Is watching the Food Network bad for health?
PBS cooking shows shit all over this channel
>>71236365
>Food Network killing Fieri
One can dream.
>>71236439
meanie
>>71236478
Are you saying you actually like the guy?
>>71236548
I used to think like you, before I was taken through the gates of Flavortown
>>71236548
>he hasn't been to flavortown
>>71236548
Motherfucker have you even been on a flavortown road trip?
does flavortown lead to true enlightenment?
>>71236668
it is within the halls of valhalla
guy will carry you there, greasy and chrome
>>71236599
>>71236627
>>71236664
I got raped in Flavortown.Actually, I ate at one of his restaurants and had a horrible experience. The food was the opposite of flavor, bland. Stuff that should have been hot was barely lukewarm. Oddly enough, something similar happened at one of Flay's places too.
>tfw never been to flavortown
>>71236778
what did you order
>>71236599
>>71236365
Honestly, I would just fast inbetween shoots.
>>71236799
i seriously doubt he knows who Captain Beefheart even is
>>71236729
Whelp,that's my new favorite post for awhile.
>>71236822
>flavour
You cheeky cunt
>>71236952
NIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELPKuKvo44k
Do you think Guy just outright ignores the horrendous heart burn and intestinal issues that he undoubtedly has developed over the course of his tours in Flavortown?
>>71236365
>American """"cuisine""""
>>71236548
get a load of this dipshit
Still related.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html?_r=0
>>71236778
Gee, it's almost like celebrity TV chefs just license their name to restaurants while having nothing to do with the actual cooking.
Might as well just go to any chain restaurant.
Better to die a citizen of Flavortown than live outside its borders.
Yes, most of it is food porn catered to fat Americans with gratuitous shots of cheap processed cheese oozing, fat dripping off ribs and deep frying of fats.
There isn't any shows that educate people about nutrition and show how to make healthy melas, everything is just pour a litre of butter into the pan, skin side up, add some olive oil, deep fry it and then sprinkle some processed cheese and bacon over it. That or showing some fat ass travel the country stuffing his face with burgers the size of a normal persons head.
>>71237279
> When you hung that sign by the entrance that says, WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN!, were you just messing with our heads?
Haven't read that in years, but it's still great.
>>71237672
Yeah, I remember seeing it in /ck/ when it first came out. It's too good.
Forget it, Jake. It's Flavortown.
>>71236365
no[/spoiler]
>>71237584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkc-gAYCwes
>>71237584
Skin side down retard
>>71237926
Not if it's going in the oven
>not watching the marathon
Not memeing but I honestly don't get the hate
He seems like a good hearted, fun and goofy guy.
>>71237987
>not streaming it for us
fuck you
>>71237946
He said pan
>>71238021
I wasn't pointing to a specific recipe, it was a jumble of cooking jargon
>>71238019
I'm on my phone. How do I do that?
>>71238019
I'll just keep taking pics for u bb
YO WASSUP /teevee/
TODAY ON DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DONGS I'LL BE STUFFING MY FACE WITH ENLIGHTENMENT AS I CHOMP DOWN ON SOME TAIWANESE TACOS STRAIGHT ON OF HOUSTON TEXAS! I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CENTER MYSELF...BUT I CAN PUT THIS DELICIOUS THI-MEX INTO THE CENTER OF MY TORSO!
>>71238176
kek
is that really you,guy?
he was the reason golden state warriors lost the nba finals
>not watching Cutthroat Kino
>>71238244
YOU BET YOUR SWEET A** IT IS! I'M SENDING YOU THIS ON THE TOP OF A BUS AND I JUST SPIKED MY HAIR. GUESS WHERE THAT BUS IS HEADED?
YEP, FLAVORTOWN! BOOYA
I wish I had a gf to watch guy's desend into the abyss of flavortown
>>71238358
lies
>>71237881
>Guy actually says flavortown
>>71238134
winner winner chicken wing dinner
>donkey sauce is a real menu item
>>71236799
>If you can eat here your a shark
>>71237796
Americucks just like to dumb-down everything.
>>71236799
>Americans
>>71239950
tell me
do you believe everything you see posted here is real
>>71239970
That's a real menu, Denialo
>>71237881
his shirt says guido
>>71240040
>yuros
>>71239950
Who's this gorgeous dime piece?
>>71240155
Newt Gingrich's wife/sister
>>71239970
Yuros seem to take all posts made by Americans seriously and use them to bash Americans even when the post is clearly satire or otherwise fake
>>71240121
>>71240200
I'M NOT EUROPEAN AND THAT'S A REAL MENU FROM HIS RESTAURANT YOU FAGGOTS
>>71240228
Case in point
>>71236799
The Captain Beefheart one is actually reasonable.
I've had heart before.
Cooked that way would make it pretty good
>>71240228
Are you pretending to be retarded?
I just.. I can't do it anymore /tv/. I just can't do it anymore
>>71241220
you will never be accepted into flavortown with that attitude
>tfw you will die outside the gates of Flavortown
Does anyone know the directions to flavortown?
>>71236365
Not, that's all that hair gel he's been using for like the past two decades.
Bury me in flavortown lads...
>>71241530
in your heart, you already know the way
I will ride to Flavortown greasy and frosted, brother
Immortan Fieti edit when
>>71241530
it's betwixt the stars and heaven
>>71237279
Savage
>>71236365
>>71241530
>>71237881
> 20th season
what
>>71238134
Where the fuck do you live? A prison?
>>71241105
No he's American
>>71242139
we need flags
>>71242166
If we did you'd see that I'm a proud citizen of Flavortown
>>71237279
Wow, he crushed the son of a bitch. Stop giving in to capitalism Fieri, I love DDD damn it.!
>>71236799
That logo at the top
>A REAL HERO
>>71237028
i like to think he lives with them like badges of honor
>>71237028
ascension to flavortown requires sacrifice
Guy stiffs restaurants he visits on tips (he doesn't tip period because he expects full comps wherever he goes) and is known to be an obnoxious asshole according to literally everyone who has ever worked with him or served him. Rest in flavor town hell.
>>71236365
Is this a lovers quarrel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZdr6E5tmik
>>71244284
Are you telling me the guy who's known for wearing flame shirts and drives muscle cars and dyes a blonde streak into his goatee is obnoxious? Don't fuck with me like this anon
>>71244284
>because he expects full comps
As he should. When fucking Guy Fieri walks into your shitty establishment you better be grateful.
>>71236799
>Football: The Meal
I'm fucking dying over here
>>71244284
you can act however you want when you are the messiah of flavortown
>>71236365
if the food network is really killing guy "fieri" ferry then i finally approve of the food network
>>71236365
that might be the most milquetoast satire site on the entire internet
>>71236799
>"hobo lobo etc" appetizer w/ wolf meat
is that even legal??
>>71246330
Nothing's illegal in flavortown
>>71237881
>That's slamma jamma in Alabama!
Why
