>CRUNCH crunch crunch... CRUNCH crunch crunch crunch...
>riiiip clackclackclack... CRUNCH crunch crunch
>kr-pop.. hisssssssssssssssssssssss
>sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp.... sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
>>71290218
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*edm ringtone*
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>don't live in a city like some degenerate
>usually no more than 10 people at my theatre
>often completely alone
POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP
BANGBANGBANGBANG
>>71290566
Or go to smaller movies.
I think there were less than six people when I saw The VVitch and we were all about the same age so we just chilled and occasionally bounced jokes off each other. Nobody cared.
>>71290566
just like watching them at home :)
>>71290218
>riiiip clackclackclack.
what?
>>71290711
opening up your M&Ms and dumping them into your hand :^)
no fucking sounds?
>>71290711
crab legs
>going to a movie plebstream enough to have another person in the theatre
Cummon kinophiles...
When I saw Frozen (with my gf) a retard came in and sat right behind us. I got superworried but he behaved himself mostly and I thought, not bad, not bad, then right at the climax of the movie he loses his shit and starts kicking the seats, making weird noises, and laughing out loud at shit that was meant to be emotional or dramatic and just generally ruining the ending for me. they really shouldn't be allowed out in public.
>>71290374
Do bitches actually take babies to the cinema? Why would you take a baby for two hours in a super noisy place with lots of lights and shit?
When I saw civil war, i legitimately don't think the Mexicans behind me had been here long enough to understand basic common courteously. One of them tapped his foot throughout the whole movie really loudly. Several people told him to stop and he didn't, because he didn't understand English. The one next to him chewed with his mouth open and didn't sync any of it to loud parts of the movie. So in quiet moments it was just crunching and slurping and ripping of bags. Then one of them got on their phone and started having a conversation in Spanish partway through
BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>71290855
Same reason they take them to the church
>that cunt in front of you who gets his phone out to check his Facebook every five minutes
>>71290218
>Live in a city of 300,000
>Don't hear any of that bullshit when I go to a movie because I'm not standing right in front of someone eating pressing my ear into their face
thank you for the meme op, I'm sure this is a great thread, but I'm just going to go
>live in india
>this is what i have to deal with
https://youtu.be/x3QtIdTxDqA
>>71290855
I had a family bring their infant to BvS, bitch started crying every time action was booming.
>>71291016
>Yow will never go to an Indian cinema party
>>71291016
DESIGNATED
DANCING
CINEMA
>>71291110
Thank God.
>>71291179
Looks like they're having a legitimately good time though
>>71291016
>>71291110
>>71291169
>>71291213
>you will NEVER experience this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GpvtxQmHudo
>>71291016
holy fucking shit
>>71291281
>>71291016
THICC
>>71291281
Honestly looks awesome
>>71291281
>all that trash flying in the air
Imagine having to clean that place upi bet there would be human feces everywhere as well
>>71291361
>implying it gets cleaned
>>71291378
I mean come I bet they at least hose the place down or something, or at least carry out the dead bodies after some poor bastards get stomped during entrance/leaving stampede
CLANG
CLANG
CLANG
>>71291471
if it's a higher end establishment they'll pressure wash all the shit into a corner
otherwise it stays
>>71291016
>>71291281
I can't breathe
>>71291485
what is the legitimate use of an anvil? I just realized I've only ever seen them used as comedy props.
>>71291562
you crush animal hides with them
>>71291562
you hammer hot metal against it, it's how they made swords and shit
>>71291562
crab legs
>spics talking over the movie because they don't understand anything that's being said
>black people verbally reacting to every fucking thing that happens on the screen
>black women going "OH MAH GAWD" every five minutes in a horror/action movie
>>71291605
>>71291608
of course, i feel pretty stupid. what's the pointy part for
>>71291647
You use it to poke holes in the hides.
>>71291281
lmao how the fuck are you supposed to even watch the movie?
>>71291647
for giving something a round shape
>>71291619
going to hood theaters to see horror movies is the best because hood niggas are funny as hell
>AW HELL NAW HE GON KILL DAT BITCH
>AW SHIT NIGGA SO MUCH BLOOD
>>71291562
Making horseshoes and shit.
See that pointy part on the front? Blacksmiths will hammer the shoe around it so it bends.
>>71291714
BUT HOW ARE ANVILS MADE???
>>71291281
Is that a fucking chimp screaming?
>>71291812
With bigger anvils.
>>71291812
From bigger anvils, duh.
>>71291812
if you don't already have an anvil, you can only make one when your dwarf gets a strange mood
>>71291848
>>71291016
>>71291281
jesus christ
>>71291690
Watch the movie? How are you supposed to live there?
>go to american theatre
>whole theatre chanting USA USA USA the whole movie; can't hear shit
>before the movie begins, we all have to stand up and say the Pledge of Allegiance
>after it's done, 10 minute moment of silence "for our veterans"
>movie begins
>25 minute mark, a Ford F-150 commercial plays for 10 minutes
>movie resumes
>halfway through, a Coca Cola commercial plays for 15 minutes
>once again, movie resumes
>getting tired of this shit
>JUST before the climax, a Wrangler Jeans commercial comes on for 10 minutes
>multiple Americans have passed out from heart failure at this point
>movie finally fucking ends
>"Now, please rise and remove your hats for the singing of our National Anthem!"
>for fuck sakes
>it finally ends
>I make a bee line for the exit
>nearly slip and fall from all the butter on the floor
>"Hey! That's him! Stop at once, sir!"
>turn around and look, 3 cops in mobility circles slowly wheel up to me
>fined $500 for not tipping the concession stand
Is every fucking burgerfat theatre like this!?
>>71290855
Screenings where you can take your child are pretty common these days. They're usual during weekday matinees. Taking a young child any other time is incredibly inconsiderate imho.
>>71291889
what a retarded trip
>>71291710
not when you are actually trying to get into the atmosphere of a movie, especially watching something like a suspense thriller and you have tough guy macho's talking about cock and anal jokes when the ring is walking through the tv
>>71291471
they just build their theaters next to their holy rivers and wait for the next flood
>>71291812
with wooden casts because the melting point of wood is rather high
>>71291281
Dear lord
>>71290374
>retarded woman brings tiny infant that can't even speak or understand words to a movie specifically tailored for the child
>drops $50+ on tickets and snacks
>spends an hour of the movie in the lobby consoling the baby
i see it every weekend
>>71291973
>casting your anvil
it's like you want it to crack in the middle of a movie
>go to theatre
>Mongolians are throat singing during the film
>>71291931
>not when you are actually trying to get into the atmosphere of a movie
He was talking about horror films, there hasn't been a good one in years.
He's taking a calculated risk.
>>71291901
triggered the post
you now which one
>>71291281
They're getting so hyped up. Imagine how many women they raped after that.
>>71292097
just because you're a single mom doesn't mean you want your life to be over
>>71291281
>CAM quality torrent
>>71292346
>after
By the sound of it i'd say there were raping at least few of them during the movie
>>71292161
ur mum was throat singing on my cokc last night
>find a nice quiet spot to sit down and unbuckle your belt and adjust the valve on your catheter
>suddenly a group of girls walk in and sit right behind you
how do you handle this situation?
>>71292361
that is literally exactly what that means
>>71292373
no anon, that's probably the source quality
>>71291901
>no shooting
bullshit
>>71292361
If the mother were smart (which she probably isn't, since she's a mother), she would just stay home with her infant, watch a movie on TV, and save those $50.
The local theater is small and old enough that there's still a crying room for both of the screens. It's switched hands four times over the past ten years with people trying to save it from being sold and gutted.
>>71291931
here's the thing though, I used to leave on the east side of Flint MI so I was really neck deep in DA HOOD. so any time i went to the theater in the hood, the hood followed me.
>>71292231
i wouldnt say calculated risk. I knew exactly what i was getting into.
Last truly good horror film i saw was The Conjuring, but i was out of the hood at that point.
>go to theatre
>buy ticket ($10)
>buy reserve seating ($5)
>buy DBox immersive motion seat ($7)
>buy Imax ticket ($5)
>buy popcorn ($7)
>buy Coca Cola ($3)
>buy chocolate bar ($3)
>go with wife and her two kids
>grand total
>$160
Holy shit, this is why no one goes to the theatre with you spend a week's pay for one fucking movie.
>>71292687
>buying junk food snacks
>wife and HER two kids
>$160 = a week's pay
I see you, nigga.
>>71292415
RAPE
>>71291016
why can't theatre shootings happen in places like this?
>>71292415
PARP!
the fact that cinemas haven't been completely destroyed by vhs and dvd absolutely boggles my mind
it's like if people were still getting around on horses instead of cars for "that horse feeling you just just can't get from a car"
>>71292687
>go to theater
>buy reserve seating for matinee ($6.25)
>grand total
>$6.25
>>71290374
>complain to usher
>he removes the woman and baby from the theater until they calm down
or
>leave and complain to manager
>get free tickets to a later viewing
>>71293026
The massive wave of comic book movies has helped buoy cinemas for the past decade, and now there's fucking Star Wars again.
>go to theater
>everyone sits quietly
>movie ends
>leave and go to the pub to talk about the movie
America sounds like a terrible place
>>71293177
Do you live in a small town or high-income area?
>>71293026
Some movies are genuinely more enjoyable in the cinema, unless you have a theater at home.
But watching something like a drama or romance movie is a waste, unless you go with a date.
>>71290218
>kr-pop.. hisssssssssssssssssssssss
Man, I hate when they release the theater snakes.
It's always in the singles only section too.
There really should be some kind of law against this kind of discrimination.
>>71290374
>none of the babies are black
What the fuck?
>>71290218
i cannot for the life of me understand why some people can't chew with their mouths CLOSED
it i'm eating popcorn at the movies i definitely try to minimize the irritation to my fellow watchers by being as silent as i can. that includes opening up my soda before the goddamn kino starts.
>>71292389
Underrated.
>>71293357
my local theater actually publishes all the statistics of where and when the various traps and triggers go off throughout the week so you can see it is random. Of course, some idiots still get there early to sit in that one section that only has 47% chance of an ice cube shower historically.
>KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>CLANG CLANG CLANG
>CAREFUL , SIR! THE POPCORN IS HOT!
>>71290652
edgy
>>71293872
This is why I watch movies at home, that way I know the traps are 100% random because I set them myself.
>>71290831
>watching frozen
Get a grip you fucking degenerate
>go to movie with a friend of mine
>CRANCH CRANCH CRANCH
>bathroom
>*hacking cough intensifies*
>bathroom
>bathroom
>*heavy wheezing*
What the fuck?
>hispanic man next to you texting entire movie with brightness on max
>same guy who fucking answers his phone during the movie and tries to whisper
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>theatre goes dark
>everyone quiets down in anticipation
>SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
>becomes obvious that some dude is getting a blow job
>everyone staring at me
seriously, I can't see the screen while I'm down there. just tap me on the shoulder when the movie is starting. this is theatre-going 101.
>>71290887
BUILD WALL
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>>71291016
POO
Last time i went to the theatre , the ferris wheel got blocked because people kept throwing popcorn and crab legs in the mechanisms and my cart was stuck at the top so I couldn't see any of the movie , I demanded a refund and they laughed at my face saying singles weren't supposed to get on the Ferris wheel .
Fuck Theaters
>>71291016
>>71291281
That's fucking amazing
I saw the Matrix with a friend when it first came out and during the scene where they're in the white room I noticed the woman in front of me had a huge, leaking scab/infection on her head that she had picked. The pus had leaked down the back of her seat and onto my shoe.
Nothing was worse than that.
>you'll never own a theater and rent out a special room just for /tv/
>room is set with diningware and tables instead of the standard seats
>waiter to serve meme foods
>one wall is a giant cage-window to a huge bird sanctuary that is not soundproofed whatsoever and they're in complete darkness
>every hour a man will come in, bang a large bell, and shout the hour before leaving
>>71291281
Indians care so much about status and image it's pathetic.
>>71290218
Don't forget,
>*CLUK-CLAK*...*BA-BOOM*!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! *CLUK-CLAK*...*BA-BOOM* OH GOD WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!
>>71294542
aw thats fucking gross, that sucks.
bump
>>71290218
God i hate people. All of you especially
>>71293293
Big summer blockbusters are the only movies you should see in a well appointed theater (big sound, big screen). Everything else can fuck off to the dollar theater.
>>71295267
Ohh now I'm depressed
>>71299207
>tfw only citizens of freedum country know that feel
>>71290831
What sort of fuckwit goes to see a kids movie?
>>71290887
>>71290218
>BANG BANG BANG
>RATATATATA
>Going to the cinema before 20:00 pm
Oh my god, the OP is the second most defining aspect of seeing movies at prime time (thank god for being a neet). The worst is being fucking surrounded by chad and stacey couples.
>>71300348
as opposed to 20:00 AM?
>get high speed internet
>stop going to theaters
I did fall for the 3D Avatar meme. Aside from that, the last movie before that was the Lion King. I love movies but hate the theater experience. Also, the nearest theater near me has a no singles policy, where the only exemption occurs during penis inspection day.
fucking love the new theater that just came to town.
Reserved seats. Chairs have automatic reclining and are giant and leather. There's like 2 feet of space between each row of chairs. We can bring order restaurant quality food/alcohol in the lobby and bring it in with us. Got fancy trays that fit right into the cup holders and are secured in place at table level for us to enjoy.
It's so fucking sweet, I'm never going to that Regal shitheap again.
>>71291281
>every comment is about /pol/ or DESIGNATED and every avatar is a meme like bebe or CIA
How is it not super embarrassing for you guys to talk about 4chan outside of here?
>>71301436
Last time i went to the movies was when apocalypto came out and only cause it was a friend's birthday, worst experience ever.
Luckily i found a small theater that shows arthouse stuff and i might start going again on weekdays after work.
>>71301557
>just came to town.
A...portable theater?
>>71292398
this
>>71296816
who the fuck are you? shut the f**k up tripf*g
>>71290554
Underrated
>>71291044
Guess he wasn't crying much, huh?
