Get in here! It's robot fighting time!
>girls can be more powerful than boys
dropped
>>71198223
She might lose you know.
Best Battlebot of all time?
My vote is for Biohazard.
Bronco all the way. Is Nightmare in again this season? When will they start using the other weight classes?
>GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
dropped
What are the rule changes?
W I T C H D O C T O R B O Y S
>drone Battlebot
How can it lose?
>It's a flipper bots always win episode....
Drone fights?
So they they crash into each other and both break?
>it's a bronco episode
Drones are memes
>>71198359
It's this year's minibots
why doesnt 4chan enter a robot? surely /g/ and /diy/ can come up with something
>>71198359
Better than the worthless flamethrowers
>>71198385
autismbot
>>71198385
Tumblr has a bot, why cant 4chans
>flamethrowing hammer
For what purpose? The flamethrowers did nothing last year.
>thinking a hammer bot can do anything
Bronco's gonna eat this chump for dinner.
I hope those cat ear wearing faggots lose again this year
>>71198416
To set oneself on fire
>>71198416
It's going to look sweet flipping to its death
>>71198406
It would have so many moving parts, flamethrowers, blades, pistons, flippers. Itd look more like Howls Castle than a battlebot. Itd just break itself as soon as the match started
>>71198416
A flamethrower is only useful if it's on the tip of a spike. There was one bot that had that set up last season but it got rolled because it was a piercing bot that wasn't built in Razor's image.
>double entrants
>still 10 minute intros
Why bother with more contestants if you aren't filling time? Are there just more episodes now?
>fire doesn't even work
LEL
>hammer head flys off
>hammer reduced to a stick
LOL
>>71198501
Maybe they'll go faster. They didn't do the pointless "stats" at least
>blacksmith wins based on points
>>71198531
It sure flew good
>flipping the decapitated hammer
S H O W B O A T
Pretty impressive for a hammerbot. Still just a hammerbot though....
>Broncowinslol
Fuck this sport
>>71198501
I think they did get more shows for this season. I hope they add the other weight classes next year.
>>71198385
Make a flipper. Saws always break and hammers have low crit
how are you guys watching this
is there a stream
>drone minibot
Just ban minibots already, they prevent elimination wins.
>>71198616
What about a flipper with Tombstone's weapon on the back?
>>71198648
On my TV. It's not even cable
>>71198648
anon there is this thing called "television"
Someone post the Plan X webm
Flippers and spinners are king. I don't know why people build anything else
GO HOME BOTTER GIRL!
>team from upside down land
>not a flipper
???
>qt Aussie
>>71198648
>on /tv/
>Doesn't have tv
Gotta love how tombstone lost the final last season because he got greedy with the last hit on bronco in the semi.
>>71198700
Clamps can be good
'MERICA
>>71198700
>that tail
This looks like a shittier Nightmare.
>make America great again
I WANT TO BREED DEATHROLL GIRL
>captain murrica
>vs straya
U S A
S A U
A U S
>west cost
>have to wait 3 more hours to watch
>>71198815
She is cute. Really cute. But I can't cheer against America the bot.
literally a captain america bot
>>71198845
>coasties
Go surfing or start a forest fire or something
Oiled up with the finest of hamburgers
>>71198845
>not having dish so you get everything 3 hours early
>Crocodiles
>Child eaten by alligator recently
Too soon
AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
D I S M E M B E R E D
well, so much for straya
poor grill
LGTSS
>Women "Engineers"
I bet Deathroll gets a wildcard spot
USA USA USA USA USA
>women in charge of making robots
USA USA USA USA USA
>>71198181
Stupid wedge bots ruined the battles.
That spinner was too high to even hit USAbot
The tail chipped the glass.
Why didn't they move?! They just sat there! Fucking Australians.
>MERICUH
Isn't Robot Wars coming back too?
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
>ISIS unironically wants to fight people who make killer robots in their spare time
>>71199089
>Implying the will of Allah can be overcome
>>71199128
ISIS fighters literally don't aim their guns because they believe Allah will guide the bullets to their target.
>beta
lmao
>the britfag is a beta
lel
beta confirmed for /r9k/?
>another hammerbot
>names it beta
>beta
It's going to hurt itself just watch
>hammer
>unique
wut
>bee-ta
eat shit
>>71198771
>actually watching shit on a legit TV
Is this 2002?
SPAGHETTIBOT
oh boy
>beta
BWAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A FUCKING BETA
LMAO
IT FELL OFF
>betafags drop their bot
BETA ALREADY SPEWING SPAGHETTI
MEME MAGIC!!!
IT FELL OFF THE FUCKING DOLLY
>Beta already tripping over itself and spilling spaghetti
A FUCKING LEAF
>it fell of the trolley
>still no "the box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fighting time"
>SO BETA IT CAN'T EVEN ROLL UP THE RAMP
>Canada vs Britain
lel
spaghetti vs canada
That's a big hammer
Reminder that they let a bot win last year that broke the rules with use of an entangling device.
>>71199311
4 u
>>71199333
that "present" was hilarious tho
guys I just started watching, did I miss anything yet?
>>71199333
They had a rematch you memer.
>no Americans
>no knockout
Should I be surprised?
>still no saws
>those immediate flip recoveries
could /r9k/bot win against bronco?
whats the point in having a hammer when you cant even hit anything with it
>>71199394
canada confirmed omega after losing to beta
>>71199394
You missed beta man dropping his bot on the fucking ground
>no ziggo
>>71199394
Some beta fell off the ramp
>>71199447
This desu
>>71199441
>>71199443
>>71199454
was there a fight before this hammer one?
Beta and Lucky ended up even.
>>71199394
Broncowinslol
Beta broke a piece off of Lucky and landed several solid hits. Not only that, it immediately righted itself after every flip. Lucky couldn't even use its weapon for the majority of the match.
>>71199436
No
This shit maplenigger's bronco lite got under that thing, bronco would toss it like salad for 3 minutes
>>71199406
This.
>>71199472
Straylan bird got torn up by captain america, and before that BASED BRONCO fliped some fag onto a rail
>>71199472
Some hot Aussie got beat by Captain America. And some pathetic not got beat by the one and only Bronco.
Canadians once again prove to be shit at everything
>>71199436
Bronco has a way more powerful launch. Beta might end up getting it's hammer broken off like the other guy.
>>71199436
No, this flipper doesn't super flip like Bronco. Bronco will throw him in the air and break the hammer when it lands.
>>71199436
Bronco flips way higher. Just falling back down will wreck beta
>>71199333
Um... Complete Control lost that match.
Has there ever been a robot who beats the ones that are just a lawnmower blade on wheels? Those always fucking dominate.
hey its mythbusters guy
I didnt watch the first match
Bronco is the successor to Toro right?
Toro was fucking amazing
>Jessica Chobot
Didnt she lick a PSP?
>>71199548
wedge bots with thick metal do well against spinners, they end up destroying themselves
>>71199558
Why didn't they build a bot for this?
>chobot still judging
stud judges
>jessica "epic for the win" chobot
I cant wait for Beta to get demolished.
is the ladybug vore bot here??
BETA RISING NOW
NORMIED BTFO
REEEEEEEEEE
Beta Wins!
>>71199590
those dicks aren't going to suck themselves
>>71199581
Didn't the asian guy from the show make a low fun spinning dome
BRITAIN WINS
BREXIT FUCKING CONFIRMED
>tips top hat
>>71199569
>>71199599
>>71199616
>>71199590
for old times sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8
>>71199581
They did for the first run of battlebots on CC
They had to ask them to retire and give them co-champ because they were so great they just destroyed everything
>vertical spinners
Do they ever work?
I dont remember the circus bot
Are they showing the battles they skipped over last season?
>>71199620
No bot was Deadblow which was a hammer bot. Jamie built the infamous spinner bot.
>Icewave
WHERE'S CHUCK
BASED CHUCK PITZER
>>71199666
They're skipping ones from this year and just showing highlights, satan
>>71199666
There are like 16 more competitors this season, Satan.
>>71199666
no just battles they skipping this season
BR?
>>71199671
>>71199653
What was Jamie's bot called again?
>BLACK BULL
You guys ready for drones bots?
>>71199710
Blendo I think.
>>71199664
that voodoo one did pretty good last season, even though it got unlucky with bronco
>>71199710
Blendo
WHERE IS WITCHDOCTOR
THE GREATEST MEMEBOT
>>71199710
blendo
>>71199694
>>71199691
>>71199690
Oh alright, I knew I recognized a lot of the bots
I started watching late
Did they ban the stupid mini bots, or did nobody decide to do them?
>>71199763
There was an entry that was just 5 minibots
They got destroyed by Son of Whyachi in the Gears Awaken special
>>71199763
theres going to be some flamethrowing quadcopters later
Why they decided to do such a stupid idea I have no idea
>>71199763
I haven't looked at the rules but Witch Doctor is back and it was 2 bots last year so idk
>>71199763
They were in a special battlebots episode a month ago because they're almost always shit.
That said there appears to be a flying fuck somewhere
BRAZIL
EL TORO HA LLEGADO
>bot from Brazil
Is it going to give the opponents Zika?
HUE
U
E
>BRs making a robot
>instead of playing F2P games
huehuehue
>99 weapon rating
Oh
My
God
Oh look, its a Diablo clone
BRAZIL
>>71199865
WOOOWEEE
>Zika monkey makes a robot
brazil vs britain
uk about to get btfo by brazil
>pincher bot
Why?
Get ready to prep the bull
>about to be waxed
I fucking love this shit
I want to fuck that minotaur
Has Battlebots always been this international? Are other countries watching?
>>71199891
First brexit fails, now this
>>71199920
canada here
who /tazbot/ here?
>nobody made the pun "shits about to get rio"
IBAKA TO MAGIC
[shouting commands in spanish]
>Missed the wheel on the pinch
Git Gud Britan
BTFO
>huehues running away and tripping over enemy bitz but winning anyway
Did Brazil just win?
Hue hue hue hue hue
>tires don't work
That's not what "decapitated" means yoU FUCKING RETARD ANNOUNCER
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
Christ that bot is scary.
I got distracted
Did Tombstone win?
>>71199971
>Brazil
>Spanish
HOLY SHITHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHE
>>71200001
It did crush the front of the other bot.
>>71200022
they just showed a highlight of it destroying some shitty bot that was literally just a snow shovel
Good. Get that crappy Razer wannabe out of here.
>>71200001
It destroyed the most important part so it makes sense metaphorically
Sweet, we still have another hour of this.
>>71200081
Sweet, we still have another hour of this.
Sweet, we still have another hour of this.
>UK shit exits in peices
Just like BRExit
>>71200081
One hour like last season wasnt enough time
Im real excited because this was thought out, the first season was half baked from the beginning
>Alec Baldwin hosting the new Match Game
What would you guys say is the most devastating bot of all time?
how much longer do we have of this?
>>71200121
Well it goes back to one hour next week. this is only for the premiere
>>71200132
The Master desu fampei
>>71200132
Tentoumushi
Inb4 women lose again
>>71200132
Ziggo
Armored lighweight spin bot, perfectly balanced and has ridges along the dome for maximum damage
>We put a camera in this
>It will drive itself
Gee, one fucking hit and the cam is dead. Nice meme.
>she bot
>3 fucking feet high with a narrow base
>female champ
>weaponized autonomous robot
What the fuck? The robots are going to kill us all.
>I heard Disco Inferno
>not the same guy
I'm sad
>>71200132
STOP WITH THE HAMMERS
>>71200132
muh nigga Ziggo
aren't autobots illegal
>>71200132
Hypnodisk during its time
>>71200156
Jesus christ, that sucks
What else does ABC have?
But at least they didnt cancel it
>>71200189
Still more effective than a woman operator, right?
>Literally stealing based Chuck's sensor idea
wew
>>71200188
Didn't it win the lightweight division 3 straight seasons?
>>71200132
The one that got banned this season for having a spinner that would go straight through the ballistic glass.
was the brazil bot the 2nd match ?
>>71200232
no autobots just roll out
>le hammer girl
>>71200232
Chomp 2.0 is a diversity hire.
>>71200232
No megatron, they're legit
>>71200249
Yessir
>>71200132
Scrapdaddy
That Minotaur fight was the most rigged shit I've seen on this show. With how hard they're pushing it it's obvious they want it to be the new Tombstone, so they put it up against a useless meme.
Speaking of memes, they put this stupid disco bot up so Chomp could get a pity win this year.
>>71200132
Tentomushi
>>71200250
lolwut
Burn baby burn. Disco Inferno.
>flamethrowers
autobot vs discotron
It keeps getting flipped
>women in charge of robots
is there ANY point to using fire at all?
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