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>I bypassed the character development! What did she mean by this?
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>I bypassed the character development!

What did she mean by this?
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>>71299609
you're a meme spouting retard that forgot the filename and only posted this to start a hate circlejerk?
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>swn bypass your foreskin with her teeth
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>>71299609
Everything Disney Wars is terrible, TFA, Rebels and soon eye rebul.
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>>71299690
I bet Rey is your idol, tumblrina.
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>>71299690
Could you be any more butthurt?
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Women are truly perfect creatures, say no and we throw you in jail!
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>>71299939
yes, congratulations contrarian, HOWEVER
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>>71299981
>>71299985
I didn't care for TFA but this thread is low effort shit and has been posted dozens of time before.
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Say what you will about the movie, Rey literally has ZERO character development.

She starts out high on herself and awesome at everything. And she ends the movie even more high on herself and even more awesome at everything.

Rey is the sad byproduct of the modern age. A narcissist character design. The bastard child of feminism, where we cannot have any female character display realistic human qualities and flaws. She must be a super woman at all times otherwise it's sexist.

Women have literally ruined movies.
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>>71300107
yeah I know right?
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>>71300215

Bond is an established character. Your butt hurt is showing.
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>>71299609
hey now, at least she didn't one-shot Kylo Ren!
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>>71300215
Based Bond.

Alcoholic womaniser. He's my spirit animal.
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>>71300278
>it's ok if it's shit as long as its established shit

kek, have some standards my man.
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>>71299609

What the hell went wrong after they got on the falcon? I thought everything was fine, first twenty or so minutes had a classic Star Wars feel, Rey wasn't that annoying, Poe and Finn were great and their escape was pretty cool. How did JJ manage to fuck up something that could've been decent?
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>>71300215
Bond has serious flaws. Doesn't take things seriously when he should and can't into women.
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>>71300215

>Luke goes through a lengthy character development that continues into the new films

>Anakin goes through a lengthy character development that ends with his ultimate downfall and eventual redemption

>Finn goes through a lengthy character development where he is forced to make moral tough moral choices while he experiences a dark night of the soul which leads to his redemption

>Obi-Wan Kenobi goes through a lengthy character development which leads him down the path from naive apprentice to hardened and broken Jedi master

>Rey is a super perfect, insufferable cunt who remains a super perfect, insufferable cunt until the end of the movie.

Rey's character alone negates everything that has been done in Star Wars in the past 35+ years.
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Rey being that fucking overpowered is only going to be acceptable if they

A. Kill her off
B. Have her go to the dark side
C. Have her get beaten badly so she can learn from her mistake of hubris/show how powerful Kylo has become

It's just boring watching a character we've just met who can talk droid, wookie, fly ships without ever having been a pilot, learn how to mind control within 30 seconds of trying, is "chosen by the force", and can best a sith who may not have completed his training, but undoubtedly has both more training and experience than her, even if she did once train as a child. She never failed or was seriously challenged in any true way during TFA. Her only flaw was getting scared due to flashbacks/strange visions upon touching the lightsaber. Something she got over within 10 minutes.

It's fucking bullshit how you aren't even allowed to criticize this sloppily written character without being labeled as some MRA sexist nerd by a bunch of fucking idiots that most likely never even watched any of the prior films or think the prequels were better than the originals because "the originals were boring". Yeah, Anakin WAS a mary sue... in the ONE movie he was a kid because they were trying to pass him off as Jedi Jesus. Even made him born without a father. People hated that too.
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>>71300215
it's only a matter of time until feminism ruin james bond too. the writer of the next movie has already stated that he has made bond more modern.

there will be a bondette soon enough. funny how that is, women feel the need to make female versions of male characters and not much so the other way around. it's almost like women know they are inferior or something.
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>>71300107
>The bastard child of feminism, where we cannot have any female character display realistic human qualities and flaws.
She's sort of retarded and she tore hans ship up. Her idea worked but it was pretty barbaric and Han looked at her like she was a dumb ape
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>>71300310

Apples and oranges. Your post wasn't worthy of a legitimate response because you're obviously a moron.
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If I had a daughter I would actually really be bothered by all off this. This film teaches her nothing. It might be a bit feminist to say this but young women deserve better than this lazy Disney power princess.
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>>71299609
>If I were male I could bypass this sexism!

That's what she meant, you pathetic fucking manchild. Kill yourself.
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>>71300497
>Baiting this hard.

You have a sad life. Here's a pity reply.
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>>71300444
what are you talking about? she immediately fixed the ship in front of Han's eyes and he was so impressed, he asked her to be his co-pilot less than 24 hours after meeting her.

Meanwhile, he was a total asshole to Luke for essentially the entire first movie, treating him as nothing but a burden.
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>>71300408
also remember that we cant even have a man leading a woman by hand now

can't have a man wanting to protect a woman in this age. just what do we want to teach our children, that a girl can't beat up a man twice her weight in reality? good heavens no. live in a blissful bubble and ignore the girls getting hurt just because they thought they could actually stand a chance in a fight.
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>>71300408

You forget that she spends all her time yelling at people and telling them what to do. There's even a few snarky remarks.
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>no character development

Kill you're selves my dudes
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>>71300372
not until Casino Royale has that been explored sans GoldenEye and Licence To Kill.
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>>71300578
>There's even a few snarky remarks.

A few? She's cunty to BB-8. She's cunty to Finn. She's cunty to Han Solo. She's cunto to Kylo Ren.

Is there a single character to whom she displays any form of kindness or respect?
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>>71300447
yet you still replied.

I'm right anyway.
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>>71300535
>she immediately fixed the ship in front of Han's eyes and he was so impressed, he asked her to be his co-pilot less than 24 hours after meeting her.
It worked but the way she did it was pretty fucking retarded. He saw she had potential though and wanted to help her learn. You don't just fucking tear ships apart
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>>71300612
she didn't even get a training montage
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>>71300668

No. I was just showing you pity. Here's another pity reply.
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>>71300622
>She's cunt to Kylo Ren.
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If you think this character is bad now, just wait until the rest of the trilogy. They aren't even going to address these issues.

In fact, she'll become even more super powered and god-like in the next two movies.

Should we even begin to talk about that super cunt in the trailer for Rogue One?
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>>71300215
Rey haters BTFO
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>>71300732
Mentioned for consistency dumb frog poster. She's literally a cunt to everyone.
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>>71300692
Doesn't need a training montage

>comes to accept the death of her family
>becomes part of a larger galactic struggle

She literally has the same development as Luke in the first film
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>>71300215
>>71300778

Pathetic same faggotry.

>>71300831
>comes to accept the death of her family

Never mentioned. Never implied.

Luke actually showed real character growth, and even some level of humility, in the first movie.

I understand why Star Wars fanboys are so upset about this. It must be hard to see your favorite franchise ruined by political correctness. Rey had so much potential, and it's all for nothing now.
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>>71300738
You mean the famous character from the trailer Rebbuhl?

I thought it was interesting stylistic choice for her to speak in the third person
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>>71300831
We both know that is untrue man. Just accept that Rey is an inferior Luke. Luke gets his ass handed to him to and fro in ANH, Rey is always on top of things and the only one who was able to subdue her was Kylo Ren.
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>>71300896
Never mentioned?

Are you retarded?
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>mfw muh silly space wizard franchise is being ruined by political correctness baka jdimsa
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>>71300831
All Luke did was blow up the Death Star with an X-Wing and it was established that he was a great pilot.
If Star Wars 1977 was like Ep7 then Luke would have slapped Vader's shit right after Obi-Wan dies.
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>>71300825
Please give out more points than that anon. If she truly was a cunt she would've sold BB-8, wouldn't care for Finn or see Han as a father figure. She also wouldn't had hug Leia.

And there's no problem her being a cunt to Kylo. Jesus Christ are you trying? They're obviously enemies. Even if he went easy on her at times she hated him for kidnapping her, killing Han and injuring Finn.
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>>71300896
>muh samefag

jeez, you're so butthurt it's not even funny
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>>71301000
I really enjoyed Star Wars as a kid

I'm going to die a very bitter old man when every winter I have to see commercials for Star Wars Episode 89: Finn checks his privledge
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>>71301013
>all Luke did was single handedly destroy a planet sized space weapon

Yeah okay dude
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>>71301141
>single handedly

Han shows up to save him you fucking git.
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>>71301068
i really hope it drops in popularity. shallow, politically correct things seem to do so. ive been growing up half my life thinking star wars need to die off so they are due.
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>>71301141
Remember when Han saved him at the end when he was gonna die?

Wow that's pretty awesome that Luke was mind controlling him to do that because he's such a bad ass

Do you also remember when Obi-Wan taught him about the force which ultimately he used to blow up the station? Eh he probably didn't need that either

Also all the X-Wings that went with him ran away so he could do it by himself

Faggot
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>>71300993

Do show us where the "death of her family" is mentioned in the film.
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>>71301162
The Force was strong with that one. Luke made Vader's TIE escort pilots explode with his mind, then caused him to spiral out into space.
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>>71301028

>But but but yer butt herts!!

You do know that many of us are still using the 4chan+ extensions that give post IDs to everyone in a single thread. Right faggot?
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>>71300003
>rotten tomatoes
Top kek.
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>>71301253
When CGI lady talks to her
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>>71301327

She says nothing about the "death of her family."

Try again.
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>>71300831
>>comes to accept the death of her family
Rey actually accepts that her family will never come back for her.
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>>71301218
Han saved Rey too dude
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>>71300444
>Han looked at her like she was a dumb ape
Han looks at everyone like that. Harrison Ford's just a cheeky fuck.
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>>71301398
When?
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>>71300535
yes but this is Han's character development. He treats people better and believes in the Force.
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>>71301590
I think there's a significant difference between

>not treating everyone like shit

and

>for no reason asking a girl that helped fix one thing to work and live with you after knowing her for a couple of minutes
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>>71300408
Maybe it is just a phase. Superman got hit by Doomsday and Wonder Woman didn't. I believe at one point women themselves will ask why their characters are so perfect and the writers will have to adapt. Until there...yu just know it.
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>>71301317
>4chan+ extensions that give post IDs to everyone in a single thread
shit b8
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>>71301141
Are you using this as an argument?
Did you actually watch the movie? Everything was set up and everything payed off. This was not the case with TFA where things just happened because of MUH STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER.
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>>71300408
I'm surprised that after beating Kylo Ren, Rey didn't jump in an X-Wing and blow up the big death star herself

After that she could use her force magic and resurrect Han Solo because why not

I felt literally zero tension anytime Rey was on screen. It was almost comedic. Even after she gets captured by the big bad you would think "oh man I hope someone can get to her before Kylo fucking mind rapes her or something" but no she just busted herself out and cockslapped all the stormtroopers on the way out while facing no danger whatsoever
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>>71299609
luke also was a mary stu, they were more subtle about it though
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>>71301919
I don't even know how people think this

Luke fucking sucked pretty hard throughout all 3 movies. I mean fuck he didn't even beat the Emperor.

Lukes Accomplishments:
>blowing up the Deathstar in ANH with a lot of help
>getting beat up by a Yeti...oh wait..
>uhh
>oh he sort of escaped Jabba's palace with help

I swear people don't remember the movies so well
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>>71301919
Careful there.
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>>71301367
>>71301366

Am I being trolled? It's pretty fucking clear that her family isn't returning because they're fucking dead
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>>71302009
or

>they could have gotten captured
>they could have gotten lost
>they could have brainwashed or something
>they could have gotten trapped somewhere

Somewhat implying her family could be dead =/= her family being dead
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>>71302009
It was never mentioned or implied they're dead.

Rey's biggest(and probably only) flaw is blinding believing her family would come back to her. She waited 14 years. Maz tells her whoever she's waiting for are not coming back and that Rey knows the truth but keeps deluding herself.
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Luke was a regular teenager.
Rey was already acting like an adult and supporting herself at the start of the movie.
They have totally different lives, it makes sense that she is way more capable.
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>>71302114
man you're just grasping at straws now nigger
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>>71299609
>galaxy far far away
>all their PCBs\wires look exactly like ours .
this shit is as bad as all these scifi movies\shows that have people running around with current firearms in like 2400
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>>71301919
This is what Tumblr feminists say when they no argument.
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>>71302144
Remember in ANH when Luke returned to his house on fire and then a CGI orange said his uncle and aunt might not be returning maybe
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>>71302009
I'm glad the faggots that think luke is her father have died out.
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>>71299609
All I see is teeth
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>>71302127
And that doesn't make for an interesting film, especially when it already apes ANH. I didn't feel anything during the Rey vs Kylo fight, because Rey was holding her own and even outdoes him. In the first goddamn movie.

The ONLY way, in fact the MOST interesting way EP8 can be salvaged is if Rey starts veering towards the dark side because she is already adept at using the force.
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>>71302000
>destroys first death star by using the force even before meeting yoda
>basically becomes a jedi by a few weeks (?) of training
>beats vader in his 2nd real lightsaber fight ever
>builds a lightsaber on his own
>does mind control shit on his first try (as far as we know)
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>>71302197
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>>71299609
I want to shit on her face
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I guess I might be the only one who expects for Rey to be taken down on VIII. I mean I doubt she'll lose a limb but I'm betting she'll have some kind of turmoil that will make her question her path. She almost got a taste of the dark side when fighting Kylo.

Also calling it now, Rey won't end up being a Jedi.
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>>71302145
Yeah that bugged the hell out of me. Some pretty lazy production design.
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>>71302210
>beats vader in his 2nd real lightsaber fight ever

Barely beating a elderly quadriplegic cripple in a robot suit in a sword fight is really impressive
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>>71300494

>It might be a bit feminist to say this but young women deserve better

That's not "feminist". At least not in the sense we see displayed on the internet and international campuses these days. That's common sense. I'm sure everyone agrees with you. I know I do.
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>>71302210
none of these are facts.
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>>71302185
Kek

They still cling to her being Luke's daughter.
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>>71300215
Bond is a highly trained and experienced military operative. Rey is a desert bum with background in scavenging desert stuff. There is a distinctive difference here.
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>>71301141
All his wingmen died during the fight. He was the last one to even have a chance at landing the hit. They all fought together and Han had to save his ass at the last second or Vader would've fried his son.
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I think yout meant
>EYE HAVE BYPASSED THA CHARACTAH DEVELOPMENT
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you people are literally faggots

>luke is able to destroy the deathstar because he was good at shooting womprats
>rey is able to beat a crippled Kylo Ren because she was good at fighting with sticks

>luke good at fixing robots and shit because he did that on tatooine
>rey good at fixing shit because she did that as a job

the mary sue argument is retarded
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>>71302319
Him building the green lightsaber is. After construction plans found in Kenobi's desert hut.
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>>71302484
Women aren't good at things.
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>>71302331
Also, Bond is the enjoyable type of arsehole. You're not supposed to love him. He's at odds with literally everybody even at his job.
Rey on the other hand is a cunt that evreyone, inexplicably, seems to love.
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>>71300215
He is a very narcissistic fantasy but the Bond movies kind of work because he is always alone, if he had friends with him that the plot constantly contoured out of it's way to make them out to be more stupid and incapable than him people would really hate him the way they do Rey.
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>>71300003
>blatant pandering makes quality kino
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>>71299802
>Foreskin
Kek
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>>71302484
It is established that Luke is a pretty good pilot, and has shot targets lesser than 3 meters. But not only that, he was able to use the force to help him hit the target after an ENTIRE FILM OF BUILDUP.

Rey was already using the force FAR before the Kylo Ren fight for cheap laughs.

>rey good at fixing shit because she did that as a job

She can fix the Millennium Falcon? She can pilot it so masterfully? She can just start up the Millennium Falcon?
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>>71302209
Or if Ren is actually an undercover good guy.
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>>71303119
He already looks like Snape.
I love it.
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>>71303149
Yes, yes, well done Snoke.
>HOWEVER
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>>71303149
>>71303200
The bad guys are literally
>Voldemort
>Snape
>Bill Weasley
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>>71303002
>Mutilated Cock
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>>71300003
People like it because it's literally A New Hope but with Marvel humor.
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>>71299609
does anyone else get creeped out by this broad?
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>>71302267
Kek seconded
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>>71302267
I want her to shit on my face
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>>71302331
this. Just because Rey is a scavenger and a loner, doesn't mean she should know KungFu to beat up goons. Imagine if Luke beat up those sand people effortlessly. It would have been terrible.
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>>71301731
He's probably sympathetic because she reminds him of Luke?
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>>71300091
back2leddit
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>>71302268
Rey's mary sueness could be justified if they made her turn dark side but they won't because they're a bunch of hacks pandering to feminists and normies with movies designed by committee.
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"I'd like to use as a vehicle [for Star Wars], Saturday matinee serials which were these really high-powered action adventures that existed for 15 minutes, each Saturday they'd show a different one, and if you missed one you just sort of picked it up. So you never really saw, unless you were a really avid moviegoer, you never saw the whole thing. You only saw parts of it. And so it was designed to be like that...You know, you're in the middle of the thing and that would be the end of it. It was one movie, it just grew to be three movies, unfortunately, because I wrote more than I expected."
-George Lucas in a 2004 Charlie Rose interview
Like the serials that inspired it, Star Wars would begin in the thick of the action with all sort of events already having transpired that would never be seen and that the viewers would fill in with their imagination in fact this was part of the intrigue and allure of the film. This literary device is known as in media res-"in the middle of things." It increases audience interest by not revealing how things got to be where they are at the outset of the story or bogging the film down in exposition.
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>>71305201
this. why can't you faggots just accept that rey is the child of luke and sheev's female clone and that she was taught swordfighting and mind control by luke when she was 5 before having her memories wiped but retaining the skills? god.
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>>71304766

This.

Id forgive them for making her a star child-tier mary sue, IF they make her turn to the dark side.
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>>71302210
>because obi-wan kenobi, a jedi master trained him how to use the force. this plus having help plus being experienced at hitting small targets.
>the third film is set 2 years after the 2nd film. Luke was training during this time.
>Vader was old and slow. Most of his potential was lost after he got put in the suit and taking further damage over the years crippled him further.
>every Jedi does this as part of their training.
>after meeting 2 master jedi and training for a couple of years.
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>>71305816
3rd film is 1 year after Empire
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>>71300215
But nobody is really defending bond because everyone knows he's a shallow, stereotypical male power fantasty in a franchise that's literally built around that fact.

Rey is equally terrible and doesn't belong in a franchise that has had actual character development
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>never piloted a ship before
>is capable of out maneuvering pilots who were trained since birth on her first try

>she salvages parts from old wrecks (like how crackheads steal copper pipes from abandoned houses)
>therefore that gives her knowledge on how to repair a unique, functioning star ship

>never shot or held a blaster before
>is a better shot than stormtroopers trained from birth on her first try

>never used or knew she could even use the force before
>30 seconds later she not only somehow knows what a jedi mind trick is, but she is also able to use it

>5 minutes later after learning she can use the force she can overpower Kylo Ren (who was trained by Snoke and Luke for years) by force pulling the lightsaber to her over him

>she used to fight with a two-handed staff
>so that somehow gives her the skills to fight proficiently with a lightsaber and even beat Kylo Ren (who not only was trained by Snoke and Luke but was also using the dark side to draw strength from his wound as evidenced by him hitting it)

Everytime Rey was in trouble or faced trouble, how did she overcome it? By herself, with her own skills (skills that make no sense for her to have as it was never established she had those skills, nor was it ever explained or shown how she developed those skills).

She showed no growth or development as a character. She was a terrible character and by far the worst part about TFA, even worse than all of the marvel-tier quips which is saying a lot.
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>>71306696
but anon. Piloting THE Millennium Falcon, knowing Jedi MIND Tricks, Force pulling LIGHTSABERS, AND beating the evil bad guy. They hit all the notalgic marks anon. You can't possibly hate on that.
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>>71306917
True, who needs at least somewhat realistic characters with strengths, flaws, and meaningful and logical character development/growth? We need more time for quips, calls backs to the old films and totally epic and cool and not pointless action sequences like the who Kanji Club thing.

Who cares about the horrible dialogue, overpowered main characters with no weaknesses and as a result pointless friends/allies, and epic action scenes, this is shaping up to be a great trilogy!
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>>71301398

Rey literally didn't need help through 95% of the movie. She mindraped Kylo her first time using the Force in either her entire life or over a decade, she mind tricked a Stormtrooper into letting her go, and she defeated Kylo Ren in single combat after shaking off being flung 10 feet into the air and slammed into a tree.

If it were Rey at the end of ESB, she'd beat Darth Vader.
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>>71301324
>Finding Dory
>94%

top laff. Bottom tier Pixar at best
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>>71307105
>stuck on a planet with no pilot and absolutely zero experience flying

Hmm... I wonder how she's gonna get off the planet? Maybe the other pilot who is stranded on the same planet will help her? Nope, Rey will just magically learn how to outpilot trained and experienced Tie Fighters.

>the millennium falcon in need of repair?

Maybe her droid companion will repair the ship? Nope, Rey will magically learn how to make repairs on a unique starship.

>getting chases by stormtroopers and you only have a blaster to defend yourself and you've never shot a gun before?

Maybe her soldier friend will come to her rescue or help her out in that situation? Nope, she'll magically learn how to become a better marksman than trained soldiers.

>trapped in the not-deathstar?

Maybe her friends, who broke into the not-deathstar to come save her, will break her out? Nope, she'll magically learn how to use the force and magically learn to know what mind tricks are.

>up against an extremely formidable foe with years of training in the force and lightsaber combat from both one of the greatest Jedis and one of the greatest sith of all time?

I hope her friends come to help her escape before she dies or gets hurt. Wait, what's that? She beat him with literally zero training or guidance in using or drawing power from the force and with zero experience in using a lightsaber?

Wow, Rey truly is an amazing and interesting character, who cares that her friends and allies are pointless and useless? Girl power all the way!
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>>71299609
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>>71307567
What did he mean by this?
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>>71307567
Go back to tumblr landwhale.
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>>71307740
It's tumblrs and readdits only defense of Rey. They can't actually defend any of the criticisms about why Rey is such a terrible character, so instead they try to discredit all criticisms of Rey by pretending it's just shitposting. That way they don't even have to acknowledge them.
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>>71307567
this really made me think
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>>71307567
Calm down.
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>>71307478

And the feminists fucking love it. They love that Rey is a female protagonists without any of those pesky flaws and no vulnerabilities.
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>>71307567
That was a big post.
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>>71300091
>>71299690
This is /tv/. There are no standards. If a poster sees something happen twice then they can't help but spam it dozens of times.
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>>71299609
Why is she so shiny?
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>>71303002
I will never understand how you people manage to be PROUD that some kike doctor LITERALLY flayed your cock with your parents permission.
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>>71300215
I bet you're one of those people that actually believes there should be a female James Bond.
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well meme'd, op
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>>71308678
She was just bukkaked but didn't clean up very well.
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>>71300215
Bond is dead inside. He hates himself and kills people and justifies it under the guise of patriotism but doesn't really believe in it himself. He can only get a rush out killing, sex, and women but the more he does the more dead inside he feels.

The books are cool because they push this though in the movies you don't really see it much.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>71299939
YDR if you like the prequels, you have autism.
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>>71308947
There's a Q now?

How many letters does it take to spell degenerates?
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>>71308504
For you
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>>71309315
In a few years it will be LGBTOMGWTFBBQ
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>>71309315
5 apparently
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>>71300003
Holy shit, the star wars shill is back.
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Phantom Menace
>The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
>At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have our revenge.
>Wipe them out. All of them.
>I don't care what galaxy you're from, that's gotta hurt!
>Credits will do fine.
>Are you an angel?
>Anakin, drop!
>Weesa make you bombad general
>Now THIS is podracing!
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
>It's Skywalker!
>Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
>Only 2 there are, a master and an apprentice.

Attack of the Clones
>You wanna buy some death sticks?
>I sense it too.
>Boba, get on board!
>This party's over.
>I slaughtered them like animals!
>I don't like sand.
>Begun, the Clone Wars have.

Revenge of the Sith
>Always on the move.
>It's treason, then.
>Do it.
>Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.
>You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
>UNLIMITED POWAAAAH
>Master Skywalker, there are too many of them! What are we going to do?
>Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
>So this is how liberty dies; With thunderous applause
>Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace.
>If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
>I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.
>I know you would, I can feel your anger. It gives you focus, makes you stronger.
>You are under arrest, my lord.

Memorable scenes from the prequels
>Literally anything with based Sheev
>All the lightsaber battles
>The podracing scene
>Obi Wan and Anakin chasing the assassin through Coruscant
>Anakin and Padme in the droid factory
>Anakin slaughtering the sand people
>Obi Wan chasing Slave 1 through the asteroid field
>All the Tatooine scenes in Ep1
>Anakin's transformation into Vader
>The space battles
>The Geonosis arena fight
>The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

The Shekels Awakens has nothing, literally nothing, that's original. It's all just a complete rehash.
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>>71300408
Just wait until she gets her shit REKT in the next movie.
>twice the pride, double the fall
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>>71310339
You know I can't actually remember any memorable quotes from tfa and I saw it 5 times at the cinema (I have an unlimited card so they didn't get anything from me).

I only remember yellow rectum eye woman screaming SOLO! and TR-8R.
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>>71310579
Exactly. There's literally nothing noteworthy about it. It's not even in the "so bad, it's good" category. It's just boring because we've seen it all already, they just added Ma-Rey Sue and a black lead so they can block any criticism by calling people who don't like it bigots (Which is ironic, because the prequels were actually more diverse when it came to its cast and characters).
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She bypassed the compressor, not her character development

Dumbass
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>>71307567
You're not even mad rn, you just posted that for this sweet sweet (You)s
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>>71310817
You're right, she had no character development to begin with.
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>>71310339
>Anakin and Padme in the droid factory
holy shit i forgot that existed completely, steaming fucking garbage that part. but i agree with your post, the prequels had a sort of impact on me that tfa didnt have. nothing stuck with me, i saw it, it was alright, nothing special, i left the theater and it was done.
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>>71310947
Oh shit.
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>>71311054
t. reddit
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>>71311030
One of the things about tfa was that it felt off, the picture didn't look like star wars, it didn't sound like star wars, the aliens looked like doctor who ones, everything was like a bizzaro world version.
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>>71311140
You got rekt, fag boy.
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>>71311172
Not even the poster looks like Star Wars. What happened to that beautifully hand-drawn style that we got in the other 6 films? Hell, even the soundtrack isn't noteworthy, with the only song I really remember being Snoke's theme. It's as if they put in as little effort as possible into this movie because they knew hype alone would sell, just like how The Phantom Menace garnered massive hype back in 1999. At least TPM felt like a Star Wars film and not just a remake, though.
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>>71311738
Snokes theme was from RoTS when Sheev was at the floating water ball opera.

The thing about TFA score is that allegedly Disney really fucked Williams by focus testing and interfering with his work.
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>>71311738
Verily it be a sad thing that the posters tell the story better than the films ever did.
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>>71302145
>>71302278

wrong you autists. They stick with current tech to make it obvious for the non autist audience viewers.

If the cared about every realistic detail just to cater to the autistic faggots, then it wouldn't be a good movie.
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I thought OPs post was thread bait for Daisy thread

I was wrong. This thread is just faggots
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>>71301016
>If she truly was a cunt she would've sold BB-8
Wasn't her issue with the asking price?
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>>71312330
>this thread
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>>71310339
>TRAITOR
>So who talks first?
I tried
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>>71312330
C'mon you know very well any Rey thread turns into a Rey Mary Sue thread.
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>>71312330
if that was true we'd be posting pictures of 'women' with boyish faces and figure like you
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>>71313701
Go jerk off to a porn star
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>>71299609
All this delicious butthurt. If Rey was a dude, all these faggots wouldn't bat an eye.
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>>71315576
If Rey was a dude, people wouldn't praise this film so much.
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>>71315576
People would still say he was shit and boring as fuck. This character would always be compared to Luke and be found lacking.

There wouldn't be as much pure fury, though.
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>>71308719
women do say that it looks better m8
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>>71315576
To be fair I'm sure they would had couple of threads but they wouldn't have this much hatred towards the character like they do now.
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>>71299690
>not getting the reference in 1460820642565.jpg

Sure is Summer here
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>>71315878
>>71315914
This pretty much.

Even in the next trilogy the new hero/heroine will always be compared to Luke.
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>>71301273
they got shot by hans laser machine gun you nonce
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>>71299609

I like Rey. A lot of people don't like her because she's supposed to be this iconic white girl who will end up fucking a black guy. So everyone starts to say she had no personality, there wasn't any character development or some stupid excuse without needing to say that they wanted to fuck her until it came out she was gonna get with a black guy. Also everything is political nowadays. Motherfuckers can't watch a movie without over analyzing it. Mad max all of a sudden is about SJWs vs Men or whatever. So Rey is this female lead role, so a lot of people just like to bash on her because she's a woman.

Honestly, it's not like Leia, Padme, Anakin, Luke or really the majority of any star wars characters had any real character development. The most interesting character in the series was Vader who had a mask on and was supposed to be the bad guy. Then there's Boba Fett who didn't do shit either, but he still was well received. Then it's Tarkin who's another bad guy.
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>>71315576
>All this delicious butthurt.
Don't project. The real butthurt is coming from the cunts who want their precious Rey to loved by everybody.
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>>71307567
You sound like my fat cunt sister in-law.
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>>71308947
What the fuck does the 'Q' stand for?
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>>71317214
Queer? Honestly Idk.
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>no one complained that Black Panther was a Gary Stu in Civil War
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>>71317350
>Comparing capeshit to Star Wars

And for the record, no, he wasn't. He spends a majority of the movie looking to get revenge, hence why he keeps trying to kill Bucky, and it's not until the end that he finally realizes that Bucky was mind controlled and couldn't do anything against it. Try again.
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>>71317581
Woah there autismo, are you seriously taking this bait? Fuck off.
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>>71317666
>Gets rekt
>"B-BUT I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!!!"
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>>71318047
Why is monkey smug?
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>>71318230
Because he is smug monkey
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>>71318047
>Gets rekt
>posts smug Leslies
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>>71318392
>Being this salty that you got rekt on a Huttese podracing forum
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>>71318475
>Being this salty that you got rekt on a Malaysian Payri illustration>>71318475
forum
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>>71318612
>Still being salty
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>>71312037
>Don't you see? They did this for the people who wouldn't know what it was anyway!

Aaaaaaaaalrighty then.
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>>71318684
>still smelling salt
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>>71318729
>Still being this salty
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>>71318809
>still salty
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>>71318868
>STILL being this salty
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>>71318954
>still being a salty frogposter
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Who /salt/ here?
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>>71319073
Me and my fellow redditor
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>>71319057
>STILL being THIS FUCKING SALTY
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>>71319125
I'm back motherfucker and I just read your reply. And I gotta say, imma put you in a pretzel and salt that ass for sperging up my bait.
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I'm still kinda' holding out hope that Rey's shitty character development will be like Lucas' pottery. Something that will come back to the character down the line.

That being said, I'm sure she's just here along with WEWUZ to push the cuck meme.
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>>71319332
>I'm still kinda' holding out hope that Rey's shitty character development will be like Lucas' pottery. Something that will come back to the character down the line.
Same here.
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>>71319649

Let's be real though. It probably won't be.

Anakin is actually starting to look like a descent character by comparison.
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>>71300215
Bond is a Mary Sue as well, however he has his own series about over the top spy antics complete with gimmicky spy gadgets. It's basically a superhero movie series, and superheroes are always OP Mary Sues.

Star Wars has a lot more established lore, it's not just about any one character. A Mary Sue doesn't fit in there.
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she really is hideous
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>>71319902
Also, she's showing up as a semi-Mary Sue in a series that doesn't traditionally have Mary Sue protagonists. Luke fucked up countless times and was a whiny bitch at first, and though Anakin had Gary Stu like power, he was clearly unhinged and turns into a horrible mass murderer.

Rey is strong and competent and is rough and uninviting for about two seconds as a "flaw", and even then every single character who meets her instantly likes her. Even the fucking villain is immediately fascinated by her and doesn't want to hurt her. Even Chewie isn't the least bit cold to her. She defeats her villain and masters Force tricks conveniently fast and emerges from the movie pretty much unscathed and strong to the point where there's no kind of tension in her character arc anymore. Fucking Kylo Ren has more room to grow as a character and more of a clear arc than she does.

That stands out from both past Star Wars protagonists.
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>>71315576
>butthurt
Why would we be butthurt over a boring character? That's putting in more effort reacting to the scenes she played in then she did herself.
It's like sidebitches of harem animes. Nobody cares about them.
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>>71322519
Literally everyone on /tv/ throws a tantrum when a female has a large role in something. It reminds them of Suzie who rejected them to the middleschool dance, forever solidifying their hatred towards anything with a vagina.
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>>71324442
Oh. Well I'm part of the 2d master race, so I can't really sympathize.
If you can't join 'em, beat off to 'em.
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>>71324442
Oversimplification much? People are criticizing her character simply because she is a bad character. She is overpowered to the point of killing tension in almost every scene she is in and making other characters look incompetent. This kind of character doesn't fit in the Star Wars universe as established by the films that came before The Force Awakens. Plus, she is fairly bland. The people with the real insecurities are the ones who run to the "you just hate womenz" any time criticism is directed towards something female-centric. You're probably a troll, but this post is for anyone who genuinely thinks like this.
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