Seriously, what is Jason?
a mother and a son
>>71223501
A zombie with retard strength
Whatever the plot needs him to be.
>>71223501
Tell me, why does he wear the mask?
>>71223501
Drowned water baby boy that has now manifested out of rage of his mother's death or something
A retard with zombie strength.
He's basically the original Mountain.
>>71223573
Because he got made fun of because of his looks.
>>71223501
Plot armor
A slasher villain.
>>71223573
Because he has hydrocephalus
>>71223501
a big guy
A character in a movie.
Seriously, you've read too much cracked or something if you need a fan teory off the internet to justify watching of the dumbest fucking horror franchises there is. Trust me, just telling people you have an actual interest in something makes you a gorillion times cooler than the guy who has a really cool theory that obviously isn't his.
It's about a murder Jesus killing people, now fuck off.
>watches people have sex and then kills them
An angry cuck
>>71223648
Expert here. Halloween is the dumbest of the slasher flicks; the series not the film. Check out Halloween 6 with a nice snack and your favorite beet and prepare for a treat.
To answer OP, Jason represents Jesus in a more punishing way. Instead of the Jesus with sword in mouth, he's Jesus sword in hand. He punishes almost exclusively sinners (premarital sex being a huge offender) and has been resurrected from the dead by God more than once. Jason represents punishment in a Christian light, and by God is he amazing.
>>71223501
Deadite
>>71223501
A big guy
>>71223645
but for who?
>>71223813
You're not an expert, you've just way too many "flicks" and itäs started to melt your brain. But yes, Halloween, as a franchise, is probably dumbest and I redact my statement on that point.
>>71223501
ti si veliki covjek
Take the cliche vengeful ghost from some 18th century gothic horror novel, make it incarnate instead of being a spook cloud and you've got Jason
I was in a horror thread on here where people were trying to say that Halloween 3 was a good movie. Was I being trolled? All I remember is renting that shit when I was a kid and waiting for Myers to show up the whole film
Best Girl coming through.
>>71223501
Jason is kill
>>71223802
That's a Vouyer you dumbass.
>>71224041
It was a joke sport, obviously I'm not an expert, Jesus do you take everyone that posts like this on 4chan seriously? Lol wew
>>71224181
It's easily the second best in the series. Originally the Halloween series was supposed to be different horror stories taking place on Halloween night, but people wanted an iconic slasher as opposed to something creative.
>>71223501
A man wearing hockey pads; its what differentiates him from Batman
>>71224182
every thread. Is this a new ebin maymay that im not aware of or is this the same guy posting this over and over again
1. A retard that survived being drowned and somehow gained retard strength and retard regeneration in the process but became braindead and addicted to killing campers
2. A zombie build like a brick shithouse with a hint of jesus ressurection in his blood
3. A demon manifested from a tragic drowning and a violent mothers revenge
4. Jason's mother has been in psych and all the movies are just her fucked up visions about imagining her son getting more revenge
They'll never tell you so pick one and deal with it faggot
5. You're jason and you're trying to figure out what the fuck you are.
>>71223890
It ain't me
>>71224241
Sorry, just mad because my pizza is due in like an hour and the box wine taste like shit. I mean seriously, is box wine designed to taste like plastic or is it just that a bottle has a placebo effect?
>>71224286
Use the word "anthology" save yourself from typing all that next time
>>71224327
No. Don't turn my horrorfu into a shitty spic meme.
>>71224181
The sequels about Meyers are just easy cash grabs, don¨'t congratulate jewery.
>>71224381
It's box wine man
>>71224512
>don¨'t
You made me wipe my screen you fuck
Invincible killing machine
>>71223648
>>71223501
A good boy. Such a good boy. His name was Jason.
>>71224545
If I had some luke warm Lone Star I'd be happy but all I got is box wine and cold canned beer.
Which friday movies are good to watch
>>71223501
Go back to /v/ with these shitty mortal kombat characters
>>71224661
Jason X is probably the only one worth watching apart from the first an second. it has a nice high concept premise.
>>71223501
When he drowned as a child in Crystal Lake, his body sank to the bottom, where there was an abandoned government device. This device was constructed to revive damaged organic flesh and brain matter, and the goverment dumped it in Crystal Lake when russian spies were close to stealing it. The data on the project was lost, including the location of thae actual device.
When Jason's body landed on it, it reactivated the machine. It took years for the machine to revive Jason's body back to a functional state, but once the machine brought Jason back to life, it rewrote his DNA to have a regenerative property to survive any type a damage.
>>71224661
>Terminator 1, Army of Darkness and The Thing one after another on the sci-fi/horror movie channel tonight
>eating remains of cold dominos pizza
>dogs asleep on the sofa next to me
>friday night motherfucker
>>71224661
Part 5 because of
>>71224182
>>71224318
underrated
He has wife's son syndrome
>>71224409
It wouldn't be an anthology though smarty pants. Trick R Treat is an anthology becuase its a bunch of stories in one movie, but Halloween would be a series of different stories that are each their own movie. You dumb
>>71223813
>Watching movies with beets
>>71223573
Because he's fuck ugly.
>>71225218
Its still an anthology anon.
>>71224661
Friday after next
>>71224661
Everything up to and including part VIII. The rest is trash.
>>71224661
Make sure to watch Jason goes to hell, it's amazing. Jason X is self aware and pretty funny and I think it's 4 or 5 is pretty neat. Jason goes to Manhattan is the worst ever, skip it
>>71225356
It hurts the human to be wrong. I won't admit I'm wrong, but at least you know I am
>>71225409
This anon is legit trolling. Jason goes to Hell is the worst movie in the franchise. New Line Cinema obtained the rights and sharks were jumped.
>>71223601
I wonder who would win between the two.
>>71225287
Fuck you I wanted to say that
>>71225507
WHAT? I'm not trolling, jumping the shark is what you want to see in cheesy 80's/90's slasher flicks, why the fuck else would you watch them? For art? That movie literally rips off Terminator. There is a terminator scene in a Jason movie and you say it's the worst? Shit taste detected, wowowowowow
>>71224661
Any where he actually has the mask on are good aside from the one where its some copycat killer at a mental health camp; maybe 5? 1 and 2 do not fall into this category, but are worth a watch because they're the originals and your time really isn't that important if you're positing here. They're all worth a watch if you're gonna do a marathon though; might as well do a full one.
>>71225567
>jumping the shark is what you want to see in cheesy 80's/90's slasher flicks
No. The phrase "jumping the shark" means the point in which something that was previously good turns into shit, and not in an ironic so-bad-its-good ways. Just actual irredeemable shit.
>>71225567
Seriously, don't listen to him. New Line Cinema fucked the lore up the ass. Jason is in this for about five minutes before getting torn to shreds by a SWAT team, no joke, at which point it is revealed that his "real" form is a worm demon. The worm demon then jumps from host to host making people do crazy shit.
THIS IS THE FUCKING MOVIE WHERE JASON SPEAKS.
Fuck this movie.
After wikipediaing undead creatures I'd say Jason most resembles a traditional Norse draugr, even though he's significantly tougher.
>>71225675
>>71225788
"lore"? You guys don't watch these movies for cheese and fun, do you? You think that these are good? Holy shit, it's your opinions that should be ignored. These movies aren't good in any sense, this series should be watched for how schlock it is and were the horror movies got some nice memes. Fuck this thread, I'm surrounded by plens
>>71226287
>underage aspiring movie critic detected
1: Retarded hillbilly kid who lives in the woods.
2-4: Retarded hillbilly.
5: Some medic guy.
6-8: Reanimated corpse.
9: Demonic entity that goes from person to person via making out. Killed by his sister. Rotting in hell.
10: Reanimated frozen corpse. Somehow out of Hell.
FvJ: Jobber.
>>71223536
bahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>71226383
>FvJ: Jobber.
Bullshit. How was he jobbing when he was fighting an entity that can't be stabbed to death? The water thing was retarded but you got to give the invincible monster some sort of weakness for Freddy to exploit otherwise it's just 90 minutes of creatures punching each other with no consequence at all.
>>71225406
/thread
>>71226371
I actually have no interest in critiquing movies anon, seems like a waste fo time. I do like watching movies from time to time though! And I'm 24, my bday was just last week. Underage is a poor man's insult friend, makes you look really old and dumb
>>71226477
He jobbed to Freddy the entire movie, gained a little bit of momentum nearish the end, got rekt again, then stabbed Freddy while his back was turned. He didn't even get the kill, a highschool girl did.
>>71226549
>underage confirmed
>>71226559
well technically, Freddie lived.
>>71226287
Newsflash, buddy: Star Wars is schlock, too. Doesn't mean people don't care about the lore or expect certain things from the franchise.
When I watch a Friday movie I'm expecting low budget practical effects I can appreciate for their technical aspect/creativity, tons of gore, boobs, cheesy performances and 80s synth music. Oh, and JASON.
Part IX had no Jason and shat all over the lore. Which is a thing that still matters no matter how schlocky the movie is.
>>71226627
You're right, the '''''''''''kill''''''''''''
>>71226559
>He jobbed to Freddy the entire movie
He jobbs to everyone in all of his movies. And he always gets "killed" by either a retard or a woman.
Sometimes by a retarded woman. That's what happens when your villain is an unstoppable killing machine. The only way for this fella not to job is to give him a weakness.
>>71226660
"""""""""""a highschool girl did"""""""""""
>>71226673
>retarded woman
That's redundant.
Isn't he the physical manifestation of his mothers hatred for the camp?
>>71226652
I get that feel, one of my favorite movies is Evil Dead 2. Jason has a special place in my heart, but I really had no personal problem lies you 2 do with Jason not being in it, it's an incredibly bad movie that's fun to watch, unlike Manhattan that almost killed me to finish.
>>71226559
He jobbed because Freddy was in the dream world 90% of the movie, plus they watered down Jason for the plot. When Freddy came to the real world he was get his shit pushed in for the most part..
But I didn't like that they made Jason a babyface in the movie, it should've been two monster heels
>>71226624
That was so good :)
You're the best insulter on the Internet mister! You sure showed little, feeble minded 13 yo me! :)
What's the most patrician-tier Friday the 13th movie?
>>71226994
The second one
>>71226994
The first one.
>>71224768
Comfy as fuck
>>71226777
Evil Dead 2 is the best retcon out there, so good I didn't mind the inconsistencies. Definitely my favorite movie in the franchise.
As for JgtH, it's always fun to watch a trainwreck, but to me it'll always be the movie that killed the franchise. It's pretty sad. Paramount were legit ashamed of the Friday movies and how much money they were making. They didn't give a shit, they just wanted it gone because they thought of themselves as patrician or something. Then along came NLC, bought the rights, and with complete disregard to the franchise and the fanbase, they made JgtH just to set up their FvsJ cash cow. I'm kinda glad it crashed and burned when it came out after spending something like a decade in development hell. Fuck NLC.
>>71227108
I never was attached to the series, thats where we differ. A few years a go me and a friend were bored during October so we started to marathon all the slasher series with beer and whisky and we had a blast with Friday the 13th as a whole, it's worth watching for sure, but I like it for all the wrong reasons
>>71225356
No it fucking isn't. An anthology is published in one volume.
>>71226994
The remake. Tunnels are goat
>>71227263
That's what I fucking thought
>>71227038
No it is NOT!
>>71224336
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Friday-13th-Movie-May-Finally-Explain-Why-Hell-Jason-Alive-69823.html
Jason is Jesus.
>>71224336
Friday the 13th 10: Jasons existential crisis
>>71227226
>I never was attached to the series, thats where we differ.
Fair enough. I do tend to sperg out when people mention Part IX. But hey, glad you and your friend had fun with it. Marathoning 80s schlock with booze and good company is top tier.
Speaking of, you guys should watch The Burning. One of the few quality slashers out there. It delivers all you could ask from a genre movie and goes one step beyond by actually being a good movie with structure, nice visuals, decent performances and so on.
>>71224768
damn son, that sounds like a good night
>>71227657
Thanks for reminding me of this gem, I genuine loved this movie! It was pretty great at going against the grain with its formula, a lot of build just to have a slaughtering rampage at the halfway point. We got a kick out of the killers vision being a weird filter on the lens, we called it "burned vision". Thanks for the pic too.
>>71226994
Part VI: Jason Lives
Motherfucker gets resurrected by a lightning bolt. You could argue that this marks the point where shit starts to get a bit too cartoony, plus, censors were going crazy back then and it shows, but it's fun as hell.
a sleeping god trapped in a nightmare, that has pulled you into it. don't worry his dimension is not valid upon your death you will be returned to your origin or a dimension close to it, if your death was witnessed by someone who knows you.
>>71227600
I'm glad someone agrees
>>71224181
It's contrarianism.
A Halloween anthology would have been great, it's just a shame they made an inept bore that has nothing going for it except a dark ending like a Goosebumps book.
That's what the film is exactly like. That Goosebumps show or a bad episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark.
>>71227774
No problem, anon.
>>71224661
Only the 4th one. Maybe Part 6 if you like self-aware campy shit.
>>71228025
It's not to be contrary, it's becuase there is hardly anything good about that series, so that movie beats most by default. Have you seen all of them? Even the directors cut of 6? There's not much to praise except when the series diverged from Michael
>>71224650
>cold canned beer.
Do you prefer warm canned beer?
>>71224181
>>71228025
It's a fun b-movie. It isn't scary and it's extremely cheesy but there are some very unique ideas in it and it's massively better than all of the Halloween sequels that came after it.
>>71228118
The rest of the series being shit doesn't make that one good. Not by a long shot.
There are people on /tv/ who literally call it a "masterpiece" and a "classic". That's pure contrarianism. If the movie was not the black sheep of a series no one would even give that unremarkable bore a second thought.
>>71228227
Oh, I've never heard anyone call it a masterpiece. It's not that great, but its better than what you're making it out to be for sure. It's a Halloween movie, so it's not saying much
>>71225788
Not to mention,the inclusion of the fucking Necronomicon and that scene with the guy eating Jason's heart.
>>71228350
I don't mind the Necromonicon's inclusion but I agree that everything else about Jason Goes to Hell is retarded.
>>71228522
Thankfully we didn't get to see a movie where Jason goes to an Army Base,steals a tank, kills every fucking soldier and nukes the Russians.
>>71228140
You must have worked on that zinger for so long you fucking forgot the first half of that post
>If I had some luke warm Lone Star I'd be happy
>>71228350
>>71228522
>>71228579
Anybody else worried about the remake/reboot? Last I heard they decided not to go the shaky cam/found footage route, which is a good thing, but now once again we don't know what to expect.
>>71228579
>Mad Max with Jason
Why was Jasons father never mentioned? When Freddy vs Jason was in the works there was alot of rumors they were going to make Freddy his father, glad they didn't
>>71228638
Oh shit, I'm retarded. Anyway, I'm not the anon you were talking to before. I came into the thread a few minutes ago.
>>71228767
>the hunt for red october with Jason
>>71228819
There are tons of rumors that Jason's dad is gonna show up in the latest movie.
>>71228862
>Das Boot: Jason goes Deep
>>71228862
>Jason in SPAAAAAAAAAACE
Oh wait...
>>71228819
The only rumour about FVJ (which was legit) was that Pinhead was going to be involved in an ending where Jason and Freddy end up fighting in hell,but due to budget and copyright problems this never happened.
>>71228579
Was that something New Line considered doing? I know they considered doing a movie that would've had Jason on trial.
>>71228819
I'd imagine Mrs.Vorhess killed his father for whatever reason
>>71228929
They're certainly not above it. By the way, who owns the rights now? Is it still NLC or did they somehow revert back to Paramount at some point?
>>71228918
What else were they planning? Make the three stooges fight inside a mine and then the guy from My Bloody Valentine appears? After that they fight in a Wax Museum with Vincent Price and everyone becomes statues?
>>71224768
Post picture of doggos pls, I need a smile
>>71224661
Watch them all except 9, or watch 9 and learn how not to make a Jason movie.
>>71228894
>Godzilla with Jason
>John Carter with Jason
>Apocalypse Now with Jason
>Gran Torino with Jason
>Die Hard with Jason
>Universal Soldier with Jason
>>71229154
>Jurassic Jason
>Jason in a Jackie Chan movie
>>71224041
Goddamn you're a bitter autist. Mommy deducted your good boy points?
>>71228212
>isn't scary
>kids's head melts and turns into a pulpy mess of bugs and serpents and shit
Him wearing the mask actually made it scarier
>>71229087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30p_kqBQ_AM
>>71227657
While the burning is good, the uncut version My Bloody Valentine is probably the best slasher movie ever.
>>71229186
>Rush Hour: Camp Crystal Lake
>wassup my nigga
>>71229268
>Armour Of God with Jason
>"My god is money"
>>71229221
I forgot that scene. It's pretty creepy but the rest of the film is pure cheese.
>>71229255
Great taste right here.
>>71223573
For the same reason Michael Myers wore the mask. They had no budget.
>Power Rangers with Jason X.
>>71224718
>>71225409
>This shit taste
Jason X is awful. Worst entry in the series. 90% of its kills are off screen, and its scant few funny/good moments are very far inbetween.
Part 6, however, that's a good self-aware, humorous film that manages to stay true to its roots.
>>71229828
Jason X really is the definition of a meme movie
>>71223573
Removing it would be extremely painful
>>71224661
Honestly, literally, unironically, they are all watchable and fun. 1, 3, 4, 7, hell and x are the funnest
>>71230344
>hell
>fun
It was pretty boring desu
Revenant.
Jason vs Michael?
>>71229828
You take these movies too seriously anon. None of them are great, but few are good. You can't have shit taste when it comes to getting cozy with some brew and laughing at all the naked women that die after repeatedly calling out "Paul?"
>>71228929
>I know they considered doing a movie that would've had Jason on trial.
Jesus fucking Christ that would've been funny
>>71223852
This. This is the canonical explanation in Jason Goes To Hell.
>>71229828
>>71228087
VI is so fucking fun.
>>71224363
*starts playing*
>>71224413
>spic meme
Y do ju h8 us anonito?
>>71231470
Anyone have the link of Jason on that black person talkshow?
>>71231723
Meant for post above referring to Jason on trial
>>71231723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09yOZsZuxMY
>>71226994
The second one. Retarted hillbilly bag on head-wearing Jason is underrated.
>>71224053
Za tebe
>>71223501
>Serious answer.
He's a demon NEET who really really doesn't like being reminded that he's also a wizard and he just wants his tendies.
He's also severely autistic AKA a spastic retard.
>>71223501
He's a revenant.
He's soon to be Marvel owned and turned into a quip machine. Meet your newest Avenger.
>>71225223
kek
>>71234192
>trying to ruin a comfy F13 thread with your dumb capeshit
The movie with the qt telekinetic girl is the best desu.
>>71224661
part 6
>>71230237
For you.
>>71227973
sleep tight, pupper
>>71226383
>some medic guy
It was the fuckin Fonz bro
>>71223501
The Patriarchy
>>71223648
Are you okay?
The only 2 I haven't seen are Jason Takes Manhattan and Jason Goes To Hell. I liked every single one that I saw, the worst being X (though it had my favorite kill of the series)
>>71223501
>cold blooded murderer
He is Croat.
>>71223501
He's all heart.
>>71229828
VI is the best Friday the 13th along with IV
>>71235220
Wow watching the movie with this in mind watching him kill nu-male faggots and whorish vapid bitches makes his killings feel actually righteous, thanks I'm gonna enjoy even the shitty entries in the series way more now bearing this in mind
>>71235324
Sleeping bag stoners?
>>71223813
Holy autism
Sub topic, how do you kill Jason?
If we put Jason through a dead livestock shredder would that kill him?
>>71225536
Mountain. He has roughly the same strength but is a much better swordsman and has a longer reach (taller + greatsword). Jason may be immortal and a stealthly sum'bitch but the Mountain would beat him hand to hand any day.
Jason would probably win by attrition in the long run. The Mountain probably wouldn't be able to be revived again after Jason was through with him and he doesn't have the regenerative abilities of Jason. So if he lost a hand now and kill Jason he might lose next time when Jason resurrects.
>>71237674
>but is a much better swordsman
Gregor is a shit swordsman, he relies on brute force and size.
I don't think we've even seen him kill anyone who isn't basically an unarmed extra.
>>71223501
a big guy
a hothead
a masked man
crashes parties with no survivors
>>71237406
shoot him and then throw him out of a plane.
>>71237709
Being a mediocre swordsman still makes you a much better swordsman than a literal retard swinging a machete.
Also, when did Jason ever kill anyone that was trained in armed melee combat? No the boxer doesn't count.
>>71237907
being an immortal ghost/zombies negates being a swordsman
>>71224182
it was either her or the redhead from the same movie.
Metal chica from Manhattan was cute too
>>71237709
nigger brute strength helps you become a better swordsman. you think the best swordsmen in the world were limp wristed dorks with katanas? you needed to use many muscle groups to make the most efficient swing. fuck outta here with that dexterity meme
>>71229255
>uncut
Fuck me what, never knew there was extra stuff and i love this film. Is it worth buy?
>>71237806
Why would one SHOOT a man before throwing out of a plane? Seriously, senpai?
>>71229255
Was that the movie that was marketed to hell and back as a 3D slasher movie? I never saw it.
Part V is so underappreciated.
Yeah the twist is fuck, but the rest of the movie has the most unintentional comedy out of any other movie in the series.
I mean when the kid rides out in the tractor has gotta be one of the most stupid and ridiculous moments in the series and I love it.
Jason is a retarded boy who apparently drowns at summer camp. In fact, he is beached downriver and only hikes back in time to see his crazed mother killed while attempting to massacre the camp counselors. He continues to live in the woods as a violent hermit, worshipping his mother and killing at her imagined behest.
That's the first 4 movies. Pam Voorhees and creeping retard jason are the patrician choice. The zombie stuff licks balls.
>>71237406
Jason is hate made flesh, it's impossible to kill him, even if you destroy his body he comes out of the lake again, the only answer to the Jason problem is throwing him into the lake with a heavy rock tied in his feet, what is actually done in one of the movies and he only comes back because a girl with telekinetic powers took him out by accident.
>>71237406
Why the fuck would you shred livestock?
You would get the bones and fur all mixed in the meat
What the hell?
>>71223813
Cute blog post bro, but why does Jason seek to kill the innocent virgin female that defeats him?
>>71223501
The writers of the movies don't care. Why do you?
>>71229255
No more mister bloody nice guy.
>>71233909
>>71230832
came to post this
>>71242272
he's a supreme gentleman
>>71223501
Normie.
>>71224661
Freaky Friday
Part 3 doesn't get enough love that scene with the harpoon gun was great
>>71243609
That shit was hilarity to me
>>71224661
1-4. There's no point watching them once the blood and nudity is gone.
>>71226559
How did he job to Freddy? It was made pretty clear that Freddy had to use his wits and the environment to survive. Also, Freddy got only one kill in the entire movie, while Jason got dozens.
>>71228767
>Mad Max with Jason
well...
>>71223501
Revenant
>>71230944
Jason is basically a bigger, stronger version of Michael.
>>71223501
Revenge in body form?
A curse
Here's some cool shit.
>>71246005
>>71246028
>>71246050
>>71246068
>>71223501
Demon.
>>71246089
>>71228929
>Jason on trial
I'd have paid good money to see that no matter how awful it was.
Retard zombie with mommy issues
>>71229499
Checked
>>71231723
>>71231744
>on trial
>black person talk show
no, it's the same thing basically.
Who would win,Michael Myers or Jason?
>>71242108
It's for disposing of unusable animals, like ones that died from a disease or whatever
>>71247949
Jason, I think.
>>71242108
>what are mcnuggets?
>>71223813
Dwight pls go
>>71224661
The one where he fights Freddy Krooger
>>71230237
He's a big guy.
>>71239955
Yes it is. The kills have this grainy look to them and actually makes them disturbing
>>71241170
No that's the remake
>>71228929
>Jason on trial
My Cousin Vinny type movie?
>>71224661
1 and 2. But 2 isn't as good as 1.
3 was the end of the franchise as a horor series. That eye-popping scene was caroon as fuck, the Doomsayer character was a fucking comic relief, the gimmicky 3D was okay, but still a gimmick.
1 is the best. It's very 70s in feel and looks, the cast is minimal, the effects are good, it's not 'scary', but it's creepy. Great use of the setting, lighting and shadows too.
Yes, it's basically an edgy reverse-Psycho (even the theme is similar), but it's still good.
>>71223813
So you're telling me Jason is K I N O?
>>71230237
4u.
>>71247949
Jason, easily. He's much stronger than Michael and has better regenerative abilities. Michael is heavily injured by a firing squad. Jason shrugs off bullets from future guns easily.
Also, Machete>Knife
>>71225536
jason can toss cars, mountain aint touching him.
He's a Deadite with the Necronomicon being found at the Voorhees house. Mama Voorhees brought Jason back using the book of the dead.
>>71251628
That was a glorious one shot.
>>71227634
Friday the 13th part 10 takes place in space though.
>That time Jason accidentally stepped into Waco.
>>71226807
Jason has to be babyface. Freddy was a child rapist.
>>71241752
But she was killed years after he downed.
>>71250555
Under
Fucking
Rated
>>71238830
>redhead from the same movie.
My fucking nigga right here
>>71251663
>that fucking comic
>>71240917
At least you can talk.
These movies fucking suck tbqh, phams.
4 is genuinely good, and the final chase of 7 is absolute kinography, but the rest are trash.
Jason is alright though.
>>71223501
A force of nature.
>>71224661
2, 3, 4, 6, 8, X, Freddy vs Jason and the Reboot.
>>71229186
Freddy was basically Jackie Channing his way through the final fight in FvJ
>>71252887
>4 is genuinely good, and the final chase of 7 is absolute kinography, but the rest are trash.
But 6 is the best of the series.
>>71229154
I would watch the shit out of Apocalypse Now if Willard was going up river to terminate Jason.
Storytiming Friday the 13th(2007)
Let me know if you want more!
Don't have a pass
Who /JasonMerch/ here? I have everything ranging from busts, cuddly toys and figures. Jason is my boy.
How did you guys enjoy your morning?
Just enjoyed some pancakes delivered via eat24yo
>>71250711
I would totally watch My Cousin Jason
