Filler: The Movie
>>71254956
But the fifth movie is arguably the biggest filler movie.
Literally nothing happens
>>71255025Sirius dies, Order of Phoenix is revealed, Harry and Cho romance
LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENS
>>71255051
None of that shit except Sirius matters in the non-run.
The fifth movie and to a greater fifth book is pointless filler that only exists because Rowling just had to have seven books
>>71254956
i like it though.
The ending with the father and his dead son, the dragon scene, etc. the movies has lots of nice stuff in it
>>71255105The connection between Harry and Voldemort is elaborated on, which is the most important plot component of the entire series.
>>71255149
Was already elaborated on in earlier books.
Fifth book is pointless
>>71254956
is this the one where they spend 40 minutes of screen time making a potion that turns hermoine into furry and all they learn is that draco isn't the half blood prince?
>>71255211
no that's chamber of secrets
Pleb dogshit: the series(franchise for Americans)
>>71255402
hello DCuck
>>71255182Harry can now see into Voldemort's mind confirmed
>>71254956
D R O P P E D
more like one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are good though
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>71255816
>rotten potatoes
>image.jpg
See
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>>71255978
Pick a better place to defend shit flicks you dumb /v/leb
>>71256019
No better than RT at this point. Pick another one
>>71256002
>pick a better place to follow to the hivemind
no thanks
>the entire plot is a plan to bring voldemort back to life
>filler
>>71256081
There's nothing filler about it 2bh. 5 has the most filler and stuff still happens.
>>71256056
>Fan of kingsman and fedoracore
LOL. Actually don't bother finding another one. Its clear where you stand on the cine-hierarchy
>>71255105
As someone who "grew up" on Harry Potter, I immediately stopped caring with the release of the fifth book.
The movies had caught up to the books, I outgrew the terrible writing in the interim between 4 and 5, and I didn't want to read about the fucking prime minister and non-Hogwarts bullshit oldfuck secret club
>>71256262
Prime Minister gets BTFO at the end desu.
Seems like you enjoyed the movies and books because you were a kid, not because you actually liked it in the first place.
>>71255751
>atlus shrugged
>even good quality writing
>>71255025
youre a faggot. you goblet fans always talk shit about order >>71256109
lots happens
>>71256541
that entire post is nothing but bait.
It could of been funny but it was over posted and ran into the ground.
>>71255878
BUT IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE
>>71256262
>he doesn't like British self deprecation and mock ministry with wizards
>>71254956
Voldemort is brought back to life in this one.
If any of them are filler, its chamber of secrets. Nothing that contributes to the plot happens in there
>>71255903
>>71255878
Hp came out a long time ago. They all got rave reviews before rt even mattered. If you havent noticed since HP ended almost nothing of value as been made and produced as each year goes on
>>71256627
>he thinks garbage like that is good
Learn to read film pleb
>>71256587
Anon, I like Goblet and Order but Order has more filler.
It's enjoyable filler though. It's the small things that Harry and his friends go though that really makes their teenage years fun to watch.
>>71256002
says the fag who likes avatar mad max and spring breakers
>>71256594
The image is retarded but everything else is 100% correct. Only mouth breathers disagree
>>71256698
>he thinks inherent vice, spring breakers, avatar, pompeii, boyhood are good films
stay out of these threads and make your own of you have a problem
>>71256755
Lmao taking 7/10 review of the last film isnt a critique on any of the good films in the series
>>71256726
>avatar mad max
Oh yeah those are two more that can be added to the list >>71255878 >>71255903
>>71256755
opinions from a pasta are invalid.
What would you do?
>>71256462
>you enjoyed the movies and books because you were a kid
As a kid I just wanted to be a hufflepuff and talk to ghosts. Even the hogsmead stuff was too different for me.
And I stopped giving a shit about the movies after 4 as well. Something about "you're the chosen one Harry" made me not care about Voldemort at all .
reminder that "however" was forced by one (1) genuine r*dditor
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/71022242/#71022576
>>71256874
I guess you liked the world more.
that's alright, the world was cool.
>>71256874
the only reason he was the chosen one is because voldemort hears only part of the prophecy and kills his parents creates him as his equal out of fear and making a self fufilling prophecy in effect.
>>71255751
>God-Tier
>The Dark Knight Rises Comic-Book
this meme needs to end.
>>71256887
Reminder you're autistic and not a detective, it was forced by everyone shitposting, which is common around here.
>>71256887
That's just making the thread, he's not responsible for the multiple 300 post threads. People like that meme.
>>71255402
>Pompeii
TOP KEK
literally having this problem right now if I should rewatch this, binge watched the last three
>>71256848
They're valid and you lack the knowledge to counter them. Theres a reason why every one goes straight for that retarded image and this is why.
>>71257018
you should actually marathon them one at a time and get off 4chan
>>71254956
If we're talking about plot progression, all of them are "filler" until the very end when something Voldemort related happens. The most filler movie in that respect is PoA since nothing Voldermeort related happens at all. If we're talking character progression, all of them have quite a bit throughout.
>>71257047
I don't counter bait.
Those """opinions""" are so genuinely stupid they're are not worth my time.
>>71255402
>Spring Breakers, Pompeii, and Blackhat mixed in with the normal pic
I love subtle bait like this
>>71256887
This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. Almost every single "meme" that has come out since baneposting got big has been from there or facebook/twitter. Even /sp/ is guilty of aping stuff from those sites.
Harry potter sucks not because it's for kids but because it's very poorly written.
>>71257047
no you're a nigger stop posting the pasta its of a positive 7/10 review for the last film which isnt even the best. read some reviews of each film since they were all different, theres thousands of them, thousands of reviews, just because you need some confirmation bias and post that every day doesnt mean it mean jack shit as a valid critique
>>71256594
1984 being above Ulysses is how you can tell it is unequivocally pure bait
>>71257121
Its not subtle hes been getting called out every time and proceeds to shitpost
>>71257149
t. flick lover who thinks he knows film
>>71257103
You don't because you lack the cinematic knowledge to do so.
>>71255051
You must be autistic. Filler means most of the film is filler until the end, where something actually happens.
What you just mentioned happens at the very end, before that, it's literally filler unlike in the book.
>>71257149
Don't bother. The neet emma however spammer is here and he'll throw a fit and flood the board.
>>71257232
You're so autistic its cringe. haha ive seem you in countless threads Stop posting in hp threats mate, you dont like it yet you shitpost here constantly...
>>71255051
none of that matters tho, especially in the movies
sirius was only relevant in the 3rd and he was more of a plot point than a character. he's just not important to the harry potter story
order of the pheonix was dumb and didn't do anything. they got "revealed" in the 5th movie but barely did anything and then they get blown the fuck out at the start of the 6th movie and then they're never mentioned again
cho is a non-character and never appears again and she's not even relevant to the story
>>71257228
>t.embryo
>>71254956
It should have been 2 parts
>>71257270
>this guy thinks hes policing the board
Unaware to the cancer underfoot
>>71257325
>t. Clinical AUTISM
>>71257375
>t. embryo
>>71257270
who's the emma spammer
if i post a picture of hemroine's sexy feet, am i the emma spammer
>>71257305
>he can't do it so he goes straight to the personal attacks
As predicted. I mean not to startle and insult those below me, but one must pave the path ahead with the blood of the common man. And that is you.
>>71255051
I'd argue that the Prisoner of Azkaban is the most inconsequential of the series but I really liked it. It doesn't have to be vital to the overall plot for it to be enjoyable.
>>71257232
>cinematic knowledge
>>71255751
>brave new world
>low tier
>>71257270
Hes doing it! Hes been called out and now hes upset again! MARCUS
>>71257421
true
>>71257420
This isnt even funny; you're clockwork is goddamned autistic
>>71257420
are you the guy who likes Avatar?
>>71257421
I just like watching Harry experiencing his childhood and adolescence and growing up on screen.
That was cool.
>>71257508
>still wont show is knowledge
Huh, really does make you think.
>>71257581
No and I still have not seen it yet either out of spite for the spam of yesteryear.
the harry potter universe is cool but the story it told was shit
isn't of a long running series i kind of wish each book focused on a different part of the wizard world or told a different story
>>71257707
i meant instead of
>>71257637
You haven't seen mention of it because it's a forgettable tech demo masquerading as real movie.
>>71257637
i havent posted pasta bait on here so thats a start, i have to prove it to you? you need to see my papers? surely!
>>71257707
everyone wants that. It would need a competent writer
>>71257637
pasta is not knowledge.
>>71256887
>ChrissDam
ew wtf
>>71257707
>>71257921
There's that new trilogy they're making called Fantastic Beasts.
>>71257983
DERP DERP HURR DURR DERP DERP YA THINK?????
>>71257806
I know. It's just like Gravity
>>71257887
>critic and scholars
>>its shit because ___
>/tv/ meme poster
>>p-p-pasta so it doesn't count!!
Go back to spamming BvS and calling it kino.
>>71257996
fuck off with your BVS memes faglord
>>71257983
Written by the hack author herself and the hack screenwriter of the old movies.
Which mind you also do not have Alan Horn as CEO making sure of quality control anymore.
>>71257932
Exactly
>>71258044
>hack author
>>71257435
Kek, complement with 3D plus dolby sound™
>>71258144
>Fan of kingsman, fury road and other fedora favorites
>>71258285
>fedora
buzzword detected, opinion invalid.
>>71256865
get gf
