if I could go back 20 years, I'd tell him, listen Brendan... the future is CAPESHIT. Here's what we're gonna do. First of all, never get married, have a girlfriend and shit but don't put no ring on it, fuck that. Second, I'm going to hook you up with my fit bros, you are gonna get BUFF, lean and mean. Action is where its at brother, and you are gonna be ready when capeshit calls. If only... would have turned things around for him 180.
>>71293691
if only he had done everything different in his life it would have lead to a different life for him. orly?
>>71293691
he seems like a dumbass retard
he could have got himself back into shape over the past however many years, instead he seems like a lazy oaf. it's his own fault.
>>71293691
The only Capeshit back then were Batman movies that really didn't do many favors for the stars in them who were already stars with or without it.
So which Cape would you have him play?
>>71293691
>he doesn't know about common law marriage
20 years ago Encino Man was already made; he was doomed from the start.
>>71293781
well, there is really no difference in the career arcs between him and Assfleck. I see them as contemporaries. And if Brendan had his shit together, he could have gotten some oddball capeshit, you know, Antman level quality.
>>71293691
>I'm gonna go back 20 years and teach Brendan how to get buff
>George of the jungle
>Encino man
Yeah tell me all about how you're gonna do that
>>71294198
he was baby gaylord buff for both of those. I'd have him get alpha buff and keep it for life.
>>71293691
I'd tell him to go to /a/ and get a waifu instead of being with a 3D pig.
Who do you think his waifu would be?
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJA FORCEO REDDITO MEMEO JAJAJAJA DANNYBOYTBH JAJAJAJA
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