ITT we design movie theaters
>>71236926
which side of the theater is a secret gas chamber?
here is the template
>>71236968
the one without the shower view obviously, those are for plebs
Bump I'm gonna be pissed if this thread dies before I can post my layout
bump with new design
>>71237203
Dude the single people can still shoot the rest of the people from there
>>71237203
that looks pretty comfy desu, screen is a little small on the singles section and it can get cramped in there but other than that its great.
Only like 7 posts and I'm already dying. Good thread, bump for interest.
>>71237256
assault rifles are banned in my country so that slipped my mind
here's the freedom-friendly version
>>71237306
>>71237368
Magnum opus. Gonna save this.
>>71237364
i hope the singles door leads directly to the street, that way you don't trigger yourself by seeing the couples in the lobby.
>>71237368
what goes on in the foot fetish area? are there girls in there?
>>71237111
this looks like an animal crossing house
>>71236926
>nowhere to put my anvil
Dogshit design, desu. Unless your theatre wants to pull the "leave your anvil at the door" trick again. I've lost many anvils that way.
>>71237493
It's basically the thinking area but for white males
>>71237368
>tfw you have to use the backup vape zone
>>71236926
Where am I supposed to put my anvil?
Can you guys add a designated seating area for those with seeing eye dogs?
>>71237532
>Get to theatre
>Get past forever trench
>Lose date to the theatre moat
>Now a single white male
>Theatre shooter takes notice and starts taking pop shots
>Lose him in Death Island
>Drop popcorn running away from Death Island natives
>Get out and scale brick wall
>Finally make it to Winners row
>Sprain neck staring at the 80 feet screen from about 5 feet away
>Only manage to catch the tail end of movie
>>71237517
>>71237593
here you go guys, anvil is always welcomed in my theater
>no Cinema Dome in your state or city
>no mention of the dome meme from old /tv/
>>71237664
Finally, a cinema with the modern amenities I need. Thanks OP.
>>71237692
>>71237664
looks like the perfect gay sauna to be frankly my dear
uh where are the rifle valet?
you can't honestly expect me to hold these things the whole movie?
singles are welcomed
>>71237898
Where's the screen
>>71237825
what are the gray areas?
>tree stand seating
nice
No singles allowed in my kinotorium
>>71237730
>convince gay coworker to attend a screening of The Anvil Hoarder (1930) with me in an attempt to get around the NSP
>reluctantly agrees, but only if I stick my finger in his ass before the show
>that won't be a problem, i'll just use the cinéma shower to freshen up afterwards
>get inside, rush to set my anvil in the hoarding station
>notice my anvil rival brought his qt girlfriend
>immediately identify his anvil in the hoarding section
>stupid faggot, he hasn't shined it in days
>crab leg debris has accumulated after repeated use
>place my perfectly shined anvil right in front of his seats
>rival is pissed
>"anon, is that shit on your finger?"
>his gf starts giggling
>feel my face get hot, so I try to cover it with my hands and inadvertently get shit in my eye
>run to the shower area and cry for the first half of the movie
Did I fuck up, /tv/?
>>71237959
Ski courses. Green Circle, Blue Square, and Black Diamond are commonly used designations of difficulty. Was thinking of putting in a freestyle course but that would mean less tree stand seating.
>>71237995
No anon you just need to shine your anvil harder next time
>>71237927
>Gladiators
it's a live show.
>>71237368
makes you think
>>71237631
Hell YES!
>>71237980
>get ferris wheel seats, miss half the movie because the other carts block my view
where are the crab leg
>>71238188
>Going to the movies to see a movie
Pleb
>>71237664
I'm so glad this meme isn't completely forgotten yet.
>>71236926
>>71237848
>>71238242
got you covered senpais
>>71238335
looks good and spooky, to bad the chairs are shit
>>71238432
Where are the laundry machines? How am I supposed to dry my towel after I shower?
>>71238605
>not running a lap to dry off
>not exciting the falcons so they flap their wings at you
Your "vision" of cinema design is lacking.
>>71238671
love the falcon idea, bet that fresh wing-breeze feels great on the wet naked body
>>71238605
best i can give you is a rack close to the falcons
>>71238763
Put on some desks as well. Some of us like to take notes at the kinoflicks.
Best thread in a while
when i least expect it, anvilposting always comes out of nowhere, truly the patrician meme
Patrician layout.
>>71237631
I don't see anvils
This meme is so unbelievable stupid and shows how reddit infected this place has become.
>guys, you know what's funny?...falcons in a cinema!!! :D
>PFFFF HAHAHAH Yeah, soo randum!!! ^^xD
>xDDDD UPBOAT
>>71244458
Nigga that what 4chan was before reddit did that shit
>>71244458
Newfag
>>71244458
>This meme is so unbelievable stupid
Nigga do you know where you are?
>>71236968
what do you think the showers are?
>>71244458
I doubt reddit would think of any of this retarded shit. Only /tv/ and 4chan would think of this
>>71238671
I can't handle this anymore.
>>71237786
Delete this. It triggers me.
>>71238763
Ok but where's Jamal?
>>71238335
>those fucking chairs
Do you want to kill me or something?
Otherwise solid cinema
>>71237368
Makes me laugh
>>71244407
And there it is. The "fedora". Right on schedule.
You are the cancer that destroyed this place and is now proceeding to destroy humanity. Everything you touch, is shit. YOU are shit. Everything you will ever amount to, everybody you will ever know and everything you will ever do, will be shit.
You rob everything of its integrity and you spew your "buzzwords" as though they're gospel. You brag about accomplishments that aren't yours to what passes for your "friends" and they reward you with empty applause. Empty. Like everything else in your life. You have never possessed one ounce of dignity, honor or self-respect. Others do not respect you. In all likelihood they will NEVER respect you.
I do not wish death upon the likes of you. I do not wish for you to end your vapid, hollow existence. Instead, I revel in the knowledge that, with each year that passes, you will descend more and more into the despair and depression that will inevitably follow your teenagehood. I wish I could be there to see the look on your face as the revelation hit you. The revelation that you are nothing and always have BEEN nothing. I wish I could be there to tell you, "I told you so" with a wry smile on my face.
That this will never happen, is my only regret. Enjoy what passes for your life, child, because in a few years when adulthood hits you with full-force, you will not even be REMOTELY prepared for it.
>>71242341
What about the anvils?
>>71247310
Waaaiiit a second.........
don't usually go in these threads much but a couple of these pics made me lel a little bit
>>71236926
>le falcon xDD
>>71247310
What is this?
>>71247310
took me a second
All theaters without cages or tie down perches for falcons are instantly disqualified.
>>71237631
Do you still lose good boy points for talking during the trailers?
>>71247310
The fire rises
>>71237786
Fucking lost it
Im in tears
>>71244458
spotted the redditor
>>71244458
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!
What's the deal with all the Anvils?
did I miss an epic new meme?
>>71248762
do you get a raft at least or something or you just float/swim?
looks dangerous to be honest family
>>71244458
spotted the voted stay for brexit
>>71249577
redditors being redditors
just ignore pham
plz reaffirm my autism
>>71238432
>crab pond
>>71237631
>the s-sound of human beans upsets me
>I literally can't miss a second of capeshit
>muh noise canceling headphones
Literal autism. And you wonder why a lot of theaters don't allow singles?
>>71250818
where's the designated shooter supposed to sit?
>>71237368
kek
>>71251287
probably in the family unit or the singles cell, don't want our oppressed people to get injured
>>71237368
>two-way mirror
my sides are in the stratosphere
>>71251272
Can't tell if you're trolling.
>>71236926
Why do the based falcons have to be put in cages?
>>71244552
The newzealand subreddit came up with a myth that they had a ban on gardens. Definitely on the same level.
>>71252341
You wouldn't want falcons swooshing about the room snatching the crab legs right out of your very hand, do you?
>>71237493
>what goes on in the foot fetish area? are there girls in there?
No, only feet.
>>71252458
Most people train their falcon to behave.Also that sounds awesome.
>>71252519
You can train a falcon all you want but once its with more of it's kind they won't give a shit about the training and wreak havoc in the theater.
>>71242116
Can you help me with the anvil meme? I was out sick that day.
>>71237631
OP here, can't believe this is still alive.
Great designs all around.
Here's a neat one I made this morning.
>>71252588
Let our birds be free.
>>71247310
Over my head.
>>71252320
Despite what you read on reddit, there is literally nothing wrong with quietly discussing a movie with your friends while it is playing.
>>71252807
He watches movies at home.
>>71249577
I, too, have chased the anvil. "When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse..."
>>71251671
You're dead center. A very nice detail.
>>71252628
Any fun, not hateful thread is reddit. got it.
>>71252889
He has a dance floor? Jealous.
>>71247310
Oh shit
I turned to look, but it was gone--
>>71253035
nope, just that particular picture
>>71244458
I know it sounds cliché but it's litterally because you don't get it.
This meme doesn't have anything to do with random humor, it's surreal humor.
A normalized nightmarish vision of a familiar and common situation eg. going to the cinema.
You mix all of that with the memetic and community aspect of this place and you got yourself a convoluted, obscure and "private-joky" meme just like Baneposting or meme magic.
>>71252320
laughing at jokes in movies doesn't make you a rude negro
you just get upset if someone is having more fun than you
>>71237631
Ow the edge.
>>71236926
Look upon my work, ye mighty, and despair.
>>71237111
>build it
>>71250818
>theatre morgue
>>71254430
>designated shitting rows
>>71244458
>Ican'tgetpastthenosinglespolicy.doc
>>71237631
so if im loud i get a closer seat, and free mountain dew, sign me up.
>>71237631
old people are about on par with anyone else when it comes to disturbing the movie viewing experience, friend.
>>71252795
where's the snow on the finnish side? is that the white area?
Saved em all.
Brilliant ideas. I'll run these past Mr. Marcus down at corporate.
>>71254764
>cant enjoy the movie
>old people going into cardiac arrest loudly every 12 minutes
>>71254430
>6 flags over kino
it doubles as the decisive 18th hole of the Master's
Revolutionary
>>71255384
nice idea, but just a little change makes it all a lot nicer.
>>71255823
That will never work.
>>71255514
interesting concept, i like it
>>71237631
mysides LMAO
>>71244458
>le reddit is a boogeyman meme xDDD
>>71237786
>best one ITT
>>71237786
This still wrecks me
Yo
What's up with all the anvils?
>>71254430
Where's the screen
>>71257443
Do you want some? I already have so many and I can not seem to get rid of them.
>>71237203
Open season.
>>71255514
>>71236926
The showers shouldn't be in the same room as the screen. Also, why are there falcon cages? My falcon stands on my arm when I watch movies.
>>71238671
>exciting the falcons so they flap their wings at you
>>71258165
>he lets his falcon shit on him for 2 hours
If you're gonna do that I hope you're using falcon diapers.
>>71258165
The cages are for people who don't have a licence to carry a falcon in a theater
:)
>>71247310
DELETE THIS
>>71247310
>>71248048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOzfq9Egxeo
>>71258212
>allowing unlicensed falconers in your theater
>>71258503
>not open-carrying your falcon to circumvent the law
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>71237631
Sometimes I am the guy going nuts that other people are making noise and sometimes I am the guy shouting and laughing at the screen. It depends on the film.Battlship was a masterpiece and I am not kidding.
>>71258634
>he thinks it's an individual right and not limited to organized falconry clubs
people like you are ruining cinema
>>71258634
You are the asshole that lets his falcon screech the whole movie.
>>71258790
When the falconry constitution was written, "organized falconers club" referred to all citizens you fucking leftist
>>71254430
Finally a designated theater shooter
Good work anon
>>71244458
>nfa
>current year
hello
>>71258965
That was another time, there have been 5 falcon related incidents in theatres this month alone
The singles ban is a big step in the right direction but we need increased falcon control
>>71260203
REEEEEE GET YUR HANDS OFF MAH FALKINS
>>71260841
>only for under 18s
>>71260203
>The singles ban is a big step
My theatre isn't outfitted with temporary government regulated girlfriends station so I'm not even allowed in the building.
It's bullshit, I just paid $185 for my theatre license a month before the law was created
>>71237786
10/10 theatre experience
>>71260841
Having a singles zone and a serial killer zone is redundant
>>71261782
>not using a mutliated corpsefu as your +1
>>71237111
>speakers with wave sounds
>actual waves making sounds
