>Jon snow
>the white wolf
>mfw
what did they mean by this?
>>71338631
HE IS THE WHITE WOLF!!!
Place of power. It's gotta be.
Geralt is better white wolf and i honestly think Witcher movie with large budget would be amazing.
GoT is now holly wood tier le EPIC show
Is The Witcher 3 the best game of the decade?
>>71338781
Doubt it. We've still got 4 1/2 years to go.
The Witcher is twilight trash for teenage boys. Games are fun but the story is garbage.
>>71338781
No. Combat could have been a lot better and "best" is very subjective. No doubt top 5
>>71338853
The games storylines or the books?
>>71338706
they would just fuck it up
>>71338670
I liked the book manderly more :__:
>>71338853
And your mom sucks dwarf cock!
>>71338781
yes
>>71338853
Fuck off
>>71338706
they should just make a mini series of Geralt's wandering witcher days, before the Ciri bullshit started
>>71338883
Why? i liked Warcraft movie for example. It could have been better, but still. So why not make a Witcher movie? it would be so epic
Where the fuck is Ghost?
I WANT THIS MOVIE WITH LARGE BUDGET
GIVE IT
>>71338631
Westerosi Snowniggers love catchy nicknames for their leaders to cover up how miserably shit they are.
>>71339066
>snowniggers
are they Russian?
>>71338973
Liking it doesn't mean it's a good movie.
I like TFA and that's a pile of garbage.
A witcher movie would flop because the main audience would hate it for not being faithful enough to their own mental interpretations.
>>71339142
F...fuck off! I still believe there will be Gervant movie
>>71339224
Nah anon. Stop wishing hateful things to happen to something you love. Believe me the pain isn't worth it.
>>71339110
That would give them way too much credit.
>>71338631
he'll totally find his own loli, Arya and marry her.
empress ending canon.
>little sister *rustles hair*
>>71338631
he will soon develop a gambling addiction
>asoiaf will never be able to create as good relationships as the witcher saga
>>71340533
It's kinda hard to when you kill your characters off every 10 pages.
Also as gay as I am for madds, he'd be a terrible geralt. Too short unfotunately. He'd make a great regis though.
>>71340533
so cute.
>>71340802
I don't remember a chimaera in the stories or games.
>>71340593
i think geralt was quite average when it comes to height. Yennefer is however supposed to be short.
>>71340846
They were mentioned several times in the books.
I think that's a manticore though.
>>71338631
>White Wolf, bring me Cersei.
What did they mean by this?
>>71341216
what happened to fake ciri? She was married to Emhyr.
>>71341216
pure fatherly love.
>>71341307
Yep.
>>71341284
He disposed of her once the real Ciri showed up.
>>71341486
young pussy works wonders even on the oldest goats.
>>71339110
worse, irish
>>71341207
Isn't manticore are lion with wings and scorpion tail while a chimaera's a lion with goat and snake parts?
>Idris Elba
>>71341578
yes
>>71341589
Zerrikanians aren't even black you sjw enabler.
Mad Radd should impale your ass
>>71341578
Yeah, but the manticore was originally supposed to appear in Witcher 3 (before being cut for what I assume is time restraints and replaced by more forktails) which is what I assumed inspired it's appearance in this art.
>>71341659
Damn shame. Forktails are boring
>>71338937
already been done. it was called "the hexer"
>>71341486
she didn't show up and you'd think that the northern countries would be pretty pissed at emhyr for lying.
>>71341704
We don't mention that around here, it attracts the norwegians.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hexer_(film)
fags
>>71341769
>wolf sigil
>>71338631
He's going to slay zombies, White Walkers, feminist monsters and dragons (even though Geralt doesn't kill dragons)
>>71341929
Azor Geralt confirmed
When they said the White Wolf I did thought of Geralt.
>>71342008
Yeah Saskia definitely didn't die cough cough
>>71341755
Who cares what the North thinks?
>>71342048
games are not canon, besides you can do plenty of stuff in them that book Geralt (canon) would never do.
>>71342057
Obviously emhyr or he wouldn't want to conquer them. He's the anti-sjw hero of his universe
>>71342129
True but a movie based on geralt would take inspiration from the games and a very lesser extent, the books.
>>71339000
somewhere with Gendry
>it's a witcher thread on /tv/ kind of episode
I'm okay with this.
>>71338670
Why didn't they get john Goodman or some morbidly obese guy to play manderly? This guy looks like he can still ride a horse.
>>71342195
Just about the only game I see get any traction on this board
Glad we at least have taste in vidya
>>71342169
Did you just run around ss'ing the scenery? Why?
>there will never be an HBO show about the Witcher
Probably for the best, actually
>>71342362
>no yen and geralt arguing then having passionate sex
Why even live
>>71342362
i'd prefer netflix
>>71342314
who doesn't?
>>71342489
Me. I'm not complaining just curious. Some of the vistas are gorgeous.
Have any with the illusive whale?
>>71342546
this one, or the one floating in the cave of nightmares?
there is this cave one
>>71338781
No, not at all
>>71342797
This one. Never seen a whale for more than a second before
>>71342362
They could do it, maybe.
I think it might just be too financially demanding for how much attention it would receive.
TRISS OR YEN LADS?
What did the Sparrows mean by this?
Pic related, every /v/edditor in this thread.
Videogames are degenerate and designed for children.
>>71342978
Regis
>>71342978
Yen for books readers
Triss for people who only played the games
>>71342978
this one
>>71343190
close second
>>71343190
>tfw JUST won't even try to fuck the best redhead
Jon why?!
>>71342978
Ciri, she could probably rip my dick clean off with the muscles in her pussy.
>>71342866
Why does he look like he's drawn by Frank Miller?
>>71342978
>not unicornfu
Ciri on front page!
>>71343331
>tfw she will never suck you dry
>>71342314
I took like 10 screenshots in 90+ hours of game (I have not finished the dlcs yet)
This game is gorgeous and the ambience is great.
>>71342978
Yen. I don't like how Triss tried to trick me at the party.
>>71343463
>a humble donation of a little blood for your hot milf
>only a couple dl/month
>100% comfortable and sheltered life in return
>in a world where famine, war, bandits, monsters, diseases FUCKING EVERYTHING kills you otherwise
>have a bunch of bros to have fun with
>have a bunch of sisters to experience sensual cuddling with
>this white haired faggot walks in one evening
>rudely threatens to kill your hot mom
>mom stops visiting a week later
wat do?
>/tv/ doesn't remember there was already a shitty polish tv series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZlIMnIe9e0
>>71343373
Geralt is high on mushroom and at the same time in some magic cave that shows your biggest fear.
Isn't it fucking insane that a videogame is more respectable than an HBO series of all things? Too bad the first Witcher sucked and the second was barely played.
>>71343591
>10 screenshots in 90+ hours of game
pleb
>350 hours
>6.5k screenshots
>>71343805
Sure if you're a /v/edditor
>>71343750
>tfw no romance option with Olenna
I miss W1
This game is long as fuck. Having to play it a second time for the DLC's quite annoying
>>71338853
An anon after my own heart.
>>71342177
It would probably take a lot of inspiration from the designs in the games but the movie is going to be based on the books.
>>71343796
hmm
>>71342978
>>71343181
>>71343391
>>71343591
yen is the official /tv/ witcher waifu. Trissfags btfo.
>>71343181
>>71338676
Mmm.
Medallion's humming.
>>71343446
Did you break her heart ?
https://youtu.be/eBDwjnycuVQ?list=PLMpNwDjXWh0wgaJTF8gVdtpFobjoM-elE&t=210
If HBO did the Witcher:
>no Polish actors
>Geralt played by a pretty boy
>Yen would always get the upper hand in their arguments
>Ciri plot armor up the ass
>black Dandelion
>Geralt fights mostly bandits, CGI is expensive
>muted colors, everyone wear shit brown leather
>OC's everywhere
>>71344484
>/tv/
>hes from /v/
Right
>>71338676
Place of power...IT'S GOTTA BE
>>71340593
The problem isn't his height, it's his accent.
Nigger can barely speak English.
>>71344622
from /tv/, just visits /v/ to discuss witcher related stuff.
>>71344674
well, geralt has a fabricated rivian accent.
>>71344566
i broke Yen's heart.
and only because i actuallyenjoyed it.
>>71344684
No you're /v/
>>71343993
I don't even know why I take screenshots, I never do it...
>>71342978
triss
>>71344068
does that make you tumblr?
>>71344484
>/tv/
>yen
nigger here they don't even know who that bitch is.
>>71344828
I know fäm, somehow I should stop but still I just keep hoarding ss'
>>71344674
Neither can fucking Jon Snow or half the brit-mouthed apes on GoT.
I don't see the issue.
>>71344110
Just started HoS (I'm at the wedding). Love it so far.
Need more coins though
>>71344804
so if I discuss books on a thread on /tv/, I'm from /lit/?
>>71344990
how? I had like 20k or 30 when finished with base game.
you just keep looting everything that is not nailed down, and take loot from fallen enemies and sell it to correct merchants (armour to armourer and weapons to weaponsmith)
>>71338781
Best game on next gen consoles for sure, not that it has a lot of competition...
Cyberpunk 2077 will make it look like shit
>>71345024
You play videogames
You are anti art
You are not authentic to /tv/
>>71343361
This t b h lads
>>71345189
>implyign that Witcher3 is not pure kino
pictured:
>Black Sun
>>71344527
>>71338853
Go plough urself cunt
>>71345347
>quote unquote "kino"
See
more inauthenticy from /v/eddter
PAM PARAM PAM PAM PARAM
>>71345430
your mother sucks dwarf cock.
>>71345092
I know. I had more than 20k at the end of the main game too but in HoS they introduced a new thing (Runewright) that can replace the runes and glyphs on your equipment but you need 30k to unlock it (to mastercraft level)
And I also tried to upgrade all my witcher equipment to mastercraft level... it's expensive as fuck
We have a role for Brendan Fraser as well
>>71342978
The one that is canon.
>>71344598
>implying Yen doesn't get the upper hand in their conversation at least 75% of the time
She wears the pants in the relationship. Though Geralt does occasionally get the better of her.
>>71345411
>pure pottery
>>71344598
>>no Polish actors
trust me, it's a good thing
>>Geralt played by a pretty boy
he's pretty pretty desu
>>Yen would always get the upper hand in their arguments
yeah, that would suck
>>Ciri plot armor up the ass
Was already there
>>black Dandelion
pls, don't
>>Geralt fights mostly bandits, CGI is expensive
book Geralt doesn't really fight all that much and the most important enemies are still people. Game Geralt kills way more people than monsters
>>muted colors, everyone wear shit brown leather
maybe not
>>OC's everywhere
what's that?
>>71344989
English, as the name implies, is from England, not America, you shithead
>>71345605
I have completely fucked up that quest ;_;
>>71345736
new """original""" characters
>>71345655
Yen seems very insecure to me. It's cute <3
BANANA TIGER
BANANA TIGER
BANANA TIGER
>>71343300
>>71343190
awful taste
kys
>>71345411
It was another poster. If you honestly devote yourself to one board and you let that somehow define you, i pity you. I go to /lit/ to discuss books, I go to /v/ to discuss games and I go to /tv/ to discuss movies and shows. I do however spend most time on /tv/.
posting the actual best girl
>>71346121
seconded
Honestly they should make a mini series based on The Last Wish.
6 episodes that are 30-45 minutes. It's perfectly set up for an adaptation and even has a framing story that can connect the episodes.
Hopefully they give Jon a "going to the bank" episode as well
Why do Witcherfags defend this shit """""writing""""" so much?
I can understand enjoying the gameplay, but do you honestly think "le destined super warrior man saves the day from the evul munsters XXDDD" is good writing?
Seriously?
You people are fucking twelve year olds.mfw /v/ shits think that any videogame has "good writing
>>71338781
so far.
>>71346121
i want to lick her scars.
>>71346230
Did you even play it or just baiting/spitting memes?
Also, name a video game with better writing
>>71346230
Unless you've played the game, you're not really qualified to judge it. form your own opinions instead of monkeying others, you faggot.
>>71346230
>enjoying the gameplay, i.e. the worst aspect of every Witcher game
>doesn't enjoy the story or the characters
Hey pal, you just roll in from Stupid Town?
>>71346335
Literally any game made before 1999
also
>the best shit isn't still shit
Why don't you try adopting a real hobby for once, dumbass?
>>71345430
WHIPPED THEIR ASSES LIKE A NOVIGRAD WHORE
>>71346426
>>71346401
>>71346335
Name one single piece or line of good writing from any of the Witcher games
Then I want you to read it aloud in your own voice, and realize how fucking stupid both it and you sound.
Mad Rad the Lad did nothing wrong.
>>71346428
>Why don't you try adopting a real hobby for once, dumbass?
>I'm quite the movie buff...
Don't try to act superior when your favorite medium is just as pleb.
>>71346428
I don't even consider vidya to be a hobby. Just like I don't consider watching movies a hobby. It's just entertainment.
>literally any game made before 1999
literally give me 3 titles so I can laugh at you
>>71346517
>this sword is for killing monsters
i sound like a badass if i'm being honest
>>71338631
Reported for being a /v/eddit invader fucking shit
>>71343300
the bestand worstgirl
>>71346609
>i sound like a badass if i'm being honest
>>71346517
>implying you can judge the quality of writing by one single line without context or deeper understanding
like I said before, form your own opinion, faggot.
>>71346517
>>71344828
time to give that runeright all your shekels, goy
>>71343190
>>71343300
>>71346121
Good post, Anons, good post.HOWEVER
>>71346870
fuck that kike.
>>71346904
Black Ciri
>>71346904
who dat?
>>71346517
>Geralt to TLotL: "Your ass puts others to shame."
>>71338670
He's a big guy!
>>71346904
At least pick a waifu that's alive
>>71346595
It's funny that you bring up Lord of the Rings when it's based off an infinitely better book series than the Witcher and was made into an infinitely better trilogy than the Witcher
Even the hobbit movies (which were absolute garbage by the way) had more compelling writing and characters than anything in the Witcher series
Just face it, /v/cuck
Your vidya is shit
>>71346121
>>71343300
>>71343446
>>71346904
Do you enjoy masturbating to non-existent women?
Do you enjoy being pathetic losers?
>>71346904
Main female npc from the Hearts of Stone expansion. No you don't get to fuck her.
>>71338781
Yes.
>>71346904
SHE DED
>>71339038
You'd have to find some pretty big guys to play Eredin and his buddies. They were all Mountain-sized.
>>71347012
>Even the hobbit movies (which were absolute garbage by the way) had more compelling writing and characters than anything in the Witcher series
You just jumped the shark anon.
>>71347023
This is for >>71346952
>>71338864
Combat is pretty good, lot of variety.
>>71343300
So why does she look like Miranda from Mass Effect?
Also, mirin dem double dubs.
>WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH?
What did he mean by this?
>>71347114
Filth is olde english I believe, for shit.
>>71338781
Decade's not over yet, but so far yes.
>>71347110
literally who
>>71347012
>infinitely better book series
I'm not sure about that. More famous, yes, but language would be the main factor here. But to say it's 'infinitely better' ?
>comparing movies to games
and it's not like those movies didn't have their cringy vidya tier moments
>Do you enjoy masturbating to non-existent women?
>Do you enjoy being pathetic losers?
>appreciating made up people automatically makes you masturbate to them and a loser
tell me, when you read a book do you never like any character, just because they are non-existent and that would make you a loser?
>>71342978
triss is bliss
>>71347069
>no argument
>>71347254
He obviously can't tell the difference between fiction and reality.
He cant see that jacking it to actresses playing fictional characters is the same as jacking it to every other fictional character.
>>71338853
Ah I see /v/ has arrived.
>>71347283
>want to like Triss
>she's completely beta and never ever stands up for herself
also, the romance with her in 3 is severely underwritten
>>71346517
"I won't scatter your sorrows to the heartless sea."
>>71347296
Why would I argue with an opinion that's factually wrong? The Hobbit films were atrocious and pale mockeries of the books.
LotR and Silmarillion are better than The Witcher series. It also helps when those books all but created the generic fantasy universe that is featured in TW series and every other fantasy medium.
>>71347384
Kaz, I'm already a witcher.
>>71346517
"Wanna hear a limerick?"
"Anon, anon, what a prick"
>>71347354
>also, the romance with her in 3 is severely underwritten
Cdpr half assed it since the main girl came back.
>>71347418
>The Hobbit films were atrocious and pale mockeries of the books.
I agree
and yet here you are defending garbage like the Witcher
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>71347254
>"muh waifu :((("
>I'm not jucking off to fake girls, really!
Just admit that you're a pathetic loser, m8
>>71347418
LotR/Silmarillion books and films > TW books and games > The Hobbit > eating a frozen block of shit > The Hobbit films
>>71347528
You should include eating molten shit between frozen block of shit and the hobbit films desu
>>71347069
>jumped the shark
I see reddit has arrived
>>71347485
I know they wanted you to give with Yen since she's the canon choice, but to have to commit to a choice so early in the game before even really talking to Yen was retarded. I would have been happier with CDPR doing the same thing they did with Shani and Geralt and just not having Triss at all.
>>71347526
I'm not the one who thinks The Hobbit films were better than TW. They weren't and they'll never be.
It takes a certain skill to fuck something up as badly as PJ did with The Hobbit but his defenders will blame the studio execs and Del Toro.
>>71347602
If you're so familiar with "reddit jargon" go back. They probably miss your fedora tipping quips about atheism.
>>71347249
Yvonne strahovski
>>71347526
>>"muh waifu :((("
>>I'm not jucking off to fake girls, really!
>what is humor
I'm not even calling waifus, but doubt those that do literally think about them that way and masturbate to them. It's only a funny way of appreciating a female character. Only a loser and an autist would take it seriously.
>>71347617
>It takes a certain skill to fuck something up as badly as PJ did with The Hobbit but his defenders will blame the studio execs and Del Toro
Del Toro deserves blame for abruptly leaving the project and the studio fucked everything up by forcing Jackson to turn it into a trilogy. That said, yes, Hackson basically Lucas'd his legacy.
>>71341770
nigga bet you post the last airbender film as if it actually counts too
>>71339038
>No Caranthir
Other than that I give it a solid 9/10.
>>71338853
Finally someone makes sense. Witcher is overrated.
>>71347893
incorrect
you just have no taste
>>71347787
>Almost, Zirael, Almost.
>HOWEVER
>>71339038
>Witcher 1
>Wild Hunt are specters that kidnap people for unknown reasons
>Witcher 2
>never seen
>Witcher 3
>bunch of faggy elves playing politics, never any reasons for why they go around taking people
they dropped the ball with the Wild Hunt so hard
>>71348003
Read the books.
They take people for slave labor.
>>71347012
Actually /lit/ faggot.
>>71347012
the hobbit pales in comparison to the last wish.
The Witcher 3 is one of the ugliest and most retarded games in recent History. And those
clichéd, childish, "good vs evil, kill da monsters" plot lines should be illegal. Really, why do people love to be submitted to this kind of empty horrifying visual and aural aggression? A fascistic anti-human interactive audiovisual experiment. Simply put cirque du soleil for "gamers."
>>71343190
Vampire shits get the fuck out
>>71348050
Did you miss the part where both started off as books?
How fucking stupid are you?
>>71348092
What was good about the Witcher 3?
cite specific examples
>>71348118
If anything, it's anti-elf but yeah your b8 is nothing new and those fancy words don't hide the fact you're trying to pass off a steaming pile of shit as anything but rancid prawns.
>>71348118
*tips fedora*
>>71348118
top notchbait!
>>71348118
you even posted the picture for me, thanks.
>>71338631
He had literally a white wolf
>>71348172
Narrative, choices, vibrant world filled with political intrigue and an interactive view of what life in a fantasy based medieval setting would be like. Plus boobies. Lots and lots of boobies. Can't go wrong with boobies except on hairy men.
>>71348118
>The Witcher 3 is one of the ugliest and most retarded games in recent History
Did you heard about Fallout 4?
>>71348159
better than furries :^)
>>71348172
>What was good about the Witcher 3?
>cite specific examples
it was visually stunning,
story was interesting and immersive
Genuinely makes you question your decisions when making them and much much further down the line too, instills regret sometimes (basically the game does a good job at evoking passion and emotion which makes it art)
fucking gwent
>>71348172
>Just face it, /v/cuck
>>71348118
wew lad
>>71348277
>turning into a mutant bat-man isn't furry
I got some bad news for youthere's no geralt + shani ending
>>71348277
I would
>>71348172
>It's funny that you bring up Lord of the Rings when it's based off an infinitely better book series
>the last wish
>witcher 3
cunt hasn't even read the witcher saga
>>71347962
Yes, well done Zirael, well done Zirael.
>HOWEVER
>>71346517
>dialogue is the same as prose
>single line of prose taken out of context defines the whole quality of the series
>>71340802
well-drawn feet
>>71338631
if Geralt was born from Conan the Barbarian and a sorceress then what the fuck is this bullshit about sorceresses being infertile?!
was he special in some way or just came inside her so hard she got preggo nonetheless?cum eruption is magic
>>71348374HOWEVER
>>71338631
why won't they just adopt all of the short stories and then the books into a proper tv series
we need some new top tier kino now that GoT has been confirmed to have been hot shit for at least 3 seasons
>>71348633
His mother was a druidess not a sorceress.
>>71348633
His mother enchanted herself or something similar.
>>71341704
>the hexer
1. It was a piece of shit
2. It was about Ciri shit
>>71348739
it's pure Kino u fgt.
>>71348778
>polish film
>anything but dog shit
Okay
>>71338631
Why two swords, witcher?
>>71348376
You Witcher cucks have no actual defense of your shit taste other than "the writing's good!" without ever having to point out WHY it's good.
See
>>71346517
Everything about the Witcher series, from the setting to the writing to the characters to the """""fantasy""""" is an ode to the modern day butchering of medieval customs, both in the real medieval world and in traditional medieval fantasy, for the sake of making money off of disenfranchised young males.
It should come as no surprise that both the writer of the books and the developer of the games are both from Poland, a country with a cultural and historical heritage that has been annihilated throughout history by various parties.
The poles have abbrogated the creation of a truly compelling plot based off of actual traditional European fantasy (like what Tolkein masterfully pulled off with Rings) in favor of boring overdone monster-hunting schlock by characters with anime hair.
The fact that you /v/ kids still defend this garbage is staggering.
>>71348656
it could be a great miniseries but I think even if it was made it would be shit, rare find to get a director who has the vision to make it work well, and actually willing to play the games (properly) and read the books deeply to fully understand it and its intricacies. even if you get all that you will still need a GoT tier budget
>>71348832
In case he breaks one fighting a katana wielderweabs actually believe jap steel > european steel
>>71348633
not all sorceresses are infertile. Most are but there are some that aren't. The other two don't know what they're talking about. There are also ways of restoring fertility. All witchers are however sterile.
>>71348837
tl;dr you autist
>>71348837
>he didn't read the witcher books
>he compares book lotr to game witcher
>he mentions butchering of medieval customs and praises lotr
oh I am laffin
>>71348837
Just stop it already, anon. You're just embarrassing yourself and your nonchalant act doesn't change that fact.
>>71342979
>tfw you can burn down the witch hunters HQ in Novigrad
Are D&D Witcherfags?
look like some witcher hater weeb follow from /v/.
>>71348837
What do you class as modern day anon?
Butchering of medieval customs and tradition has happened since we left the medieval ages, it's nothing new. Why you've singled out the witcher as the worst of the lot seems pretty hate driven. If you don't like polish people, you aren't alone. Nobody likes them.
I can't fault this though
>The poles have abbrogated the creation of a truly compelling plot based off of actual traditional European fantasy
and concede that yes money was a driving force behind adapting the books into a game, but more so it was from the love of the series and the monetary gains weren't factored in. TW 1 game didn't even sell well which should show you that besides being polish pigs, CDPR have drive and dedication to what they see as art.
Also as has been said by many others who're in the business of weaving tales, historic accuracy doesn't sell well. It's a main reason Vikings is so divergent from the base mythos.
The fact you're so adamant in your butthurt is worrying. You should get checked because you're definitely on the scale.
>>71342978
I'm playing the game w/ dlcs for the first time. I fucked the white haired witch, am I able to fuck everyone? Also, is there anyone in the dlcs that can be fucked? And will my fuck-choices have any impact on future fucks?
>>71347046
hire some wrestlers, like undertaker or kane or some shit they mostly just have to stand around and look big
>>71349206
Nope, yep, nope.
Only base game fucking of Yen and Triss affects the games endings and then only concerning whether Geralt is 4evralone or ends up with one of them.
You can fuck triss once and yen twice.
If you fuck triss then yen twice you get the 3some ending which is the 4everalone end.
If you want the triss ending you can still fuck yen once, but not the other way around.
