https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDvi-GlKdng
I've never been sexually attracted to bjork until this moment.
Yeah, she's insanely cutely sexy in that vid.
I like her hair like that.
>>71279023
Is she a jap?
>>71279023
The human race doesn't deserve beyerck
She's still doing stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnnELMSiUFI
>>71279115
Icelandic?
>>71279023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsyTyTiOMlo
It was until this moment for me
>>71279151
Nobody is good enough for her, except other artistic geniuses, maybe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVPD0KrEROQ
>>71279023
she's a cute
>you will never lick Bjork's sweaty face and armpits after she's done performing
>you will never grab Bjork's sleeping head by the hair and plunge her face-first into a pillow while you brutally assfuck her
>you will never look up and see a flushed Bjork biting her tongue trying not to make any noise while eating her out
>Bjork will never decide she's going to act like a puppy all day and crawl all over you while licking your face
>you will never feel the heat of her loins as she presents only inches from your face
>you will never hear Bjork do her weird throaty growl into a pillow while you rail her inside a wooden cottage in Iceland
>Bjork will never lovingly jerk you off while singing songs from Vespertine into your ear
>you will never stare deep into Bjork's eyes and tell her how much you love her
>Bjork will never rip your shirt off and attempt to punch you in the face multiple times
>you will never hear Bjork talk dirty in a mix of English and Icelandic
>you will never listen to your favorite anco songs with Bjork
>you will never be pegged by bjork
>Bjork will never buy clothes that she intends to use just for you
>Bjork will never look for your eyes when doing some big interview to see if you're approving her
>she then perceives you're proud and proceeds to give away a little smile
>you will never bust a nut directly on Bjork's monobrow and watch her go cross eyed as it rolls down her cute button nose
>Bjork will never give you a nursing handjob and softy sing cocoon into your ear
>Bjork will never fuck you until your dick falls off
>you will never watch The Dancer in the Dark with Bjork
>you will never put your tongue deep into young Bjork's mouth and just keep it there for 5+ minutes
>you will never be Bjork's boy slave
>you will never live in a cage under her bed
>you will never enjoy Bjork's tight teen pussy
>you will never be Bjork's baby and suck on her nipples
>you will never kiss young Bjork's feet
>Bjork will never write a song about you
>>71279514
I got your artistic genius right here
What she says in the end is red-pilled af.
>>71279115
eskimo viking
>>71279631
>average /mu/ poster
also,
>tfw you will never pork da bork
But Bjork has always been qt as fuck. Better late than never I guess.
>>71279614
she has such a wild, feral look about her in a way
>>71279659
>ywn jerk the berk
you guys are finally catching on to the purest cutest waifues/mu/ waifus
>>71279023
love this vid. really gives me the tingles
>>71279614
DELETE THIS
>>71279115
Elf
>>71279614
did you really type all this or is it a pasta
>>71279023
wtf i hate niggers now
>>71279023
>tfw her best work was as part of the sugarcubes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxReYOujMZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqF8_UcUQdQ
>sweatingman.jpg
>>71279756
There are only a few media figures worthy of admiration right now - I won't say 'waifu' because that's too worshipful and lame, but as far as romantic muses go, basically:
Bjork
Elle Fanning
Anya Taylor-Joy
Sky Ferreira
are the only acceptable, aesthetic choices
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xliue_knifin-around_fun
AAAHHHH AAHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUHHHH
>>71279614
my man, back from the dead
>>71279834
There's probably a few more I'm forgetting, but that's the canon right now
>>71279834
You forgot the Queen
>>71279023
>You will never write a song as beautiful as Unravel
>>71279023
Never expected to see her mentioned on here, love to see more love for my Björk. /mu/ has been awfully dead in the Björk appreciation department, I see more love for Grimeth nowadays.
So did her dad get cuckolded by an Asian?
>>71279944
Nah, Icelanders just all look like they have the Down Syndrome.
>>71279890
She's lowbrow. Tacky aesthetic. Unforgivable.
The girls in my canon have aesthetic grace.
>>71279995
What's with her eyebrows? They're so black and bushy, not very nordic.
>>71280124
I would be inclined to agree with you if you didn't rate Sky in there. I rate Sky but not in the same category as Bjork or Marina. She looks and is drawn out on heroin constantly
To keep this more /tv/ related, what did you guys think of Dancer in the Dark? I didn't find Selma as frustrating as other people say she is, only very lovable.
>>71280151
Maybe, but she has such great style and atmosphere about her. And nothing breaks the spell. Even when she looks junked out.
>>71280185
I don't know I've just never been into her aesthetic. It doesn't seem genuine to me.
You're making me bring out the big guns
>>71280126
You should see her pussy and pits.
>>71280175
Drama for drama: the movie (though some will argue that was the point), and annoying songs
Yorke and Bjork duoing that one song was the best thing to come out of that film, and it wasn't even in it
>>71280264
>encouraging anon to think lewd as fuck thoughts about my bork
>>71280327
but isn't lewdness a big part of her image? or at least in the 90s it was
pic related, obligatory bork
young Björk was 10/10 natural exotic beauty
too bad she's JUST tier now, I was born too late to appreciate her in her prime
>>71279115
sami are probably related to mongols, who are related to japs, so in a way, yes she is
>>71280438
>implying you wouldn't
>>71279614
пoeхaвший
>>71280469
Only if she didn't shave.
>>71279023
I thought she was going to pop it open and be a tech wizard.
>dees looks like a city
Jeeeesus christ, what a retard
>just realised this isn't a /mu/ thread
She looks like she stinks. Like constantly.
>>71280698
>ywn experience Bjork slowly walking up to you, placing her butt next to your face and farting her guts out so violently that it parts your hair.
>>71280610
Pretty sure she's actually brain damaged, but no one gives a shit because she lives in a communist paradise and she's a woman.
>>71280610
>dees looks like a city
But it does look like a city
i remember thinking that when i was a kid.
>>71279023
the poet was right that kind of tv would give you headaches
>>71279023
>being attracted to a chink and norse halfbreed
boy this place has gone ahmed real fast
>>71279023
Obligatory vid of her beating a reporter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYyyqIZTvYY
>>71279023
>whenbaefarts.png
>bae
Really, OP?
>>71279843
fucking kek.
>>71279115
Icelandic,
so.... yep she is a mongolian.
>>71279023
>they-they really take care of all the electrons that pass through there
>that is why you shouldn't let poets lie to you
Adorable.
>>71279023
WTF I hate Bjork now.
>Le pepe face.jpg
>>71279907
Speak for yourself. I have the reincarnated spirit of Freddie Mercury in my asshole.
what was she thinking
>>71280384
She's just scratching an itch
>>71279023
so is she really stupid or does her native language just translate badly into english? maybe her stupidity is apart of the charm, she's like a brain dead teenager that could be convinced that semen is the elixir of life.
>>71282534
It's performance art, retard.
>>71279614
>you will never bust a nut directly on Bjork's monobrow and watch her go cross eyed as it rolls down her cute button nose
>>71282558
wew lad
>>71280252
Best /mu/ waifu on the left
>>71279614
Most of that is actually relieving
When's the last time you were happy, Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCjjgDSJqUI
>>71281629
>why did I even come here
>I could be at home
>my feet hurt
>i want some ice cream
I can't tell if shes pretty or not
>>71282597
maybe I will, motherfucker
>>71279834
What do you think of Grimes?