What do you unironically eat during films?
I put a small portion of every current snack I have onto a paper plate and make one big snack mix
Nothing. I only eat ironically during films and make sure to vomit afterwards.
>>71284993
Your mom.
Taco bell/BK/McDonald's
>>71285038
this desu
>>71284993
Me? I eat crab legs.
Nothing, you fat fuck.
>>71284993
Could you describe, in detail, the process of eating ironically?
In any case, your mother's crab legs are a favorite of mine.
I only ate some cold pizza while watching Sátántángo.
>>71284993
Me? I eat turkey legs.
Depends on the type of what I'm watching
>flicks
Popcorn, chips, maybe some soda on the side.
>films
Maybe some chicken wings, ranch dip, coleslaw salad if I feel like its necessary
>movies
Always a pizza with garlic dip OR macdonalds with extra salted fries and milk
>kino
I usually prepare a full dinner menú with appropriate wine
>Kïno
English breakfast with black coffee, muffins and ice cream
>Ciné
Hot dogs with mustard and salsa (medium) and guacámóle, but I only eat the hot dog part and throw the bun away into a designated bun bin. I usually try to wait for a dramatic moment and try to throw the bun away in a dramatic manner to enhance the moment
>Cínomátóqráphé
Just boiled eggs, hardboiled at first but with a more runny yolk as the movie progresses, then as the credits roll I eat a raw one
I take cherry tomatoes and I cut them in a popcorn-like shape.
I put them in the sun, on the picnic table in my garden, so they can dry.
Just before the movie is about to start I take some cauliflower and grate it into tiney little grains. I put this "cauliflower salt" on my dried popmatoes.
Then I pour a little bit of honey to "butter up" my popmatoes.
>>71285647
What about joints? What do you eat when you watch a joint?
Whatever my wife's children don't want. Mostly cold, wet popcorn.
Crab legs.
>>71285823
The honey and cauliflower is open for change but dried cherry tomotoes actually sounds great for a snack.
We use to watch, Waiting, and Still Waiting in the prep room with a portable DVD Player somebody and bring when I was a line cook.
>>71284993
I never eat during a movie, ever
>>71286025
back to your shed, eurocuck
>>71286157
>not wanting to focus on your delicious food without distractions
>not wanting to focus on a good movie without distractions
Eat, then watch the movie. I don't understand why anyone feels the need to do both simultaneously
>>71286251
American food is utter dogshit. That's why they gotta distract themselves while eating.
>>71286348
Says the europoor who lives in a chicken coop living off grass
>>71286348
Tex-Mex is great though
You /ck/ reject poofs already have a thinly veiled shitpost thread up.
I eat salted and buttered popcorn while talking to my friends and Snapchatting the movie experience.
You're literally subhuman if you don't do this
imma get some kfc for tonight's game of thrones finale
>>71284993
Please learn the meaning of words before using them....
