frogfu edition
>>71244170
Azor Jon
Friendly reminder that Azor means loving to receive butt stuff.
Azor Jon
Azor Jon
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Anybody read Wild Cards? Any good?
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>71247306
/got/ fans
>poor
>pirate their favorite show
>enjoy crude memes
>bitch about the show 24/7
I always thought Maisie was a fatty fat fat. Turns out she has a pretty nice body. Shame she has dwarf legs and horrible eyes.
Azor Dondarrion
>>71247373
Retarded idiots
>post in threads about shows they don't like
>post shitty GoT hate memes to try and fit in
>bitch about GoT threads 24/7
>>71247384
So why does Smelly Melly need to kill a royal to make magic happen but this dude can ressurect for free?
>>71247425
Because he is the true chosen one
>>71247425
Who did she kill to resurrect Jon?
>>71247425
>So why does Smelly Melly need to kill a royal
She doesn't and never did.
>>71247425
Melly is a low tier mage whore, Thoros and Beric have mad skillz.
All hail Azor Ahai Mycah "The Butchers Boy", The prince who was promised, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.
>>71247425
She doesn't.
Killing royal = shadow baby
Killing royal = snows subsided
Ressing Jon = Ressing Jon
Ressing Beric = Ressing Beric
ending confirmed
>>71247445
Shireen, the sacrifice was not for Stannis it was for Jon.
>>71247445
Shireen.
The weather was just a coincidence.
>>71247344
That's awesome.
>>71247383
>Turns out she has a pretty nice body
It's easy to have a good figure when you're what, 16? Yeah, she's got a good figure though.
Yhivi would be great for her.
>>71247467
That's so fucking stupid it might just happen on the show
>>71247462
What are you even trying to say
>>71247467
Pls no
>>71247481
Shes 19
>>71247482
D & D logic
>>71247462
>Killing royal = shadow baby
oh so Stannis fucking her killed royal(s) by wasting Stannis' sperm.
>>71247483
That resurrection doesn't require a kill.
>>71247518
2deep4u
if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth i am going to have to eat every single fucking chicken in this room
>>71247525
Sandor, pls go.
Melisandre will resurrect The Butchers Boy because he is azor ahai and the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.
>>71247467
They would truly become the Song of Ice and Fire.
>>71247518
Joking aside, doesn't the book mention Stannis looks older after fucking Mel because she sapped his life essence to make that shadow baby?
Is Kinvara an old hag like Melly?
>>71247467
THE PERFECT IMAGE
>>71247559
All joking a salad, yes. She doesn't want to make a third iirc because she's afraid it will finish Stannis.
Azor Jon
>>71247559
Yes
>>71247561
All signs point to yes
>>71247563
>look mom , no hands.
>>71247561
Probably even older
>>71247604
nahhhhhhh
Azor Ahaigarden
These threads are always full of "Azor ____" posts, but has the show ever actually mentioned Azor Ahai?
I know it's mentioned in the books, but I can't recall it being talked about in the show
>>71247590
>>71247604
I can't wait to see that dried up puss
>>71247620
rip
>>71247615
Kinvara is apparently of higher rank than Melly so it's likely
>>71247624
I think he is mentioned in the first episode of S2 , during Stannis' introduction.
>>71247661
Yeah , In the burning of the 7 gods scene i think when he takes out "lightbringer"
>>71247620
It's gonna be sad to see the smirkfu go.
>Bastardizing the dialogue
>Arthur Dayne dual wielding
>Gerold Hightower cut for some reason
>Dawn is just a plain longsword with a sun sticker
What the hell man.
The actual fighting was good, I can't deny that, but I hated the way they did this part. Am I just autistic?
I at least expected a sexy cinematic shot of Dayne unsheathing Dawn and holding it up to the light.
>>71247685
the dual wielding was pretty fucking stupid
>>71247661
Its never referred to as Azor Ahai on the show only warrior of light or lords chosen
>>71247672
Statues are people - Benioff 2015
>>71247620
Smirku going to get even more smoking hot in the next ep. Can't wait
>>71247672
just checked she said "a warrior" not Azor Ahai so he isn't mentioned in this scene.
>>71247685
>we are the kingsguard
>we cant afford full plate armour and mail
>dabid
>All of a sudden /got/ hates Sansa
what happened?
>>71247685
This is the same for pretty much everything in the show compared to the books.
The show is so watered down and with so many things changed and out of sequence it isn't even funny. You don't even hear anything about Arthur Dayne or the tower of Joy until season 6,it was in the books from the beginning.
>>71247561
Kinvara is pure
>>71247729
They don't like morally ambiguous characters.
>there are "people" itt that think Margaery is gonna die next ep
>>71247561
She's the First Servant of the Lord of Light
>>71247730
>>71247729
>All of a sudden
Has /got/ ever liked her? I thought everyone agreed she was a pretty pointless character.
>>71247638
Hoped she was going to go suck that other chick's toes. What a let down
>>71247306
ok, I don't understand why the many faced god priest would say that arya's was truly no-one after she killed the trap that hated arya
can somebody explain to me?
>>71247757
I disliked her because she was boring, now i dislike her because she's a sadistic bitch
>>71247762
sorry anon
>>71247700
I would be okay with it if it wasn't Dayne. He's the Sword of the Morning, not the Swords of the Morning.
>>71247741
Cersei will blow the sept of baelor up with wildfire and everyone inside will die. tommen will commit suicide and cersei will have a great laugh
>>71247766
The Waif was her true test.
>>71247806
Cersei targaryen ayyy
>>71247784
Pretty sure the sigil of House Starfall has two swords, m8. Why wouldn't Arthur wield two?
Lets fix the TOJ dialogues.(normie version)
>N: I looked for you at the Trident.
>A:We weren't there.
>W:Woe to Robert if we had been.
>N:When Kingslanding fell Jaime Lannister slew your king Aerys , why weren't you there to protect him?
>A:Rhaegar (our prince but casuals won't remember) wanted us here else Aerys would yet sit on the iron throne and our false brother would burn in seven hells.
>N:Ser Dary (?) fled across the Narrow Sea with your prince Viserys.
>W:Ser Dary is a good man and loyal but not of the Kingsguard.
>A:The Kingsguard doesnot flee.
>N:Bend the knee to Robert and your lives will be spared.
>A:Our knees do not bend easily.
>W:Now or then we swore a vow.
>A:And now it begins.
>N: (with actual sadness in voice) No...no it ends.
How long would it take for a few hundred old guys on barren islands to build a THOUSAND war ships?
>>71247766
The Waif survived and killed Arya. She adopted her identity so thoroughly which is why Jaqen decided that she was ready
>>71247827
Well , In the books he wields 1
>>71247827
The sigil of the kingdom of Denmark has 3 Lions on it. Have you seen Danes riding Lions in battle ?
>>71247806
i'll get hard as fuck if they play Rains of Castamere just before fucking everyone's shit up
>>71247839
About two episodes
>>71247624
That's a good point now you point it out. I don't think they ever have.
>>71247345
I read the first eight or nine
the first one is good, the rest is okayish
generally mediocre with some good part here and there
>>71247827
That is a shoop someone did.
>>71247857
I'll get hard as fuck if the mountain fists the high sparrow
>>71247855
Dane?
>>71247685
Apparently that's Hightower and the one that's missing is Ser Batguy Whathisface. Or am I wrong?
>>71247827
The sigil of house connigton is griffin have you seen them use griffin in battles?
>>71247827
This is the proper one
>>71247885
Those are big swords
>>71247811
that makes no sense
to become no-one, one must let go of the self or whatever
how is killing a trap going to do that?
the only reason the trap was to kill arya was because arya couldn't let go of the self
it really makes no sense to me
>>71247893
For thee.
>>71247841
is this legit?
>>71247886
Batman was up in the ToJ getting some prime northern puss. The ToJ was a discreet brothel Rhaegar ran for his kingsguard m8s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPgIIB67bw
Preston WHO?
Post best fanart.
>>71247922
>1995 was 30 years ago
would you?
she's mature enough and her age is on the clock, right?
>>71247922
amazing
How is it possible for Sansa not to have gotten pregnant after a year or something of nightly rape?
>>71247855
>The sigil of the kingdom of Denmark has 3 Lions on it. Have you seen Danes riding Lions in battle ?
Danes confirmed for secret Targaryans.
>>71247933
>>71247951
I would take her to the fair like the cutie she is. She could be friend with my sister
>>71247963
She is pregnant
>>71247881
>I'll get hard as fuck if the mountain fists the high sparrow
So will the High Sparrow.
>>71247425
>For free
Nnnnope
>>71247922
>not posting the superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oVfIFrpslI
>>71247963
WHERES RAMSEY!!! HES WORSE THAN THE OTHERS JON
>>71247839
years.
>>71247963
Moon tea
>>71247766
because the title of the episode was "No One"
>>71247312
>>71247322
>>71247336
Based Jon posters :)
>>71247890
Christ that looks like it was made using WordArt
>>71247993
Knew something was off.
>>71247312
>>71247322
>>71247336
AZOR FUCKING JON
>>71248013
>>71248028
We see you
>>71247993
Well I have a new ring tone now
>>71247993
that's not superior wtf, way off
>>71247998
How would she have access to moon tea, and wouldn't Ramsay suspect something about months of cumming deep inside her without her getting knocked up
>>71247685
No. Arthur Dayne wielded a greatsword called Dawn which was "forged of the heart of a star". His dual wielding was just the show's way of trying to show him as the best fighter without actually investing enough budget on it. Spent the budget on dragons, I suppose.
>>71248013
I disliked Jon through season 1-2 but from season 3 onwards he became one of my favourite characters and after Hardhome he's definitely my number 1.
Azor Jon forever. He's like a non-Mary Sue version of Aragorn.
>>71247312
>>71247322
>>71247336
>>71248013
>>71248028
>>71248093
Based
>>71248093
>Azor Jon forever. He's like a non-Mary Sue version of Aragorn.
was the girl with the trap ball somehow explained?
or was it just some lazy writing to get Baristan the Old in to story?
Daily reminder Jon is the best swordsman in the WORLD
>>71248093
>He's like a non-Mary Sue version of Aragorn
Could someone please explain why she is called frogfu?
>>71248121
GALAXY, since it's sci fi
>>71248093
>He's like a non-Mary Sue version of Aragorn
This
>>71248093
That's beause he's a Gary Stu.
>>71248131
UNIVERSE
>>71248121
This is what Jon shitters actually believe.
>>71248114
That was the Warlocks of Qarth, it was mentioned in that same scene
Of course they've forgotten all about it now
>>71248114
She's a member of the Sorrowful Men, an assassin guild like the Faceless Men who say "I'm Sorry" before they kill.
>>71248157
Jon would have killed every single one of those kings guards with the wooden sword. Syrio was a fuck boy
>>71248157
>got killed by MERYN FOOKING TRANT
I hope we sometime see Asshai in tv show. :(
>>71248157
Pic related was BTFO by Meryn fuckin' Trant in armor and a big fucking sword.
>>71248157
>the white-walker slayer siblings
>>71248172
Didn't see him die so he isn't dead.
Rule number 1 of GoT, if they don't die on camera or if you don't see them dead, they are not dead.
Oh baby
>>71247320
it's funny because when i first saw waif i thought she was a boy and as the show progressed i got more confused.
>>71248128
Anyone??
>>71248194
that's a rule in general, but got doesn't follow it
got's rule is "if it's cheaper, go for it"
>>71248193
i ship jon and meera, bran controls jon through warging
>>71248172
Reminder that he didn't die and took over the identity of Meryn Trant and Arya killed Syrio to avenge Syrio.
>>71248193
truly poetic
>>71248194
so you be sayin that Arya skinned Waif(u)'s face while she was still alive?
>>71248219
You saw here dead though, the fact that she had her face proves she is dead.
>>71248157
>>71248219
dat face belonged to the actress, foo
aay=waif=arya
>>71248121
Arthur Dayne >>> Oberyn Martell > Barristan Selmy > Jamie Lannister > Robert Baratheon >>> The Hound > Victarion Greyjoy > Bronn > Beric Dondarrion >>> The Mountain > Jon Snow >>> Meryn fookin Trant >>> Syrio Forel
>>71247445
>>71247470
>>71247474
you people are both wrong and retarded
>>71247604
that feel when no jewess gf
>>71248093
Shame Kit can't act
>>71248250
absolute shit tier list
>>71248157
>MFT
>>71248204
Crannogmen eat frogs
>>71248250
You forgot the fookin legend of Xbox Live
He's Bronn-tier imo
>>71247539
Sandor mah negro
>>71248250
The Greatest Swordsman alive being that low
>LF: OHH SHANSHA, IT'S DEEP IN YER ARSH
>SANS: OH LORD BAELISH, OH OH OH, I HAVE TO HAVE A SHIT, IS THIS NORMAL?
>LF: YESH HAVE A SHIT ALL OVA MY COCK SHANSHA, I'M A DIRTY LITTLE BOY
>SANS: OHH GOD *POOOOOOOOP, S'POOOP PLERRRRRP FLOOOP POOOP* UNGH YES PETYR SMASH THE SHIT BACK UP INTO MY BUNGHOLE
>LF: SHANSHA YOU ARE JUSHT LIKE YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE WAS BUT A GIRL, OHHH HERE SOMES SHUM MILK FOR ALL THAT CHOCOLATE OHHHHHHHHH
>SANS: OH YES IMPREGNATE MY BUTT PETYR, JUST LIKE THE SONGS
>>71248212
sheer pottery tbqh
>>71248250
>>71248093
>Comparing based Aragorn with Jon.
>>71248255
And how is that retarded?
Stannis died so Shireen's sacrifice did nothing for him. Jon was resurrected the next day.
>>71248263
Sorry but the Mountain sucks, if he wasn't so huge he would be a shit-tier fighter
>>71248279
fapped
Where da spoilers @ I need to make the BOLD predictions in front of my normie friends so they think I'm some sort of GoT savant.
>>71248291
>if
>>71248284
>Aragorn is descended from the Kings of Gondor.
>Jon is descended from the Targaryen Kings.
>Aragorn's mother was descended from the first chieftain of the Dúnedain Aranarth, the rightful King of the Northern Kingdom. And takes after his mother in her Dúnedain coloring with grey eyes and dark hair.
>Jon's mother is descended from the first King in the North. And takes after his mother in her Stark coloring with grey eyes and dark hair.
>The Elendils left Numenor, the highest human civilization that fell to a cataclysmic event, before the island was swallowed by the sea, and kept what would be the last line of White Trees, a mystical tree from Numenor and the island's signature tree that became the sigil of House Elendil, the kings of Gondor.
>The Targaryens left Valyria, the highest human civilization that fell to a cataclysmic event, before the Doom came and much of the peninsula was swallowed by the sea, and kept the last dragons with them, dragons being the signature creatures of Valyria. The dragon would become the sigil of House Targaryen, the kings of Westeros.
>Aragorn led the rangers of the North.
>Jon leads the Night's Watch in the far North.
>When Aragorn was two years old, his father was killed while pursuing orcs. Aragorn was afterwards fostered in Rivendell by Elrond. At the bidding of Elrond, his lineage was kept secret, as Elrond feared he would be killed like his father and grandfather if his true identity as Isildur's heir became known. Aragorn was renamed Estel to hide his existence from Sauron and his servants
>When Jon was just born, his father was killed while pursuing rebels. Jon was afterwards fostered in Winterfell by Eddard Stark. At the bidding of Eddard, his lineage was kept secret, as Eddard feared he would be killed like his father and grandfather if his true identity as Rhaegar's heir became known. Jon was renamed Snow to hide his existence from Robert Baratheon and his servants
>>71248250
>Robert Baratheon
He didn't even use a sword.
Where is Thoros of Myr on that list?
>>71248114
>was the girl with the trap ball somehow explained?
Warlock something something.
What is Gregor Clegane didn't suffer from brain damage? Would he be any more mentally stable? In the books, it's mentioned he drinks milk of the poppy, a lot more than is safe, because he gets terrible migraines.
>>71247601
>look mom no coldhands
>>71248338
He'd be an imposing figure
>tfw Book Jon had some nuance to him while show Jon is just a generic good guy that no development
>>71248314
He's not on it, he's an average swordsman and a drunk.
Why would Vale, an isolationist, xenophobic kingdom, join the North's war?
How could Vale, which could only be accessed via dangerous winding mountain passs and narrow stairs, be able to field cavalrys at such great numbers?
Azor Sandor
>relationship with fire, even if he's afraid of it
>good with a sword
>"the lord of light isn't done with you yet"
>neutral in the conflict of men
>reborn in salt and flame, irreversibly changed when burnt as a child, was probably crying
>>71248385
dunno
>>71248385
The Vale is huge
>>71248385
the vale is not only one castle you fucking nigger
>>71248385
something something teleporting CIA
Aragorn = Jon
Frodo = Bran
Samwise = Samwell
Sauron = Daenerys
Minas Tirith = King's Landing
Rangers = Night's Watch
Gollum = Jorah
>>71248422
Theon is Gollum
>>71248422
what about CIA
>>71248436
wormtongue
>>71248436
cia is gandalf
>>71248373
>He's not on it, he's an average swordsman and a drunk.
He won the mêlée in the Kings Landing tourney to honour Ned's appointment as hand. Partly due to setting a sword on fire with wyldfire but still...
>>71248405
So is you're mom.
>sand snakes sneak into red keep
>find tommen
>push him out of the window making it look like he committed suicide
SNEK'D
>>71248436
>Jon Snow stands alone...
>Not alone, KNIGHTS OF THE VALE!
>TO THE KINGINDANORF!
>>71247685
>>71247721
>>71247730
>>71247753
>>71247827
>>71247890
would you have preferred this over the show TOJ?
>Big old Gerold swinging around a Halbred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64laRlyhPmo
>>71248470
Have them instead be raping him to death and we'll call it good.
>>71248490
even his real accent sounds fake
>>71248474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYm-4-00UE
forgot link
>>71248497
death by bad poosi is a good way to go imo
>>71248422
Jon = Rand
Elyas = wargs
Aegon = False Dragon
Lightbriger = Callandor
>>71248458
Yeah, it's a meme trick that weakens the sword. Who else was in the melee? No-name jobbers. Fair play to him but he's not exactly top-tier.
>>71248512
Gerold throwing away his helmet just gets me every time
>>71248512
Would have made him more memorable
>>71248515
It's probably the best the boy can hope for.
>>71248546
idk, i think death by smirkfu pussy is a better way to go
>>71248512
People complain about Dayne in the show, but he does absolutely fuck all in this version.
>>71248314
He's an absolute fucking maniac, but not a legendary fighter. More of a priest.
>>71248515
>death by bad poosi is a good way to go imo
He's already married to some pretty bad poosi
>>71248287
>Jon was resurrected the next day.
except that's wrong.
still doesn't explain how patchbro got revived, dipshit.
>>71248086
Yeah, it'd be hard to show the audience that he's a better fighter than the rest because he probably just went through the same got throwaway extra swordfighting school as everyone else.
>>71248581
>He's an absolute fucking maniac, but not a legendary fighter. More of a priest.
Much less of a priest.
So, what's wrong with Patchface from the books? Why wasn't he included in the show?
>>71248558
>>71248597
how much shit taste can you have
>>71248638
He doesn't contribute anything, unlike the likes of Ros who have tits
>>71248250
Nice ranking of which famous fighters you find most likeable, anon. Now rank them in order of combat capabilities.
>>71248611
He resurrected a dude 6 times man
>>71248663
Brienne>Jon>>>Ramsay>Dany>Dayne>Jaine>Bayne>Bane>Baned>Ned
>>71248666
Nah, R'hllor did that :^)
>>71248666
Thoros even acknowledges he was a shit priest who didn't really believe in the Red God up until the point Beric was resurrected.
>>71248512
>Scottish Dayne
sure
>>71248250
>Oberyn Martell
Hard to yell because he uses poison in his duels. Then again, Bronn is only as good as he is brcause he fights dirty.
>>71248666
>He resurrected a dude 6 times man
And he doesn't have a clue how he does it.
He just says the last rites, R'hllor style, and Beric gets back up again.
>>71248638
weird creepy character that just spouts off prophecies. the show doesn't like that kind of stuff anymore, time better spent elsewhere
>>71248685
>no Arya
shit list
>>71248685
>Brienne at the top
Showfags must die.
>>71248728
she is no one so she can't be famous ;>)
I miss ramsay
>>71248744
she's almost as much of a walking tank in the books too
>>71248685
Sandor>Gregor>Brienne>Bronn>Daario>Jorah>Arya>Ramsay>Jaime
So Arya will kill Dany, right?
>>71247383
nice waist
would rape
>>71247467
god bless poo in the loos
>>71248774
no. arya will kill walder frey first. then arya will head off to winterfell at some point and kill mel, because mel kidnapped gendry.
>ITT people write down names randomly, seperated by >
>>71248725
Creepy enough to scare Melisandre.
>>71248765
If Ramsay had dueled Jon in Wun-Wun combat, shirtless and with two daggers, would it have been better that what we got?
>>71248797
I would like to see her try to poison mel.
cercei>michael>andrew>kinvara>chad
>>71248797
That sounds hella fucking epic
#TeamArya
>>71248121
Being the best swordsman matters little unless you're also a good tactician and strategic planner. Or at least know when not to enter a battle. That's why Bronn is alive, because he assessed that he could take on the Mountain but decided it wasn't worth the risk. Jorah is also a good technical fighter but would lose to both Daario and Bronn because they fight dirty.
>>71248797
The Faceless dudes understand that Dany has to die for the greater good
>>71248854
If you could imbue any fighter in Westeros living or dead with all the tactical ability one gains from Total War, which would it be?
>>71248385
CIA's manipulations and they likely lose almost nothing from their involvement in the North, both in D&D's universe and GRRM's
so if arya does manage to kill mel, what will jon do to arya?
>>71248728
>Arya
She's actually not very good. Not that she's shit but she's just 12 so any adult with the slightest experience can disarm her in a blink of an eye. The except is when she has the drop on somebody, then she seems to get he act together.
>>71248385
SweetRobin is Sansa's cousin
>>71248827
The battle was not that bad, EXCEPT it should have been a small elite force of heavily armored vale knights, perhaps 50. They merely break up the encirclement and cause Ramsay's men to panick and flee - only to be viciously slaughtered by Jon's side. Then they arm wun-wun with barn door and he breaks the gates to winterfell and everything else happens as before.
>>71248915
Also the corpse piles were 100% retarded
