A cute girl calling herself a "film buff" asks you what your top five favourite movies are.
She seems to know quite a bit about film and you want to impress her.
What do you say?
Tell her that how I feel about a film is more about what you are feeling at the time of watching it and having "favourites" is essentially pointless.
Lawrence of Arabia
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That's honestly the only movie I've ever liked. I just watch movies because i have nothing else to do. I don't really enjoy them.
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
The Matrix
The Big Lebowski
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>>71288757
Pic related series breaks down the wall between different mediums and is easily the best piece of entertainment any medium has to offer TILL NOW.
Problem Child 2
The Wicker Man
劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲
L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Meme Pow
>>71288757
tell her i want to spread my cum all over her face
>>71288757
Ask her "Well, what do YOU like?"
Then say "Really? I like that film too!
>chinks
>cute
I want yellow fever to leave.
>>71288757
teenage mutant ninja turtles 1990
spaceballs
superbad
the empire strikes back
the matrix
fuck pretentious bitches
>>71288757
Captain America: Winter Soldier
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Iron Man
Guardians of the Galaxy
Ant-Man
>all these answers
christ, it's no wonder none of you get any pussy
>>71288757
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
>>71289049
>liking white slags in the current year
I want reddit to leave
>>71288800
>she calls you a pleb
>>71288829
spotted the patrician
>>71289118
Being a "film buff" is the laziest hobby a human being could have.
"Film enthusiast" is just code for boring person. They likely have no idea how to film, they just like sitting in a brain dead haze.
Transformers 1
Transformers 2
Transformers 3
Transformers 4
There is no fifth
>>71289049
disgusting only good grills are Asian Russian and German
>>71289152
Kys weeb
>>71289190
>German
German girls are as bad as swedish girls, only want BBC and ahmed's curry cock
>>71288999
Trips confirm, anon is a real Chad.
>>71288872
I see what you did there, Ash.
>>71289178
I agree, I would never call my self a film buff but I enjoy watching films. Same way I wouldn't call my self a food buff for eating food
>>71289219
in fairness curry cock sounds delicious
The only acceptable answer is "five showings of the new Ghostbusters" you problematic eurocentric transphobic patriarchal fucking white male
>>71288757
Star Wars 4, 5, 6 , 7 and Guardians of the Galaxy
>>71288757
Perfect Blue
Jin Roh
Millennium Actress
The Road
28 Days Later
>>71288999
Girls sometimes do that with me. I immediately drop them on the account of them being insecure and unopinionated.
>>71288757
Tell her "i bet you enjoy the films of wes anderson"
spin 360 degrees and moonwalk away
>>71289152
But I didn't said anything about white women. I will enjoy putting my white penis in my top qt black waifu that will probably stay with me every day of my life because of the low divorce rate between WMBF couples. Do you know chink chicks get a divorce from white men at a higher rate than ebil white women?
>>71288800
>Fight Club
>Pulp Fiction
>The Matrix
>The Big Lebowski
meme-tier films
>>71288757
I ask her why a *film* buff would be interested in my favorite *movies* and explain the difference to her and then walk away in disgust because I only watch kino.
>>71289219
Le memes
>>71288800
Nothing wrong with Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, senpai
Fellowship of the Ring
Dr. Strangelove
Taxi Driver
The Shining
Gone with the Wind
Don't give a shit about the "le pleb and patrician " meme
>>71288757
MOTTE IKE SAIGO NI WARACCHAU NO WA ATASHI NO HAZU SEIRAA FUKU DA KARA DESU KETSURON
>>71289164
>a little too raph
Aндpeй Pyблёв
Il Vangelo secondo Matteo
Offret
Дepcy Узaлa (AKA デルス·ウザーラ)
Modern Times
>>71289371
SHOUNEN SHINWA NI NARE!
>>71288795
Your life sounds awful.
>>71289181
Not yet, anyway.
>>71288757
Is that Chinese, Japanese, or Korean?
>>71289219
Go back to /pol/ faggot your memes are shit
>>71289473
Japanese
Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм (1929, Dziga Vertov)
Cyд нapoдoв or Sud narodov (1947, Yelizaveta Svilova)
Hoвocти дня (1954, Dziga Vertov)
Berlin: Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (1927, Walter Ruttmann)
Symphonie diagonale (1924, Viking Eggeling)
Once Upon a Time in The West
Ran
Come and See
Grand Budapest Hotel
Drive
This chick is doing her assignment for the film and cinema studies. She invites you over and is stuck on question 3. The question is "Using Labov's six parts of an anecdote, explain the function of the musical interludes". She demands that you eat her asshole out while she gobbles on your nob.
Well /tv/?
>>71288757
Eraserhead
Haxan
2001: A Space Odyssey
Enemy (2013)
A Tale of Two Sisters
>>71288757
The things that make her the wettest. These creatures don't deserve honesty.
>>71288757
Yu Aoi is my waifu
>>71289118
This, this right here is a true patrician.
>>71289164
"ADRIIIIIAAAAAAAAAN"
>>71289551
what the fuck is gobbles and nob
>>71289150
This poster spits hot fire.
>>71288757
I don't really watch movies.
>>71289118
>if it's too complicated for me it must be pretentious
>>71289049
Shut up white boi your women look like men!
>>71289551
accept
>>71289576
you dirty rat, you killed my brothah, you dirty rat *datsoundhemakes*
>>71289049
you mad pink monkey?
>>71288757
some gay shit like spartacus and ikiru and le samourai
then she'll suck my dick
Pusher
Apocalypse Now
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Robocop 2 (fuck you it's way better than the first one)
The Iron Cross
>>71289606
wow that doesn't sound pretentious at all!
>>71289709
kek
>>71289709
that gooks ugly regardless
>yellow is better then pink
as if
The Dark Knight
V For Vendetta
The Matrix
Fight Club
Inception
>>71289250
Steph Curry?
End of Evangelion
American Psycho
Dr. Strangelove
7 Seconds per Second
Breakfast Club
Honorable mentions: Amelié, Bill and Ted, ghibli movies, and Falling Down
>inb4 pleb
>inb4 weeb
>inb4 pretentious hipster
>>71289551
is it true asian women have sideways pussies?
>>71289817
*Stephanie
>>71289821
>pretentious hipster
Lmao I thought the requirement for being "hipster" is having non-Top 250 IMDb shit on your list.
>>71289830
Yeah
>>71288757
Ferris bueller's day off
Jurassic Park
Mortal Kombat
Highlander
The Godfather
In that order
>>71289821
How can you be accussed of being a pleb AND pretenious?
>2001: A Space Odyssey
>Battleship Potempkin
>The Seventh Seal
>In the Mood for Love
>Before Sunset
>>71288757
masculin féminin
la chinoise
éloge de l'amour
JLG/JLG - autoportrait de décembre
adieu au langage
No particular order
-In The Mood For Love
-Chungking Express
-Blade Runner
-Drive
-Alien
I sound like a huge fedora tipper.
>>71289821
>Ghibli movies
shit taste you pleb
>>71288757
From bottom to top
Hausu
The Thing (1982)
Fargo
The Royal Tenenbaums
Aliens
Amadeus
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Godfather Epic
Akira
Inception
Shawshank redemption
Moonrise Kingdom
Blazing Saddles
High Fidelity
Top Gun
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Papillon
Mad Max 2
Beetlejuice
Can't Hardly Wait
Lord of the Rings
>>71288795
>>71288800
>>71288872
>>71289118
>>71289150
>>71289178
>>71289181
>>71289275
>>71289369
>>71289537
>>71289565
>>71289740
>>71289804
>>71289821
>>71289918
>>71289929
>>71289930
>>71289962
>>71289963
>>71289999
>>71290002
*laughs*
lord of the rings
dddddd
dark knight
grand budapest hotel
5th one some asian movie
>>71289949
delete this, delete yourself
>>71289709
>making fun of Caucasians
>from Los Angeles
Rocco's Initiations 4
Buttmans British Big Tit Adventure
That one where Nacho Vidal has a knife
Buttman Bendover Babe's 2
Tanya Hyde's discography
Rio Bravo
Clerks
Le salaire de la peur
Children of Men
Cecil B. Demented
>>71288800
>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Don't you dare turning this into one of your epin memes, faggot.
>>71288757
>City of God
>Elite Squad
>Forest Gump
>Into the Wild
>Pulp Fiction
>>71290035
Let's hear your 5, laughing asian whore, I'd like a good guffaw this morning
>>71288757
Dat pussy stank boi!
Drive
Brave Heart
The Road
Disney Tarzan
Predator
>>71290156
>Predator
This will literally get her triggered. Women don't understand mancore kino.
Robocop.
The Sword in the Stone.
Saving Private Ryan.
12 Angry Men.
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
A History of Violence
The Last Samurai
Blue Velvet
Magnolia
Batman 1989
Is a window nearby? Can I jump out it? If there is no window, is there a door?
>>71290198
>>71290196
Do you faggots understand that a girl who "seems" like a film buff is 90% of the time a hipster film student? If you want to get in her pants you need to list a bunch of hipster shit to sound deep and cultured.
Some like it hot
Sunset boulevard
Kuffs
My best friends a vampire
Little shop of horrors
>>71290260
Do you not understand that women don't want a pussy faggot?
Grow a fucking spine and you mightl get laid for once, loser.
>>71290130
Goodbye Dragon Inn
Love Streams
Black Narcissus
The Cranes Are Flying
Mouchette
>>71288757
Ask her if she knows what yoshis farts smell like.
>>71290307
Damn you can always tell how uncultured someone is by how much Asian crap they try to shove down your throat.
>>71290035
テメェが俺様の完璧きわまり映画の好みを正しく鑑賞出来ねぇのか、パンピ?
https://youtu.be/fiMhFyCqPog
Name a more comfy music video
PROTIP: you can't
>>71290298
It's literally not even about the movies, you dolt. It's all about pretending you know shit about meme movies her teachers showed to her for some common ground. Eraserhead is a good exmaple. Literally what "film buffs" learn all about.
>>71289830
They look like some weird evershifting mosaicy mess so no one actually knows
>>71290193
My dad watches 300 every week and my mom doesn't understand why he likes it.
>>71290343
1 Asian movie.......
>>71290510
...rly mkaes u thank
>>71290386
No man who has ever had sex has ever called someone a "dolt."
Stop pretending you know what you're talking about you just come off as a desperate teenage faggot.
Again, my only advice is sack up you cowardly pile of shit.
>>71290438
I have the opposite situation, my mum loves Predator, 300 and Tarantino films with her favourite movie being From Dusk till Dawn and my dad hates everything that isn't a psychological thriller.
>>71288757
1. Kung fu panda 2
2. Kung fu panda 1
3. How to train your dragon
4. Kung fu panda 3
5. A Serbian film
>>71290510
Exactly.
>>71290564
You're such a silly goose anon.
>>71290438
Westerns are another good example. Women will always be driven away from an atmosphere like that because they're more into social shit. They literally cannot understand why a man finds the concept of solitary lifestyle, lone wolf kind of occupation and free spirited journeying all around appealing.
>>71290565
It's funny that that's all you need to know about your mom to know she got around when she was younger. It's timeless.
>Barry Lyndon
>Dogtooth
>Eraserhead
>Videodrome
>The Holy Mountain
>>71290592
There's no 'exactly'. You're a retarded pleb who just got exposed
>>71290650
Go back to /a/, weeb.
Fucking Åmål
I don't give a fuck, girl, literally the best first movie by any director.
Pic not related right?
>>71290710
You should have made the first post, friend. Then it would derail this shit thread
>>71290710
OP said cute and no Asian woman has ever been cute. "Cutesy" maybe, but not cute in an attractive way.
So I can't see how it could be.
>>71290763
Get a fucking job, queer
>>71290672
Awww did you get rejected by an Asian girl?
>>71290805
???
>>71288757
I would go the flattery route, submit to her superior film IQ and ask her to teach me.
>>71290035
I completely disregard the girl because anyone who laughs at another person over their movie tastes in a normal conversation is either autistic or plain rude.
>>71290966
I doubt you would, though
>>71290886
>she quickly remarks she doesn't have time for idle chatter because her soon to be director fiancee is waiting for her
>>71290830
I've never even met an Asian girl because I live in a first world country.
Kung fu hustle
Darjeeling limited
District 9
Armageddon
Seven samurai
I don't care if the bitch is impressed
>>71291000
Meh. I gave it all I have. NBD.
>>71288757
The Host (Korean)
Burn After Reading
Nightcrawler
Silent HouseThe first Silent Hill movie.
>>71291015
We can tell you're retarded because you cant even get your favorite movies right.
>>71288872
>劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲
>>71290988
There's a billions of other Asians, senpai. Just move on to the next. Doesn't even appeal to my submissive preference
>>71289742
You're right, it doesn't you pleb
>>71290830
Asians are as gross as niggers. Seriously, if you ever hung out with them constantly, you would know that they fucking stink, and most of them are plain looking buck-toothed rabbits. You wouldn't know that though with your fucking Chinese cartoons, weeb.
>>71290805
>get a fucking job queer
What did he mean by this?
>>71291084
There's nothing wrong there you mong
>>71289118
I respect that list. All incredibly fun, unpretentious movies.
UHHH
UH, T-TITANIC
MARLEY AND ME?
SAVING PRIVATE MEG RYAN (FUCK)
UH
MARLEY AND ME 2
R-ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD
>>71290044
How's it feel anon?
to be a pleb
>>71290035
>>71289275
fuck you you stupid gook slut you don't even know what mine are
>>71290072
>being retarded
as expected from a dirty pink ape
1> Knights by Albert Pyun
2> DeathStalker II
3> Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
4> Robocop (original)
5> Any LOTR movie
