feeds are finally up, GET IN HERE NEETS SHIT'S GOIN DOWN
>>71208417
Thanks Ian
timestamp or gtfo
jozea most likely gone
one nigger down, 2 to go
feeds are boring af atm
natalie best girl
>>71208449
people on twitter are getting super triggered by him
Bridgette qt
>>71208460
did we miss anything before? just got home.
>>71208449
he keeps running his mouth i love it
>tfw Victor called the girls of big brother expendable
He's our /bb/ boy, right ?
>>71208467
caps
>>71208478
>taken
D R O P P E D
>tfw jozea does remind me of devin
wtf...
nicole crying
>>71208449
>gay devin getting evicted before straight devin
Prison sex
where the feeds at ?
>>71208491
Seriously, who's our boy for this season? Frank the Tank? Based James?
>>71208519
cbs.com
>>71208532
Grodner pls
HOLY SHIT
HOUSE MEETING
EVERYONE INVITED EXCEPT NICOLE AND SOMEONE ELSE
GET REKT
>>71208491
>yfw he probably browses /fit/
who the fuck is bullying nicole
Nicole says she's about to have her period, lel
>everyone but nicole and michelle not invited
isn't nicole the HOH?
She is trying not to look like Vanessa so hard.
will jozea get that sweet baseball coach dick before he's evicted?
These clowns obviously didn't read Ian's strategy for winning
>not having her babytalk you into orgasm for the rest of your life
>not having her dress up in elven warrior cosplay and doing some witcher 3 shit where you fuck the shit out of her
>implying there's ever been a girl that's made a big nose sexy
CLAIMED
>>71208557
Commie Jozea
>Nicole is crying. Jozea is holding a meeting at 2AM BBT and invited everyone but Nicole, James, Corey and Michelle.
I'm going to miss it since it's at 5am for me
>Corey talking about gay clubs this much
This guy is 100% a closet fag
J U S T
O
Z
E
A
>this drama going on
im loving this famalam
>>71208589
Britney is fucking perfection guys. I don't think there will be another qt as qualified as her.
>>71208554
turns me on in a weird way
>>71208557
it looks likes shes wearing a pair of those disguise glasses with the nose
Corey, Michelle, Nicole, and James are not welcome at Jozea's meeting in three hours.
>>71208582
"Instead of a beanie, I'll wear...a hat! Brilliant, Tiff."
>>71208586
no
>>71208491
If BB14 Frank were here, it'd be him. But he's too mellow, and I'm pretty sure Vic is one of us.
>>71208528
Frank the tank and Victor are /bb/
>>71208631
>reddit's girl already on the outs
> House meeting isn't until 4:00 AM central
FUCK
>zakiyah
finally a black housemate i can fap to
besides devin
>>71208631
what the fuck is gay devin doing?
>>71208693
Running shit
>>71208609
She's underrated
>tfw the cameramen aren't showing her on the feeds.
Holy fuck Devin just climbed over the backyard wall and stormed into the kitchen.
He's putting the cash in EVERYONE'S POCKETS
>>71208693
marking his territory
>>71208692
she has DAT ASS
apparently twitter is pissed at corey for saying homophobic stuff
i.e the word "faggot"
>>71208615
lmao are we sure he's not secretly Devin.
Jozea will never be Devin. The best part of Devin was him winning HOH the second week when he was already power mad.
Could we have another Jace on our hands?
>>71208711
>the CBS editors know she deserves main event screentime
>>71208743
NO ONE will be as great as jace
HOLY SHIT
JOZEA IS HULKING OUT ON CAM 5 RIGHT NOW AND MORPHING INTO DEVIN YELLING "HOUSE MEETING!"
CBS security is scrambling
nicole is such an attention seeking fucker
>>71208734
WE ARE NOT
literally 0 people have been able to confirm jozea and devin are different people
>>71208725
He's clearly into exchanging brojobs with his best buddies.
dat corey damage control
>>71208718
fuck yes
>Bridgette shrieking
qt
>>71208794
manlets, when will they learn?
this cast is bootylicious
both sexes
>"dylan and charlie you guys got little dicks"
>"mom and dad i swear i'm straight i swear"
fucking corey
>first shoutout corey gives is to his friends saying they have little dicks
>>71208852
that shit had me rolling
>>71208831
agreed i like everyone except jozea
bronte dresses like an extra on beverly hills 90210 and its oddly endearing
hnng
Bronte status
>bullied
Is Gayvin gonna put pants on for his meeting?
glenn deserves another shot
>>71208890
dude lost fair and square
>>71208852
>add this to the faggot thing
>people are probably triggered beyond belief
>>71208890
I wish it had been Corey.
>>71208766
notice
>>71208890
i didn't really like his personality but i was happy there was an old guy on again
pretty disappointed it's just a bunch of young kids camerawhoring now besides the vets
Miss me yet /bb/
Tiffany is running a people who know she's Vanessa's sister alliance.
fugg i missed a michelle side boob just now
tiffany is a qt
>>71208890
dont care for him personally but i dont like that someone went home like that
>>71208936
screw those two
lmao nicole is just like get all these fucking people out of here
me in the middle
bridgette is so cute omg
>>71208961
with every breath
>>71209017
sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>71209017
ekkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!
Someone on reddit said they went to high school with natalie and she was part of the popular clique and bullied her
I don't know if I should like her or dislike her based on this information
>>71209033
That makes me like her
>>71209033
well yeah she was a former cheerleader so its believable
Bronte is surprisingly stacked.
>>71209033
>Natalie dominating you in a cheerleader outfit
>>71209033
checked
paul is so annoying
>>71209033
She looks like a bully, not surprised.
>>71209033
>a redditor trying to knock her down for something that happened in the past
Wait is jozea gay?
Who Frank here? Real ass nigga, wish he cut his hair, I see that NASA hat tho
Bronte looks like a but ugly Jew I'm confident she has connections that got her on the show one of the ugliest chicks in BB history
>>71209117
>>71209117
what do you think
>>71209117
No, it's BB16 contestant Devin Shepherd pretending to be gay to bust back into the house and play for a 2nd time
In reality he has a daughter
>Tiffany/Michelle are talking about their alliance called 8Pack. It's Da'Vonne/James/Nicole/Frank/Tiffany/Corey/Zakiyah/Michelle.
>>71209117
>>71209117
ya think?
>2005
>>71209085
>>71209121
Natalie is actually jewish right?
>>71209117
Jozea is a vegetarian. Does he have any redeeming qualities?
>James still thinks he's funny
>>71209144
classic moment
>>71209152
is she confused that is not 1994 anymore?
>>71209180
>geek mcgee ended up winning the fucking season
Jozea is such a tryhard, god damn, I love it.
>>71209180
Just watched the episode. Nominating Paulie is retarded as fuck. The house will vote him out thanks to his relation to Cody if a neutral or joezea win Veto
>>71209211
lol
i have to go to bed by 3 but i am already LIVING for this and i dont want to miss anything
>>71209180
>>71209211
laffing hard
>>71209180
>>71209211
Will anything top the first 2 weeks of bb17?
>>71209230
Jozea is fucking done bro
>>71209180
Post the (CANT WAKE UP) PICTURE OF HIM AT THE FRIDGE
>>71209211
>>71209230
seems like a lot of the girls want paulie's d tho
>>71209258
>>71209265
keking up a fucking storm here
>>71209230
That's what it seemed like until the livefeeds came on.
>>71209258
>>71209279
oh my god im dying
Season 17 was so based we haven't even mentioned based alt chad Austin. He was such a mess of a person it was beautiful, and played a half decent game too. Jokers housewives hated the season, but it was easily the best since 14
goddamn natalies ass is so nice
damn james
does anyone have a free stream for us canadians who cbs fucks over each year with region locking???
>>71209314
Agreed homie
8 pack breakdown:
Nicole/Corey Showmance duo
Corey/Frank bromance duo
Zakiyah has Paulie as showmance shield
James/Michelle possible showmance (or at least the perception of one without the benefits, as is tradition for James)
Jozea's campaigning strat seems to be to rally the house against Team Freakazoid, meaning Zakiyah, Michelle, Frank, James or Da'Vonne would need to flip if he's already discounting votes he can grab.
never forget
>>71209314
it really was a great season, clay and shelly getting broken up early was key to it ending up solid
>>71209265
steeeevuhhhhh
james finally taller than a girl
>>71209356
we need moments like these this year
what the fuck
did anyone else just see Victor slap Natalie's ass? they must be fucking
PAUL AND JOZEA ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING FUCK
>>71209117
>>71209230
They had some work to do, but by all appearances they seem to have done it. He's got himself into a showmance like he had to, and the vets rallied in the needed numbers.
>>71209356
>>71209360
the cringe is so fuckin real
The fact that it's so clear that the ppl in the kitchen are on the outs
corey is so much hotter in motion
>>71209392
yup and bronte
>>71209423
they are actually the cool people though besides paul
>>71209356
There is no autistic red this season
I can't believe I forgot about Jeff. He was awesome early season, I remember everyone posting in his voice in the threads last year it was hilarious
>Y-you see, at the end of the day
Something like that I don't exactly remember but it was so funny I think someone made a screencap
PAUL IS BULLYING BRONTE
KILL HIM WITH FIRE
>>71209423
>playing big brother
>allowing yourself to be on the outs week 1
paul is a god
With a house this big, there's practically no "on the outs" - I mean, some random person could win HOH next week and change the entire dynamic.
>>71209448
fuck Jeff
>>71209375
slut didn't even react
Jozea doesn't know jack shit about the show and is annoying people asking questions about shit like what the night vision cameras can see so that he can camera whore properly. Really hope he goes this week.
>>71209423
Which is sad because Bridgette and Bronte are in there
>camera keeps moving from them focus on Victor being a fukboi
bronte is plotting her backstabbing
>>71209486
yeah i think this cast has potential to produce a good season, but not for another like 2-3 weeks, too many people right now to actually form any solid alliances
like the fucking "8pack" is totally gonna last lmao
>>71209489
>>71209375
nice
>>71209493
goddamn bronte reminds me of my ex so much
she's so perfect
>>71209493
C U T E
P
E
P
E
>>71209486
When there is a super alliance called "8pack* that has >>71209344 and you're not in it, you're on the outs
>Fall in love with quiet smart bridgette in the episodes
>live feeds comes on
>Is now quirky easily impressionable high screeching bridgettewelp time to join the natalie train
>>71209493
>tfw you'll never wake up in the middle of the night with Bronte standing over you
>>71209574
nah man bronte is where it's at
also tiffany is literally a perfect version of vanessa
>>71209599
word
tiffany is sexy
Bronte looks cuterpepe without makeup
Just imagine how Bronte would say "I want you to cum inside me daddy"
If you can mentally picture that and not get a hardon you deserve to have another waifu
>>71209611
no shitty skin and some more meat
exactly what vanessa needs
Am I seeing the same girl as you guys, Bronte is ugly as hell. Skinny ass face, ugly face, nice titties tho
Jesus, Tiffany looks so much like Vanessa.
>>71209560
when did that alliance form? was it before the feeds came up?
>>71209624
My dick is diamonds at that thought
>>71209560
Tiffany, Corey, and Nicole are the ones with any backlash being aimed at right now. Paulie is in a good spot since his showmance shouldn't be targeted by either side and Zakiyah can bring him in to the actual alliance if needed.
>>71209624
w e w
l e w d
>>71209641
In the DR especially
>>71209599
is like if vanessa was actually attractive
victor really is going to fuck every girl in the house
>literally nobody posting streams
I thought I knew you guys.
>>71209669
i also really hated vanessa so this is very conflicting for my penis
>>71209644
Between the time the second episode ended and the feeds started. This is all based on what the houseguests have been saying.
They'll probably show something about it on Sunday's episode.
>Natalie already slutting it up
hope she gets naked
>>71209697
real niggas don't give a fuck bout giving CBS $7 a month to financially support this amazing show
They know their numbers rise in the summer and drop in the fall and it gives them a reason to keep renewing the show
>>71209624
some one make an edit of her saying that
lets solve this once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/10573245
found a vid of bronte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY
yall telling me they ain't fucking?
>>71209785
I legitimately don't think I would ever get sexually bored if I married a qt 3.14 with a babyvoice like bronte
As long as she stayed fit I could destroy that bitch til the day I died based just on the shit she whispers in my ear
>>71209806
this show has racemixing now?
DROPPED
>>71209806
B L E A C H E D
>>71209743
>someone voted for davonne
literally which one of you...
you are all human garbage
>>71209829
>white guy banging a black chick who millionaire rappers would kill to penetrate
I see no problem except Cody's brother being a complete and utter faggot
>>71209829
are you saying you wouldn't fuck that negress?
>>71209848
thanks
you too
>>71209829
its swirlin yall
>Nicole is angry because she says Jozea is purposely shouting out Hayden as her "ex-lover" in front of her to be mean.
So is Jozea trying to go home
>>71209874
go to bed ian
>>71209806
>tfw you don't have a hot negress lusting after you BWC
>>71209905
Jozea is fucking finished. Classic early game burnout. It'll be very difficult to round up the votes to evict Paulie
>>71209905
what a faggot
>>71209905
have you seen the second episode? he literally told the vets he wanted them out one by one.
>>71209905
how do these fucking people like him get on the show
they are so stupid and all do the same shit
>>71209957
recruits
meanwhile the casting directors have no interest in me despite applying in-person for 3 years straight
>>71209978
Are you hot?
>>71209978
You need to buy Dan's book
>tfw have to get up in 2 and a half hours for work but cant stop watching
>>71209978
youll make it someday anon, im 20 i have to wait one more year before i can apply
>tfw I need to go to bed and I'm going to miss Jozea going full Devin
Contestant Status
Bridgette
>top waifu, thicc qt goddess
Bronte
>squeaky qt, dishwashing goddess
Corey
>NOT GAY
Da'Vonne
>defending worst girl champion of the world
Frank
>Midlife crisis
James
>searching for Meg2
Jozea
>America hating rapist messiah
Michelle
>subscribed to /r/fatpeoplehate
Natalie
>strip club event coordinator
Nicole
>crying qt
Paul
>cringey try hard so funny fuck stop bullying Bronte
Paulie
>Cody's brother
Tiffany
>Hot Vanessa
Victor
>>>/fit/
Zakiyah
>sweetcheeks
Glenn
>It's raining
>goodnight sweet prince
>rip
>never forget
>coconutgate
>>71210029
How many people know Tiffany is Vanessa's sister?
>>71210029
same
hopefully it will be on youtube tomorrow
>franks receding hairline
JUST
>>71210037
accurate
>>71210061
6: Vets, Michelle, Zakiyah. Corey is in the alliance, but hasn't been told yet.
>>71210029
don't worry when you wakeup the cash will be in your pocket
Davonne, Jozea, and Paul need to go
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHHHH
>still that same retarded music
im out
good night all
We want Jozea to win veto tomorrow and get HoH next week, right?
>>71210160
The social media/reddit meltdown would be fucking glorious
>watch feeds all night
>nothing happens
>it goes to fish and i decide to call it a night
>wakeup
>SHIT WENT DOWN LAST NIGHT I FEEL SORRY FOR WHO MISSED THE FEEDS
i have a fear this will happen so im stuck between sleep and continuing feeds
>>71210160
>>71210191
you know you can rewind right?
anyone have that mccrae and amanda sex vid? i like how she rode him
http://forums.jokersupdates.com/ubbthreads/pages/ratebbhg.php
paul and jose getting destroyed
>>71210199
im using free feeds so no rewind
>>71208478
she reminds me of bjork. i can't pick a top waifu this season between her and bronte
>>71210208
>joker's catladies
They aren't wrong about those two but they always defend the most useless HGs.
>>71210191
if something good happens itll prob be posted in here to youtube
im staying up all night though
anyone else /bb/ros?
>>71210237
so am i but i can still rewind, you must have the shit-tier free feeds
>>71210281
at least another hour
>BBViewer still doing that 12am reset shit.
>>71208725
I could never be on tv.
>>71208890
It was a stupid way to go home. The show doesn't even feel like big brother anymore.
This house meeting better be good I'm tired af
>>71210237
link??
goodnight /bb/
how many people know tiffany is a rousso?
2? or do they all know now?
>>71210489
vets plus michelle and somebody else I forgot maybe her other teammate
>>71210540
Zakiyah
>>71210540
>>71210575
so DA blabbed to everyone else?
