo
You know you're my saving grace
You're everything I need and more
It's written all over your face
Baby, I can feel your halo
Pray it won't fade away
I can feel your halo, halo, halo
I can see your halo, halo, halo
I can feel your halo, halo, halo
I can see your halo, halo...
Halo, ooh ooh...
>>71350525
headey is a hack
>>71351777
It should have been in s1 to establish why Ned does what he does. It's more about characterizing Ned than letting us know the secret of Jon's parentage
>>71351711
Qyburn is going to abandon her. He's operating on his own accord.
When Euron takes Oldtown, Qyburn will ditch Cersei and head back to the citadel to become the archmaester. He'll torment the maesters who expelled and humiliated him.
>>71351777
not to mention they didn't even have the courtesy of letting us hear the rhaegar part even though bran heard from 15 feet away
>le epic twist where he is actually aerys' son
>>71350730
yes, so? Jamie and Cercei fuck each other and they are siblings
so what did bernie tell tommen?
>>71351886
"do it faggot"
>>71351844
Will he take an army with him? Because there is no way anybody takes his orders, otherwise.
>>71351670
And finally
Jon rallys northern troops amassing about 10,000 men from northern houses. More wildling arrive making it about 3,000 wildlings in total giving Jon 13,000
Bran head to the wall and meets Edd who tells him his brother has taken winterfell. Edd gives Bran and Meera horses to theg can get to Winterfell
The vale Knights are trapped in the north due to winter LF wants to escape but they cuck him forcing him to stay in the north and they decide to fight for Jon giving him 38,000 men
Bran makes it to winterfell and we have Stark reunion 2.0 bran tells Jon the truth about his percentage and why Ned his it from him. Jon heads to the crypts consoles with the statue after learning the truth
At the same time the barriors of the wall are quelled sending a massive shockwave towards Winterfell.
Bran uses his greenseeing abilities to check up on the Nights king only to see that the Nights king and his troops slaughtered the Knights watch. The King sees Bran once again. This time he speaks and he says "Winter is coming, Brandon Stark" just so kinda imply the NK is a Stark
Jon finds something that would solidify his claim as Son of Rhaegar.
Euron will face Danys fleet and while all hope is lost and we believe that the dragons will burn his fleet into the sea but he blows a horn Binding the dragons and burning down the Yaras fleet killing her while Theon escapes. (Last scene)
>>71351672
that'd make them a bit OP
>>71351777
I don't even understand why it was in the episode. Why did Bran stop at the Wall just to see Jon being born?
>>71351818
> Implying Jon won't survive fire and emerge as Azor Jon
Jajjajaa please.
>>71351886
The fire rises.
>>71351722
Dragons are "fire made flesh". They are weak against ice.
The White Walkers' ice weapons are like the cold counterpart to Dragonglass/VS.
>>71351886
>I read the s7 script.You're not in it.
What claim does Cersei have to the throne?
The only reason I could fathom of her not getting mocked out of the ceremony is fear, but what is there to fear? She has murdered her own strongest family supporters and allies, she also has no legitimate claim to the throne by any logic - targ or baratheon
>>71351550
They have absolutely no way of knowing if he is still alive.
Winter storms, the entire north held by a man that wants them all dead, brigands, raiders, etc.
He could have died a thousand different ways in the months/years since he was last seen by Sam.
Can someone make a "top 10 pranks that went too far" with this ep
so where's brienne???
>>71351112
Bear in mind, the chronology of scenes on this show is not always intuitive. It is possible that the trail inside the sept and the big explosion were months apart. Maybe they all went home.
>mfw they're setting Jon up to marry Lyanna
>mfw Dan and Dave are cunnyfags
>>71351904
Did you forget the part about Euron taking Oldtown? He's going to be torturing and executing maesters for information like he already has, and Euron would be ecstatic to put a necromancer in charge of such an important organization.
>>71350612
i think she will take Euron's cock offer and burns his cock in hervag.
>>71351939
>They are weak against ice.
But fire melts ice
>>71351818
she believes in jon. do you really think she won't stay as near as possible and assist whenever she can? she'll be jon's jorah.
>>71351953
Jon clearly loves his brothers, enough to suicide charge Ramsay in e9. But he won't try to go and organize a search and rescue for Bran while he marches to rescue random wildlings at Hardhome?
>>71351777
Lolno. Normies and showplebs had no idea about Jon's heritage. Just Google their reactions on social media.
>>71351766
Construct a ballista strong enough to kill dragons. Qyburn has it in him.
Also the irony of
>magical fairy beings of old
>immortan, indestructible weapons of genocide
>swatted out of the air by simple mechanical principles
would make me literally cum irl.
>>71351998
This is not pokemon ffs!
>>71351952
>What claim does Cersei have to the throne?
She's a crazy bitch that just went Allahu Ackbar?
And she has a big zombie with a fat pink zombie mast.
>>71351952
>What claim does Cersei have to the throne?
She just blew up the Sept and I have an immortal rapist giant for a Queensguard. Claim is no longer the point, we /mutually assured destruction/ now
>>71351915
>Night King speaks
Please no, that would ruin him.
>>71351921
I think it was important because he could tell Jon about it, I think?
DUDE THE POWER OF READING
BOOKS CAN TAKE YOU ANYWHERE
HAVING FUN ISNT HARD WHEN YOU HAVE A LIBRARY CARD
>>71351294
He and the other followers of the faith were on such a power trip because of their expanding control. They also have the support of the people who are generally followers of their religion.
He had no reason to believe the kid would stab him.
>>71352033
FIRE MELTS ICE EVEN OUTSIDE OF POKEMON
>>71351538
the show isn't canon :)
>>71352054
NO WOMEN AND CHILDREN
>>71352033
>this is not pokemon
really? because people teleport like they'd have hm02
>yfw Daenerys marries Jon
>there's literally no problems with that since Targs practice incest
>>71351952
>What claim does Cersei have to the throne?
No one left to oppose her and the Lannister army is in King's Landing.
>>71351973
kek
>>71351977
>one day soon pedos will be added to LGBT
>>71352095
and again we go with the teleport meme
>>71352033
Throw a bag of ice on top of a fire. See what happens.
>>71351168
Targaryen plot*
>>71350525
She's literally been in mourning for 4 seasons straight, now.
>>71352036
>>71352035
Aren't those points against her? Like there are still thousands of Tyrell bannermen and sparrows who should be out for her head. She has Qyburn and Gregor on her side. That's it.
Anyone else feel the high septons storyline was a bit anti-climatic? They killed that storyline like it was fucking nothing. What a waste of time if they were just planning to take it down in one episode. Not even a fight that Jamie was hinting when he went there with an army.
BRAVO DnD.
And is it me, or has Dany's plot become increasingly boring? I enjoyed it for the past seasons, but this season was like what the fuck?
>>71352035
Robert Strong wouldn't be a match for ten men with warhammers and wouldn't be able to save Cersei from more than five assailants unless it is in a really tight corridor. She would need at least 200 Robert Strongs.to be able to realistically intimidate her enemies.
>A blonde woman gains power by beating a old man of the people with underhanded tricks
GEE I WONDER WHAT D&D MEANT BY THIS
>>71352054
This is the only episode of that shit show that any human being ever remembers.
>>71352068
The show is canon in the showverse. It's quite possible that there is a GoT multiverse and the show and the book are obviously separate universes. There, does that calm your autism?
>THE ENTIRE POINT OF BRAN'S SHITTY JOURNEY IS TO FIND OUT WHAT MEERA'S DAD COULD HAVE JUST TOLD THEM
who writes this fucking shit? And who gives a fuck if Jon is a Targ?
>>71351112
>>71351259
>>71352054JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE
>>71352065
Okay then, how about this.
Every material requires a certain minimum temperature to burn. If it's below this ignition temperature, it cannot burn.
The White Walkers can extinguish any kind of fire - We have seen that.
>>71351952
nigga she just killed everyone, pretty sure if there's no one else there to claim it she can take it
>>71352132
>Like there are still thousands of Tyrell bannermen and sparrows who should be out for her head
Tyrells all left with Olenna.
Sparrows all dead
