>>71194461
>>71194461>>71194461
Azor Jon
>>71196223
All hail His Grace, Azor Jon of Houses Stark and Targaryen, the Prince who was Promised, the Son of Ice and Fire, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
Azor Greyworm
Jon Stark aka Winter's Bastard aka The Wolf of Winter aka The Wolf of Winterfell aka The Sword of the North aka The Pretty Snowflake aka The White Wolf aka The Bastard of Light aka Snow aka Wildling's Wolf of the North aka The Blackguard aka Winter Christ aka THE KING IN THE NORTH.
KNEEL YOU SHITS! KNEEL!
Azor Jon!
I support this.
Daily reminder: you KNOW its gonna end like this
>>71196258
>those titles
don't get him in a room with Dany
>No Truede leaks
FIRST FOR AZOR LUIGI
>>71196244
eight kingdoms now that the north of the wall has joined under him.
LAYDEE SANSHA
Remember when Jon almost shivved Alliser in the fucking neck?
"The Dragon From The East"
In time of discord in our realm,
Legends tell a tale of the dragon
The Princess that was Promised comes
Weak men will not rule sea and land
And all those who stand in her way,
Die by fire and victorious arms
The Unsullied follow her west,
Once more set ashore to war
Prophecies told, battles taught,
This dragon has no fear at heart
Dragon fly forth, come take the South!
Come take the North!
Daenerys Targaryen
The savior of Westeros!
Khaleesi and Mhysa
The Princess that was Promised!
A storm over Essos unleashed,
Dawn of war, a trail of destruction
Usurpers cohorts won't prevail,
See the Lannisters shiver and shake
Legendary warfare returned,
Dragons dance and sing once again
The Queen crosses back from the East,
At last she is here for war
Stories of old, truth unfold,
Control over dragons she holds
Freedom she'll bring,
Dragon and queen, our rightful queen!
Daenerys Targaryen
The savior of Westeros!
Khaleesi and Mhysa
The Princess that was Promised
Danaerys Targaryen, go, Westeros is waiting!
(Khaleesi and Mhysa
The Princess that was Promised!)
Our Dragon Lady, go forth, Westeros is waiting!
(The rightful, the unburnt
Azor Ahai, R'hllor's chosen!)
Mighty dragon rule alone
Liberator claim the throne
End the vile usurping brood
Take what's yours by fire and blood
Show Me His Body
>"Les prince that was promised" Melisandre called it
>>71196232
>>71196232
>>71196232
non-pedo, non-meme thread
>>71196328
yeah, why?
>>71196287
but smirkfu dies next episode
>>71196361
Cunt
>>71196328
Remember when Jon ran a campaign of fear to make people be nice to Sam?
>>71196287
Yeah. And all of my normie friends will secretly hate it, but they will all say it's great because you can't speak I'll of 3rd wave feminist propaganda. Hillary is a great candidate, Captain America should have a boyfriend and all men must die.
Serious question
Is Danny imperialist? Yes? No? Why?
>>71196352
Mighty dragon rule alone
Rightful queen, come claim the throne
Save Westeros, save the dawn
Burn the Others, save our homes
Oh, you Dragon from the East,
(Rightful heiress rule alone
Mhysa, claim the Iron throne)
Oh, you Dragon from the East
(Dragon from the eastern lands
Take Westeros in your hands)
Mighty dragon rule alone
Liberator claim the throne
Saviour from the eastern lands
Take Westeros in your hands
Dice have been thrown, it is known,
Khaleesi will claim Iron Throne
Dragon come forth, born amidst smoke,
Born amidst salt!
Daenerys Targaryen
Azor Ahai reborn!
Khaleesi and Mhysa
The Princess that was Promised!
Danaerys Targaryen, go, Westeros is waiting!
(Khaleesi and Mhysa
The Princess that was Promised!)
Our Dragon Lady, go forth, Westeros is waiting!
(The rightful, the unburnt
Azor Ahai, R'hllor's chosen!)
>>71196352
jesus, this gave me prostate cancer.
>>71196380
>ygritte
>smirkfu
>irri
>doreah
>myranda
valar morghulis more like qt morghulis
>>71196390
What do you mean by imperialist?
>>71196287
Only Yara is even close enough to be in this. She actually has a brain on her shoulders unlike the others. What pisses me off is how the show turned Brienne into this incompetent bloodthirsty moron, whitewashed the fuck out of Daenerys (and Cersei too), made Sansa even MORE retarded than her book counterpart (durr, I'm gonna marry Ramsay Bolton, what could possibly go wrong?), and TV Margaery is stale as fuck.
>>71196446
Laughably late
bradamante's in here
>>71196232
>>71196232
>>71196232
TOWER OF JOY THEME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ40jeahsrs
>>71196361
>non-meme thread
why would i go there?
>>71196498
Thanks for the heads up, I'll stay clear
Reminder
>>71196498
Thanks for the warning
>internet high 5 implied
Oh I get it Luigi is not an actual character.
>>71196258
/tv/ is gonna be more more pissed at KING IN THE NORTH scene than with stannis death.
I'm ready for the butthurt
>>71196361
you forgot to mention Bradamante approved
>>71196365
He was about to murder a man, because he called him names.
It's hilarious re-watch this shit.
So, when does /got/ go down since its gonna be offseason ?
>>71196390
I'm in love with her eyebrows.
>>71196223
>>71196575
too soon ;_;
>>71196390
I want to cum those eyes closed >_<
Since when did people think arya was going to kill walder frey soon? does she have littlefinger's teleporter?
>>71196544
>He hasn't Seen the leaks
>>71196302
north of the wall doesn't have a king, not really a kingdom anyways
and since their in the north, they are in the kingdom of the north
>>71196586
L O N G M A Y H E R E I G N
>>71196575
the pedos and autists will go back to 8gag and the rest of us will move on with our lives
>>71196586
Long may he reign
>>71196575
I vote we stay.
>>71196591
Apparently all it takes is around 9 weeks for /got/ generals to turn into an even shittier version of itself, in which the final straw is thread wars. It's probably just 4 or 5 of the same shitposters, but it only takes 9 weeks or so.
1 more week.
>>71196586
i know no king but the one true king of westeros whose name is stannis
Question: if Bran gets back to winterfell why would anyone believe a word he says about TOJ or anything else for that matter? Does anyone even know what being the three eyed raven means? How is he supposed to prove he's a legit wizard?
>>71196621
get the fuck out of this thread you fucking puppyfu loving pedo.
anyone else laughed at this scene?
the meme magic is real
>>71196621
But you're an autist, brad
>>71196654
shut up old man
>>71196586
LONG MAY HE REIGN
Azor Gibraltar
>>71196679
Probably also a pedo.
VELOUR MARGOLIS
>>71196677
What emotion was he trying to convey here?
Couldn't they just stroke Bran's flaccid penis until he cums, suck it into a turkey baster or something, and squirt it inside Meera?
The Stark line is far from extinct, lads!
>>71196675
puppyfu is an adult though, there's nothing pedo in thinking she's a qt
>>71196667
He could prove it to them by fucking them up with magick
>>71196382
wow I just realized something about MRAs
>>71196707
Happiness at having a feather in his cap
>>71196586
long may he reign
>>71196718
Proof? She looks like a fucking child you sick fuck.
LOL GUYS JON SNOW IS A 5'7 MANLET LOOOL MANLETLOVERS BTFO
>>71196717
Is Bran really the first king to suffer paralysis? Surely the Maesters are capable of pumping his baby batter into Meera
>>71196753
just report and move on
bran
>>71196717
>what is prostate milking
it all depends on what area of the spine is damaged (upper or lower)
>>71196805
who you talking to, friend?
requesting carice butt webm
>>71196287
It's not like GRRM's books aren't heading that way too.
It's unlikely that there will be a battle for the dawn, but hippie peace messages aside, it's probably heading towards feminism/acceptance of female rulers. It's a contradictory message that Gurm is sending, though. He clearly shows that women aren't necessarily better leaders, or have innate kindness. Cersei is a terrible, cruel, unjust ruler, just to name the biggest example, and Dany is forming up to be more of a conqueror than a bringer of peace.
The show is even worse: Yara is a Greyjoy through and through. She will never give up pillaging. Asha at least is suing for peace. Dany is going full mad queen as of now, Margaery is a machiavellian power politician and not above sacrificing people, and the sand snakes are straight up destroyers and usurpers.
Don't even start with Sansa. She's the worst right now. Jon, admittedly fucking up, risks life and limb for a hold and title that he will never be able to claim, while Sansa can sit in the back row and take over rule after he's done the dirty work.
This is why we moved from martiarchal society to partriarchy in the first place, people. Women want rule solely based on who they were born as, not by what they have accomplished.
>>71196550
Jon Snow is the second most popular character on /got/ after Stannis, what makes you think there will be butthurt?
You have ten seconds to name a better scene this season than pic related.
>missandei
>wears the blue clothe when the targ is around
>one she leaves she wears the unsullied leather
GELDED
>>71196654
was it autism?
>>71196889
>tfw based jon and based stannis are my favourite characters
so based duo, best plotlines.
>>71196911
Dany rape scene
>>71196911
STANNIS?
>>71196889
I think it's just that the Stannisfags and Stannis haters talk more. I don't think he's the most popular anymore. Hell, three weeks ago Sansa wasn't even that popular.
>>71196223
SPOILERS UP!
>Cersei does not destroy the Sept, instead her trial begins as a set up to early next season. The wildfire is shown, however, at the conclusion of the scene
>Jaimie is heading North with the Freys to deal with the Stark and Bolton Rebellion, not knowing who won. Jaimie doesn't care.
>Varys returns to Kings Landing and has his little birds kill Pycelle and Qyburn. Kevan still lives.
>No Tommen suicide, though Margery's smile during the trial beginning makes me think Cersei will kill her with explosion. Loras takes the black.
>Bran greensees into the past, no confirmation in Tower of Joy scene that the baby is Jon.
>Jon and Sansa at ease, though Little Finger wants Sansa's hand in Marriage as a bond between the North and Vale
>Davos is going to White Harbor unable to stand Mel, setting up no doubt Onion Knight X Arya
>No Arya or mention of her
>Daenarys's boy toy and Tyrion are staying behind in Mareen
>Wall not shattered, just a shitty setup with Night's King staring at it.
>>71196917
>you will never rub your Ken doll like crotch against Missandei's clit and bring her to orgasm
Why even live
>>71196938
This season
>>71196957
dat cameo, right?
>>71197003
false.
>>71196911
>>71197003
Poor b8 m8.
>>71196911
Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!
>>71196828
spinal injuries and boners
>>71197003
Where does Bran end up?
>>71197071
Bran dies.
>>71197003
>setting up Onion knightxArya
Wew, he really is a pedo.
>>71196586
fugg off zombie fuggboi with small benis
>>71197071
Gendry's boat
>>71197081
bran is immortal
>>71197071
Still heading south to wall with Coldhands/Benhen
>three golden shrouds
>last one sits on the iron throne
>no other Baratheon to take his place except some bastard no one knows about
>you now realize that not only will Dany sit on the throne, they've written themselves into a corner in which that's the only possible outcome
There's no other leader who's path in the next season isn't odd and junky. That is, unless they decide to unveil Aegon Targaryen. Which most definitely will not be happening.
>>71197003
This is the most retarded thing I've read in a very long time
>>71197143
Which is why its probably true.
Next Episode confirmed info:
>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Sam arrives at Oldtown
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(final scene)
>>71197071
In the sweet arms ofHodor
It's about to be on!
>>71196586
LONG MAY HE REIGN
>>71196226
Based Jon poster
>>71196223
And a based Jon's cousin thread :)
>>71197092
no zombie
stillbleeds red blood
>>71196929
I agree. I'm more of a Jonfag, but Stannis presence and getting to witness him become a better man only made the Northern story more interesting.
David and Dan are retards that were only interested in portraying him as a villain for what he did to Renly. Autists are always arguing over who is better, but killing off a compelling character like Stannis was a blow to those who love Jon's story as well. It would would have been based as fuck for them to continue that great bromance that had been building.
>>71197175
are these actual leaks, or are you pulling this out of your ass?
>>71197181
He is an undead abomination
>>71197166
You just blew my mind! Too true, and now I am scared!
>>71197175
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
huge gap here
Why is she so sad, bros?
>>71196244
THIS.
>>71196705
who is this?
>>71197212
Those are actual leaks that have been around for literally months you uninformed mongoloid.
>>71196586
Long may he reign
>>71197207
You're not fooling anyone, Stannisfag.
>>71197212
From so far out of his ass the food isn't chewed.
>>71197249
Because she knows she will never be Queen as long as he lives.
>>71197249
Because I forgot to pull out.
>>71197249
Her plan to kill both brothers to clear the way for her reign failed.
>that little girl they always call boy will never kill you
why do i even live
>>71197249
Probably just after a scene with LF and a ton of buttstuff. Don't worry, Sansa will be safe soon.
>>71197249
>those chubby fingers
alcoholism
>>71197249
butt stuff
>>71197278
so cute
>>71197319
Does anyone actually believe the blackfish is still alive? Why the fuck would a lannister soldier lie about that..
Surely Jamie would've seen his corpse.
>>71196586
LONG MAY HE REIGN
>>71197235
allegedly CIA will give jon a letter with a targaryen seal. which is dumb. cia ex machina
>>71197365
It wasn't a Lannister soldier.
>>71196718
How old are you?
>>71197365
He's obviously still alive, or at least he will make a return somehowlord stoneheart
>>71197386
>>71197365
This person probably declares stannis clearly dead in the next breath
feels good that the only character confirmed to be a magical supernatural prophetic figure is not jon
>>71197367
Context of this gif? Dollars to donuts it wasn't really all that racist or sexist whatever she's whining about?
>>71197421
Oh yeah, I forgot Lannister soldiers have their armor grafted to their skin.
>>71197432
>>71197432
Look out for Dany's Dragon Dreams Vol. I next season.
How many miles of dick do you think have been thrust through Sophie?
>>71197457
????
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71197457
I'd like to believe hes still alive but c'mon. He made a whole little speech about about it being his home and dying there and how Brienne would serve his own family better than he would.
He's dead ;_;
reminder stark children can warg
>>71197365
Nope. Bye bye Blackfish. See ya, Lady Stoneheart. Sayonara Stannis. Adios Ser Allister. Au revoir Olly.
>>71197365
Once you play the "he wasn't really dead" card once, it's always out there. And they've played it a couple times. The way they announced his death was odd, and could have easily been someone wearing Lannister armor who wasn't a Lannister soldier.
I still think he's dead though.
>>71196361
>non-meme
And *why* would I want that?
>>71197505
Not enough
>yfwcersei burns the sept to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHnFhooKHk0
>>71197531
reminder only one (the best) stark child can warg in the show bookfag
>>71197505
How many miles is it from the Wall to Dorne?HEY-YOOOO
>>71197531
Good post.
>>71196586
LONG MAY HE REIGN
>>71197556
>rains of castamere
o shiiiit
>>71197561
kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ40jeahsrs
RLJ CONFIRMED
RLJ CONFIRMED
THAT FUCKING STARK THEME AT THE END
>>71196287
>Margery being anything but dead.
>Brienne being anything but Jaime's sidekick
>Yara staying alive till the end
>Salsa surviving after what she become
Deny is the only one believable, but even though I doubt it.
>>71196223
wtf i want to bang this kid now
>banner is the Flayed Man
>They don't flay Ramsey
Come the fuck on D&D
>>71197618
>tfw they're going to have a fucking dany scene after this
>>71196258
you mean targaryen?
>>71197617
Can you name a better living Stark?
>>71197641
Wait until they end the season with another Dany scene.
>>71197432
When will anyone elses faves definitively earn a magical title such as the Three Eyed Raven?
>>71197680
There are no living Starks. Bran is three eye wolf now.
>>71196503
>at 2:11 Jon's theme comes in
so fucking good...Azor Jon confirmed
>>71197596
just cheese please
>>71197556
Wrong, Cercei is burning shit to this music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I
The one you linked will be played at RW 2.0
>>71197520
her looming shadow grows?
>>71197356
>ARSE
>Not ARSHE
>>71197596
There's jizz on that one pepperoni slice in the bottom left quadrant. Hope you didn't eat it.
>>71197718
>jon's theme
end your life retard
>>71197734
That's some final boss dark souls type music
>>71197734
This sounds so different than what we usually hear. I like it.
>>71197805
Dunno, I'm not underage I don't play childish games.
>tfw the last scene of the season is all the lords in Winterfell who came to visit Jon kneeling before him as the King of Westeros
Does he want Jon as Warden of the North or does he want it for himself? He's never really indicated he was interested in the North beyond Sansa, wouldn't he just like a Warden who owes him a favour so to speak?
>>71197617
Don't be mad that the best stark can btfo the lesser starks at a moments notice
>>71196677
I did.That shit was great.
>>71197785
I paid extra for it.
>>71196929
I disliked Stannis throughout most of the books, but his moments with Jon in ADWD were pretty comfy. It says a lot that Jon actually refers to Stannis as "the king".
Even this passage sheds a lot on Jon's view of Stannis.
>Jon realized that his words were wasted. Stannis would take the Dreadfort or die in the attempt. The Night’s Watch takes no part, a voice said, but another replied, Stannis fights for the realm, the ironmen for thralls and plunder. “Your Grace, I know where you might find more men. Give me the wildlings, and I will gladly tell you where and how.”
>>71197207
I have no idea why D&D stripped away Stannis' and even Davos' development in the books. Like the Letter reading. That shit was handed to them on a silver platter and they STILL fucked it up.
>>71197824
t. edgelord
>>71197766
Actually like Arse better. No big.
>>71197505
None. Not that she's pure, but I bet she's had zero dick.
when the fuck is the season finale? I'm tired of watching this trash. I want it over.
H-he can't die...Can he?
>>71197709
Never ever.
>>71197718
>jon's theme
your IQ is room temperature. In celsius.
>>71197855
Sophie has had sex before so has Maisie. But Sophies more into girls.
>rewatching season 1 right now
>just noticed this
G-guys...?
>>71197734
The shitlord is this? Sounds eerie as fuck.
I bet there is some major shit going to be happening as this play. Holy shit I'm getting slightly hype due to this song.
>>71197907
who the fuck would willingly have sex with maisie?
>>71197825
Except that the last scene will be little birds killing Qyburn while Varys monologs, then cut to Dany sailing with her dragons and the greyjoys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkUU3roBHYs
>>71197852
>Stannisfags still quietly BTFO.
we know what you are.
>>71197887
Why is he having an orgasm.
>>71197911
cool photoshop brah
>>71196503
>stark theme
>not targ theme
r o f l
>>71197920
Nobody said anything about willingly.
>>71197948
Meera's just off-frame
>>71197911
I don't see shit.
>>71197920
Maisies not that ugly, plus she was kinda cute a few seasons ago plus she definitely lost hers like at 15,16 at least that's what the interview made it seem like. She has a boyfriend so it was probably him.
>>71197948
To prove to /got/ that he can.
Are the Frey's the most fertile house there is?
>>71197999
goblin since season 1 and every season since
>slags
>>71198016
The Manderlys make sure of that, to keep pie production up to the demand of the market.
>>71198007
>this image
how?
>>71197911
Thats a P
>>71198007
i exhaled loudly at this
>>71198051
but that pie was a wedding gift for arya
>>71197999
I would have cummed inside Maisie since Day 1 desu
Well I mean if it was legal of course :^)
>>71197641
Didn't the Iron Throne or the Starks ban flaying?
>>71198016
Nah, just Walder.
>>71197877
From now until otherwise told (and it won't be for at least 10 episodes) on ask yourself if a character could stop the WW. If no, then they can die.
>>71198051
>>71198052
Its a full body cast doll
>>71197911
episode and timestamp
>>71198052
Isaac texted it to me. We're good friends. My dad works for Nintendo.
>>71197920
I would to be honest, she has a nice body and her irl personality is attractive
>>71197999
she looked better without those caterpillar eyebrows.
>>71197641
Next episode will open with Ramsay's flayed body above the gate of Winterfell
>>71196244
You can't be part of two houses, it is a lineage from father to son, you can't have two fathers.
>>71198107
>Well done Slyntheryn, well done
>HOWEVER
>>71196353
http://winteriscoming.net/2016/03/16/stephen-dillane-stannis-admits-he-didnt-enjoy-game-of-thrones/
Here is his body Anon, recasting actor who smack talks your show never happend, he is kinda on point tho.
>Based Stannis
>>71198109
>aninterviewforants.jpg
>>71197911
thats a P you illiterate fuck
>>71198109
Is it anatomically correct?
>>71198136
Don't ever, EVER tell azor what he can or can't do
>>71198153
what would be the point if it wasnt >:]
>>71198109
So him and Dean cum in eachother's bums, right?
Aw man Sam just saved that DaughterBride from the direwolf and she was all "you're brave" and he almost cried. I hope he gets his dick wet.
Just woke up from a nap 5 minutes ago where I was Ramsey's captive and he tortured me. Difference was it was present day and we were teenagers hanging out while his parents were gone. I'm all drenched in sweat now, fuck.
>>71198110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLVNrKU0fE4
Around 0:24 if it doesn't go for the timestamp.
It looks more like a P.
>>71198144
I can read it just fine
>>71198159
He does NOT look happy to be photographed.
>>71198143
Who didn't know this already?
>>71198152
>P+L=J
Who is P
>>71198159
>this man gets more pussy than me
>>71198143
*posts slowpoke*
>>71198186
obviously
>>71198224
Hot Pie
>>71198224
Petyr
>>71198235
>man
So....is Isaac pretty much confirmed to be a bender?
>>71198196
Dreams are pretty horrible things, thankfully I never seem to remember mine.
>>71198255
Rude.
>>71198211
sexual accomplishments[!!!!!!!!]
>>71198224
Payghar. I'm not suprised a showfag like you has never heard of him. Only us elite bookfriends have read the extra books GRRM puts out secretly under pseudonyms
Friendly reminder that CIA is fulfilling prophecy with Sansa and Harrenhal. She is the blood of Lothston and he tricked the gods (weirwood net) into seeing the last king of Duskendale save her.
Friendly reminder that CIA has important tapestries from Robert's court.
Friendly reminder that CIA is working to restore the monarchy that preceded the Targaryens.
Friendly reminder that CIA is purposely tricking Bloodraven by showing certain things in the godswood.
Friendly reminder that CIA has connections to Braavos and is working with the slave-hating Braavosi to destroy the last dragonlords and establish an anti-dragon, anti-slavery monarchy.
Friendly reminder that Bloodraven spent his life working to preserve a pure Targaryen dynasty.
Friendly reminder that Bloodraven is the champion of the Great Other.
Friendly reminder that CIA is Azor Ahai and the true champion of Light.
>>71198224
Podrick PAYNE?
