It's gonna be very satisfying watching this white male power fantasy shit flop.
>Directed by David Yates
>hunky shirtless male centre stage
>Margot Robbie flashing her somewhat attractive features
It'll do decent enough
>>71298871
How can it be THE CURRENT YEAR and studios are STILL making movies with WHITE MALE leads?
>>71298871
Don't worry anon, I'll pay to see it and strongly recommend it, even if I hate it :^)
>>71298871
What are you talking about? There's a black guy on the poster with him
>He thinks this is a new movie and not a retelling of a story as old as dirt
Yea, anon, they sure crafted the perfect buzzword buzzword power fantasy this time.
>>71298992
this
>>71298871
>Live action Tarzan
>not being able to see muscle man butt
>not being able to see visible bulge
I hate it for the simple fact that he is wearing pants and not a loincloth. He was already nude in True Blood I don't see the problem.
>>71298871
>samuel l jackson's name right next to skarsgard's on the poster
>skarsgard standing in front of a gorilla on the poster
subtle, i like it
Haven't seen the movie but in the one of the trailers he's shown going toe-to-toe with a fully grown male Chimpanzee. I'm no expert but wouldn't the chimp easily win no matter how strong the guy is?
>>71298997
It was a power fantasy back then and it's still one now.
you think theres gonna be a phill collins song in the movie?
>>71299039
Does he have a big dick?
>>71298992
/thread
>>71299132
>parents die
>raised in jungle
>no one to relate to
>finally meet people
>can't relate to them. They can't relate to you
>alone in the world because of how you were raised
>you're looked at like a "legend" the same way carnival-goers look at freak show acts like "performances"
Quite the power fantasy.
>>71299132
Explain how that's a bad thing.
>>71298871
All the trailers for this movie seem like it's a sequel to another movie I never saw. Anyone else get that feeling?
>>71298871
>David Yates
>flop
>>71299368
he's white. how big could it possibly be?
>>71300057
Bend over and find out.
>On August 12, 2012, swimmer Michael Phelps was reportedly in talks to join the film to play lead as his debut to showbiz career.[35] On November 7, 2012, the studio was eyeing Tom Hardy, Henry Cavill and Charlie Hunnam to play the title role in the film.[4][36] On November 14, 2012, Alexander Skarsgård was added to the cast by the choice of director Yates, he'll play the title role
based yayes not picking Michael fucking Phelps, a manlet, a bad actor, or a manlet and bad actor
>>71299103
He fought a gorilla in the book. It's really not that realistic.
>>71298871
WHITE SUPREMACY IS OVER
Curious how I can get a body like that by the end of the summer
>>71299604
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but anon there is a white male its ME-SAAG-ONY.
>>71299890
It takes place after he moves to England.
>>71300282
Body switching move like Captain Ginyu.
