Kurt Russell.
Zach Efron
The guy from Godzilla 2014.
Michael Fassbender
David Hayter
>>71297389
David Hayter.
Angelina Jolie
Idris Elba, he would be transgender
the pres would be a woman, too
Me
>>71297389
Kurt Russell.
Kiefer Sutherland
David Hayter
Melissa McCarthy
>>71297407
/thread
>>71297389
LA>NY
>>71297389
Emily Blunt.
Iroquois Pliskin
>>71297552
take my money
>>71297516
>>71297457
>>71297453
Hell get him to write it too what else does he have to do?
>>71297407
Kate Hudson would fulfill our woman quota and she's his daughter.
Bale
>>71297457
He has no screen charisma
Karl Urban
>>71297581
Japanese knockoffs are no substitute
Idris Elba
Only racists disagree
>>71297642
You're right, they should get a male model that looks the part and have hayter dub over for the voice.
>>71297389
Eastwood's son.
>>71297389
>Escape from New York is being remade. Who should they cast as Snake?
I'll cast my fist up their ass's.
>>71297389
The reddit choice, and perhaps the right choice
>>71297614
Man i have fucking same hairstyle with him but my stache is much weaker like teen boy
>>71297486
Obviously the oppressive government with be conservative Christian.
>>71297782
This. Like Snake he comes across as a sonofabitch who'd backstab you a moment's notice.
>>71297782
kojima gtfo
>>71297389
>should we try and write a new movie?
>lol fuck no, lets take an exisiting one, we'll ruin it, but people will still watch. easy cash grab!
>>71297433
The actor is so memorable nobody knows his name
A black woman.
We're in 2016 afterall
these two were basically remakes/rip-offs of Escape from NY and they were shit. I hope the actual remake is better.
>>71297614
Bale would be better in a Captain Ron remake
>>71298139
Atleast Lockout was fun.
>>71297642
>>71297714
he was fine on screen in The Guyver 2
>>71297887
Like in Escape from LA?
That guy from John Carter of Mars
>>71298055
They essentially remade it with Escape From LA anyhow. Whatever they do now can't be any worse than that was.
![05-bucky-4-winter-soldier.nocrop.w529.h405[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TnbUO7r.jpg "05-bucky-4-winter-soldier.nocrop.w529.h405[1].jpg")
>>71297389
David Hayter Kek wills it
>>71298272
although I agree that LA is a pale parody of NY saying "Whatever they do now can't be any worse than that was" is grossly underestimating how shitty Hollywood is at the moment.
>>71297389
Bryan "the Cranberry" Cranston
>it won't be Escape from Detroit
they had one job
>>71297552
i'd watch that.
>>71297651
I instantly thought this
It should be Escape from Mars instead of anything else.
It really should be either Kurt Russel, Karl Urban or Sebastian Stan.
>>71298502
But that wouldn't be futuristic?
And it would violate the 21st century sensibilities of portraying African Americans in villainous roles.
>>71298117
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>71298599
I vaguely seem to recall John Carpenter did say something about if had ever done a third that it would be on a space station or the moon or something.
>>71297552
10/10
You can even soft reboot it by making it his daughter
>>71298502
Movies like this are supposed to be fantasy, not something that you can experience for yourself in reality.
>>71298868
if he put on like 30 pounds of muscle like Batfleck did, then yeah i can totally see it.
David Hayter
>Get Kojima to Direct.
>>71298139
>>71298502
You can't outrun niggers so the movie would be too unrealistic
>>71297389
First half of the movie Snake would be played by Jai Courtney and the second half would be Sam Worthington.
>>71298911
Seriously fuck off.
David Hayter is a terrible actor, and the only reason you and the other anons are throwing his name is because you want the "LOL now he played TWO Snakes xD" connection.
Kill yourself.
>>71298985
>in the second half, Plissken has an eyepatch over his right eye instead of his left
And it would be the only thing people would notice was different.
>>71298804
this
>>71297464
Honestly that would probably work out really well.
just add an eyepatch
>>71298989
>doesn't like The Guyver 2
Tell me, what's it like being a joyless prick?
>>71297407
this desu
WHY?Why do they have to ruin and completely fuck up every good old movie with some bullshit remake,reboots or whatever..Its just Escape from New York/Escape from LA these 2,just leave it as this....fuckin pricks ruining movies.
>>71299154
He's already too old
channing tatum
seth rogan as taxi driver
>>71299229
>Why do they have to ruin
As needless as remakes are, literally nothing is being ruined by them.
It's not like Hollywood completely removes the physical and digital copies of the old films in addition to wiping every single human's memories of the movies.
David Hayter? Why not pick Karl Urban? They look the same and Karl can act.
>>71299198
Liking the Guyver 2 has nothing to do with David Hayter being a good actor or not.
Hideo Kojima
>>71297407
fucking /thread right here
>>71299358
actually it ruins the possibility of a good new entry when Hollywood is spending its time making shitty reboots.
>>71297552
I thought the Kurt Russell post was /thread
but holy fuck now I want this.
>>71299403
It has to do with showing he has sufficient acting chops to perform in something tongue-in-cheek like EFNY
>>71298972
the fastest freerange land-nigger we've clocked was 35mph. why do you think we hold the olympics? anywho, write in some cybernetics and presto: our hero can outrun the horde. the drama comes from escorting the non-cyborg Blonde White Female President.
>>71299463
Do you honestly think current Hollywood would use the money used on remakes on anything original or of value?
>>71299358
yeah the old movies still exist,but they legacy they have left is completely destroyed.I really liked both of the old movies,and im sure if this bullshit remake gets released ill probably turn to hate the old ones and pretend they dont exist.
>>71299545
>they legacy they have left is completely destroyed
It isn't.
>ill probably turn to hate the old ones and pretend they dont exist.
Just so you know, this was honestly the dumbest thing I've read this day.
>>71299532
On occasion. Old and crusty as I may be, there's usually still one or two movies that come out every year which I find to be genuinely good.
>>71299621
Those movies don't come at the expense of another remake.
Remakes don't come at the expense of something original.
>>71298302
Let it be so.
ITT people not realizing the age we live in. The only acceptable, non racist, non sexist answer is Zoe Saldana
>>71299679
Doesn't matter, what I originally meant is that for example we aren't getting the ghostbusters sequel we've waited 25 years for because instead they greenlit a shitty reboot made by an entirely less talented group of actors, writers and artists.
>>71299742
This.
I want to be able to tell my wife's grandchildren I was on the right side of herstory
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
He's in every other remake. Might as well make it a straight flush.
>>71297725
>ass's
Loved it; will use.
>>71299742
>Zoe Saldana
Oh, so every African American is as beautiful as a model?
Fuck off, ugly and fat-shamer, Leslie Jones is clearly the only casting choice, you fucking bigot.
>>71297552
>>71298804
Holy fuck if they're really doing this, and it's terrible if they are, please be Emily Blunt.
![tumblr_nffxr3Myoj1s87yj3o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rV36yCc.jpg "tumblr_nffxr3Myoj1s87yj3o1_1280[1].jpg")
recast her
>>71297965
You got me. What took you so long?
>>71299792
We're not getting the Ghostbusters sequel we waited 25 years for because Harold Ramis died.
The female Ghostbusters was greenlit after he died.
>>71299871
It's going to be Jennifer Lawrence.
>>71299900
>>71297389
Snake Plissken?
I thought he was dead!
>>71299871
>>71298599
>>71298781
Ghosts of Mars was supposed to be Escape from Mars. The studio rejected it since Escape from L.A. was a flop so Carpenter slightly rewrote the screenplay into Ghosts of Mars.
>>71299954
You forgot to say you've heard of him
>>71299901
The Real Ghostbusters has different actors but continues the original story excellently (wel until ABC execs started monkeying with it in it's 3rd season) So while regrettable that he died, we could have still gotten a worthy new installment instead of the lazy hackneyed shit we're getting and that will directly prevent and good new movies being made anytime soon and as someone who enjoys the originals that pisses me off. Does that make sense now?
They're remaking Escape from New York, Big Trouble in Little China and Starman. It's only a matter of time until they announce a They Live remake is in the works. Who would you cast, /tv/?
>inb4 The Rock
>>71297389
Why not make it a woman?
It's 2016.
>>71300100
I'd cast a molotov cocktail to producers house tbqh
>>71300100
The Rock in Big Trouble in Little China would be pretty fun, to be honest.
>>71300222
Only if the production don't make it serious and gritty. It needs that goofy spirit (which Rock can pull off).
>>71300100
The Rock has already been confirmed for Big Trouble remake
>>71300141
why not make Snake a bag of Sun Chips?
>>71297552
Want.
>>71297782
He projects the "I dont give a shit" attitude which is quintessential for the character
>>71297965
>>71300100
John Cena
>>71300142
Perfect answer.
>>71300222
Eh, The Rock has plenty of charisma but a Big Trouble in Little China remake will never ever be good because whoever writes it will play it safe to avoid pissing off overly sensitive faggots. The original movie was full of hilarious Chinese stereotypes, the remake will probably be full of dull politically correct humor.
>>71298139
>Lockout
>shit
U wot m8. It was solid. More solid than Escape From LA.
Kurt Russell had done mainly comedy before doing Snake so I think they should cast another comedian. Paul Rudd or Bill Hader. Hader can do voices and Rudd is already Ant Man so he'd be my top pic.
>>71297389
No one is good enough. Kurt is pure 80's. The hair, the poise, and the masculinity. They literally don't make males like him anymore.
>>71297552
I'd rather watch Blunt as Snake than some generic meathead like Jai Courtney they're gonna get for the role
If Blunt is Snake or Snake's daughteru, How would they explain her eyepatch?
>>71300517
Jesus Christ, the thought of John Cena playing Nada horrifies me. John Cena would turn the character into a bland Gary Stu.
>>71297389
Gal Gadot
Some black woman or something because I'm not going to see it. Whole point of these stupid remakes is to make money and people want to see females and PoCs replace white guys so just go with it. Literally won't change my perspective because I'm not acknowledging its existence, like those other cash-grabs they're doing.
>>71297407
He could easily do it again. Would actually be great. I love both escapes.
>>71300338
I was asking who would you cast in the inevitable They Live remake.
>>71299358
>It's not like Hollywood completely removes the physical and digital copies of the old films
See: Star Wars, the original trilogy.
They do their damnedest to try and make us forget the originals while selling us on the new movies with nostalgia. It makes no fucking sense at all.
>>71300338
>The Rock as Wang
>instead of Chinatown with a second-generation asian-american you've got black samoan shit going on, dove-tailing off of the Disney movie as well
Could be interesting.
>>71301164
That's got absolutely nothing to do with Hollywood and you know it.
some nu male cuck will get the part anyway, there are no men left in hollywood except maybe fassbender and gosling
>>71301164
Remind me again, when did this Great Star Wars Purge occur?
Because I can literally turn my head to the right to see my copies of the Original Trilogy and Prequel trilogy.
And any remake or sequel won't change that.
And
>while selling us on the new movies with nostalgia
LITERALLY means that they're not trying "their damnedest to try and make us forget the originals"
A Hollywood executive holds a gun to your head and says one of John Carpenter's movies has to be remade and you're going to decide which one. Which one would you choose?
>>71299792
>we aren't getting the ghostbusters sequel we've waited 25 years for because instead they greenlit a shitty reboot
Everyone turned down doing a sequel. It was never going to happen and then Ramis died so they decided to do a reboot instead.
>>71301164
That's just George Lucas being an egotistical autist. No one else in Hollywood tries to make us forget the originals.
>>71301308
Ghosts of Mars.
A remake could not possibly be worse.
>>71300546
Its been years since I seen't it but holy shit that ending was radical.
>How about a kiss goodbye?
>No.
If I recall correctly it was something like that
>>71297389
>Its a hollywood completely ruins a classic movie episode
>>71301319
you should probably read replies before you open your trap >>71300099
>>71301308
Ghosts of Mars, obviously.
That shit made no fucking sense.
>>71297389
Mindy Kaling.
It's 2016, you misogynistic bigots!
>>71301299
>when did this Great Star Wars Purge occur?
When they stopped producing the versions of the film George didn't tamper with.
>Because I can literally turn my head to the right to see my copies of the Original Trilogy and Prequel trilogy.
I can turn my head and find my old copies I've played a thousand times and got the shit beat out of them. The quality is eroding because that's what happens to fucking VHS and once it's gone, there'll be no way for me to legally watch the non-"enhanced" cut with Han recycling dialogue a scene later and the wacky cantina singer.
I'll be able to buy the reboot on blu-ray though, for sure. That is, until they reboot Star Wars again.
>>71297389
LIQUID!
>>71301308 (You)
>>71301410
>>71301670
I forgot to say:
>HARD MODE: you can't say Ghosts of Mars, The Ward or any of his 90s films
>>71297782
He's almost as old as Kurt Russel.
Might as well just put Kurt in it.
Your opinions are futile. It's either going to be a diversity recast or they'll go with the action star of the moment - probably one of the Chrises, Pratt or Hemsworth.
>>71301566
>the "Ghostbusters sequel we've waited 25 years" would have an entirely new cast (again, because none of the originals wanted to do it)
>just like we're getting
>but instead of being a shitty reboot, it would somehow be an amazing continuation just by the virtue of the fact they acknowledge the original story
No, it would be exactly what we're getting except acknowledging originals. Also, pretty sure the sequel "we've" been waiting for would be the original cast.
>>71301299
>while selling us on the new movies with nostalgia
>LITERALLY means that they're not trying "their damnedest to try and make us forget the originals"
It is exactly what they're doing.
>Hey, remember those Ghostbuster movies you used to love? Here's more!
>Except those movies have nothing to do with this
>And none of the characters from that movie show up
>And no one who made those movies great have anything to do with this one at all
>Really, this has nothing to do with those movies at all, but you've heard of the Ghostbusters so you're more likely to see this movie.
It doesn't make sense but its what they're doing.
>>71301447
You recall correctly.
"Aren't you even going to kiss her goodbye?"
"Nope."
>>71300100
>They're remaking Escape from New York, Big Trouble in Little China Starman They Live
They are remaking my favourite movies, how do I feel? I don't even know how to feel any more.
>>71302588
You are a commodity. You are the maker of profit. You are a resource. You are food.
>>71302911
But I'm not going to watch them, I never watched The Thing reboot or whatever it is and I refuse to watch a remake of Escape from New York, They Live, Big Trouble in Little China, etc.
>iRefuse
>>71299838
>African American
Zoe Saldana is South American.
>>71303202
So it shouldn't matter to you. You'll always have the original, just like I have the original The Thing from Another World and not that Carpenter special effects drivel.
>>71303374
She is very attractive, Tbh.
>>71303488
Yes, but at least the thing from another world and the thing are two different movies from the same source material.
>>71300100
batista
I know you guys love to shit on it but the purge anarchy gave off an EFNY meets death wish vibe it was actually pretty good. Watched it on whim when nothing else was on and was surprised how good it was considering how terrible the first one looked. Probably better than whatever shit this remake turns out to be
the rock
he's remaking everything else so why not?
where is snake gonna land his plane now?
>>71303202
You are one of the very very few good ones who are actually making a difference, then. Stay strong, brother anon.
>>71303713
Why is it so hard to do things differently?
>>71297389
I hope it's mediocre to kind of good, so Mike can say "Wow it was definitely better than the original." and Jay will be like, "I fucking hate this movie because it's not the original."
>>71298283
I'd watch it.
>>71298139
>Doomsday
>shit
gtfo scotcuck
>>71306677
>>71297457
>wolves
WHAT A HIT
Christian Bale as Snake
Idris Elba as the Duke of New York
Christina Hendricks as Maggie
Jeff Goldblum as Brain
Robert De Nero as Cabby
Bruce Willis as Hauk
>>71297389
Mel Gibson
>>71308651
That's - that's not pants-on-head retarded.
>>71297725
MY TRUCK!!
>>71297948
He comes across like a wanna-deep emo kid
>>71297887
You misspelled Islamic
>>71309631
back to /pol/ - this is /tv/, faggot! hollywood hates conservative christians, cuck.
You know, I hate pointless remakes with a female lead in place of a male lead, but I would watch an Emily Blunt remake of just about anything
>>71297552
As much as I'd be ok with this, I don't want her to become even more typecast as the "strong female character" type
>>71309578
>emo
You're using that word, but I don't think you know what it means
>>71299950
I am not a gay
Brett Dalton
>>71308651
10/10 cast. Well done, anon.
mads mikkelsen
>>71297486
This.
>>71301941
Not necessarily, the new Mad Max was pretty good despite being 25 years later and with a different cast. So it can be done and it can be done well, we just have to demand better.
It's already been remade
>>71297389
Will probs be Jon snow on the back of got hype... Hasn't got the charisma to pull it off though
director - Nicolas winding Refen
Mads Mickelson as Duke
Ryan Gosling as Snake
Tom Hardy the President
Christina Hendricks as Maggy
Ron Perlman as Brain
>>71297543
Seconded
>>71297651
Karl Urban shouldn't be in any movies. His manly, tough guy voice is so overly forced it seems fake.
>>71297389
They'll probably go with Liam Hemsworth. He looks the part, could pull off Snake's douchy cool-under-pressure character, and he's gotten a pretty big popularity boost with the younger generation thanks to the Hunger Games saga and the new Judgement Day movie.
But if they do I wouldn't even pirate it to watch it.
>>71300100
>tfw the sunglasses become a smartphone app
>tfw the reality they show is that racism and intolerance propaganda exists everywhere
>tfw antagonists are ebil nazis pushing for the genocide of other cultures
>tfw the message of the film is to embrace multiculturalism
You know it's gonna happen.
>>71321384
Anon, please don't.
>>71297389
Idris
Melissa Mcarthy after ghostbusters breaks the 2b record
How can there be any other choice other than pic related
>inb4 image.jpg
