Yes, well done Voldemort, well done.
HOWEVER
f*ck off r*dd*t memester
>>71273933
>he thinks dumbleposting is one person
>he keeps posting it
well done
However
>>71273875
Name one thing Harry Potter did the entire series.
>>71273976
he got yellow fever
>>71273976
Ginny
>>71273976
The whole franchise is based on deus ex machina, it was so damn stupid and the protagonist had no personality whatsoever.
>>71273952
>___posting
just more proof stacking up for this r*dd*t meme
>>71273976
trained his bros, did a successful patronus..got cedrics body back to his father..blew up his aunt
>>71274019
LOTRfag btfo
>>71273976
He got hit twice by avada kedavra which is why voldemort lost.
If only voldemort knew that if you kill your enemies they win.
>>71274019
Harry was supposed to be exceptionally ordinary that was the point of why Voldemort fucked his own shit the night he killed his parents and tried to kill him. He was p good with spells though.
>>71274054
What?
>>71274126
Lord of the Rings homosexual back the fuck out
HOWEVER you were in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises! Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are good though
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>71274019
it's based on the books you idiot
>>71274116
The whole premise of his character is that he is the chosen one because the plot demands it. He doesnt have any exceptional skills, no brains, nothing really. If something went wrong the plot would fall apart quicker than the WTC.
>>71273976
had a more quality consistent series than Star Wars (prequels) and LotR (Hobbit).
>>71274241
This and its not even funny
>>71274172
it's blown the fuck out you idiot
>>71274241
the hobbit trilogy is very consistent in its badness
>>71274226
>the retarded bait spammer forgot his image.
>>71273976
be absolute garbage for retarded nerds.
>>71274283
yes but nobody even mentioned the hobbit
>>71274276
different anon
>>71274226
I remember this thread. It was yesterday or something.
>>71274323
NO this is bait
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/image/image/ByWWxIwkTpfAkH-9QWL4cg/
>>71273976
Outflew one of the fiercest dragons in the world
Outmaneuvered Voldemort's immortality by coming to understand wandlore faster than the rest of his peers, and used the knowledge to trap Voldemort into a conflict he couldn't win (books)
Is apparently an Azula-tier prodigy of fighting and actually defeated Voldemort in a final climactic battle (movies)
Disarmed Lucius Malfoy in direct combat at the age of 15
Managed to accidentally be the most prodigious Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Hogwarts ever saw
Wisely invested his entire Triwizard Championship earnings in a startup for Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, an enterprise that went on to be wildly successful.
Successfully infiltrated both the Ministry of Magic and Gringotts Bank, despite the fact that both were actively hostile to him at the time and were prepared at all times for subterfuge.
Managed to redeem Griphook, who ended up being the GOAT elf
Lived a happy life with a huge family and fulfilled all of this dreams
>>71274437
cool haha :)
>>71274409
>being an archive """detective"""
>not trying to quell the autistic DC fanboys
>>71274437
wtf i love harry now
>>71274534
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/image/image/Dl0sTeeJGPZc9GeKW4DYPw/
theres a dc thread up right now. shouldn't you be in it you manchild?
also considering your history thats going to come with each reply, are you the cuck/blacked spammer too?
>>71274437
Harry really was a badass
>>71274437
>Outflew one of the fiercest dragons in the world
only because he had the f-35 of brooms
>>71274595
>being an archive ""detective""
slave away then autist. I don't care.
>>71274635
>only
mate he had fucking heart flying
>>71274679
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/image/image/HuKUBmS7uMftvCvMZlvZew/
why do you refuse to answer the question? is it safe to assume you are indeed the blacked spammer?
also you say ">not trying to quell the autistic DC fanboys" but what can we do about you?
>>71274595
what wrong with that? It's called discussion.
>>71274635
If all the pros fly on the best brooms are they bad flyers? Harry probably should have gone pro infact it could have set up some great sequels
>>71274741
hes a shit poster. its not "discussion" much like the guy in his own image here >>71274534
>>71274733(You)
oh boy, I posted a image more than once.
Have I upset you? You seem to be a DC fanboy.
It all makes sense now... looks like I touched a nerve.
>>71274812
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/DqNSeDii0Kq7iCfdARiAZQ/
why would I be upset? it was me that made sure 1.jpgs constant autism against /pol/ and praise for finn/dc was brought to light
>>71274806
that's not shitposting, shitposting would be the blacked threads or the Taylor Swift spam.
he's putting DC "kino" memers in their place.
>>71274872 (You)
Give me more links pls.
>>71274880
no he isn't. hes fueling his console war feeling he wants after leaving /v/ and encouraging them even more.
>>71274918
>http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/image/image/pikt4fzkot_wt_-e509Bzg/
>he still wont confirm if hes the cuck spammer or not
huh
>>71273875
>I'LL GET YOU HARRY POTTER™
Really, J.R.R. Rowling?
>>71274953
he's pretty autistic sure, but this board shouldn't be allowed to shill trash like BvS.
Why do you think there's so many threads about buying the BvS Blu-Ray? Warner Shills are real. They started the "capekino" meme to shill BvS.
It's a nessesary evil.
Leave it to me
>>71274026
You're the only retard posting screencaps from there.
>>71275038
capekino was started by meme cancer like him. you are right about shills being here though.
the sticky it got for spoilers(which was the only thing being protected from spoilers being posted too like midnight special) was enough proof.
>>71274996
I'm not, those are actual Blacked.com shills. I actually report all of those threads. They're annoying as all hell.
Report them with me brother, we can save /tv/ together!hey so did the mod finally kill the cunny spammer? Thankfully he seems to be gone.
>>71275158
>midnight special
also captian shit 3 which wasn't protected from spoilers.
>>71275173
oh now it all makes sense. you're the real pedo
this is great. I've got you and now know where you always will be. swaggy will hear about this
>>71274437
>Griphook
>elf
Griphook was a goblin, are you thinking of Kreacher, who he inherited along with 13 Grimmauld Place?
>>71274241
God damn, Hermione was hot in Chamber.
>>71275366
I'm not from Australia though.
Swaggy is best mod though for sure. Funny as hell on /qa/.
I'd post another Chen pic but I don't want to Avatarfag.
>>71274017
Friendly reminder that Harry was sighting for that Asian meat until movie 6 when he started settling for 2nd grade ginger pussy
>>71275367
>13 Grimmauld Place
It was 12 Grimmauld Place. Like the number of players on a Quidditch team.
>>71275437
she looks the best on that cover but shes smoking in 3 4 5 6 and 7 my sick can attest
>>71273976
He burned Dudley's fucking bacon
>>71275437
Somebody should post that pic of her sitting on the floor in the bathroom where you can see her panties. I need a wank before I go to work.
>>71275367
You're right, meant Kreacher but confused the two names. Griphook was indeed a goblin and he most certainly was not a best anything
>>71275495
thats a shoop
>>71275450
no but you are the child porn poster.
>>71274437
Anti-Harry Fags BTFO like the punk bitches they are.
>>71275523
I don't care, I wanna cum to 12 year old Emma Watson.
>>71275615
an explicit sex scene between harry and hermione would have vastly improved the series.
>>71275583
Give me a month
>>71275583
Only because you're after such a noble cause. It's not like I like you or anything.
>>71275676
Fug, she was perfect.
>>71275671
it was pure kino the way it was. director and actors implied they could have but they dont, harry is just trying to cheer her up which he is pretty wrecked over the fact he can only do so for a minute and shes still willing to die for him
Any time I get the urge to go back through the books again I always skip 1&2 and start directly at Prisoner of Azkaban. That's when the series gets truly great.
>>71275546
I don't get that image, can you explain it to me? I'm quite dumb.
So the anti-actress dude posts it to get actress threads deleted right? Are all the posts with arrows samefag except the last 2?
That's a shame, I wish ScarJo/Alison Brie threads weren't deleted.
>>71275452
how come they never did anything together? did they just kiss in 5 and decide not to go out?
Why do you have such shit taste Marcus? Kendrick is much better and more authentic
>>71275757
I haven't read since the series ended but if i did i would reread all of them
>>71275676
>>71275708
Thanks guys. All done.
>>71275772
>playing dumb
cute, but you're done no matter how hard you try and pretend you're not one of them.
>>71275774
Anna Kendrick? eh, she's bland. and a cokehead.
>>71274291
>No Citizen Bane
ok lad
>>71275774
shit taste faggot
What would you do?
>>71275929
More like patrician taste compared to the mutt that is Emma Watson
>>71275964
Buy a lotto ticket, maybe take a big exam like MCAT/LSAT, goof off and watch the world fall into my lap.
More emmy.
>>71275843
I read from 3 at least once every year and a half. To be a faggot about it, they're my bible.
>>71275964
Try to be happy.
>>71276233
i watch the movies a lot i need to reread it
>>71275757
>the books are good meme
Please develop some taste.
jesus christ what a hag.
why do americans from new england have such awful taste.
God Tier:
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>>71276720
Good Tier:
>>71276332
>>71276457
>>71276602
Okay Tier:
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>>71276423
Bad Tier:
>>71276655
>>71276630
>>71276504
>>71276774
stop with your bullshit
>>71275964
Kill Emma Watson.
>>71276952
>>71276864
What?
