>I missed the part where that's my fucking problem
Jesus christ Raimi
Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. I like to pee on ants and watch them swim around in it. I sometimes wonder what they think of the mysterious yellow rain. They panic at first, mandiples flaining, running into each other, trying to escape the warm, bitter stream, but eventually the come to accept it, maybe even enjoy it. Really puts things into perspective. So Pete, if you ever find yourself in doubt, just find an ant hill, and pee on it. You'll thank me later.
Raimi's Spiderman has the most good memes out of any movie trilogy
>>71209749
Stupid peter should he had to learn Kantian ethics the hard way
>>71210506
"Bonesaw is Randy" is my favorite stupid forced meme
>>71210506
Batman trilogy
>>71209795
christ m8, you fucking killed my sides. I literally hurt myself once I got to the words
>I like to pee on ants
>Bit of a slob, isn't he?
>How about you mind your own fucking business, Norman? Why are you even in my teenage nephew's room?
I mean I knew Raimi had a streak as a bit out an outsider in the Hollywood scene but I never dreamed he'd take it this far
>>71210652
nah, there were more memes in LOTR trilogy than in Nolan's Batman, and Spiderman had more than either.
I can't remember a single one that came from BB or TDK other than people making fun of batman's voice, and the memes from TDKR were mostly just from the plane scene (except for "get this hothead outta here" and "who do you wanna catch, a big guy or the man who killed Harvey Dent?")
>>71209795
I read it in his voice.
>Mary-Jane! How's that theater career of yours coming along? Or are you ready to settle down for some pie-gobbler rich kid?
Wow, was Venom always part of Peter Parker?
>>71210832
THREE STINKIN DAYS
>>71210832
>forgetting about the bank scene from TDK and NO MORE DEAD COPS
Spider-Man 3 is my favorite movie.
>>71211065
you could do a lot worse 2bh
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>>71213422
>tfw there are people that are only now seeing this for the first time.
Would've seen it sooner if the fucking door was fixed!
>YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX MY FUCKING DOOR YOU SLAV FUCK
Damn did Raimi had a bad day or what
>>71210656
>I literally hurt myself once I got the the worlds "I like to pee on ants"
hmm maybe you should wear a helmet m8
>Wanna guess what I saw on they way here? You'll never fucking guess. Never in a million fuckin' years man. Fuck. Alright so, I'm walking right, right through that little niggery patch right before 4th street, and this wobbly nigger comes sauntering up to me, limping and shit trying to pull a fuckin' pity party which we both know won't work on me because we both know how I got no god damn pity for monkey niggers. So this black son of a bitch has the audacity to walk up to me and ask for some fuckin' change, at least I think that's what it was, I can't understand that fucking chimp speak of theirs. He was gnawing on a piece of chicken when he asked too, fuckin' classic nigger. So I started to scare him right. Started to get in his face. I was goin' "Jigga Jigga Jigga BOO BOO" like a fuckin' train man, calling him a dumbass nigger and pretending to crack a whip at him, it was golden, pretty sure he started crying. So I finally got sick of looking at that pathetic shit-colored face of his and I shoved him as hard as I fuckin' could into the garbage. AND THIS NIGGER STARTS CHOKING ON HIS CHICKEN BONE AHAHAAHAHA. Can you believe that shit? I just stared at him with the biggest smile on my face as he tried to fuckin' breathe man, me mouthing the word nigger and throwing up the Nazi salute were the last things he saw before his nigger ape soul went to hell.
God damn, I get that the venom suit was making him evil and all that but this whole spiel really struck me as unneeded to express that, we had the rain drops sequence
>>71209795
oh christ
>You know, I'm quite the National Socialist myself.
>>71209749
>An ugly shitskin like you never deserved to be a god.
And he wondered why the SJWs panned his film?
Is there some joke I'm not getting here?
>YOU COULDA SUCKED HIS COCK THEN HAD A NICE 'GO 'ZA WITH ME 'MA AND ME
Bit stereotypical of an Italian American but whatever it was the early 2000s
>>71215979
I'll suck your cock instead, fat boy
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>>71210506
Or at the very least, the most memorable lines of any super hero movie.
Which really a testament to it's quality, regardless how "cheesy and lame" underaged faggots are convinced it is.
>>71215854
newfags rrrreeeee
>>71216223
all the capeshit since then has relied on special effects to be '''''''''''''''memorable''''''''''''''''
spiderman 1 was straight up normie, there's a real narrative and it doesnt take itself seriously
capeshit since then takes itself seriously and gives a nod to the 4th wall that its not serious, so it can cover all bases
basically its for faggots who want to blow me
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>>71209749
>Please Peter....v-vote Trump
>>71209795
Fuck you anon. You cannot make me laugh like that at work.
It as a different time.
>"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CUNT SPIDEY"
god dam rammy
>>71216479
>sandman killed uncle ben
>sandman
Raimi knew!