>finish watching movie
>read its wikipedia page
>finish watching movie
>think it was great
>google it
>it has a low IMDB score
it makes me appreciate the movie even more
>>71283615
>he doesn't base all his content off the scoring bible that is imdb
>he doesn't only watch 5.0+ movies unless they tickle his fancy
>Finish watching movie
>Check out it's trivia page on IMDb
>>71283585
I do this with every movie and TV show I watch.
>finish watching movie
>read reviews to validate my feelings about said movie
>finish watching movie/tv show
>watch individual scenes on youtube and read the comments
>finish watching movie
>head over to e621 to see fan art
>Finish watching amazing movie
>Strongly consider it your favourite movie now
>Everyone online hates it
>Internet critics trash it
>Low IMDb score
Life was better before the internet.
>>71283585
>finish watching a film
>head over to /tv/ and make 5 threads about it
i'm not even joking
>>71283814
bvs?
>finish watching movie
>spend the next hour reading all the IMDb trivia
>>71283585
I remember this thread.
>>71283670
more like 6.0+
>>71283814
blizzdrones pls leave
>get halfway through movie
>read plot synopsis on wiki
>never finish it
>>71284087
adhd kid
I always check to see if actors are still getting work or have any upcoming projects after watching a movie. I'm usually such a bitter person but it makes me happy to see people have successful careers.
>>71283765
Always
>>71283765
it's perfectly normal to rewatch good scenes and discuss them, you're okay kiddo
>>71283827
>in the middle of watching movie
>barely even pay attention because I'm trying to think how I should title my post, what kind of picture I should use, what time of the day should I post my thread (Will euros or Americans like it more?) and any other factors that will determine how successful it is
>finish watching movie
>watch the trailer
>>71283585
i usually go to tv tropes
>>71284236
I've watched Stannis' parley with Renly like 200 Times and Stannis' death like 300, I'm Not him tho
>>71284301
at least you have good taste
>>71284301
I watch Sopranos Phil leotardo clips too much and those stupid shinebox jokes in the comments still crack me up.
>>71284236
>finish watching movie
>document my thoughts and interpretation in movie journal
>>71283765
My ex used to give me shit for rewatching movies. Apparently she has never seen a movie twice apart from a a couple of Disney stuff from when she was a child. Seriously, what the fuck.
>>71283660
It's healthiest to let it dry on yourself
>>71284415
what were her feet like?
>>71283585
>>71283660
>>71283765
>>71283814
>>71283827
>>71284123
>>71284394
Dumb frogposter.
>Try to watch a movie
>Keep pausing it every five minutes to shitpost on 4chan
>>71284473
How do you know he's French?
>>71284473
what do you get out of this?
>>71284206
my room is literally an amalgamation of semen, unwashed clothes and fast food packets
>finish watching movie
>daydream about having a nice convo with Anon on /tv/
>go on /tv/
>nobody replies to my movie thread
>finish watching movie
>this was fucking good, I need to rewatch it soon!
>too many other movies to watch
>2 years later and I still haven't rewatched the movie, even though I think about it every fucking day
;_;
H-help!
>>71283585
>finish watching movie
>look up nudes of the lead actress
>only manage to find shitty fakes
>jerk to it anyway
>>71283765
I'm going to start doing this, thanks!
>>71284722
WATCH IT NOW THE NEXT MOVIE YOU WATCH IS GONNA BE THIS MOVIE
>>71284251
(You), Sir, are a gentleman and scholar. I unironically like your attitude.
>>71283585
>finish watching movie
>go on the internet to look up that cute actress
>shes new and this is like her first movie, so no good feet pics to fap to
>>71283585
>observe a kino
>ask /tv/ what I thought of it
>>71283585
>finish watching movie
>watch the trailer on youtube
Why the fuck did they include images of the 3rd act!?
>>71285880
>finish watching movie
>go on the internet to look up that cute actress
>she has a black bf
I've got a friend who's fucking retarded enough to read the plot of a movie before he even watches it.
>recommend a movie to my father
>a week later he says he saw it and didn't understand
>says he fast-forwarded all the "boring parts" and skipped to the action
>>71286916
>watching cinemas for the plot
your m8 is a true kinophile
>>71287079
His favorite movie is The Hobbit. Like fucking hell he's a kinophile.
>>71283670
>>71284066
more like 7.0+
>Read wikipedia synopsis of a flick
>Watch the scenes uploaded to movieclips on youtube
>Post on /tv/ to say it's shit but only after double checking the metacritic score just in case it's good
>movie is "based on true events"
>straight on the internet to see how accurate it really was
I thought I was the only one.
I love you guys...
>>71284251
Story of my life pham
>>71287052
Recommend your father to watch Lost Highway
>>71283690
this x1000
![c070baff059eb5a3d3a6071f5903e4b0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jN2TKEn.jpg "c070baff059eb5a3d3a6071f5903e4b0[1].jpg")
>Finish movie
>Watch the parental guide on IMDB
>read storyline
>study cover
>write down expectations of the film
>no less than 20 expectations
>give rating based on how many of my expectations that was met
>>71284726
BROTHERR
>people here actually take IMdB's scores seriously
wtf? I hate /tv/ now
>>71289791
/tv/ is Reddit 2.0 at this point. Just look at all the GoT threads.
>>71288737
>it's another "google gives fuck all for image search results" episode
>>71287499
>movie is "based on true events"
>turn off movie
Aside from Fargo and Blair Witch, this is an instant boner kill for me.
>>71289379
>look at the parental guide on IMDb
>eagerly anticipate the scene where half a nipple is supposedly shown
>>71284726
kek
>finish watching movie
>look up cute actor's other movies
>watch them all in in one day
>Finish watching movie
>Find the soundtrack on youtube and listen to the whole thing
>>71283690
muhnigga
>>71283765
NNNNNYES!
>>71284722
wat flim
>>71283585
>finish watching movie
>I'll never be rich or famous
>I'll never get the girl
>both my life and death will be unremarkable
>they all looked so happy
>finish watching long movie
>get up and walk around
>>71292124
>finish watching movie
>think it was great
>go to /tv/ and shitpost about how said movie is shit and insult anyone who liked it
>>71292859
now your talking my language
>>71283690
yes!
>>71283585
>finish watching movie
>search for porn based on the movie
>>71284722
>finish watching a great movie
>keep it in the mind archive for rewatching after 1+ year(s)
>>71293103
>mind archive
?
>>71291701
this
>>71293148
aka my memory
Specifically where I keep great movies to age like wine
>>71284627
this
>>71291701
are you me?
>>71284251
>thread only gets 3 replys
>>71283585
I do that to see if I missed anything about an event or character motivation, usually it's something chemistry or anatomy-related like ''Blofeld dies as a result of explosive decompression''.
>finish watching movie
>read its wikipedia page because I could only understand 2/3rds of what they were speaking thanks to heavy accent
see No Country for Old Men
>>71294651
You have to go back
>>71283814
>finish watching movie
>it's shit
>like really shit, full of liberal-agenda garbage that was hamfisted shoveled in a C+ plot with B actors and shitty music
>nobody anywhere else thinks so despite it being glaringly obvious
>get good scores across the board on every review website
>year later everyone says it was shit
>>71294856
what movie are you describing?
>>71283690
always do this
>>71294949
If you can guess I'll give you a treat
>>71283690
especially while the end credits music is still playing
>>71283690
Aw shit that's actually pretty comfy, reading Inception now
>>71284722
>finish watching movie
>go to find hot pics of the actress
>there are none, she's literally only hot in that movie
Fugg
>>71295168
I know that feeling all too well, famalan.
>>71284394
Muh nigga. I've been starting to do that too
>finish watching movie
>go to the /tv/ archive and look up old threads about it
>Middle of watching TV show series
>Check character on the show's wiki to find the actress
>Status: Deceased
>halfway through movie
>google actresses from the movie
>look them up on wikifeet
> Finish movie
> Look up qt actress on Wikipedia
> She's unmarried and single
-straightens tie and pops a breath mint-
>finish watching movie
>act like the main character for weeks afterwards
>>71283585
>About to watch a movie
>read it's Wikipedia page
>get confused by the plot
>read plot summary on wikipedia up to the current scene
>finnish movie
>turns out it´s actually directed by bergman
>>71296304
>Finish movie
>Look up qt3.14 on wikipedia
>shes been dead for 2 decades
>>71294997
Boyhood.
>>71287125
6.0+ if it's in a genre I like, 7.0+ for everything else, 8.0+ for romcoms, and non-english flims.
>>71284251
>finish watching film
>go to bed, thinking of the film, thinking of making a /tv/ thread
>fall asleep thinking up the perfect /tv/ thread
>wake up, remember the idea, realize it's shit
>thread is never made
>>71295001
oh man
>Finish watching a movie
>Go read Rotten Tomatoes to better structure my opinion and thoughts on it
>>71283690
>Finish watching a movie
>Check out its trivia page on IMDb
>It's a movie released in 2016, so there's no trivia for it
>>71283765
>Finish watching movie/tv show
>Google a song that I really enjoyed from it
>Listen to it on youtube
>Comment section consists of people going "I saw this from [X]" and "Who else here because of [X]?"
>Finish watching movie
>Check the 4plebs /tv/ archive
>Search for the movie's title
>Only results are one or two threads about the movie with no replies and unrelated Game of Thrones threads that happen to use the words that make up the title of the movie
>>71287292
I can't even tell if you're serious or joking, which only makes this post all the funnier.
>>71292976
Only the truest of patricians do this desu
>>71299542
I feel it
>>71295969
This happens to me with almost every show.
>>71283585
That's such a cute pic.
The only Pepe i like. Have a bump ^_^
>>71299542
>tfw do this
>go make threads about movie to no response
>forget about it
>remember movie
>check archive
>tfw almost all threads about it are mine
>rinse and repeat with every movie I like
![qly6DPVIvBMHqt5FfBQ5g-u8neMkeDf5NRQtBQV_F0g[1].jpg_w=636&s=d643ae4402d98793576401d64aba2e6d.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kQ4ghp6.jpg "qly6DPVIvBMHqt5FfBQ5g-u8neMkeDf5NRQtBQV_F0g[1].jpg_w=636&s=d643ae4402d98793576401d64aba2e6d.jpg")
>watch movie
>masturbate during it
>miss important plot point
>too lazy to go back and just let the movie keep rolling
>finish watching movie
>if it was good, research about it like the trivia in imbd and stuff
>become obssesed
>recommend it to everyone
>>71295168
>>71295541
Damn, we need more DREDD now!
>>71299455
X GON GIVE IT TO YA!
>watch movie
>remember that nobody will care when you die
>>71300392
I've done this too many times
>>71300731
>watch movie to escape from existential dread
>it doesn't work
>constantly have to remind yourself to remember that you're not dying and things will be OK and that people like you
>miss important scene in movie due to existential dread
how do normies deal with it
>>71283827
>make one thread about it and it gets 2 posts among tonnes of 300+ post generals and shit topics
>>71283585
> Wiki a movie
> Go to the "Plot" section
> The entire plot of the movie is written there
Why are autists allowed to write articles in there?
>>71297010
>>71283670
>using IMDB
>ever
>>71300852
normies think they will never die or they just don't care they will because they can't trully apprehend the idea of dying.
>>71299331
>>71286689
>>71284473
Same fag
Go kill yourself pepe was created here
>finish film
>look up obscure actresses from the the film on wikifeet
>>71283585
>finish the movie
>go to tvtropes
It's an addiction
>watch 20+ year old movie
>dog appears
>can't stop thinking it must be dead by now
>>71302028
are you me?
>watch movie trailer
>read movie wikipedia
>Say I've seen the whole thing and shitpost about it on /tv/
>>71302232
Yes, you should sue.
>>71283585
> watch movie with a "deep" or philosophical ending
> Go online to see if you were right or get the messagetfw you didFuck you, Nolan. You ain't got shit on me.
>finish watching crime film
>immediately look up case on Wikipedia
>>71296484
>watch white girls
>start acting like a nigger cop impersonating a valley girl
>get beat up after school
>>71302363
Fucking this
>turn on some obscure foreign movie from the 60's
>Get bored and browse phone all throughout
>Go to letterboxd and rate it five stars to show how cultures and patrician I am
>finish movie
>didn't understand almost half of the movie
Being retarded sucks.
so it's true
reddit really has taken over /tv/
>finish watching a "kino" movie
>brainstorm possible meanings on my own
>google/YouTube "[movie name] meaning" to see if I was right
>>71302589
No shame in doing that, it's a doggy dog world out there man.
>>71286916
>tfw opera performances do this every fucking time
i want to enjoy it seriously as an art form, but fuck that's annoying
>"it's not a spoiler if it was made 300 years ago"
im mad
>>71299455
>implying you weren't "here because of [X]"
>find a movie to watch
>low ratting
>surely just dumb critics
>people votes are low too
sleep instead
>>71283585
Who does that? Autistic people? Learn to stop obsessing over 1 thing.
>>71302729
>doggy dog world
Threads like these are a diamond a dozen.
>>71302729
>doggy dog world
>>71303860
>a diamond a dozen.
>have a few films that I want to watch
>don't know which to watch first
>look up IMDb parental guidance page for each of the films
>watch the film with the most titties first
>watch movie with qt actress in it
>jerk off to her pictures when the movie ends
>cry myself to sleep because she'll never be my gf
>>71283690
>aguirre
>During a particularly rowdy night of production, Klaus Kinski, irritated by the noise from a hut where cast and crew were playing cards, repeatedly fired a Winchester rifle into it. One of the bullets took the tip of an unnamed extra's finger off. Werner Herzog immediately confiscated the weapon and it remains his property to this day.
>>71302729
>doggy dog world
*clears throat*
I believe it's dog EAT dog
*leaves*
I just couldn't get through Knight of Cups. The only other movie that made me ever felt some weird anxiety while watching it was Bringing out the Dead.
Bringing out the Dead I actually finished though and felt a lot of comfort in the ending. I don't what it was about KoC that rubbed me the wrong way.
>>71284271
fugg
>get drunk
>watch film
>post on /tv/ afterwards, which is not only tolerable, but quite enjoyable for once
>>71300892
>>71300927
>gun-to-the-head-mind
>>71305988
>40 seconds difference
>any kind of mind
