Let's discuss the greatest show currently airing.
>>71339929
>>71339929
>greatest
>rewindcore
no
I really can't stand the girl playing Tulip. She looks like a fucking pitbull, and her acting isn't that great. Cassidy is literally holding the show on his own. Jessi is alright though.
>>71340070
>>rewindcore
What did he mean by this?
>>71340181
She's beautiful you racist piece of shit.
What is with the cowboy shit set in the past?
>>71340605
It's the The Saint of Killers. You'll learn more about him later.
>>71340605
That's setting upthe Saint of Killers, a cowboy who God manipulated into becoming the new Angel of Death
>>71340181
I kinda like two angels.
Can those angels be killed?
Why did Quincannon go shotgun mad?
>>71339929
Ash vs evil dead thread? Season 2 when?
>>71340181
I liked her at first but she really gets on my nerves now. I don't mind the actress playing her i just loathe the character. She's an awful person and i hate her voice. Hopefully cass gives her super aids and kills herself.
>>71341242
I'm guessing it's his own warped interpretation of serving god
>>71341242
He's serving God by killing all of the sinners of the town. Jessie even said they are all sinners, so it's only natural he would twist it into killing them all.
>>71341430
>currently airing
Still a good question though, I think it's October
>>71341485
Yeah but these ones are apparently good guys. Maybe Jessie did not specify which god should he serve, thus he devoted himself to meatfucking butchergood of slaughter.
I'm only on the third episode, how closely does it follow the comics?
>>71341655
Genesis origins. That's all.
>>71341485
Or it's just the old
>THESE POWERS ARE EVIL, EVEN IF YOU TRY TO USE THEM FOR GOOD. IT'LL ALWAYS BACKFIRE IN THE END
>>71341691
They are not evil, they are powerful and Jessie is stupid.
>>71341655
hard to say at this point. Way slower in terms of pacing, remains to be seen how faithful they are to the main story. Will be surprised if they touch on the edgier stuff though, they can't even say fuck
>>71340181
lrn2differentiate: Ruth Negga is cute. Tulip is shit.
>>71341741
>>71341655
Main Story is already fucked. Odin doesn't enter until volume 7 of 9.
Still, it's entertaining.
>>71341728
God is pretty malevolent in this universe, m8.
>>71339929
That is not a game of thrones image OP
>>71340415
She looks like she was close to being an abortion but refused to die
>>71342457
>Ruth Negga
Fucking chicken neck
>>71342898
What do I care about her neck when I want to fuck her chocolate cookies?
>>71342830
>>71342898
>literally gay
>>71339929
It's boring mang.
>>71340181
Everyone in this show is exceptional except fucking Tulip's actress.
They should've kept her white
>>71339929
>Let's discuss the greatest show currently airing.
preacher? this is a sad year on TV if you think this shit is the best show on air
>>71343276
Her being white wouldn't make her any less of obnoxious SJW fodder. It's her characterization that annoys me at this point, not her skintone.
t. cookie froster
>>71343122
Hnnnnng
This show looks like someone got high and tried to parody a TV show about the same concept. It's fucking terrible and you should feel bad.
>>71343384
>>71343276
>it's a couple pathetic MRA faggot conservitards episode
>>71343989
MILK DUDS
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>>71343594
>being this plebeian
>>71339929
How does it feel to have no taste
>>71343989
>>71343989
SAD TITS.jpg
>>71344536
>he's a tits guy
>the cross is a 2000 year symbol of hypocrisy, slavery and oppression
>>71343989
ok but how's the foot game?
>>71343989
Oreos then. They look cute.
>>71344909
He's right.
>>71343122
You have shit taste anon. Its okay, you can only have ugly girls.
>>71345074
delicious
>>71343989
>>71343989
Absolutely disgusting
You
>>71345074
>footfags
>>71345323
>it's a flaming homosexual episode
>>71345415
It's ok anon, we don't bully you for any notion of sexual deviancy you might hold either.
>>71345433
Its a
>I have shit taste and am physically attracted to 5/10s and will never have a real 9/10 or 10/10 so anyone who disagrees with me a fag, alternative being I'm the equivalent of an inbred monkey able to pass its genes due to sheer luck and sheer luck alone
>>71345519
Why do you care? You can have all the 9/10 you like, leave the as-you-put-it 5/10s to us and everyone will be satisfied.
>>71341620
I expected him to do something fucked up. Just something more gruesome than a shotgun.
>>71345563
Why does he care I point out the girl is overrated? He can fuck all the dogs he wants, shouldnt get angry at me for it
>>71343989
Maybe i should start watching this
>>71345620
it's all well and good until she opens her fucking mouth.
>>71345519
>its a viirgin gets upset and spergs out episode
>>71345595
They can't speak "f" word. Think of children.
>>71345666
Its a
>Call anyone with actual tastes who offends my uglyfu a virgin or a faggot
>>71341485
We're supposed to believe the mayor knew what he was going to do, right? He seemed disgusted and stunned but he didn't seem surprised .
>>71345618
>overrated
I think we rate her correctly. Nobody said that she was the QUEEN OF LOVE AND BEAUTY. She's not unattractive, quite the opposite. Sure, she doesn't have any tits to write home about, but she's got very nice doe eyes and her feet game is quite something.
She just isn't the living embodiment of literally EVERY fantasy come true.
This is what you might call a dog:
>>71345620
Mute Tulip scenes, fap furiously, pump up the volume for Cassidy.You're gonna have to anyway, the feckin cunt's speaking in the broadest Irish accent imaginable
>>71345803
>We
She is extremely mediocre.
>>71345870
Mediocre is better than bad, m8.
I could envision a future with her, provided the actress isn't like Tulip IRL
>>71345730
>it's a virgin is getting triggered episode
>>71345975
>Mediocre is better than bad, m8.
Are these your standards for life?
>>71345979
Yes I succesfully triggered you. HOWEVER
>>71339929
I'm not a /co/fag but what the fuck did they do to tulip???
>We made a rawketlawnchair and i blew up a helicopter lol!
i haven't read the comics, but im really enjoying this show.
I thought they were writing themselves into a corner with Odin, but guess I was wrong.
>>71346051
If you will ditch a girl just because she has tiny tits, you will be looking for a long time for a significant other.
>>71346139
WHo said anything about tits? There is far more wrong with her than her malformed tits.
>>71346095
She's SJW bait.
Shame the show won't get a second season to straighten things out.
>>71346183
>small = malformed
What else is objectively "wrong" with her?
>>71345207
>>71346242
>Chicken neck
>Tiny weird point jaw
>Creepy eye color
>Weird skin color that doesnt seem to be a shade of brown, but some sort of weird vegetable color
>Fucked up hair
>Figure of a young boy (is this why you like her?)
>Hideous curly hair
>Shitty pale brown lips
>Hideous dark areas under and around eyes
>Seems like a boring bland person in real life.
>Cant fucking act
Everything about her is a penis repellant
>There are people who are going to watch just the show and never read the infinitely superior comic
It's Lucifer all over again
>>71346449
>reading comics
>>71346429
I said "objectively" and you come around the corner with subjective adjectives like "creepy", "hideous", "shitty", "weird".
>Seems like a boring bland person in real life.
>Cant fucking act
See, these are the points I'm going to grant ya.
>seems like
We don't know, irrelevant for my masturbatory fantasies.
>can't fucking act
Already established.
>>71346508
>not reading comics
>>71346554
Are you asking objective facts about something that is highly subjective?
Stop defending your uglyfu.
>>71346508
>not reading comics
apparently reddit hates this show
>>71346196
I really don't get the changes. Cassidy is kinda cool.
You're right about the SJW bait though because of course the girl has to be over the top awesome she can't just be a violent criminal she has to be the BEST even when that means completely ruining any verisimilitude the show has.
I might keep watching if they do saint of killers right.
>>71346610
>>71346653
GTFO NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
>>71346630
So we've established that taste is different.
As I said before: Go fuck your 9/10 and be happy.
We'll fuck 5/10s by your standards and be happy as well.
>>71343989
Literally slathered in makeup with low lighting to hide her zits and has her tits hanging out and shea still not fun to look at.
Fucking sjws always have to get their POC in the show even if it ruins it. Fuck em.
>>71346698
There is consensus and the consensus is your uglyfug is horrid. Bet you also fuck fatties.
>>71345803
>nigger feet
>quite something
Youre fucking disgusting
>>71346449
The comic is terrible
>>71346699
>ugly, virgin, MRA conservitard detevted
>>71346757
As we've just established, I prefer frizzy haired mongrel planks with with big eyes and no ass. Also towering pale planks with sad bulldog faces.
>>71340181
Why are the strong female characters always annoying overpowered sassy bitches? I wish they could actually portray them as being at least semi-realistic whereas she just comes across as whiny and shrill. I've never read the comics, but if that's how she is in them then it's no excuse.
>>71346905
Know how i can tell youre a shitskin?
>>71346449
The comic fucking sucks and Ennis is an edgy 90s highschooler in the body of a grown man, Bill Hicks worship included. You cant just shoot god to death you fucking child
>>71346968
This isn't like she is in the comics at all. She knows how to fire a gun and has a bro-tier personality. That's about it.
She's not some kind of superhero MacGyver.
>>71347016
Why not?
>>71346677
It's not even about her character, It's about how bad is her acting. This is the most inconvincing femme fatale ever.
>>71347016
Reminder the comic is from the 90s and ultimately portrays that era of comic writing.
Yes, it can get quite heavy handed and over the top and everyone is nearly constantly acting like a caricature. But it's funny.
Except when it isn't and gets really, really uglyCass' druggie holed up episode
>>71346978
>racist, ugly, virgin, MRA conservitard detected
WHAT ABOUT THAT PEE SCENE
HNNNNNNGGG
>>71346449
Haven't watched the show but the comic is absolute fucking trash
Easily one of the more overrated comics of all time
>>71347099
The McGyvering, superpowers, buzzwordspouting and sassyness is purely the script. It just couldn't be salvaged into something convincing.
>>71347297
She didn't do any supernatural yet. Unlike comics Tulip which take SWAT like high school students.
I'm glad the comic fans left those threads.
All their arguments against the show were
>tulip is black
>it's not like the comic
The comic is boring fedora shit and the show is great.
>>71347444
>SWAT (Late in comics)
versus
>IMPROVISED HELICOPTER TAKEDOWN (first episode)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK5ITByrphQ
>>71347554
Don't forget
>I hate Seth Rogen for obscure reasons
i saw the first episode
didn't really feel it
should i continue
>>71347987
Give the next 2 a try.
Didn't like the pilot either.
>>71347567
Oh, sure, forgot about that anime shit. You're probably right.
>>71347987
Start from the last one. That's the first with some plot advancement so far.
About to watch thr latest episode
>>71347554
>>71347737
The show is shit, Tulip is ugly and poorly acted and I haven't read the comics. Cassidy is the only reason to watch this turd and Americans want his dialogue to have subtitles.
>>71345287
absoulte flat ass
So how long till this gets cancelled?
>>71340658
It's going to be dumb when he shows up since he is way over powered.
>>71350475
it won't get a second season
>>71350544
This is my fear
I still cant watch the episode till im home. Did the Saint finally appear?
>>71347016
>You cant just shoot god to death
Someone is mad.
Its a comic. You can do whatever you want in a comic. Why limit imagination?
>>71340415
no one said anything racist until you brought it up. calling a person ugly isnt racist.
>>71347016
>You cant just shoot god to death
Says who?
>>71347554
>The comic is boring fedora shit
You didn't read the comic if you thought the comic was more boring than the show.
>>71347016
>Ennis is an edgy 90s highschooler in the body of a grown man, Bill Hicks worship included. You cant just shoot god to death you fucking child
Why do Christfaggots invariably have no sense of humor?
