>watching movie with mom
>every time I look back at her she's on her phone
kill her
>>71196012
Dumb frogposter
>>71196026
.. with oral sex.
>>71196012
Your second statement contradicts the first.
>watching movie with mom
>she's just a picture on my desk
>>71196012
>watching movie with mother
>"Anon why did he do this?"
>>71196026 This
My mom always pays attention to movies, but my sister is ALWAYS on her phone, especially while she is watching Game of Thrones
>watch movie with mother
>wife's son overdoses on Oxycontin
>>71196111
>Look at mother
>Why does he wear the mask, anon?
>>71196133
She's gotta talk to all her gurrrlfriends about Dany scenes
>watching efukt with mom
>"anon, what did he mean by this"
The last movie I watched alone with my mom was Requiem for a Dream.
I had forgotten all about ASS TO ASS. I haven't watched it since due to shame.
>watching movie with mom
>she falls asleep after 5 minutes.
>Halfway in wakes up again and asks me to pause so she can go smoke
>bring girl over to watch Inception
>every time Mal shows up; "Wait? Is that his wife?"
By the 7th time i decided to just break all contact with her.
>>71196345
I'd rather watch and try to explain a movie to my dog than a female
>watching movie with mom
>penis accidently slips out
>"anon if you can't multitask then turn off the damn thing!"
>>71196103
go visit your mom, anon
>>71196012
this really bothers me too
>>71196133
I bet she wants to leave the room with Cersei and Jamie scenes knowing her disgusting fat ugly brother is a perverted virgin.
>>71196012
> Watching movie with mom
> She shouts out plot twists as they occur
The stereotype is true about black people. Ironically enough, she doesn't do this at the actual theater, only at home.
>>71196386
>>71196305
>mom walks out room
>"I'll pause it"
>"no it's okay"
>pause it anyway and wait forever for her to come back
>>71196345
>inception
poor choice man
nolan is really the thinking man's director, there's no point showing a film like inception to someone who isn't very intelligent and open to deep ideas
>texting while watching some boring movie
>son keeps looking at me to see if I'm watching
>>71196419
She died last year
>>71196519
>>71196012
Glad I'm not alone. Female friends do the same thing.
>>71196573
Sad, here take this.
>>71196706
thanks
>>71196573
And?
>mom, aunt, and cousin keep watching Pee Wee's Big Holiday over and over again
>must've watched it 30 or 40 times since it came out
>every time they watch it again, I can hear them laughing hysterically from the next room
>hear them discussing scenes down to the most minute details
I'm becoming concerned.
>>71196736
damn...
>>71196012
>watching movie with mom
>sex scene comes up
>she starts touching my crotch
>watching movie with mom
>she is reading a magazine
>keeps looking up and asking me what is going on in the movie
>>71196736
Anon told me to visit her, can't do that when she's not there, huh
>watching a thriller with someone
>"I totally know what's going to happen."
>it doesn't happen
>"Wow this movie was a letdown."
>>71196012
>talking to mom on the phone
>just hang up at any given time
>she calls back: "did we get cut off"
>"no"
>hang up again
>>71196012
>watch movie with friends or family
>constantly looking at everyone faces to see if they are enjoying it / paying attention
>cant help but answer questions from parents
>watching movie with sister.
>she keeps asking me to put Charlie Chaplin instead of The Avengers.
>>71197091
best post of the day
>>71196012
Turn the volume up moron!
She's trying to get some action unlike you piece of crap.
>>71196480
KEK. I edited all the Cersei and lan incest scenes into one clip and played it for my sister once.
>>71196012
>Watching movie with mom
>Big black guy is on screen
>Mom gulps
>>71197313
Wat an ungrateful cunt
>>71197313
>watching movie with mom
>someone says nigger
>my mom bursts out laughing
>>71197195
do you ever cuddle with her?
