Add/remove/change one letter to a movie/ tv show and then describe the new movie, I'll go first.
Driven.
It's about a man who is driven.
Children of Me
it's about my kids
That was actually a movie about racing with Stallone.
No Country for Bold Men
It tells about the persecution of bravery and standing up for one's self in a land brimming with cowards.
Ledge of Tomorrow
A rock cllmber repeats the same day over and over again
Backs to the Future
A touching look at Amish culture.
Sex Machina
A wealthy entrepreneur builds a sentient sex machine
Drivel
directed by Malick
The Ark Knight Rises.
A bunch of animals try to board a ship but they're not allowed to bring friends.
The Dark Night Rises
A GoT spin-off featuring Melly Sanders and the Night King
The Empire Strikes Zack
Poor Zack is a lonesome boy bullied by the local thug calling themselves the "empire". But that's all about to change when Zack kills himself from the bullying. The end.
Alien
it's about an alien on a spaceship
Ad Men
Takes place in the 1960's for a look into the world of advertising on Madison Avenue.
The Sodfather
A successful landscaper struggles to keep his empire together when Winter moves in.
>>71282074
But..but.. Thats ex machina
Batman vs Superman
Their difference in ideologies which are two sides of the same coin lead up to their physical confrontation that helps them pull each other out of their own despair.
>Sven samurai
Some swedecucks try to defend an ikea.
Jurassic Par
A Sub-par version of the original.
The Deer Punter
A man who punts deer.
>>71282048
This is the best so far.
14 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
haha
>>71282107
underrated.
John Lies at the End.
Same story, we just expect John to lie at the end instead of die.
>>71283163
You're a mad man.
Danger Management
Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler are insurance salesmen.
The 4 year old virgin.
Jurassic Spark
A group of teens discover an electric anomaly which transports them back to the age of dinosaurs
Codzilla
it's about a really big dangerous fish
>>71283471
This is a good post.
I certify it "good post".
>>71283369
this will be a hilarious and good idea in 2020
>>71283900
you've no idea what this means to me, it was really hard to find one
Rooney Tunes: Back in Action
autistic 30-something female thinks cartoons are real
>>71284081
39 keks
JEWS
The police chief on a small holiday island tries to stop all of the towns children going missing, but uncovers a deep, dark secret about who really runs the island.
Ounce Upon a Time in the West
Depressing story about a gold prospector in west
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Rope
2 hour long montage of george lucas struggling to get a studio to film his scenario, which ends with him hanging himself after so many failures
Except Driven is the sequel to the novel of Drive
>>71283355
>Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler are insurance salesmen.
the world need this.
The god, the bad and the ugly
A Greek god whose name is left vague has to save ugly, loser Mike from his arch-nemesis Frank "bad" Jones, and score the girl of his dreams. All in a day's work before homecoming comes along!
>>71282048
>>71281866
Airplanes
Like the first one but there's like two of them now
>>71285215
fuckkng genius!
The Ting
Wastemen gabbin in London yeah?
only Gob forgives
It's a remake of only god forgives but with the cast and writers of arrested development
The Dicker Man
>>71281851
It already exists as a sequel to "Drive".
Drove
it's about a man who drove
Driver
it's about a man who is a driver
>>71286887
Does he wash his hands?
Dive
it's about a man who takes a dive
Drived.
He used to drive.
Drives
it's about a man who drives
>>71282844
top jej
Allen
The crew of the ship, Nostromo think they have made an amazing and horrifying discovery
Turns out it was just Allen
>>71287136
I don't know why this made me laugh so much, maybe I'm in a good mood for once.
eDrive
it's about an automated "driverless" car
The Modfather
An Italian crime boss who does it for free
drivel
it's about a man with a saliva issue
I Drive
it's about a man who tells us that he drives
>>71286039
Would watch
Drive 2
it's a Drive sequel
Drive 3
it's a sequel to Drive 2
>>71287211
>iDrive
But he's always on his iPad
The Last and the Furious
bad racers are bad at losing
Bellboy
a big ass red demon works in a hotel and doesn't take any shit from the guests
Cran
Chev Chelios must eat cranberries to not die.
Mulholland Driver
its about a driver in mulholland
>>71287508
fund it!
Even Horizon
An apocalypse film where the earth no longer become tilted on its axis.
The green milk
Explores the dangers of leaving milk out.
Rash -- Chev must run through poison ivy every 10 minutes or he gets excema
Airplan -- CIA (played by the late Leslie Nielsen) calls it in
How You See Me -- Four world famous magicians plan to rob a LensCrafters
Indian Jones and The Temple of Doo -- self-explanatory
Black To School -- canned by the studio for being too unrealistic
>>71282048
GOLDEN
Jungle Boob
a young boy named Mowgli goes to the jungle to find some monkeys tit to drink from, but ends up finding only himself
>>71288755
>Black To School -- canned by the studio for being too unrealistic
Not bad.
>>71281866
"The Itch"
An english family struggles with an unbearable scratching habit while their prurient daughter finds a solution by selling her soul to Satan.
American Psychos
There's two of them
Aks me anything
It's like ask me anything but for black people.
>>71281851
>not Drivel
Drive the sequel to Driven where Stallones character gets aspbergers (is also recast)
>>71286887
adaption when?
>>71290349
two of them right here
>>71281851
>Black Hawk Town
Two army helicopters go down in Chicago during a raid and the army end up in a 24 hour firefight with many niggers.
US army lose 19 men, about 1000 Chicago niggers are slaughtered.
Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind
Seth Rogan tries to give up drugs with """hilarious""" results
Farg
About Marge in Farg
oldboi
a story about dat boi growing up
White Men Can Jump
A documentary concerning the leaping abilities of the privileged cis scum
>>71281851
Spin City
The residents of a crime infested shithole have to stand together for the incoming tornado
>>71291198
More like Sin City with parkinson's disease. Now with 0% accuracy.
District 8
It's about the slum right next to the aliens, where nothing happens except black people starving, but who cares
Eat
A group of professional food robbers start to feel the heat from police when they unknowingly leave a clue at their latest heist.
Right Club
Movie about right-wing extremists becoming terrorists and fighting against the leftist dominated world
Fargo
>Acting under the cover of a Hollywood producer scouting a location for a science fiction film, a CIA agent launches a dangerous operation to rescue six Minnesotans in Tehran during the Canadian hostage crisis in Iran in 1980.
Ruining Man - its about a man who ruins everything
The Bark Knight
Toy Story 0: Birthday(リング0 バースデイToiu Stroriu Zero: Bāsudei?)is a 2000 Japanese horror film.
It plays 3 years before the events of Toy Story, and is about how a boy gets a obsessed Woody action figure for his birthday
The Think
A clever story about a group of scientists in an arctic research station having to overcome challenging puzzles.
Bootopia
Zootopia but with ghosts
>>71291198
Sun City
Things happen in a town in Alaska
The Hound of Music
Sherlock Holmes travels to 1940s Switzerland in order to take down a gigantic Nazi dog who can sing soprano
Apocalypse How? - The leaders of Russia and the USA decided they're sick of living and want to take down the rest of the world with them. They sit in a room and ponder about the easiest way to bring this about
Schindler's Lisp - How are you supposed to evacuate the Jews when nobody takes your speaking voice seriously?
Pulp Friction - Two cartons of orange juice have sex
Rave of the Fireflies - Two teenagers from 90s Britain take a trip to Japan and are amazed at what they see when they get there
>>71292375
>Apocalypse How? - The leaders of Russia and the USA decided they're sick of living and want to take down the rest of the world with them. They sit in a room and ponder about the easiest way to bring this about
>Rave of the Fireflies - Two teenagers from 90s Britain take a trip to Japan and are amazed at what they see when they get there
would unironically watch these two
Full mental jacket.
Like full metal jacket except pile doesn't kill anyone and gets sectioned.
Life of pie.
About a pie vendor who uses meat from dead animals from a zoo.