He's very good though, he's not an actor. But um.... you know, not many of them were
So what DO you know of this Renwick customerrrrrrrr?
>Well let me just say one thing to that. I would say that a man who behaves like a beast shall never suffer the pain of being a man. Yet a man without love is like an orchard without shedded blossom. I've mellowed, I think.
>ywn own a foundation for kids with psychokinetic abilities
>>71245471
>you will never be a very intuitive kid in Marenghi Foundation
>female actress never shows in interview segments
>that whole implication that they somehow accidentally murdered her
this shit was ahead of its time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjOEcoMy2fI
>First of all, I'm not an actor.
>SO STOP ACTING AT ME
>>71245538
>>that whole implication that they somehow accidentally murdered her
I need to watch this again, I completely missed this
>when One Track Lover hits
>Special effects by Deanamatronix
What I do, sometimes, is get a tin of soup; heat it up; poach an egg in it; and serve that with a pork pie or sausage roll.
>she was wrong
>We made this show without any channel's permission. So I just started making the show with Garth, paying for it myself - we didn't know you had to be asked. So we made it, gave it to the channel and they said "I'm sorry, but we didn't ask you to make this" and I said "What do you mean you didn't ask us to make this? Do you ask everyone before they make a show?" And they said "Yes we do". And I went "This is news to me sweetheart. I made this show with my sweat and blood. I've spent the last 4 weeks of my life making this show. Do you want it?". "No" they say. So I'm, you know, caught between the devil and the deep blue sea having to sell 40 episodes of a medical based horror show, erm, with no one buying it, thats why we had to put it out in Peru.
"Maybe if everyone who'd ever been close to you had died, you'd be sarcastic too."
"Yes, that makes sense"
>>71245602
>I think she's in the east end
>>71245527
>"I must be the only author whos written more books than Ive read"
>Mike stared in disbelief as his hands fell off. From them rose millions of tiny maggots. Maggots? Maggots. Maggots. Maggots. Maggots... all over the floor of the post office. In Leytonstone.
>>71245434
Is that a reference to blacks?
>>71245602
>>71245538
It's also heavily implied that Dean Lerner straight-up murdered their financier
>This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen.
>King Lear, p46
>>71245538
I'm really hoping for a film or one off special episode to parody Twin Peaks and the X-Files coming back, with a recast Liz.
Blood?
Blood.
>>71245434
What do you call this hair style?
>>71247630
Or Merangi goes fantasy to cash in on LoTR, GoT, and King's Dark Tower series.
Wizards?
Wizards.
>>71247826
Marenghi tries to rip off Bernard Cornwell but fails to do any historical research.
>>71248099
Yessss historical fantasy novel.
>>71247679
geek pie
>>71245602
>>71245602
also watch "man to man with dean learner"
a fake talk show with our beloved host dean learner, where it's more than implied that he makes his cash in dubious ways.
his rants against everything are also superb
+ guess who's the first guest in his show!
>>71247630
I want the Wasp Women film, Garenthi claimed to have made.
Anyone remember Modern Toss?
Hello Dean LeARNEr
I'M A ONE TRACK LOVER
MY AUNT LIVES IN SCOTLAND, SHE SAYS IT'S QUITE NICE