>>71327552
Previous
King Azor Jon
>episode is called The winds of winter
>GRRM doesn't announce release of the book right after the episode
Why is this allowed?
Reminder that Sansa will betray Jon. This video released by HBO hints at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzOpXpMgEzU
>>71328438
RIP FAITH
>>71328512
>lady greyheart.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCe0Nz7Ie90 friendly reminder that this happened :)
>>71328438
DELETE THIS
Why didn't Jaime fuck Arya? She clearly wanted it.
All in all a great episode really.
Look I'm willing to accept Arya's teleportation, but Varys' one is just fucking ridiculous.
>yfw this episode
bear loli is the only good part
[farts]
>>71328519
This. I couldn't see shit.
All I could see was a pale face that didn't look too pretty.
>>71328483
>episode is called The Wind of Winter
>no white walkers
How is this permitted?
>>71328438
So when you resolve a bunch of plotlines you don't know how to tie up with a single explosion, is that what you'd call a Deus Ex Machina?
>>71328578
i cringe 10/10 times she's on
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598634/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598634/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598634/
How was it, lads?
North = Sansa (by proxy)
Iron Islands = Yara
Dorne = Sand Snakes
Westerlands = Cersei
King's Landing = Cersei
Reach = Olenna
Westeros = Dany
LOOKS LIKE FEMALE POWER IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
IS ANYONE ALIVE WHO CAN LEGITIMIZE JON OR GENDRY?
Is Sam being hunted down by his father for his sword?
When will the faggot mods kill us /got/?
so what did the mountain do to the sept lady? i don't get what's supposed to be implied with that scene
Can we get a headcount of the army situation as it stands?
>Cersei has lannister army and ???
>The north is united + the vale but seems set on fighting the walkers
>Dany's massive army + Dorne, Tyrells, Ironborn
Dany's team seems OP as fuck
DanyxTyrion otp
>>71328512
so going back to season 1 sansa
why was older lyanna so ugly?
i cant decide who's the biggest mary sue, cersei or danny
>>71328606
Brand, obviously
>>71328578
Bear girl is pretty cute
>>71328621
Probably started breaking bones or something
>>71328578
She's trash. Only reason why you guys like her cause she's a loli.
>>71328438
BERNIE SANDERS DROP OUT ALREADY BEFORE HILLARY SENDS HER GOONS.
>>71328578
This
THE REAL QUEEN OFMUH DICK
>>71328512
Sansa essentially kills Ned also, so I wouldn't be surprised. Bitches ruin everything except sex.
>>71328621
he showed her his favorite thread, /got/
My girl Daenerys finally leaving for Westeros was great. Can't wait to have a proper webm of it
Lyanna Stark was Jon's mother
Lyanna Mormont made Jon King.
Pottery, I tell ya
>>71328606
Jon can legitimize Jon, he is King in da Norf now
>>71328591
no.
the wildfire is, though.
>>71328606
>LEGITIMIZE JON
Probably Bran if he can crawl back. Bran would be the real King of the North and have authority right?
>Hand of the Queen
really though, why the fuck is Tyrion even there? There's no motivation.
>>71328658
>cersei
>Mary sue
Wut?
>>71328604
Why?
She is actually very talented for a little girl.
THIS IS YOUR GOD NOW
CAN WE TALK ABOUT VARYS' TELEPORTER FOR A SECOND?
STOP GIVING DANY ARMIES FOR FREE
>>71328651
What is this, the IT Crowd?
>>71328562
Where were they thinking at that moment?
>>71328578
>>71328604
>>71328601
Yeah... no.
95% of /got/ loved this episode.
If you hate it you should fuck off.
This is the best show ever and this episode was the best ever written.
>>71328692
Whoever their casting director is should get a medal for finding this kid. Child actors are usually the worst, but she manages to make every scene she's in fucking great. That's some natural charisma there, you can't teach that shit.
Hope she stays in the business.
These last two episodes have redeemed GoT. Will they be able to transfer the hype unto the next season? Shit is going at lightspeed now, will season 7 be the last season?
>>71328658
Cersei doesn't count, she's just being set up for a big fall.
If Dany claims the throne unscathed it would be truly awful but they don't seem set on going with the targ madness thing.
>>71328512
Sansa is goading little finger into killing Jon, so she doesn't have to get her hands dirty.
>>71328730
>(farts)
>>71328562
She's my bride. I don't know what to do.
Do those who get far enough in the game of thrones unlock a teleporter or is this an ancient technique that only Varys and CIA know?
>>71328731
kys fgt
>>71328621
He is obviously going to rape the shit out of her, are you fucking retarded?
Yeah but R.I.P. in Peace tho desu.
Daario and Jorah, Gay Emperors of Essos
>>71328606
Howland Reed can legitimise Jon's claim he's a Targ.
The Great Houses of Westros
Barathon
>dead
Stark
>alive and well ruling the North
Arryn
>Sweetrobin last member all but dead
Frey
>dead
Greyjoy
>3 left
Tyrell
>Grandmother all thats left
Lannister
>Only Jamie and Cersi left
Targs
>Dany only living member not counting Jon
Will all the great houses be dead by the end?
>only six months left for fatman to turn in the next book before it can no longer be published in time for the beginning of the next season
will he make it?
>>71328606
isnt meera's dad still alive? He was at the tower of joy
>>71328724
He flew on his ravens
>>71328578
The best part was the opening. Dat music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aF-j-wRYv0
Does the eunuch have teleporting abilities?
>>71328617
No he's being hunted by CIA
HeartsBane?
When CIA closes his eyes and pictures what he wants, then chooses an action that brings it to life, the picture he sees is him as lord of Banefort wielding HeartsBane.
>>71328753
its a merling thing
>>71328617
He did learn something about sword-fighting at the wall, so he's not completely hopeless.
danny is so cringworthy damn nigga
>>71328685
How does Dinnerys control Drogon without reins?
Magical connection?
>>71328758
Maybe you should, contrarian.
If 95% of the population loves something, and 5% don't, what does that say about you?
>>71328760
you're fucked in the head my dude. get away from this place
>>71328621
This. The scene was very strange.
>>71328707
Thats what I was thinking, I don't know if bran would ever go back to Winterfell however if he did I assume he would accept kingship and instantly give Jon the name Stark and then give him true kingship
>>71328731
>95% of /got/ loved this episode.
95% of /got/ is reddit and tumblr scum
kill yourself
>>71328763
Did we see her burn like High Sparrow? I recall she had a plan when she showed the paper to her grandma. Then again, offscreen deaths seems to be the norm these days.
wait so Margaery survived??? we didn't exactly see her die
>>71328772
>Tyrell
>Grandmother all thats left
>everyone forgot about Loras's brother who is the actual heir to Highgarden and was going to marry Sansa
>>71328772
Willas is still alive
>>71328772
>Baratheon
>dead
Gendry is still alive tho.
I know it won't add much to the plot but they should have done Lady Stoneheart just because it's a great moment.
>>71328767
So where's Jorah anyway in the show?
>>71328621
idk haha. torture?
>>71328799
k, 95% cpl hrs after ep ends, really kys brad
Just got home, couldn't watch the episode. Someone want to break it down for me? Were the leaks correct?
Preston
Will we ever see Jorah again?
>>71328621
rape with his zombie dick
>>71328621
best part of the whole season desu
Goodbye /got/, you are the only reason I come to /tv/
had fun shitposting with ya'll
>>71328808
If you don't like this place feel free to leave.
We love this show and this episode.
>>71328816
we didn't see stannis die either and yet he's definitely dead
Who is King Smoot? I hear the name from time to time but don't know who he is?
I must have missed something?
>>71328813
She was right in front of him. She dead, like mah nigga Ned.
yes yes, well done littlefinger, well done littlefinger...HOWEVER
>>71328816
no, she blew up.
>>71328826
Searching for a cure, my bet is Asshai.
>>71328724
There was a time pass between the dorne scene and the final scene since Danys fleet had both Martell and Tyrell ships. Do they need to explicitly show Varys traveling for people to understand that?
>>71328772
>Only Jaime and Cersi left
mfw
>tfw most the northern lords are shown up by a 10 year old girl
>>71328817
He's not in the show. a lot of characters are written out matey.
>>71328817
>>71328818
Willas Tyrel doesn't exist in the show.
>>71328845
no we don't, you are a fucking summerfag who likes jonsa, kys
>>71328845
Why? Your shit general will be banned shortly.
>>71328726
Nope, everyone wants the white pussy hair.
>>71328832
>so mad he can't even spell
How's the edge?
>>71328621
rape
>>71328731
>This is the best show ever
You need to be 18+ to post here
What was the point of locking up her two dragons?
Do they just magically obey her now?
>>71328823
And Edric storm I believe
>>71328817
Loras doesn't have a brother in the show. Garland and Willas are cut. Sansa was going to marry Loras.
>>71328816
Nigga, she's right next to the HS when the Sept explodes, there's no way she isn't dead
>>71328772
>Greyjoy
>3 left
4 alive that they've shown so far, obviously not counting Victarion.
Theon, Yara, Euron, Aeron
>>71328878
>In the city of the north
>>71328841
pics or webms?
>>71328767
the cuckshed
"don't come back until you have a 10 inch cock"
or something to that same effect
>>71328483
>implying there will ever be another book
>>71328878
So progressive. It's like I'm watching Tumblr: The animated series.
>>71328772
House Tarly will rule for a thousand years
So Jon is related to Dany?
>>71328894
anhero fgt
>>71328798
Yeah it was established a while ago that she has a connection to her dragons
>>71328883
>no we don't
look at this >>71328605 then, why would everyone like this episode if it was "bad" according to you?
>>71328901
Edric Storm doesn't exist in the show, he has been merged with Gendry Waters.
>>71328918
No.
Did anyone else like Littlefingers's stance at the end when he looked at Santa?
He always looks so cool.
>>71328813
Will the pain ever stop?
>>71328901
Edric Storm hasn't been shown in the show. His plotline was folded into Gendry's.
>>71328858
>>71328873
>>71328906
nooo... they wounldn't kill her off just like that. she has a bigger role to play in this... I'm sure she survived
Even though they had to use their SHOCKING CHARACTER DEATHS cliche to accomplish it, I like the direction they took Cersei, seems faithful to the books.
Did Cersie plan for Tommen to commit suicide?
>Left him in a room where he can see the building perfectly fine
>blow it up infront of him, killing his wife and his cult
>leave him alone without anyone to comfort him, instead decides to torture the "shame" bitch
>>71328858
Stannis isn't dead.
>>71328682
Upvoted
>>71328881
No fucking way
>it's a Jon/North scene
>>71328621
rape
>>71328906
Lady Crane patched her up after she fell in the river.
>>71328932
Dany is his aunt
>>71328939
strawpoll is and always has been bullshit, u stupid fucking shill
>>71328767
Might as well be, their plotlines are completely irrelevant now.
>>71328955
No, that doesn't make any sense to conclude.
>>71328966
>DAKINGINDANORF
Scenes women will never understand
>>71328909
I don't think it's Aeron, just some random priest.
I'm going to KMS now that Smirkfu is dead.
>>71328816
By that logic tommen is alive too. We didnt see him die
why didnt they show they wildfire and the battle of the blackwater in the intro to remind us?
>>71328932
Yes, Daenerys older brother who died during Roberts rebellion is Jons father.
>>71328644
which means that Kings Landing arc will be settled within the first two episodes, leaving the rest to
WINNING
ONE
FOR
DA
NORF
>>71328955
I think she just wanted to show him who's boss and "Here's what I did because I love you"
Mothers are like that sometimes, and by like that, I mean batshit insane
>>71328955
If she wanted him dead she would have let him go to the Sept
>>71328976
>everyone loves it
>entire thread is people praising how good the show is
>b-but it's bad, because i didn't like it!
>>71328772
Lannisters of lannisport still exists.
>HBO will never make another shows as good as The Sopranos and The Wire
What the fuck happened?
Meera best
>>71328775
No.
>>71328746
>lysa makes petyr poison jon arryn so that they could rule the vale together
>sansa makes petyr poison jon snow so that they could rule winterfell
POETRY
>>71328604
>disliking the mormont girl
literally the best part of the episode
>>71328874
How do you pronounce Asshai?
ASS-HEY?
>>71328955
I don't know if she really planned for him to kill himself but I think she thought of him as already dead to her in a way when she finally realized he cares more about the faith then her, probably why she didn't react out too badly when she saw his body.
>>71328988
we saw his body
SHOW ME THE BODY
>>71329011
This show.
>>71328567
Why didn't Arya kill Jaime when he was conveniently right there?
>>71328906
Tyrells BTFO
>>71329025
Pls no
>>71328763
<3
>>71328986
damn shame it wasnt meera instead
>>71328986
So am I, my brother. I just want to be with her in the afterlife.
>>71328986
>Smirkfu is dead.
So, show me her body.
>>71328963
Well, yes.
Not only has neither Willas nor Garland ever been mentioned, Loras is constantly called the heir to Highgarden.
>>71328793
I don't know man, thats a big sword
>that 10/10 soundtrack
For all the shows faults the score is on point, especially this episode.
>>71329002
yea k, pls end yourself, it was retarded nonsense, nice camera work tho
>>71328772
What about in the books?
Baratheon
>Stannis
>Gorillions of Roberts bastards
Stark
>Sansa
>Arya
>Bran
>Rickon
>Jon
Arryn
>Robin
Frey
>Shitloads of them
Greyjoy
>Euron
>Victarion
>Aeron is on the verge of death
>Theon
>Asha
Tyrell
>Mace
>Olenna
>Garlan
>Willas
>Loras
>Margary
Lannister
>Cersei
>Jamie
>Tommen
>Myrcella
>Gemma
>Lannisters of Lannisport
Martells
>Doran
>Arianne
>Trystane
Targaryen
>Dany
>Jon
>(?) Aegon
Am I missing anyone?
>>71328731
i didn't say i didn't like it, just that all the fangirling over that kid is for pedos
>be king
>can literally have any pussy you want even your fucking mom if you really want
>maybe even convince Dany to marry you if you let her rule
>your current 10/10 pussy dies
>kills yourself
What did he mean by this?
What is the purpose of Arya? Maybe she should just die.
>>71328772
No, because cadet branches are a thing nobility has to prevent being wiped out.
CERSEI
E
R
S
E
I
I really make they turn Sansa on Jon.
It makes sense for her arc and they haven't turned any characters evil yet, just gay redemption arcs.
>>71329062
Man I would say I need to pay attention to the show but the books are already fucking my head.
>>71329048
Remember when the actors weren't arrogant cunt and the writers weren't afraid of tumblr and we could see some nice titties from time to time?
I think the only tits we got this season were Grandma Melisandre's and that one actress.
>>71329011
they might reboot deadwood one day
>>71329075
i bet you voted 10/10
just admit you liked the episode and stop nitpicking
>>71328986
I'm fucking glad your waifu is dead. I'm also fucking glad Bran grew up and became disgusting so that those faggots who liked him got BTFO too.
You kikes make /got/ intolerable.
>>71328438
>King's landing, take control, take control of your city. this is the instrument of your liberation
>>71328973
was this in the books? or did we just find this out?
>>71329028
Ah-shy
>they're already here, my lord
What did she mean by this?
>>71329084
Tommen was a soft cock.
>>71328955
No, but she'd already accepted the prophecy by that point. She did what she could to keep from killing him herself but after failing to hold on to two previous children she'd given up on him beyond that.
Why do anons seem to believe the actors and D&D about Sansa having tension with Jon shit? Like when they said Jon was dead and not coming back? Or Arya crossing off three names when she'd never mentioned Black Walder or Lothar?
Do you really believe Sansa wants to be the trophy wife to Littlefinger's King when she apparently doesn't like being undervalued, underappreciated or having people not asking for her advice and insight or whatever?
Does that girl use bran as fucktoy?
D&D forgetting about Karstark after one episode confirmed.
>>71328806
Bran is going to defeat the white walkers
How was Arya suddenly able to change her face? Was it ever set up? As far as I remember, Jaquen refused to teach her, and that's the last we heard. Am I missing something?
>>71328606
Howland Reed can says he is a Targ, but can't legitimize him. It would fall to a popular vote. A king has to legitimize a bastard, in the books its pretty much stated that Robb legitimized him in his will. Outside of that again falls to popular vote.
>>71329079
The tullys but i think you proved your point to him.
>>71328571
Is it really that hard to accept that he spent the last few episodes traveling to Dorne then got picked up by Dany's fleet on it's way to Westeros?
>litterally every fan theory was better than what we got
>litterally every last goddamn one
>and it was like this for every episode
Fuck
>>71329119
no it sucked, really it was shit, nothing makes sense anymore, DABID have well and truly checked out, it just tits and dragons now
>>71328733
She's bronns niece in real life. Of course she's going to get more work
>>71329126
It's hinted at in the books but it's never confirmed.
>>71329043
He's not on her shit list though she clearly was eyeing him up for some reason and Jaime seemed to be debating if he wanted to fuck her.
>>71329117
They said a few months ago they would make some kind of sequel movie to Deadwood
>>71328985
you colossal faggot
>>71329048
Those tits are miserable.
Yes yes well done Cersei well done Cersei
HOWEVER
>>71329079
Harold The Heir for Arryn and the Arryn's of Gulltown
>>71328644
Dany's fleet is going to get rekt by a storm and then battle Euron
SansaxCIA plebs BTFO
>>71329154
>w-why didn't the show end up like preston's autistic unrealistic theories? what a shit show!!! ;___;
I secretly always wanted Jon to become kingindanorf and a legitimized stark.. but with the plot heading towards JonxDany and possibly even AA Jon, I feel like Jon is just another gary stu-tier character
I don't want the cliché ending, and GRRM will never fucking finish the series to deliver the true ending
>>71329155
so 9/10?
>>71329140
stronk wimminz
>>71328580
Quality underrated post
Probably the best episode of the season imo.
Seriously all episodes should be like that.
I don't care about the kewl CGI of the 9th episode.
I just want plot points to advance and be resolved!
Also killing all those characters in one go was so best!
There's literally nothing interesting that could happen with them anymore.
Are white walkers only a threat to the north? There's zero chance of them reaching kings landing, right?
So what happened in this episode,i missed it and didn't know if it was worth watching.
>Killed off Smirfu
>Killed off plumes
>Killed off based uncle Kevan
>Killed off kek master Pycelle
>Benjen ran off again
>Stronk womyn everywhere
>"There will be a thousand other strong women"
>QUEEN of the Iron Throne
>Brought back Dorne shit
Has this literally been the worst episode so far?
>all those anons expecting the Manderly masterplan
You never learn.
By the time Euron is building his 1000 ships, Gilly's baby will be a full grown man.
>>71329165
You want to fight?
>>71329167
Yes yes well done High Sparrow well done
HOWEVER
>>71329161
yep might finally get a conclusion
Of course we know what happened to the real Al Swegin, so not sure how much suspense their would be
>>71329165
I think it's meant to represent easteros and westeros.
>>71329058
>>71329101
LONG MAY SHE REIGN. Cersei was always my favorite.
>Jon Snow, king of a frozen, desolate shithole that nobody cares about
>le king in le norf
nice """""""""""""""""""king""""""""""""""""""" fags
>>71329079
Arryns of Gulltown and Harry the heir
Also, there's a shit ton of Tyrell and Lannister cousins.
>>71329158
I would think all the Lancasters would be on her list. She could have just poisoned him, easy peasy.
>>71328844
good night, sweet prince
take this (you)
>>71329197
Everything went 'splodin'
>>71329058
hes a big guy
GUYS GUYS
WAS THE DYSON SPHERE FUCKING CONFIRMED THIS EPISODE?
>Kevan died in the happening
>Pycelle got stabbed
Fucking triggered, tbqh.
>Cersei beat the Faith and the Tyrells
Glorious
>>71329195
Why would they stop in the North?
>>71329167
At least Margery didn't escape on her stupid 'something doesn't feel right' hunch. That would have been retarded.
>>71329176
6/10 tops, i'm not 12
>>71329134
because they dont like sansa, so they want her to try shit with azor Jon and get rekt.
>>71328658
>mary sue
I don't think that means what you think it means.
What's the point of Sam being in Oldtown?
He's not going to become a maester in time and I doubt they introduce all the characters that were in the book.
>>71329227
that bait doesn't work anymore anon.
>>71329209
and Bran still won't have made it to the wall
>>71329197
Watch it. All army's established. Time for war (or a season of filler then war in the 8th season), friend.
> Be ruler of Westeros in all but name
> Put myself and my entire powerbase within one or two rooms in one city
>>71328772
>House Frey
>Dead
Walder has like 30 direct descendants, not counting all the nieces, nephews, bastards, and the rest. I mean I guess Arya could go after all of them, but she'd be killing Freys for a year or two at least.
Also for shit like the Tyrells the house will probably just pass to another branch of the family. That shit is pretty common in royal lineages. Most houses have a pretty large and spread out family tree. Some cousin or half brother is gonna find himself in a much nicer castle when old lady Tyrell finally kicks it.
So we're all in agreement the Nights Kings mark on Bran will allow him through the wall once bran passes it?