Worst movie you've ever watched?
Not the worst, but "The East" was pretty bad by what I remember. Couldn't believe its RT score.
2001: A Space Oddysey
The Omega Man
By far the worst adaptation of I Am Legend.
>>71306720
This movie makes me hate the person I was who liked it when I first saw it,
>>71306720
Period.
>>71306720
Batman Vs Superman: Dawn of Justice
>>71306840
>>71306865
Is this at least entertaining? I've thought about giving it a watch for shits and giggles.
fucking. garbage.
Worst kind of Hollywood bullshit. Everything I hate about it rolled into one vile package. Flush it down the gurgler.
Tree of life
not even trying to contrarian
>>71307019
There are parts I like and parts I really hate. All the male characters are over-the-top and annoying as fuck.
>>71306979
i don't find her attractive at all
>>71306979
she seems like the type of girl who is a massive bitch in real life, you have to wonder if they get enjoyment from acting anymore or just do it for the limelight?
>>71306865
Teeth was amazing.
>>71306720
thanks for posting garden state, and zach braff is just the fucking worst
>>71307095
So youre a woman?
Unforgiven
>movie spends the entire time trying to convince the viewer its depiction of the west is realistic
>eastwood shoots up a saloon full of people and lives
So fucking stupid.
I hate indie films where their epiphany is just sort of screaming loud.
>>71306773
faggot
>>71306773
Edgey
>>71306720
Sabotage (2014) if we're talking absolutely no redeeming qualities.
>>71307260
Threadly reminder that if yopu didn't like Die Another Day then you don't actually like Bond
Delta Farce
>>71306720
Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Attachments
Dinner For Schmucks. Still the only movie I've ever walked out of. It was released during a real heyday of garbage. The Tooth Fairy, The Spy Next Door, fucking MARMADUKE. I'd watch shitty family movies with a friend of mine and we always had a good laugh, but Dinner for Schmucks was just nauseating, boring and embarrassing. I was so angry I'd actually made it to the 45 minute mark having watched it, and I watched fucking Marmaduke twice in a row in theatres.
guardians of the galaxy
>>71307367
It's not a Bond movie, it's a Austin powers movie.
It's a disgrace to the Bond novels. True Bond fan should pretend it doesn't exist.
Some Swedish documentary about two guys who make a fake SUPERSTORE with loads of advertisements about how it's going to change lives.
Then on the opening day of the store, they go around and tell everyone it's a prank and that there is no store.
People are mildly angry, and it's supposed to be some commentary on consumerism.
>>71306979
How can a movie with qt Hershlag be the worst?
this 100% desu
i walked out of the theater
>>71306720
literally one of my favorite movies of all time, despite the cliche ending and coldplay music.
>>71306720
Jurassic World
Criminal (2016)
I'm not kidding, I'm not being contrarian, it's legitimately the least enjoyable movie I've had the displeasure of sitting through. Even terribly produced films have more entertainment value, this one just sits there in the uncanny Valley of good and bad, always looking great, occasionally drifting into terrible, but never drifting into enjoyment.
His decision of acting is fucking terrible. Any way you cut it, it's terrible. If he's wanted to be a cool badass he comes off autistic, if he wanted to be a mixture of badass and autistic, it's cringeworthy, if he wanted to be totally autistic then I'm watching a movie about an autistic man not saying things for long periods of time, he's unlikable, the girl is unlikable, the relationship between him and the kid is by the numbers and artificial, I could keep going.
I also hate it because instead of watching movies I have to complain about how bad it is on the internet before I cry myself to sleep.
enjoy.
https://youtu.be/oLy8T8_Qrig
>>71307640
>>71307690
he's also a cuck
>>71307690
Kidding me? Me and my wifes son loved it! could relate heaps.
>>71307519
what video game is that?
>>71307296
>>71307309
it was honestly garbage. I can't believe people think watching monkeys throw shit for 20 minutes is good
Jumper.
Moonrise Kingdom.
The Cat in the Hat - 2003
you cant even like this shit ironically
anyone who likes it needs to kill themselves
>>71306828
Worst movie you ever seen? That 70s vibe and soundtrack is comfy as fuck
>>71307398
you moron, that was a great kino.
the flick it inspired was absolute garbage
>>71306865
I enjoyed that. Gave me a new fetish.
>>71307690
>it's an anon decides to give trolling a go episode
>>71307690
it felt like a rushed-up movie, they don't reveal the main character's past, he and the husband become friends in a slip second, they do absolutely nothing with the race car, etc.
![interview[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eLa3IBW.jpg "interview[1].jpg")
Even the booze didn't help make this bearable
A serious man and Django unchained.
![324245[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DOmgK6p.jpg "324245[1].jpg")
Couldn't even make it half way. Every aspect of this movie is terrible.
>>71308056
this goes without saying
You posted it OP.
Vive L'Amour
>>71308056
fuck you the tiger part was funny
If anyone has watched this, I pity you.
I don't like the lead actress, but that aside, the plot was just garbage, nobody wanted what the movie was showing. Above all else, the pacing was dreadful, nothing can be gained from this.
>Le Magic Sword
>Dustin Hoffman is a wizard
Why?
However, it did make the movie I watched next (Oblivion) much, much better. So I guess, if you want to prep yourself for an actual good film, check it out, raise your blood pressure a bit, then enjoy an actual film.
>>71306720
Land of the lost (2007)
>>71308068
>watched it via someone infront of me on a plane watching it.
Fucking terrible, it has all you need to see to know GitS is going to be unwatchable.
The Strangers
>>71308192
>Milla Jovovovovovich wanting to be taken seriously as an actor
Yeaaaaahh, nah, I'll pass.
>>71308199
You can go fuck yourself.
>>71308192
Are you kidding? This film did an excellent job of showing the brutality of war and the absurdity of religious power in the medieval period.
Idk how anyone could not appreciate that.
>>71308192
I liked it for the sole reason that Milla is my waifu and you can suck my cock.
>>71308201
Did they jump off the plane?
>>71307873
Damn, great choices.
Jumper is awful, but entertaining nonetheless. Moonrise Kingdom is the only movie I've ever walked out of.
>>71308199
*(2009), my B
>>71308329
i just masturbated, no thanks
>>71308379
>worst movie
that is edgy now
>>71307145
Freddy Got Fingered
it's not even funny in an ironic sense, and believe me, I watched the original and MST3K versions, both were horrible
>>71308339
Sorry Buster, you can put all the meaning you want into a film, but if your pacing makes me want to wake from the fever dream I'm witnessing it's all for nothing.
Do you remember the scene at the ball? Where she had to find something? Whoever edited the shit together must have treasured every shot like his own child and thought it had worth.
Pacing terrible, terrible movie, that simple.
>>71307046
Explain? Mad they didn't spend 25 pages worth of film time stimulating your gun fetish like the mediocre author did when he wrote the books? At least the movies were better than the books by light years.
Human Centipede
>>71308516
anyone who doesn't laugh at freddy got fingered at least once is a soulless husk.
>>71307260
>shitting on Brosnan's Bond and not Dalton's
kys my man
>>71308449
Mila is a qt. A QT.
>>71307931
Love Guru was worse
it's like Mike Myers went hellbent on killing his career after the second Austin Powers movie (the third was garbage except for the presence of Beyonce as eye candy). Everything except his cameo in Inglorious Basterds has been awful
ITT: god tier movies you've seen from 2000-present
The Tall Man was the worst movie I've ever seen in its entirety. Moonrise Kingdom is the worst movie that I've seen recently. I didn't watch the whole thing but you'd have to pay me to finish it.
This shit right here, most retarded piece of shit ever. It's not deep or complex, it's just random and try hard. Anime fans need to watch some actual non-children cinema if they think this shit is supposed to compete with real kino.
>>71308680
HOW THE FUCK DID I NEVER NOTICE SAM IS DUAL WIELDING
>>71308583
She really is. I don't care how terrible her movies are.
>>71308562
no. for example, killing a deer then skinning it and wearing it as a body suit isn't funny, it's psychotic
>>71308744
Oh boy here we go
>>71308744
I know there's a thing against explaining lingo on here, but could you explain kino?
I just know that from Pick Up Artistry it's escalating intensity, but that can't be it.
This and it's not really close
>>71308744
has Studio Ghibli/Miyazaki ever made a "bad" movie?
It's so bad that it's good.
[insert Tyler Perry movie]
^that is the only correct answer. or the human centipede movies, you have to be a total mentalcase to like that shit
>>71307638
Literally one of my favourite movies of all time.
>>71308900
>any Nicolas Cage movie
>worst ever
incompatible premises there, my friend
>>71307873
What the fuck I love Moonrise Kingdom
>>71309129
intriguing premise, desu
>>71307096
You seriously prefer bland and unoriginal movies one that looks nice and at least tries?
I payed actual money to watch Paul Blart 2. Don't get married /tv/.
>>71309205Oh yeah, and Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2.
>>71306720
>>71308680
why everyone is long haired, how the fuck you can sword fight with fucking hair everywhere on the fucked face ?
>>71308891
That wasn't all bad, worth watching for the plot if you mute it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6R0FuHB02g
The Omega Code, a movie so bad that nobody even knows what I'm talking about anymore when I mention it.
>>71309369
You were supposed to watch The Hole from 2001 where underage Keira Knightley shows her tits, you dumbfuck.
I don't think anyone even remembers this movie exists.
>>71309391
I want to say I really liked this movie but I completely forgot what happens outside of him anally assaulting a Mexican or something.
>>71307096
This is one of the few movies I couldn't finish. .
Objectively terrible.
>wannabe patricians will defend this
>>71309575
people who like good things will also defend it
So is this just post bait: the thread?
>>71309391
WHO TOOK MI STRAWBERRY TAHHT
>>71309538
Nah, i hated it too. I remember there was a lot of product placement, and i hate that shit too.
>>71309726
Isn't that what every thread on /tv/ is? Only way to get discussion on this board is by bitching about how bad something popular is.
Jack and Jill
I was seriously contemplating suicide twenty minutes in. Sandler is fucking annoying as an actor and spreads cancer through Hollywood as a producer. I hope gets incurable penile, testicular, colon, and vocal cord cancers all at the same time. That's how much I loathe Adam Sandler's existence.
>>71309689
I doubt it since I posted Eyes Wide Shut, a film that isn't good. And if they like good things, they won't like a film that is bad.
>>71307046
Nice b8 fgt
>>71309846
then again, he'd probably find some way to make those into something "funny" and package it into yet another shitty PG-13-But-Should-Be-R waste of time.
In recent memory? BVS. Wasted potential.
>>71306720
The worst movie i ever watctched in theater was stepmom.
Jersey state is actually a pretty good movie. The cinematography is on point. The soundtrack is outstanding. The story is autist general.
But jersey state gets alot of hate here because it is super comfy autist core so other autists are mad that autists are comfy.
The three stooges remake.
I saw in theatres with my grandma.
We both walked out twenty minutes in. Holy shit, how boring can a movie be?
>>71309391
How could you possibly post this masterpiece?
Not even fucking around
>shit characters
>snore inducing performances
>shit science
>extremely forced and hilarious """drama""" scenes
>obnoxious sound balancingIt was on purpose lmao clapclapclap
>plot is mostly retarded
>autistic editing
>length is way too long
>the ending was shit too
Based on trailers and shit I thought I was actually gonna get a return to legitimate science fiction
Instead I got a fucking 10 hour assault on my senses that only existed so it could have a bazinga ending and make the movie seem smartTARS had a cool design though
>>71308192
pure armor porn
great twist
go fuck yourself
>>71309575
bait
>>71309575
"no"
>>71309575
>>71310102
hol up
how the fuck do you make a 3 stooges movie boring
>>71308551
shack cam garbage, boring story, forgettable action, all around just a joyless bore.
First one was the only good one.
>>71309374
>le epic boys with long hair in fantasy meme
it's an overused trope
Some foreign film, I think it was French. It was called Couscous if I remember.
>>71309374
Because you're supposed to distract enemies with your rugged handsomeness
>>71308891
But this was so ridiculously over the top that it was pretty good.
Its like Crank but with girls.
>>71310314
>snore inducing performances
Actually the performances were one of the few high points the movie had, along with the soundtrack. The writing is standard nolan dreck.
>>71308516
fuck off
>>71308449
>>71308583
>>71308779
>>71309082
>tfw had a long ass lucid dream once where she was my gf and forced me to have sex in a theatre with her
>>71308449
>>71306720
the last airbender...hadnt gone to the movies until deadpool, Never going back.
San Andreas was pretty fucking bad. I watched for Daddario, and only saw like 2 good scenes. One running and one of her swimming underwater.
>>71306720
Probably not the worst ever, but just the most boring in recent memory. I'm not even sure why, I expected to like it but it felt dated and the beginning really fucking dragged while establishing the relationship between Denzel and the little girl.
Also
>Child actors
Not even once. I hated the girl's performance so much.
>>71307260
Wrong
>>71307326
Correct answer
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>>71311718
yeah this was crap. Film studios are great at putting stuff out 10 years too late
Too saved. Was going through old boxes of ps1 games and found this. Watched it with friends for shits and giggles and it was fucking retarded.
>>71308806It's just the german word for "film". Using it as if it described some kind of different type of film is a meme.
>>71306769
yeah I lost interest halfway through. the scene where they all ask for permission to kiss each other cracked me up tho
Deadpool, fucking entry level plebian garbage
>>71307096
Yes. Tree of life.
>>71312180
Is that kanye's down syndrome cousin
>>71306979
simply who is this busted hag??
>>71307638
I liked it.
This steaming pile right here, unwatchable. Can you believe it won best picture? Is everyone in the armed forces a mouthbreathing retard? Do they all communicate in head-butts and stare-downs? Everyone was such an idiot in every scene it made me fucking mad. The sniper scene especially was SHIT, go fuck yourself.
>>71307398
Fuck outta here. Pull Alexa Vega singing Seventeen and this is pure kino gold.
>>71306720
into the wild, and its not close
>>71309480
oh shit, so i didn't imagine that movie.
i haven't been able to remember the name of that movie until you brought it up. thora birch was in that too. damn. i remember having no fucking idea what was going on but i was loving the young keira.
This is toward the top of the list for me.
>>71306720
Space Cop
>>71308068
I was actually taken aback by how absolutely terrible this movie was
it was like watching an MST3K movie, but without the commentary
>random cuts to national geographic documentary scenes
>having convulsions that defy the laws of physics
lost it when
>rooftop fight scene
>get tossed off roof by bad dude, land on ledge below
>cut back to the bad guy, he looks up
>cuts to her flying through the air, coming in for a body slam
did they just edit a bunch of shit in post at the last minute and call it a day? movie was hilariously bad, recommend for a good laugh
>>71313218
Welcome to the modern American Military. A bunch of retards going in to make money because they have no brains, not because they care about the country. A bunch of babies suckling on the tit of a bloated government.
>>71315376
Yeah the editing in this movie made it unbearable. The whole thing felt like it was playing out like a trailer. Also, despite the fact the whole movie was essentially focused only around Lucy, you never for moment even get to know who she even is as a character. You're presented with the fact almost straight away that shes gonna die and you just don't even care. Just a terribly conceived, executed and casted movie.
