ITT: Movie premises you'd want to see
>Kevin McCallister must protect his home from a hoard of zombies
Yeah, it'd be a comedy, but watching zombies getting smacked in the face with paint cans would be the funniest thing ever.
ITT: stolen ideas from cracked.com
>Kevin locks door
>film finishes
>le ebin zombies!!!! XD
>>71298876
I haven't visited Cracked in over a year. I've even blocked the website so I don't accidentally get linked there.
why did the zombie turn into a skeleton?
>>71298884
What about the glass windows or the cat flap?
>>71298928
Well they ran a pretty good counterfactual and body count estimate of this exact scenario. I'd check out the article slobadon mybroskevich
>>71298943
SERIOUSLY FUCKING WHY?
>>71298965
>kevin locks door and shuts up
>film finishes
shit idea
the fun of the home alone movies is watching a pair of stupid adult criminals get bested by a child
zombies are literally mindless and thus boring
>Home Alone 3
>Parents forgot Kevin again
>But there are also snakes on their plane
>Meanwhile at home Kevin must confronts an army of Terminators lead by the cyborg versions of Harry and Marv
>But they also have to take shelter from an asteroid that will land on the city, causing great destruction
>But the Kevin from the future (Macaullay Culkin himself) will come back to warn the kid Kevin about another threat: aliens, who need one of Kevin's toys.
>>71299118
>>Home Alone 3
Should we tell him, /tv/?
