Is he the worst professional movie reviewer ever?
>>71202764
including robert and ebert?
no.
If you get into an elevator with him, for God's sake you'd better be going down.
>>71202764
An opinion of someone so fucking fat and ugly is useless for me.
>>71202764
>room full of toys
>fat
>awful facial hair
>awful tacky shirt
>pale as paper
This is what I imagine /r9k/ look like.
>>71202764
>doesn't lift
>thinks his opinion is somehow relevant, for others considering watching a film
All my keks. Fucking fat people, I tell ya.
>>71202779
He subbed for Ebert
>>71202931
I think he's paralyzed if I remember correctly.
>>71202966
>wheelchair-bound
>using that as an excuse to not exercise one's arms and prevent one from looking like The Blob: Fury Road
Oh, Jew!
>>71202966
no he's just fat
>>71202951
so... he's on par...
>>71202966
self inflicted deathfat
>>71203028
He got his back fucked up when he was pushing a shopping cart full of toys and statues up an incline and it rolled backwards over him.
Also:
>Regularly takes pwesents from studios in exchange for good reviews
>Self-proclaimed pop culture expert/historian, says that he's an expert on everything, yet is helpless without Google or Wikipedia (he can't even spell "Tolkien" correctly)
>Reviews are often unreadable, with no critical thinking skills on display ever, horrible grammar, a strong focus on himself, etc.
>Often confuses fantasy with reality, most famously his different lies about Gunnar Hansen attending various birthday parties
>Used the Kickstarter money for his show to buy a car
>>71203309
>"shopping cart full of toys and statues"
>shopping cart full of burgers
Fixed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQeH7E69Oxo
