Is he going to get JUSTed or do you think he's the only man that can truly rise above?
He's been JUST for years already.
>>71246778
i wonder what happened
>>71246778
I don't recall seeing a Honda Civic on that list of cars to be stolen in 60 seconds.
>>71246778
youd have to be fucktarded in the first place to marry a asian lol
>>71246817
>owns a castle
>owns an island
>owns 4 yachts
>owns a private jet
I don't think so, buddy
Alice: You've changed! I can't keep pretending like things are okay! What happened to you? I need to go. You're just not crazy enough anymore.
>>71246846
Quality comment.
>>71246778
Nic Cage can't be JUST'd, he's the living embodiment of JUST. He's like a Chaos god from 40k or something.
>>71246778
Good. I'm making my directorial debut and my budget is around 300 dollars. Nic cage and Eric Roberts will do nicely.
>>71246864
Yeah, and he's in hock on all of that, which is why he takes any B-grade role you throw his way.
>>71246778
He got too cagey.
>>71246778
>Wife Alice Kim Separate After 11 Years
So he married her when she was a toddler cause she looks 12 on that picture
>>71246920
Nigga, he's been doing that for literally decades.
>>71246890
Eric Roberts is a great actor. He's just not able to say no.
>>71246849
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/nicolas-cage-criticizes-hollywoods-lack-649992
>After praising his female co-star Liu Yifei's performance and saying how much he enjoyed working with the Chinese industry, Cage added: “I hope that we will see more Chinese actors in American cinema too. We do see Gong Li, Zhang Ziyi and Chow Yun Fat, but it’s very rare to see the Chinese male actor in Hollywood movies, which is something I take great umbrage with. You know, my son [Kal-El Cage] is Asian. He may want to direct one day; he may want to be an actor like his father -- and I want that to be open to him. So I want to make some kind of effort to see more of that happen in Hollywood.”
>>71246981
>asians aging
Now he'll really need to find that third treasure senpai.
>>71247282
Is this supposed to be shocking? it is extremely obvious he is a weeb.
>>71246849
asians are usually the most faithful though, you'd have to be truly fucktarded to marry a western white woman.
>>71247315
i see /a/ is awake.
>>71246817
Back to twitter, underage nigger.
>Having an half-asian son
>son
You fucked up right there, Nic.
>>71247366
>asian mom and white dad
doomed from the start
>>71246778
Didn't even know this sad fuck was married to an asian.
I wonder how that will change his career or not.
>>71247282
Nicolas Cage is our greatest ally, thank you.
>>71247343
Isn't that just a common thing though? Generally speaking, asian women seem to be more homely and traditional, whereas white women especially in hollywood are much more polygamous and outgoing.
>>71246843
She probably wanted someone younger. I mean look at him.
>>71247377
Dubs confirmand so does Elliot Rodgers
>>71246778
Why do people not understand the JUST meme? It doesn't mean sucking at relationships, being single or whatever, but not having any money.
Nicolas Cage is, despite being a terrible actor, one of the best paid actors in Hollywood.
>>71247289
>>71246778
You sons of bitches told me Asian women didn't pull this kind of shit!
>>71247413
It depends.
Some are super consumerist and only attracted to money.Normally those are the ones weebs pine after appearence wise too.
>>71246890
I'm writing a story about two old gangsters who are gay and a crazy woman pregnant with their jizz cocktail so they won't know who the father is. All three of them have to drive from Utah to California to start their new lives on the west coast before the baby is due. Hijinks ensue. I think I can get both Cage and Roberts
What JUST girls are out there? Preferably formerly hot daughters on sitcoms who can't find work now
>>71247440
>not having money
What do you think happens in a divorce you ducking dumbass? He's going to lose at least HALF of EVERYTHING. He's also going to give her half of all future income. But her? She owes him nothing. That's fucking JUST.
>>71247494
He might have gotten a pre nup
also he has a hollywood family dynasty,he will NEVER be poor
>>71247471
Christina Applegate
Ariel Winter
AnnaSophia Robb
Nikki Cox
>>71247282
>Kal-El Cage
There is a child named after a capeshit hero...
>>71247494
careful of that spellcheck, phonefag
>>71247522
cage named himself after one
>>71247282
>kal-el cage
poor fucker
>>71247494
NOTHING is ''JUST'' you dumb memerer. Go spout black twitter meme garbage on black twitter.
>>71247413
asian women are crazy, and most of them place money/status above all
>>71247548
Yeah my bad. I'm posting at work i.e. getting paid to post. You're doing it for free though?
>>71247553
Having people call you Kal isn't too weird of a name.
>>71247567
You're in the wrong place, kid.
>>71247282
Is it his son or his wife's son?
>>71247522
he picked his own name Cage from the character Luke Cage.
>>71247494
back to twitter fag our nic has a prenup and family money, he is unjustable and he's one of the best actor of our time, be glad you're able to nask in his glory while he's still alive and well
PS the Ghost Riders are the only decent marvel flicks together with tobey's spidey
>>71247789
>prenup
>implying that means absolutely anything in 2016
don't make me laugh
>>71246817
>An actor who gets constantly hired is JUST
Lurk for another 2 years before you start posting
>>71247840
it does when you have a wealthy family that has the best jew lawyers money can buy on stand by.
baka
The chinese dont age well
>>71247413
Kek. Eastern women these days are no better than western women. They'll marry you either for money or status.
If you want a fateful wife you'd have to marry a muslim woman.
>>71247282
So his wife is in the Snoopy suite?
>>71246864
Owns HALF of all that soon!
Oh god, he's already broke.....I mean not everyone is Eric Roberts who can actually break space/time and make more than one movie at a time.
His movies cant get shittier, what will become of him now?!
Why would he get divorced with such a qt? After having kids no less?
>>71248325
>doubting the coppola senpai
what is it like to live in such bliss?
>>71248430
oops,lol
>>71248420
Because he could easily get one younger then her and without the sass
She's gonna break her rusty cage
>>71246843
Didn't he get arrested for hitting her or some shit a few years ago?
>>71248520
She probably hit him and flipped it.Asians can be pretty kooky.
>>71246843
Wants a BBC for her TAP not his LWD iykwim
>>71248460
He fucked up. She looked like a qt and had no ties to hollywood
. Also divorcing after having a kid is pretty evil, unless it was for a really good reason.
>>71246849
>you'd have to be fucktarded in the first place to marry
fixed
>>71248556
There are millions of qts in asia alone,why would he suffer if he can just find another woman?
>>71248612
He already had a kid with her. Not those million other qt's
>>71247308
Cage/Seagal spies in Asia movie when?
>>71248633
Give him some time
>>71248633
>why would he suffer
he also has a kid from his first marriage,so it is nothing new to him
>>71248661
kek
>>71246981
>>71246778
At 18 worked as a sushi waitress, proposed on a helicopter ride. thought they split up when he got drunk in public in New Orleans. 32 now
>>71248719
That is pretty taboo,impressive he never got any shit for it
>>71247553
Could have been worse. Can you imagine being a half Asian kid named ghost rider?
>>71248755
Impressive that he got away with this, with a Korean girl,some other Asian yeah but Koreans seem pretty hard core culture wise.
>>71247522
>>71247553
Kal-El Cage should have playdates with Pilot Inspektor Lee and Apple Martin
>>71248520
I would love to see a movie that is just nic cage fighting Asian women John wick style. Like a cross between saw/the raid/John wick/crank
>JUST
>>71248844
This is actually a great idea
nicolas cage has been careening towards his early demise for years now. the nigga looks like he's a straight up alcoholic and I'm putting money down that he's dead within 5 years
>>71249207
Will his life become Vampires Kiss at some point is what I wonder
>>71247494
>He's also going to give her half of all future income
>Living in a country that supports this
Hahahaha, Cuckland.
