Not gonna lie, I'd eat the hell out of it.
Why would you lie to begin with anon?
nice """'""""zha
That's a big pizza.
>>71242507
>thin crust
>>71242507
>image.jpg
Yet another quality thread brought to you by Apple Incorporated™.
>this has NEVER been successfully refuted
>>71242507
UK Kitchen Nightmares
>Gordon narrating
>The people realise he is there to help
>no milking of sob story
>actually showing the progression of the restaurant consistently through the hour
>Gordon comes back weeks later and loves the food
US Kitchen Nightmares
>TONIGHT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
>censored words every 2 seconds
>quick shots and editing showing bust ups
>this noise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY
>owners arguing
>Chef screaming
>woman breaks down crying and gives sob story of how she didn't finish a whopper at burger king once
>Gordon just gives them a new menu and hires new chef
>comes back weeks later to continued arguing and new chef been sacked
>>71242585
>autism
whats the context here? i've always ignored the pics but now i am genuinely curious to the honest
>>71242615
What a quality refutation, friend. Mind if I save it for the next one that's posted in?
>>71242554
For you.
>>71242602
That's why the US one is infinitely more entertaining. Even the US one is watched like 9x more frequently in the UK
>>71242641
Ramsay is so happy about his pizza that he needs to hide his tears of joy.
>>71242648
Calm down autismo
>>71242507
Is there a link to this episode on youtube
>>71242653
>Even the US one is watched like 9x more frequently in the UK
>more views equals more entertaining
are you a marvelshit by any chance? quantifying by numbers isn't exactly concrete evidence. you might aswell tell me what the best youtube video is by most watched
>>71242641
>>71242740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc#t=14m10s
>>71242740
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
>>71242754
>no one watches the UK one
>yeah well everyone else is a pleb with no taste
*tips fedora*
A television show is meant to be watched. The more people watch it the better it's serving its one function. Get over it dweeb.
>>71242765
ty mate 14 min mark
>>71242830
>strawman
jog on idiot, or argue like a competent person.
>>71242648
>>71242602
literal retardation. Anyone with an ounce of sanity is glad to have the convenience of web browsers on mobile devices.
ON topic, is there a better episode than that french vegan who shuts down her own restaurant to become a stripper?
>>71242848
Do you even know what a strawman is you idiot? Because that isn't one.
>>71242507
Why do you keep posting this one
It wasn't even egregiously bad
>>71242765
man that pizza looks legitimately awful
I thought it was hard to fuck up a pizza with a pizza oven, but damn proved me wrong.
>>71242871
>Do you even know what a strawman is you idiot
yes, in this point you trying to prove your point by claiming I said 'pleb with no taste'. so jog on.
>>71242869
>convenience of web browsing
>having a right to contribute anything to a conversation via the "convenience of mobile phone web browsing"
See >>71242585 to know why you're a moron. Are the words big-enough to read on that tiny screen of yours?
>>71242765
Wow, the USA version sucks... All these sound effects and dramatic music stings and flashy cuts and obvious overreacting on Ramsey's part... what's the fucking point? God bless based British Television, where we can have tits and cocks and say fuck on any channel we like after 9pm.
>>71242602
I swear, the dumbest thing about reality TV is the music.
>Who ordered the double sausage with cheese?
>>71242918
End of the day, lad, people will keel posting on their mobile. I'm sure if you could afford one on neetbux, you'd get one too. Don't worry, once Trump is in, I'm sure you'll get a piece of the money pie.
>>71242940
Whats weird is every US reality show is the same, as if the reality tv music business is a monopoly of one company who copy and paste the same shit everywhere
>>71242585
1.) perhaps if you are a fatty with sausage fingers, but you're strictly talking about cell phones when really portable devices come in many shapes and sizes and are quite easy to use if you're not retarded.
2.) perhaps if you are genetically weak and have inferior eyes. And again, see above.
3.) sorry my image doesn't have a hilarious meme title for your amusement, kid.
4.) learn the difference between posting from a handy portable device, and actually posting from a mobile network. Image.jpg isn't evidence of posting from a mobile network, just as regular image file names isn't proof the person isn't posting from a mobile network.
5.) codswallop
Just as many people shitpost from their desktop and you know it.
>>71242869
>ON topic, is there a better episode than that french vegan who shuts down her own restaurant to become a stripper?
Better in what way? Better in crazy-ness or better restaurant-wise?
why do fellow euros pretend to hate american pizza?
there's nothing better than a big fat slice of american pepperoni pizza 2bh
>>71242943
wrong pic
>>71243016
Better in the "from up-and-coming restaurant owner to hooker in 3 weeks" way
>>71242507
>that crust
THICC
>>71242998
>Production music libraries are a popular source of music for television for several reasons. The chief advantage is that they are designed to be easy to license. The production company pays a flat fee to use music from a particular production library, and for that fee they are allowed to use all of that music in perpetuity, anywhere around the world that the show may be broadcast, on any platform or format even if it hasn't been invented yet. If you know anything about the nightmare of licensing music under these situations, you begin to see why using a production library is a good, no-hassle way to get music for your production.
>Additionally, production music libraries are much cheaper than licensing commercial music or hiring a composer to write original music for your production. This is particularly true if your company is making several shows and can cut an overall deal with one production library.
One company will make several shows pulling from the same well of stock music. There you go.
>>71243014
Lol anti phone fag getting BTFO
>>71243164
thanks pal
>>71243016
LINK PLEASE
>>71242919
It's really ridiculous, only premium channels in the US are allowed to say anything worse than "bullshit"
Pic related, an actual pizza from a local place near me. Flyover shits can kill yourselves.
>>71243014
>>71243181
>(5) codswallop
>this is somehow "evidence of refutation"
The record still stands. Next contender, please. Fucking mobile-posting losers.
>>71243494
Want some pizza with that grease?
>>71243569
t. ulilililia
>>71242915
The problem is he's right.
The US show is scripted forced drama, just as you say. In terms of being an insight into the businesses, it fails, in favour of human drama. I can't call it Objectively Bad, but it's not to my taste either.
But if it gets more views than the UK version, it is demonstrably a more 'sucessful' TV show. I'm pretty sure no one said sucess equals quality.
>>71243543
5.) my little sister can even type faster on her cell phone than you can on your handicap keyboard, the entire point is in fact codswallop, complete fucking nonsense.
Successfully refuted. And let's be real here, your point #4 is the only real point you thought you had, but the fact is you're dead wrong. You got BTFO, son. Now piss off.
Just a reminder that pic related is an actual pizza.
Just because you put 34 pounds of grease, shit, and salt on a base and call it a pizza doesn't mean it is.
But then again, I have a very sophisticated paláis and am not american.
Pity for you who never get to experience an authentic italian pizzé.
>>71243569
Real pizza is juicy you dumb fuck.
Probably have only eaten pizza with low quality cheese. Good cheese is juicy.
>>71243684
There are hundreds of styles of pizza. They're all 'actual pizzas'. Stop being a faggot about comfort food ffs.
>>71243646
hmm I agree I guess then
>(((pizza)))
>>71243684
Having tried both in my travels, the US have italy beat. Tastier, more varied, less pretentious. The authentic shit is more often than not a tasty piece of cheese on toast, but a shit pizza.
>>71243768
Because you have destroyed your taste buds with shit food probably 20 years ago.
>>71243747
He was still an arsehole about it.
>>71243768
This. I'm so sick of 'muh authentic Italian pizza'. Literally every time I visit Italy and try pizza or pasta their sauce or bread is absolute shit tier and they act like its a gift from God.
>>71243783
Yeah, you tell yourself that.
As a handy peasent food, traditional italian is fine, it made something tolerable from what little was there.
But the Italian American pizza is an evolution.
>>71243795
thanks pham
>>71243569
there are three 'acceptable' kinds of pizza to critics. The original Naples pizza, which is basically tomato & cheese bread, that later became flatbread with a light tomato sauce, mozzarella and basil, like a caprese sandwich.
The NY pizza is an incredibly thin, Jewish flatbread with piss poor Italian meat marinara sauce and mozzarella and cheddar cheese with too many greasy pepperoni slices on top. Also, and this is key, you must use gross as fuck NY tap water for the dough, for 'flavor'.
Chicago pizza isn't that much better. It's a pan pizza with really thick and yeasty dough, tastes like cardboard, and it's layered with sauce (generally just a thin tomato sauce, or sometimes fucking ketchup, cheddar, pepperoni, mushrooms, mozzarella, mushrooms, pepperoni, and a final layer of cheddar. Sometimes it has green peppers. Anyways, it's far superior to NY pizza (but what isn't?) but not as simple, light and tasty as Naples pizza.
Finally, you have the best of all worlds (even Canadian pizza, which is nothing to talk about except for the use of ham) which is Californian pizza (not cal-zones, which I would argue is a whole other thing)
What goes on a Californian pizza? ANYTHING!
Yet it must be a light and fluffy, not so yeasty or flat dough that doesn't taste like glue or cardboard (Chicago and NY) but is entirely of the Naples kind of dough.
The classic Californian is a Naples pizza without basil, a light tomato sauce (with no meat) a sprinkling of a blend of Muenster and Mozzarella and a few pepperoni, about ten per pie instead of the NY 30-50.
However, this is a transitional pizza to help the uninitiated into a whole world of possibilities. The next common pizza is the same light tomato sauce, motz and Muenster with Canadian bacon (ham) and pineapple.
But what is uniquely Californian is bbq sauce pizza with bacon and pineapple, or bbq sauce with chicken and granny smith apple, or Mediterranean pizza with feta, bell pepper, and olives.
>>71243847
>It's an american can't enjoy food that isn't saturated with fat and shit episode
>>71243847
In many ways it was.
It turns staples into something relatively tasty.
But pizza has moved beyond that.
Places that charge idiots a premium on the basis of "authentic italian style" are laughing their asses off at consumers.
>>71242602
>that noise
kek
>>71243904
>Baballa boopy!! Badalla pizza badalla boopy!!!
Sorry Mario, your pizza is bottom tier.
>>71243668
>my little sister can even type faster on her cell phone
Thanks for playing, insert coin to continue
>>71243902
>Californian pizza
Lol they use barbeque sauce with dried up chicken toppings. It's disgusting tbph
>>71243991
Spoken by a man who ate only a Domino's Equivalent.
>>71243494
That looks like shit man I'm not even trying to be mean. All I assume it takes like is greasy dough.
>authentic Italian pizza from Rivergaro, Italy
I'd rather eat the Ramsay pie 9/10 times
Australia reporting in
You're all right. It's no big secret, a good pizza is made with good fresh ingredients and reasonable ratios.
-Frozen dough is shit
-Canned tomato sauce can taste like metal if it's oxidized, not stored properly, or past its expiry date.
>>71243707
-Real cheese IS juicy. Easy way to tell good cheese from bad is when it's melted, if it stretches and is all stringy it's good cheese, if it just easily gloops apart like pudding it's cheap shit.
-also why you don't want an extreme amount of cheese, cause it will make the dough soggy and the pizza overly greasy.
-Keep a normal dough to sauce to cheese to toppings ratio and use fresh ingredients and you'll have a good pizza.
Oh and there is some controversy over the order, do you put the toppings under the cheese or on top. I believe that they should always go on top of the cheese because when they are under the toppings tend to sweat, the condensation makes the pizza soggy.
Reminder that if you don't think this is the GOAT pizza then you're just Amerilard pleb trash
How can non-Australians even compete?
>>71244051
lmao did they just toss in a roll of cheese and let it melt?
also who tf unironcally eats eggplants
>>71244051
Oh my fuck that looks amazing.What kind of cheese is that in the middle?
>>71243990
>haven't offered a single counter-point.
Doesn't work that way, chucklefuck.
>>71244057
You are absolutely correct.
Assuming equivalent quality, American style pizzas always win out.
People confuse "issa simple" with "issa good".
>>71244085
Done better on Hawaiian with less fuss.
>>71244113
>>71244052
Not unique to Oz. Pizza Slut did burger crusts globally.
>>71244133
pretty much.
>>71244151
>implying I have to offer counter-points
What, you didn't see the five I brought up? Irrefutable. Air-fucking-tight.
>>71244175
Did you order extra cheese? Looks like a passive agressive chef.
>>71244113
>TWO (2) tomato squeezes
SweatingManWithTowelWipingAwaySweatFromForeheadWithShockedExpression.png
>>71244141
Tomino
>>71244203
no, just typical Italian chef, so he probably is passive aggressive 24/7
>>71244191
You are shitposting more than the guy on mobile famalamadingdong, no one is here to see your childish squabble.
>>71244191
And all 5 "points" were successfully refuted and you have yet to prove any wrong. You're done.
>>71244113
>Pie Crust
Madness
what's that episode with that hot as fuck 21 year old head chef? goddamn, she was hottest chick in the history of Kitchen Nightmares
>>71244239
>>71244113
Wtf is a tomato sauce squeezie
>>71244385
I'm guessing sachet of ketchup.
hey you guys want some nachos?
>>71243684
>I have a very sophisticated paláis
>>71242869
she didn't become a stripper, she became an actual prostitute, google it
>>71244517
Can anyone link this episode?
>>71244464
is this кинo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY
how about some classic carbonara?
>>71244385
>tomato sauce squeezie
>>71244402
>>71243684
I don't know about american pizzas, but it's a well known fact that Italian pizzas are the worst in the world.
>>71244554
>sauce in a blister pack
That's new to me.
>>71244554
>that image
what did they mean by this
>this whole thread
>not a single suggestion of good old deep dish from chicago
Look at that 'go 'za
>>71242765
Thanks now I'll spend the next 6 hours watching Kitchen Nightmare episodes on Youtube.
Every fucking time.
>>71242507
the most awful part of hotel hell is when gordon takes it upon himself to talk shit about the owner's personal life instead of sticking to the dishes/hotel. Like the last ep he went on a tangent with the server about the owner after meeting him not 10 minutes ago. He doesn't know anything about their relationship to talk that way.
The amount of arrogance, presumptuousness, self-righteous blabber this man seems to think he's entitled to is a bit too much, even for US audience. What astonishes me is that the server completely agrees with him, even though she said she was hired there recently. All in all absolutely disgusting people all around.
>>71242507
You gonna post this shit every night?
>>71242585
>he doesnt realise i name all my images image.jpg and post off my pc just to trigger him
:^)
>>71244669
stop that
>>71244464
what the hell
>>71244703
I found everything about Hotel Hell completely boring, are there any stand out episodes?
>>71244464
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP NACHOS
>>71244950
Not really
It's just good for background noise
How does /tv/ feel about my cake?
>>71244950
check out episode 4 of season 2, hotel chester.
it was a really sweet episode.ramsay didn't really teach them much though, he just paid for a bunch of new staff and renovations for them because they wouldn't be able to cope on their own. they did deserve it though. it pained me to see such a sweet couple on the brink of bankruptcy that they couldn't do much about because of the owners injury
>>71245137
That pic is more disgusting than scat
Hell's Kitchenfu anyone? Here's mine.
>>71243902
Everyone is going to troll me for this but the best fucking pizza and sushi are mexican. Actual made in mexico by mexicans "Mexican".
>>71244532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y3VCoNecjk
http://archive.financialexpress.com/news/chef-turned-woman-into-200anight-prostitute/633644
Wasn't hard to find
>>71245290
The wall just got 10 ft higher.
>>71245216
Looks like a young Vincent Cassel with makeup on.
>>71245216
manda from the latest season was pretty qt
>>71245137
looks like something russians would find appetizing
>>71242507
is dat sum 'go style 'za?
>>71245380
>>71245310
50 years too late my amigo. Better start working on that hybrid language of the future.
>>71245290
i tried mexican sushi and it isnt very good.
i do love me some bean food though..mmm.
This is the average pizza in Mexico.
Also, dont fuck it up gringo, or this could happen:
http://www.thenewstribe.com/2012/10/12/man-killed-for-late-pizza-delivery/
>>71242507
same, but I'm a terrible cook so I have pretty low standards
>>71245480
You'd better apologize, or this could happen.
YOU!YOU!YOU!
COME HERE!
>>71245290
Mexican Sushi sounds like some sort of disgusting sex act or a term you would use to describe someone's mutilated body.
>>71243684
Why is Italy so fucking afraid of flavour? Those dipshits don't know what spice is and will eat raw cardboard as long as you tell the pretentious fucks that it's made with fresh ingredients.
Pizza is really just tomatoes and cheese.
Why did the fatties have to ruin this by putting other shit on it?
this is pizza.
>>71245570
>cooked broccoli
ugh
>>71245570
>letting a brown person touch your food
>>71244464
Actual whale blubber would be less fattening than that.
>>71245570
>a whole fucking chicken
my sides
>>71244699
it's exciting torture to watch it while very hungry
>>71245563
Because in Italy genfood isn't allowed, so food hasn't lost it's natural flavor yet.
>>71245570
nice
>>71242648
his wife's son should be strong alpha Tyrone tho instead of weak pussy sjw nigga
>>71245663
>>71245607
>>71245642
>order a pizza
>don't get a brand new tire
americans, please.
>>71245709
Any gun-pizzas out there?
>>71245734
this is a good concept but poor execution
>>71245751
the head of the chef flavour of course
he has a gun, but it is not legal.
>>71245751
>>71245770
>diabetes is a good concept
>>71245854
>Oreo pie
>not delicious kino food
begone pleb
Are any brands of those little pizza bite things any good cause the ones I've tried always taste like deep fried shit
>oh fuck that moment when you realize you're asking anons on /tv/ for hotpocket advice at 4:52 AM what the fuck is going on? what have I become?
>>71242919
>>71243450
Am I the only one that prefers it that way?
>>71246179
Annies looks good but i havent tried them yet since they are stupidly over priced.
>>71245510
I wonder why would someone would build a wall before throwing all niggers out of a plane...
>>71242507
the portions outweight the uncooked dough or cold pasta in the middle of the calzone. ain't like homeboy wouldn't stuff it back into the oven for a few minutes and hook up a nigga.
this britfag doesn't know how shit works in amerifats. he needs to step off and tease his arsehole with some blood pudding
>>71246520
>double *would
Damn, i thought this was my chance at memeing right..
If you learn about the history of "authentic" pizza then you know that its a scam. There is no such thing as authentic pizza because the Italians copied American Italians.
>>71246594
Italy didnt even have tomatoes until immagrants brought them over.
>>71243902
>Also, and this is key, you must use gross as fuck NY tap water for the dough, for 'flavor'.
NYC tap water is some of the best in the world by sourcing. They're ridiculously protective of their Catskills watersheds and bought up an enormous amount of land to prevent development within them.Their aqueducts are some of the largest engineering projects on Earth - and are amazingly almost entirely gravity fed, making it a very energy efficient system for its enormous scale. It's not like they just pull brackish water from the Hudson, douse it with chlorine and call it a day. Say what you want about NYC, but they care about their water supply.
Now, whether it gets to your kitchen sink in that quality, that's another matter. Buildings in New York, like those in many tall cities, make extensive use of rooftop water tanks, so that water only needs to be pumped up to the top level and then gravity fed back down to users. If the tanks or internal water pipes of a building are bad, well, sucks to be you.
>>71242765
The dough...IS RAW...IS FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>71246837
5+ post.
would allow access to flavortown
>>71242507
Is it stuffed or just thick?
It looks like a bigger version of a papa murphy's stuffed pizza, that shit is awesome.
>>71242585
But that pic applies to all mobile users, not just Apple iPhone users, my retarded friend.
>>71245175
My family applied last year for a place we own in connecticut. Once the consultants came in and started explaining what's going to happen we bailed out.
Ramsay doesn't fully pay for the renovations, the owners are obliged to pay a set sum on a specified date set by the producers for the design company hired under him and it is established in written form when they make you sign for disclaimers. Same goes for the cleaning crew. We never got to that part but it was assumed we would be paying half, and the rest would be paid by producers.
>>71247027
source is in the thread, it's called a thin crust and >>71246915
Is Amy's bakehouse still a thing or did they shut down? I remember there being a shitstorm with them specifically
>>71247027
stuffed with raw dough
>>71247184
Closed http://www.azcentral.com/story/entertainment/dining/2015/12/29/amys-baking-company-scottsdale-has-closed/71722292/
>>71246179
Skip that, grab this.
>>71244583
>>71244587
Australian innovation
I'm surprised it hasn't caught on in other countries, they're useful as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5U-gePk2S4
>>71247497
Heinz makes packets like that which double as a cup for dipping, only Wendy's uses them in america because they cost more than traditional packets.
>>71247423
>Cookie pizza
Fucking hell, Amerifats
>>71247555
Pizza Hut uses them, too.
>>71242507
I mean, I'd eat it.
Food is food. I like food.
>>71242765
>thats our thin crust
hahahhaha
>>71244464
""""""Mexican Cuisine""""""
Everythings pre-packaged even the fucking olives and fucking fat spray
>>71242754
Here in America we make money. You want smart shit watch PBS, you twit.
>>71247120
Did your family hotel go under?
>>71244464
What the living fuck is that.
Seriously, I applaud you, how the fuck did you come by something like that - who is that?
How does that person think recording that concoction of baked cheese and corn chips is helping someone out there make nachos?
>>71242507
I don't have time to read the thread...heading out for some shopping with my soon to be gf but what's wrong with that pizza
>>71248024 see >>71242765
14 minutes mark, greasy, undercooked "thin" crust pizza you'd get out of an easy bake oven, not a licensed restaurant
>>71248024
nothing. Ramsay overreacting for the cameras as usual
>>71243684
>greens added before cooking
>all burned up
>authentic italian pizzé
Actual authentic pizzas are twice the size and half as thick. With perfect amounts of topping. And they actually know how to cook a pizza.
>>71248100
>overreacting for the cameras
one of the more recent episodes had Ramsey "freaking out" because the owner had something that oncce belonged to a person thats now dead. does Ramsey not own any antiques?
>>71243494
>europoors can only afford to put toppings on half their pizza
>>71247979
>who is that?
The patron saint of /ck/
>>71245908
>oreo
>in anything
manchild begone.
>>71244464
amerifat every single time
>>71245734
Who would pay 399 US dollar for that shit?
>>71244464
I didn't know hot vomit had a recipe.
>>71244085
>figs
>prosciutto
>rocket
that actually looks pretty good anon i might make something like that tonight
>>71250988
holy shit i didn't even read the filename
how pretentious am i, look at those dubs look at me real sophisticated like
