>I guess that
>LIFE IS IRREGULAR
>grins
Can't wait for those viewing party reactions.
>>71347582
FUCKING NORMIES
>>71347582
If this was really the medieval ages he would have literally been murdered just for saying that
>>71347879
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>71347582
This was unironically the best scene this episode. Anyone who liked the opening and thought that shitty piano music did anything but robbed all the impact that scene couldve had needs to go back.
>>71347879
hello autism my old friend
>>71348051
I love Sam so much. He just stumbles around grinning like a goof. Like when he met Bran.
>I'm besties with your brother!
>>71347879
>If this was really the medieval ages
Yes the famous medieval ages where there were dragons and magic.
Are fantasycucks more retarded than anime fans?
>>71348232
>I love Sam so much. He just stumbles around grinning like a goof.
Literally author insert.
Extra funny since Sam is a literal cuck. If you ever watch a GRRM interview you'll know it's true about him too. Watch him apologize and grovel to BLM people for not putting enough blacks in his books.
>>71347582
He made me laugh
>>71348729
>Extra funny since Sam is a literal cuck
No he isn't.
>>71348893
he's literally raising an inbred wildling child
>>71347582
It was to appear witty in front of the maester.
Didn't go as expected though.
>>71349891
Could that maester look any gayer?
>>71349541
cuckolding is when your wife or partner has sex with someone else after you're together with or without your knowledge
>>71348729
Tyrion is GRRM's favourite character and the one he says he sees as himself the most.
>>71350011
Look at the expert in being a cuck over here.
The literal definition is from the cuckoo, which lays its eggs in the nests of other birds. Raising the offspring of others is being a literal cuck.
>>71350009
possibly
>>71348051
oh look, another underaged faggot who can't appreciate solo piano music
tell me more about how your opinions are so unique and how nobody GETS you, man
>>71348051
I really liked the design of the library with the hanging globes right out of the opening credits. I'm not even the biggest fan of Sam as a character but his emotional reaction was very powerful too
>>71347582
This whole sequence was the best one in all GoT. Get fucked.
when Frank Hvam appeared in this scene all of us in the room couldn't contain our laughter
Sam was nothing compared to his surprise appearance
>>71351186
Forgot image
Can we talk about how comfy that giant library was?
All that room in those empty cold infinite halls, dark comfy nights with your handy torch, nowhere to be found in absolute complete silence, reading your westeros cartoons, bitches and babies not even allowed.
God forbids they try to hint at him being a socially awkward nerd amirite
>>71348051
This scene was good even if it made next to no sense.
I don't even know why they bothered putting in the no-one's aware Jon Snow was elected LC? He sent multiple ravens to Lords in the show as far as I remember, and it doesn't happen in the books.
>>71351232
>mfw
>>71347879
Hahahah
Im dying
>>71351232
Soon
>>71350009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8jBdfb5Ip0
>>71351379
>? He sent multiple ravens to Lords in the show as far as I remember,
Maybe someone killed the ravens, maybe they weren't actually sent.
>>71351357
Gotta watch out for the occasional crystal Hollow or Channeler sniping you from 20 levels away though
>>71351408
sooner
>>71347582
Yeah, he's a shitty actor.
>>71351465
Why bother? I genuinely don't get the point of that line if Sam's going to get full access to the library anyway.
>>71351609
tells you something about Maester Aemon. Maybe he wasn't really that cool of a dude.
>>71349891
>fat
>yellow teeth
>balding
>born 1988
Jesus Christ man
>>71347582
>>71349891
This is actually a testament to Sam's character development. The Sam that was kicked out of his father's castle and sent to Castle Black would have fit right in, but today's Sam has fought and fucked too much to be able to level with the nerds at the Citadel.
That receptionist guy must have stormed right to the Citadelnet after his shift to write a long rant about unwashed masses hitting up the Citadel come September.
>>71351674
>Maybe he wasn't really that cool of a dude
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SHOVE MY TARGARYEN SUPPORTING FOOT UP YOUR ASS
>>71351465
Yes they were. Stannis knew the LC was dead in Season 3, and Tyrion told Jorah the details (killed in a mutiny) in Season 5.
>>71350690
No, that's what the word is based on. A cuckold is someone who's wife cheats on him
I hate the Sam parts, how can anyone lke his character? Everyone hates fat people, even themselves. Disgusting, unpleasant fatties.
>>71348051
There was 0 reason to have a piano, it spoils the aesthetic of the show. It sounded so out of place. Might as well of had Crawling in my Skin playing.
>>71348089
i lold
>>71347582
This story line needs to come to a complete stop. All it really did was waste 5 min of other things that could have been covered.
>>71352140
You are correct. But he is correct too.
In sociology, a cuckold is a man in a relationship with an adulteress.
But in biology, is a male raising the offspring of another male.
>>71350690
weird how i've never once heard anyone's step parents being referred to as "cucks," just 30-60 IQs from /pol/ in the last year or so.
>>71351485
A close Soulsbro across the room said something like "ah shit it's the Duke's" during the big view of the library. Much to the "whatever" of the rest of our viewing party.
>>71347582
>S03E10 Mhysa
>Davos: It's from Maester Aemon of the Night's Watch. Their Lord Commander is dead. Took a ranging party north and never made it back.
>S05E06 Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
>Tyrion:He was leading an expedition beyond the Wall. There was a mutiny. He was murdered by his own men.
>S06E10 The Winds of Winter
>HURR THE LORD COMMANDER IS DEAD? FIRST I'VE HEARD OF IT!
what did they mean by this?
>>71351186
Game of Thrones really have a hard-on for Danes it seems
>>71353008
>expecting a feeble old man to remember to send ravens to every single relevant person in westeros.
>>71352408
t. fatty
>>71352543
>It sounded so out of place
That's what made it good you spoonhead
>>71352543
At least D&D made an effort in trying something new, you can see actual work went into the opening KL sequence and I thought it was the best part of the season desu as low of a bar as that may have been.
>>71353089
They're the fucking citadel. It's their express purpose to record shit like this, and Aemon was a maester. It should've been the first place he'd think of sending a raven to.
>>71353089
>organization dedicated to academics and recording history doesn't know that the leader of one of the oldest military orders in the realm died and was replaced over six months ago
>night's watch was going out of it's way to tell everyone about this yet somehow no word ever reached the citadel
lmaoing at ur life D&D apologist
Explain how they have such a massive library?
>do you think there is stuff in it even we don't know
>>71353210
the ravens that aemon and sam sent out were emergency ones for aid, why would they send those to the citadel?
>>71353193
>At least D&D made an effort in trying something new
you mean the director of the episode tried as hard as he could to salvage D&D's shitty screenplay, right?
>>71353238
he would have sent them to other maesters, who may have thought that telling the citadel something important happened in the north would be worth mentioning to them
>>71352408
I like Sam because his scenes actually have some semblance of logic and consistency instead of characters just teleporting in and backstabbing each other
Not to mention he is actually trying to get things done by himself instead of standing aside while dragons/wildfire/cavalry ex machina solve his problems for him
>>71353293
>who may have thought that telling the citadel something important happened in the north would be worth mentioning to them
doubt it
>>71353218
Every library had its own sorting and cataloging system long ago.
Imagine the hell you'd undergo just trying to find a specific document.
I bet being a maester just means knowing how to navigate the ponderous tome itself known as the directory.
>>71353293
The director of the last two eps is pretty based desu. It's the most kino GoT has ever gotten
>>71353293
>you mean the director of the episode tried as hard as he could to salvage D&D's shitty screenplay, right?
Yeah, probably more accurate actually.
Every second with that nu-male cuck is a waste of time
>>71353362
it's the same guy who directed Hardhome, so that's not surprising
>>71353351
Maybe Dewey Decimal is a constant, not a variable.
>>71353218
Is this the only situation where "woah, what video game is this?" is not a shitpost?
>>71353213
>>71353210
>>71353437
Dark Souls for PS2
>>71353385
who is that semon demon?
>>71352543
CRAAAWWWWWLING IIIIIIIIN MY SKEEEEEEEEEN
>>71353385
>watches cuck anime
>calls other people nu-male
>>71353552
>Dark Souls
>PS2
>>71353424
Do schools even teach dewey anymore?
Do card catalogues even exist anymore?
Now the only person that needs to understand the sorting system is the librarian, and not even the desk clerk.
>as if an event that kill all electricity would necessitate finding a book in an unpowered library before anything else.
>>71353662
yes that's the joke you retard
>>71353662
>implying
>>71353691
haha whoops
>>71353614
GoT isn't anime
>>71348425
Yes, Yes they are.
Skyrim didn't have the option to create weapons from dragon bones. So forums would have endless debates filled with nerds discussing how it would be impossible to create weapons from dragon bones, you wouldnt be able to refine them, they wouldnt cut, they would be brittle, how do you make a mallet etc.
One month later patch comes out that includes dragon bone weapons.
Sometimes these faggot forget it isnt real.
>>71353674
>Do card catalogues even exist anymore?
Yes, they just aren't on index cards anymore but a database searchable with a computer.
Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh example.
>>71353802
funny.
>>71350009
watch Klovn amerifat
>>71353855
Objectively speaking, would a weapon created by dragon bones be stronger than a steel one?
>>71353878
How much longer before we condense libraries into cafe's with your library card being a literal tablet linked to the intranet of ebooks available at the library?
HOW MUCH LONGER!?
>>71353989
Why not just download them for free
>>71353386
So he's basically the guy they bring in whenever shit hits the fan?
>>71347582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ffMQIL1UI
cast him
>>71353218
the library was too fantasy-ish
imagine 1 little fire and you lose a million books?
No, you didnt have that large libraries like that before fireproof shelfs and automatic fire dousing systems.
>>71353008
its to justify why sam doest get a raven saying jon died then another a week later saying hail edd new lord commander of nights watch lol jons alive now
Can someone tell me what the the white raven thing was about? Specifically why did it appear? I couldn't understand the dialogue.
>>71350939
he's right though, that was some shit solo piano
>>71354432
he was on a boat for six months and made no effort to find out anything going on at the wall once he got off, why would they need to justify something like that?
>>71349891
Where do i know that guy from?
Is is the singer of Erasure?
>>71354386
You're kidding right? You ever heard of the Library of Alexandria? That fucking thing was huge.
>>71353989
This already exists. I can borrow books and use my tablet to read them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2bDpCaWlps
An example of something from my state also.
>>71354541
>those pale, blotchy faces
Why are white ppl so gross looking?
>>71354704
>Arguably, this library is most famous for having been burned down resulting in the loss of many scrolls and books; its destruction has become a symbol for the loss of cultural knowledge.
>>71354770
>>71354817
>anyone who's not white is a nigger
>>71354954
Might as well be.
>>71353965
It can be through the power of imagination
>>71354386
more importantly, why did they have giant magnifying glasses everywhere? wouldnt that be a huge fire hazard?
>>71349541
>>71350690
>>71350011
>>71348893
>>71348729
>>71355156
They probably ban candles in the library. Those lenses are an ancient Egyptian (or earlier) technique of lighting a room.
>>71355664
This desu. Candles would be an even bigger hazard. That's how they lost the library of Alexandria.
>>71348033
If this was really the medieval ages you would have literally been murdered just for saying that
I can't believe this cuck and his wife's son has the strongest plot armor in the whole goddamn series.
And now they are in the safest place in the known world.
So now there is 0 chance of this fucker dying, he is be there in the coming seasons tainting me with his cuckery.
>>71355879
>I can't believe this cuck and his wife's son has the strongest plot armor in the whole goddamn series.
sam has "plot armor" in the fact that he's just been away from danger for a while
Dany's plot armor is way worse
>>71355879
Why do you hate cucks so much cuckboi?
>>71347879
vastly underrated
>>71355743
They might have reading rooms where candles are allowed. Small rooms where it would be impossible for the fire to spread.
>>71355664
i thought egypt did it with polished bronze/gold/metal and white linen cloth
>>71355879
And yet this fatso gets to fuck Gilly while you are shitposting on 4chan...When will this cuck meme die?
>>71355879
he stole his dads rare sword. the medieval police are gonna kill him
>>71357050
I don't think anyone here is jealous of anyone who gets it on with any of craster's inbred daughters.
>>71354770
Tell me you wouldn't fuck her in her prime.
>>71357278
>>71357278
I would fuck her now desu
>>71357451
She did teach Marge everything about the art of seduction after all..
>>71357495
What is the point of this storyline again?
>>71357495
Not gonna lie, I'd love to have her boss me around, take her teeth out, and give me the gud succ. I'd probably cum from her jacking me off and calling me pathetic.
>>71353089
He literally reads in his records. If they had gotten the raven, they would have written it down.
Fuck is this the kind of people who enjoy GoT?
>>71350690
But people interpret the cuckoo to be deceived. The original cuckold term implied a fear of your wife cheating behind your back. It wouldn't really apply to someone who marries and acquires stepchildren.
>>71356416
The books are chained to the shelves though.
>>71353304
Finish your damned series, George
>>71357600
sam is going to find some long lost piece of information crucial to defeating the white walkersZzZz
I loved this scene and everything about it.
>>71359226
White walkers already get one shot by dragonglass and the watch knows it. What could be more devastating than that?
>>71352543
>Might as well of had Crawling in my Skin playin
Somebody make an edit of this, that or Bring Me to Life
Also fuck off, the music was great.
>>71355868
what are you even saying
>>71353218
The maesters have been hoarding all the knowledge in the world, keeping most of it to themselves. That's why Planetos is so technologically underdeveloped.
>>71359483
what, are they just going to pass around the few swords they have like tossing the eye of anzu while fighting iskar? get real nerd.
>>71359483
He might find some way to make Valyrian steel.
>>71347879
why didn't this become a meme
>>71354697
Danish actor Frank Hvam.
>Hey bb want sum fuk
>Nah you are staying here to govern Mereen, I mean, you are a sellsword and I just rejected as my lover, but I', sure it will be fine
>O-ok I guess, have fun with your girlfriend
Who writes this shit?
>>71354541
> tfw Loras' life has been nothing but suffering since Renly died
> tfw he got that shitty star carved into his forehead in a painful procedure only to be killed 5mins later anyways
> tfw Renly and Loras are reunited now at least
>>71359996
I can understand the Girl Power shit but it's getting excessive with the Sand Snakes ruling Dorne, Olena ruling Highgarden, Dany ruling Slavers Bay, Yara ruling a large majority of the Ironborn and Cersei ruling Westeros.
>>71359996
> mfw she told Tyrion she didn't feel anything
I think Daario is a bland non-character and I don't care about their relationship whatsoever but that seemed a little harsh. What a bitch.
>>71347582
Frank hvam was really the best part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrlxXCSmfEs
>>71359844
Yeah and he needs a dragon!
>>71360078
>>71360197
>mfw people don't post a face
>>71357278
She's still got it.
>>71354807
What's your point?
It was still fucking huge before it was intentionally burnt down.
>>71360182
Olena always ruled Highgarden.
I hope Yara/Asha gets killed taking out Euron so Theon has to be king. I think that would complete his character arc.
>>71354704
adn what happened you fucking faggot?
>>71349891
>>71361093
>"come now, what are you waiting for? I haven't got all day."
>"there we are. Not bad for a squire. Are you waiting for an invitation? Put it inside already"
>"you're not as well equipped as the men in my day, but it'll have to do. Now go on, thrust away at me, as best as a squire of your... Stature can."
>"Do I have to do everything myself! You'll never find a proper women with such a pathetic display! On your back, boy! "
>>71350009
Sam's not a Maester yet
>>71361729
>>71361864
Sam still being that fat kind of makes me irrationally angry.
>>71351357
It was near shire levels of 'fuck, I want to be there"
>>71360630
>he thinks that tfw stands for that face when
embarrassing desu
>>71353218
is that the fucking GoT's opening wibbly wabbly thingy?
>>71347582
Speaking of irregularities, the maester didn't find it strange that a brother of the Night's Watch who wants to be a maester is traveling with a woman and child? Kind of a big hole in his story.
>>71351186
I lost INSTANTLY when I recognized him
>>71361151
>expecting a tv poster to have a point, let alone a logical, coherent point.
>>71360630
Was creeping on Sansa part of your plan?
>>71362025
I think the disdain the "receptionist" gave him implies they're finally going to slim him down. Maybe it's glandular, but who fucking cares.
>>71352845
yes but on a test, the cuckhold definition would be "most correct" and therefore he wins.
>>71362746
yesh
>>71350009
That's you're typical Danish for you.
>>71359666
>If this was really the medieval ages you would have literally been murdered just for saying that
>>71354541
didn't thought i'd miss them so much
;_;
>>71347582
This fatfuck. I hate him and gilly and their stupid arc. Why the fuck is he still alive after all these seasons?
>>71353210
>>71353213
Maybe Marwyn intercepted the raven and prevented the records from being changed for some reason?
>>71362212
....son of a bitch it is
>>71347582
When he hands the maester the letter and he has to reach over the desk because the maester won't extend his hand further...
Was that supposed to be funny?
>>71355879
Jaqen H'ghar is there waiting to get all stabby stabby.
>>71357600
Well in the book it's because Jon knows Mel is looking to burn people with royal blood, so he sends Sam away with Master Aemon, Gilly, and forces Gilly to swap her baby with Mance's so all the vaguely royal blood is safe.
In the show it's because Sam is the lovable good comic relief.
>>71354807
It wasn't burned down by accident either. The whole city was razed.
>>71354704
>That fucking thing was huge.
>>71361151
>It was still fucking huge
Maybe in ancient terms, it was certainly nothing like this library
>>71348051
That music made my ass ache. It was such a blatant callback to Rains of Castemere and what not.
>>71350798
he looks French, not gay.
>>71366958
>he looks gay, not gay
I don't understand your post.
>>71354954
Basically yeah
>>71347582
god you're autistic
>>71351357
Why is that dog so smug?
>>71354541
:'^(
>LIFE IS IRREGULAR
coming this fall from Square Enix
>>71361782
>>71349891
GOOF
>>71362025
>Sam still being that fat kind of makes me irrationally angry.
If this guy could stay obese on an island for years..
>>71352140
Google "cuckold etymology" you stupid fuck.
>>71347879
>>71371352
Etymology =/= Meaning.
>>71347582
It's his best attempt at a wise saying to try and impress the maester. How stupid are you?
>>71359996
I really wanted to like Daario in the show.
He was a great character in the book. Not overdone, not overused, just perfect when he was needed.
Just a huge missed opportunity to make a supporting character really great but they just ignored it and made him bland kelly c swordsman #3.
>>71347582
Not a violent person, but that face conjurs a great desire to beat the shit out of it.
>>71347582
Why would they believe some random fatboy's story and let him into the library without confirming it first? Dude could have just started torching shit when he got inside.
>>71349891
Sam seriously reminds me of my brother in law. Great guy. He's an engineer so he's most of the support my middle school teacher sister has
>>71347582
The citadel is the only place in GoT that still safe from feminism.
>>71351814
>Winter sure is here am I right guys?
>fucking Watchfags
>>71355879
"Plot armor" is up there with "Mary Sue" and "edgy" for criticisms that let you know that the person saying them is fucking retarded.
>>71351186
I didnt know he spoke english so well.
>>71353424
I want her to dom me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnCfyMFvZus&feature=youtu.be
>>71349891
I actually loved this
>>71348051
ph god the piano was awful
>>71374834
Plot armor is a totally valid criticism though, not in that idiots context for sam, but as a general criticism, especially for a series that atleast at the start prided itself on a 'no one is safe' mentality.
You seriously can't look at shit like Jon surviving without a scratch last episode and not say it happened for plot convenience when if it were any other, lesser character, they would have been wiped off the face of the earth.
Tarly Logic:
Randyll: You see that completely unguarded sword I have sitting on the mantle? It is called Heartsbane and rightfully belongs to you Sam. But you can't have it, I'm going to leave that rare and priceless sword on the mantle in a sparsely used room, with no guards or any form of security. Now, Sam, I hate everything about you and henceforth banish you forever, but you can remain here, totally unsupervised overnight, because, after all, Heartsbane is practically impossible to steal, especially for a member of the night's watch, an organization beyond the reach of the law.
Sam: Well, I'll take that sword and instead of leaving my current blade in it's place so as to not immediately arouse suspicion at breakfast, I'll leave an empty mantle for the world to see. I wish Jon was here.
>>71354442
White ravens are only sent when there is a change in season. In this case, summer has come to an end. Jon and Sansa were smiling because Ned always told them "Winter is coming."
>>71376533
You mean fall has come to an end, dipshit. There's a season between summer and winter.
>>71376527
youre bitching about nothing
>>71377054
Yeah, I know. I'm on 4chan.
MY WIFE'S SON
>>71349541
I thought the kid got switched or is the show not doing that?
>>71376895
I wasn't sure of Westeros had all four seasons, it's very vague... especially in the show
>>71377704
Except it's not. They literally had a scene where they already announced summer was over.
Sam and his wife's son
>>71377765
AND the last book title is going to be:
A dream of SPRING
>>71377765
Source?
>>71348051
the piano is GOAT, The Leftovers is GOAT, your opinion is shit and oscars will rain down on both series
>>71377803
Dunno. Somewhere near the start of Season 4 I think. They had a scene where Pycelle said summer was over. I only remember cause Tommen was the "Fall King" Crowned after the end of summer and died just before winter.
>>71374333
Translation:
>Im a manlet, never been n a fight, but I fantasize about being strong and punching them in the face
>>71376407
It's al subjective
Jus because things turned out fortunately in a given scene doesn't mean that's a problem
>>71352845
Cuckold is NOT a biology term
>>71371374
>now more smug sparrow
its not fair goddamnit
there was so much more rusing to be had
>>71347707
genuinely lold thank you based reaction image poster
>>71348051
shut your cunt mouth