easily the worse out of the series
>>71197462
LMAO no
That's Order of the Phoenix, how that is possible, considering it was the best book, is unfathomable to me, but OOTP is the worst movie yet best book of the series.
>>71197506
Wew lad
They were all pretty bad except the first one and second one. First one being the best.
>>71197551
Yes yes well thought anon
HOWEVER
the first two are shit, too kiddy.
>hyped as a obscenely powerful magical object
>someone wrote "wiz" on it
>>71197462
>comfiest
Stone, Chamber
>most epic
goblet
>best
prisoner
>absolute garbage
the rest
>>71197551
3rd is easily the best movie
>>71197462
Without a doubt
>>71197506
Ootp is underrated as hell it cut everthing it needed to
>>71197648
>most epic
>goblet
Kys
>>71197551
Kys 3 and Yates were the best
Kino tier
3 6 7.1
High cinema tier
2 5
Low cinema/ film tier/ high movie tier
1 7.1
Low movie/ high flick tier
4
>>71197795
1 7.2*
>>71197740
>kys
ur a faget... GoF was one of my all-time favorite moviegoing experiences, and I had even read the book knowing completely what was going to happen.
>MAHHH BOI
>>71197598
It says TRI and ARD to the left and right
TRI WIZ ARD
The Goblet of Fire was supposed to really throw is into the wizarding world, where we got to see the Quidditch cup and all these international wizards, there was so much to be seen and we were left with a pile of shit
And to top it all off, Cedric Diggory turned out to be a big eyed gargoyle instead of a handsome bloke
I'm still mad, especially since GoF was one of the best books in the series before it got serious
>>71197912
Gof is the worst one I had a much better time at the others. I enjoy it but its not as good at all. Ootp HBP and DH were better moviegoing experiences and the first three as well.
Muhhh boyyyy. Too bad I didn't care about cedric one bit. The dichotmy of his cold dead body hitting thr floor as the crowd goes nuts and the band plays was good but its babbys first filmmaking. They needed to feature cedric more to make me care about him I cared more about sirius dumbledore dobby and harry dying. It was great at the movies but so were the others goblet was the worst directed and shot
>>71197506
On a rewatch ootp is so much better than goblet it hurts. Ootp is one of the most well done climaxes in the series. All of Yates are paced extremely well paricularly 5 6 7.1
>>71197462
They cut too much shit for a gay ass dragon chase scene. They made the worst decisions for this one, but I still think Chamber of Secrets is the worst book and movie.
Half Blood Prince might be worst if it didn't have some of the most fun parts to rewatch.
>>71198026
>>71198073
whatev... maybe I'm biased towards it because it was my 2nd favorite book after PoA and also I saw it during a more fun time of my life so I'm nostalgic for it.
scared to watch it again now that you guys say that, havent seen it since theaters
>>71198254
HBP is one of the best it gets better everytime
>>71198220
You gotta be kidding me. OOTP as a film was boring as fuck. Goblet of Fire was comfy and pretty good.
>>71198265
Its a great book and I don't mean to rag on it I just find the filmmaking in the ones after superior and poa. You should jusy rewatch them in order sometime to make up your mind
I was pissed when Goblet of Fire didn't show us any veela. They were all solid 7 girls, not 11/10.
JUST
>>71198319
>boring
Such a shitty critique I don't know where to start. How about you don't know shit thats what plebs saym. Its great...goblet was an action flick that was a disgrace
>>71197506
This is the correct answer. OotP may be a passable film but when you compare it to the book (which is an inevitably in any discussion of the series) it is abysmal.
>>71198265
The book is great, but the movie was subpar for all it could have been
>>71198392
I don't see it
>>71198462
Disagreed it cut everything it needed to work on its own as a film and in the series as an adaptation. Hit all the things it needed to and more.
>>71198254
> I still think Chamber of Secrets is the worst book and movie
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>71198392
Huh. I always thought he was the blonde little boy king in Game of Thrones.
>>71198392
he looked like he was all set for his post HP career in Rise of the Apes
>>71198514
Oh fuck off, gay ass rooster fearing snake bitch ass movie can't even surround Harry with its body so he has nowhere to run, series should have been over there and it would have been the greatest.
>>71198504
>Disagreed it cut everything it needed to work on its own as a film and in the series as an adaptation. Hit all the things it needed to and more.
Kill yourself autist.
>>71198585
Nice job refuting. The book had lots to be trimmed and cut the film gets the politics and unsettling vibe across
>>71197462
I completely agree. I watch the movies with my little brother and sister in chronological order every few years and I always feel like skipping GoF.
>>71197506
Fuck off retard, OooP is the best one.
>>71198392
doing coke alongside Rupert and Daniel for years does that to you
>>71198585
See im not the only one
>>71198635
Who appreciates ootp. Now shut the fuck up
>>71198638
He didn't do coke he just drank on set during hbp
>>71198634
The film gets the bare bones of the politics and isn't really all that unsettling because it cut out tons of character development and world building regarding the ministry,
>>71198738
This.
The autist you're replying to needs to gas himself.
Well done OP
3>7>6>5>2>1>8>4
>>71197506
retard
>>71198564
What are you talking about you retard?
Did you want Fawkes/Harry to just get swallowed whole?
is this a joke you subhuman pleb? the entire series is awful! for real its one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>71197506
>OOTP worst HP Book
>GoF best HP Book
>TPoA best HP Movie
>THBP Worst HP Movie
This is the only correct answer. Search your feelings lads. If you think otherwise...you're a filthy mudblood.
>>71198721
They were on anything they could get their hands on, they hated doing that shit.
Watson fought the depression by wasting thousands in clothes.
>>71198898
Yea I'm sure they hated making all that money and working with david yates and actually acting. Your pic is post hp radcliffe
>>71198867
>OOTP worst HP Book
Except it isn't, it's the best book.
People here actually like Yates.... where the fuck am I? I thought /tv/ was patrician central. 1, 2, and 3 are the most comfy movies of all time. Rest are white but 4 is at least passable and has the most emotional moment of the series
>>71198867
HBP one of the best
>>71198951
>working with david yates
Is this supposed to be a good thing? Yates is worse than Chbosky.
>>71198970
It's literally just plebs(like you).
>>71198392
He looks like Danny D
>>71198970
Fuck off faggot only reddit likes the first ones. Goblet is fucking shit.
>>71198983
"Drink, dumbledore! Drink!"
>>71198847
Unironically this. They're dogshit and the third one is the only one that tried to be something more. Plebs will tell you the first two are good, but its a tumblr meme by mongs trying to impress people on facebook.
>1
Despite clocking in at over two solid hours, the movie fails to properly set up and develop its characters and their back-stories, there is almost no build up and, even worse still, chemistry between the actors here. - 0/5
>2
Cramming in every "plot point" you can find in the book does not engaging storytelling make, and it's a wonder there ever was a third movie. - 0/5
>3
Splendid. An entirely enjoyable pop fantasy adventure that never for a moment insults the intelligence. By very very very very far the best of the Potter movies, the only one that manages to capture the funky mad energy of J.K. Rowling's hogwash. - 2/5
>4
Easy come, easy go. - 0/5
>5,6,7,8
Didn't see them
This series is genuinely worse than Star Wars 1-6 (I've seen episode 7 now and its more of a superhero movie than Star Wars)
>>71199007
>worse than chbosky
Are you fucking serious lol
>>71198960
The whole book is filler, 800 fucking pages of pretty much nothing but the prophecy and climax. The rest is just Harry being emo and trying to get his dick wet in Cho. I think Rowling must've realized that the trend of making each book longer than the last was not a good way to go about it considering the next would be 900 pages or so and made HBP 600 pages, at least there's less filler that way.
>>71198970
>1, 2, and 3 are the most comfy movies of all time
> I thought /tv/ was patrician central
well considering you're here and using "comfy" to defend bad movies its clear /t/v/ isn't patrician
>>71199038
Nice pasta for someone who hasn't seen half of them?
>>71199074
lmao
>>71198970
They are all good except goblet you dumb fuck. 5 6 7 8 are infinitely beyter than goblet
If I'm introducing some alien life form to Harry Potter series, I literally tell him "just watch 1-4."
Every. Fucking. Time.
>>71199007
I'm sure that's why emma and dan didn't want to work with him and finish the series or anything and cry like kids in his arms on set after they wrapped.
Watch some interviews when thenly talked about the movies
>>71199175
Stop after the worst? Yea sure.
Yates were great that's why he's making another
Prisoner of Azkaban it's the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hZ_ZyzCO24
>>71197598
>Triwizard cup
>6 sides
>>71199096
Seeing the first 4 is enough to realize it was a shallow series with no artistic merit much like "MCCU" and "DCCU".
>>71199175
You should get them to blast Yates as well considering he has no talent no matter what screencaps.com pleb tells you.
>>71199269
Except you're unironically proving yourself wrong since the ones that followed were inherently different. Whatever makes you sleep at night lots of people like them even moreso now.
>>71199242
>muh cinematography
it was a medicore flick, get over it
>>71199328
Don't worry about this pleb
They were even worse than 2 and 4 and most people with taste agree.
>>71200426
Nice try get some taste letterbox whore
>>71200364
not him youre a nigger.
>>71197462
That's not The Half-Blood Prince
>Snape: I am the Half-Blood Prince
YOU DIDN'T EXPLAIN WHO THE FUCKING HALF-BLOOD PRINCE IS FUCK IT'S IN THE FUCKING TITLE
>>71200454
You first mr kinoXD ban evading shitlord
>>71200540
Try being a critic or even a two bit critic they are better than 2 and 4
>>71200426
>>71200502
>>71200579
Try developing some taste before standing up next time you try pleb kiNOXD shitlord
>>71200678
Try to hold back your autism, for our sakes
>>71200734
>4plebs is down
You too neet
>>71200492
not him either but if you enjoyed that shit, you're a child >>>/reddit/
>>71200949
>doesnt into the novikov self consistency principle
>calls others leddit
top
>>71201085
nice meme
>>71197462
last 2 are miserable.
>>71201332
nah DH1 is one of the best. DH2 was terrible
>>71201332
Every single one save for the one by mexico is awful.
FUCK YOU DEGENERATES ARE TIRESOME TO READ
COMMENT ON DETAILS, POINTS OF PROGRESSION OUT OF PLACE TRANSITIONS ETC
JUST FUCKING SCREAMING DIS BAD DAT GUD DDAT BATTER IS FUCKING MONKEY TIER
they all stink
>>71201332
agreed.
>>71201575
letterboxd normies even have better taste than you
>>71201462
You're the one sperging out here you nigger
>>71201736
you're a huge pleb though and you know it >>71200764
dumb /sp/umblr rejects
