What is the most "nothing happens" film?
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>>71249004
Stalker
The Limits of Control. Good movie though.
2001: A Space Odyssey
No Country For Old Men
Godzilla
What a shitflick.
>>71249004
The Witch
My Dinner With Andre
does what it says on the tin and has no other scene
>>71249004
REMINDER THAT THIS DOES NOT MEAN IT'S A BAD FILM
dazed and confused
>the village
>the happening
>lady in the water
Fuck shamadam for making this garbage and myself for actually seeing all of these
Inland Empire
Hail Caesar or Bridge of Spies for me
Or that one about spies in Germany with PSH, I've already forgotten its name it was so boring.
>>71249268
You're an idiot.
Nothing happens=/=lots of shit happens
>>71249004
real life.
>>71249205
>>71249147
>>71249113
>>71249268
>>71249294
>>71249320
>>71249333
get off my board plebs
>southland tales
its so bad i hope no one even knows about this terrible movie
Napoleon Dynamite
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Locke.
>it's an absolutely zero discussion thread
>>71249004
I just watched The Perfect Day.
>The Perfect Day
Guess who's coming to dinner
Solaris
Napoleon Dynamite
all is lost
The sanVVitch
dog day afternoon
Garden State
"nothing"
literally nothing happens
>>71249147
2001 is fantastic
>>71249333
Bridge of spies was great
my pick would be the revenant
>>71249147
Ehh, there's a lot of shit that goes down in 2001 and NCFOM. Sorry your autistic ADD millennial self couldn't comprehend basic plot. Keep smoking that weed boy.
Only Lovers Left Alive
The art and music direction made it watchable
>>71249320
You mistakenly added "Inland"
>>71249147
This
>>71249004
Entire Bourne series.
Melancholia
>>71251452
>you dont like movies I like so you are mentally ill and a drug abuser
this is why no one respects /tv/
>>71249205
Huh? The family is exiled, their baby is eaten, their son is raped, a goat turns into Satan, Jr. after killing the dad, a daughter kills her mother in a knife fight, and a hot chick gets naked and takes flight. Those things happen.
>>71249004
Andy Warhol's Empire.
>>71249113
Unironically kill yourself.
Schindler's List
>>71249512
WHAT???? Napoleon lays down his life for his friend, you philistine.
>>71251669
Quite literally the only correct answer in this thread
Under The Skin
fuck that piece of shit movie
Inside Llewyn Davis
>>71251710
I answered first >>71251557
Slackers
people walk around, talk to each other and do mundane daily activities.
nothing happens. it's an exaggerated character study of a generation
if you think of the pitch for slackers, it's exactly like george and jerry explaining their show to nbc
>>71249004
Ponyo
>>71251657
Someone not liking the movie is not the same as someone saying that nothing happens in the movie
El Orfanato.
The ending kinda puts things in the rest of the movie into perspective, but still, it was a chore to watch.
It's a good movie, but nothing really happens in Lost in Translation
every PTA "film"
>>71251957
Objectively wrong, and shit taste too
>>71251985
pta sucks, not him
>>71252024
Why? I think he's pretty good.
Venom and Eternity
The Color of Pomegranates
The Mirror
Satantango
Most entry level arthouse is embarrassingly bad.
>>71251527
I was a good movie, but I agree, nothing really happens.
>>71249004
jarhead
>>71252138
True, but that's kind of the point
>ITT people think nothing happens always = bad movie
another tell tale sign this board is full of cinema plebs and people who never lived a day of their life in the 90s
Inherent Vice
>>71252084
wew lad
Is this the pleb filters thread?
The room
>>71251657
No one respects /tv/ because reddits with ADD make up shit about shows and films because they just can't admit they never actually payer attention. So we call them out for the pleb faggots that they are. Sorry but it's the truth.
