What the fuck was his problem?
>>71183345
permavirgin
His waifu ded.
He was gonna be a good guy.. HOWEVER
Rejected by his waifu, who instead chose a man he hated.
Then he has to devote his life to protecting that man's son.
What was yours, /v/?
>>71183421
Was Snape, dare I say it, a cuck?
cucked by chad thundercock
>>71183345
He was bullied and chose to keep that with him for his entire life. Pretty pathetic imo
he was in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>71183437
yes
>>71183750
Mom I posted it again.jpg
>>71183345
You been to r9gay?
Guy got cucked hard and it broke his brain.
>>71183345
After all this time?
>>71183437
He was R9K incarnate, so yeah.
>>71183345
He didn't get to kill James himself
This is pretty obviously what he was building up to
>>71183437
He wasn't a cuck because he never was in a relationship with Lily. James busted in and snatched that up while Snape was left to pine from afar.
Really bad constipation.
>>71183345
chad took his waifu and then his master killed them both but he got cucked into taking care of his waifu's son
>tfw your kills your whore of a waifu and her chad and then teaches you to fly with no broomstick
>>71184054
He never moved on so he was indeed a cuck.
>>71183345
A near, but not quite literal, cuck that took his rage out on everyone else.
Not a cuck just a beta loser
>>71183750 (You)
stale pasta
>>71184165
no
>>71183750
Based patrician looking out for the arts.
>>71183750
>>71184780
hello children of redditboxd.
>>71184808
Hello meme parasite that joined /tv/ after 2013!!
>>71184780
Some of these books are literally The Room tier, why even put them on the list.
Why is /lit/ so pleb?
>>71184903
>my assumption was correct
Hello meme parasite!
>>71184844
You seem quite adept at memes yourself
>>71184165
learn what a cuck is, anon
>>71184903
>>71184946
fedora be gone
>>71185005
those are some pretty good movies.
a .png file proves nothing.
>>71185002
The word cuck has evolved to mean whatever you want it to mean.
>>71185043
>those are some pretty good movies.
See >>71184903 >>71184946 and my pic
>>71185057
maybe if you're a cuck
>>71185079
a .png file and .jpg file prove nothing.
>>71184095
>tfw your kills your whore of a waifu and her chad and then teaches you to fly with no broomstick
And it still didn't get him Lily's pussy nor it could take away all the animagi sex she had with James
>>71185105
>hes a fedoracore pleb lord
HILARIOUS
I hate how he died like a cuck. Didn't even try to wreck Vauldemort
Reminder that the last thing Snape ever did was trying to pop a boner by looking at a teenage boy's eyes
>>71185358
>be genius magician in syltherin
>make dank ass spells that the world has never seen, compile that shit in a book and hide it so no one will ever find them
>never cast them
>secretly fall for a girl
>Rich chad all over her
>smart and courageous enought to become the best fucking spy in the wizard world along with making my own original magics but I still can't get a girlfriend
Nah, he was just stuck on her. Its a character only a woman can write, a dark handsome successful loner who wants her but never has sex with any other girls and mopes forever when she dies and spends the rest of his life in revenge.
And of course torture her son because you're jelly as fuck. I'm suprised he never said "I made it hard for you so that you would try harder but Hermonie fucking blew your shit out of the water so I was so disappointed"
>>71186386
based
>>71183345
Literally the ur-cuck for this generation.
>>71183750
>wuthering heights in shit tier
get fucked mum
>>71183750
>Eeeee Eee Eeee
>Implying anyone would read a book with a autistic title like that
>>71183345
the friend zone tares the soul in two
>>71183345
He experience too many HOWEVERS
No rly imagine dumbledore pulling that shit every fucking year
>>71184737
>>71185002
Cuck faggots that can't deal with the fact that their hero snape was a cuck spotted.
>>71187898
Dumbledore didn't do shit for the seven consecutive years that slytherin won the house cup.
He only started pulling that shit when his golden boy Harry entered Hogwarts
>>71184884
it literally says plebcore
Did the inclusion of twilight not give you enough of a hint?
cuckolding
