Are you ready for season 2 of Dark Matter qt next week?
>>71181609
is it any good or just fap material?
>>71181784
Neither but I still watch it
combined with killjoys it makes a comfy night of scifi
>>71182086
>combined with killjoys and your wasting more of your life
>>71181609
Not after that ending.
>>71182628
Its an important lesson
>>71182661
>implying it's not a work
>>71182661
She's got big fucking hooters and they make efforts to hide them.
That's what I was mainly looking forward to at the start of last season, her big tits.
>>71182289
its mine to waste anon.
>>71181609
Yes. I like it.
>>71181887
MOtherfucker you just made me relapse
How saggy do you think her heavy hangers are without a bra?
>>71181784
It sucks, but it has a couple half-decent characters and decent production value, because more than half the time is spent on the ship. None of the main crew ever dies because they have massive plot armor, and every twist can be seen long before it happens. If you want something to watch when you're about to sleep, or while you're drunk, it is good.
>>71181887
>>71181609
I Used to feel bad about wanting to give the girl from Silent Hill the dick but Jesus, just look at her. I'm in love over here.
Too bad she waxes her forearms, she's a qt otherwise.
>>71184518
https://twitter.com/jodellemicah
Ask her.
>>71184675
I don't have the twitters, maybe someone who has could do it?
Wait is this that sci-fi show where they all wake up on a ship and they don't know who they are or some dumb shit? If it is I dropped that shit like 4 episodes in...there are some qts on that show though but the show is god awful and there isn't enough skin on that show to make up for it either.
>>71185434
they all got captured and the black dude betrayed them all
now watch s2 with us
>>71181609
Yes, yes I am.
>>71185519
I'll pass. Although the green hair chick looks like a grown up version of that pink hair slut from Lazytown. There's just not enough skin or ass being shown to justify me wasting time watching that show. I will probably look up their wikifeet pages though...thanks for reminding these whores exist.
Ferland needs to show her body hair (if she even has any) off a bit more. There's barely any pit stubble pics, much less anything else.
Official character tier list:
Android
Three
Six
Five
Four
Two
One
What the fuck was up with the finale?
It madezero sense for Six to betray them. We know that he was a terrorist against the GA. That part wasn't a lie. We see his memories and we see him sneak off solo to kill the General. So why betray them to the GA?
It just smells so much of "Who is the most surprising traitor? Let's go with that!"
One makes so much more sense. He has an easy out and his old life is rich.
>>71184618
You can feel more worse.
She was the little girl from that Atlantis episode that falls in love with Rodney, whose actor, funny enough, is also on the show.
>>71186143
>posts on /tv/
>cites wikifeet to sound like a pro
>doesn't know jodelle fucking ferland
Educate yourself my friend.
>>71186561
>cites wikifeet to sound like a pro
The fuck are you talking about you fucking mongoloid? I have a foot fetish. Therefore I'll be looking these whores up, I'm not trying to sound pro, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean you tard.
>doesn't know some literally who
Has she gone nude or done foot porn? Because if not then I really don't give a shit you autistic piece of shit. Calm yourself before replying to me next time, you fucking muppet.
>>71181609
trailer looked pretty good, still don't give too much of a damn though, such an underwhelming first season
still have to look past episode 1 of killjoys too, pfffffffffffff
>>71186712
>, such an underwhelming first season
This.
I expected more from the writers, considering some of the stellar episodes they've written in the past.
It was fun to binge watch on Netflix, though
>>71186310
if someone could enlighten us I'd appreciate it too, frankly I was so bored watching it I didn't pay enough attention to even know why, but I agree they prolly went for the most surprising route
>>71186873The only thing I can see is that Six wanted to protect Five, so he turned them all in, not giving a damn about himself. Five was insisting that she get tangled up in their illegal shit and it makes sense for him to want to protect her considering that he was thought he wanted in too. But then he killed 10,000 people.
That's the only way I can see that makes sense.
>>71186668
I wasn't being sarcastic. I meant literally lurk more and educate yourself. I'm trying to save you from looking like a fucktard. JF is well known on this board. Dropping wikifeet in the conversation to sound cool because you heard /tv/ likes feet too but not knowing who Jodelle is makes you look like you don't spend much time on /tv/. No need to get offended.
>>71186955
I didn't think enough of the show to think it might even be more complicated than it looked lol, but that's a pretty good pitch anon
Was she defeated by the patriarchy?
Every strong female character who beats up men is genetically engineered or an android, so they showing some level of awareness.
Is this show based or not? I can't tell.
>>71186994
>dropping wikifeet in the conversation to sound cool
You can't literally be this autistic?
>>71187195
/tv/ is home to some of the biggest turbo-autists on the entire internet. Enjoy your stay.
>>71187156
Depends on who wrote the episode I think.
>constantly call character "little girl".
>fucking stacked
What did they mean by this?
>>71187224
This is the first time I've seen a tard think that foot fetishism is strictly exclusive to /tv/, especially when 90% of tards constantly talk about how liking feet is pleb and it's one of the most common and vanilla fetishes there is, this really threw me for a loop. But like you said, autism, so I really shouldn't be surprised.
>Uncle Terry is a sillykisser!
what did she mean by this?
I can't remember shit of what happened on 1st season. Is there a recap available?
>>71187244
The strong females not being regular humans doesn't depend on the writers for individual episodes though. I think that's a point in the shows favour.
>>71181887
>>71186310
did you not even watch it
he was caught when he went to the transporter/replica franchise...after that episode it wasnt him, just someone in a replica of him
>>71187581
>The strong females not being regular humans doesn't depend on the writers for individual episodes though.
Yeah that's a fair point. I didn't pay much attention to who wrote what when it was airing, but someone pointed out recently that there was a difference in episode quality and content between the different writers.
>>71187287
>fucking stacked
You must be blind.
>>71187419
"No"
>>71187532
I'll just do it for you, I watched it all the other daySix assholes and one QT Android wake up on a ship named the Rasa with no memory. They name themselves in order of their awakening, for reasons. One is a man. A "nice guy" beta with feelings for Two. One looks like a mercenary named Jace Corvo, but is really named Derrick Moss. Moss had his face modified to look like Corvo in order to infiltrate the Rasa to kill Three, who killed Moss' wife. One has no memories of this but he looked up files based on his DNA, which is still Moss's.
Two is a pretty hapa woman who was named Portia Lin and Rebecca before that. She was created by Wesley Crushed to be a perfect host for some kind of technological organism. She killed a whole bunch of people and escaped Wesley's lab. She can repair herself, is immune to AIDS, and can take a vacuum bath.
Three is Jane from Firefly. A gun loving asshole who has soft spots. He hates One, has a thing for Two, and had a woman on ice in the vault. She saved him when he was hurt on a merc job and they fell in love. But she had space cancer and had to be frozen to be kept alive, but then she died when the power went out. Three was sad for a while.
Four is honorubu samurai prince. His people think he killed his dad, but it was really his step mom to put his half brother on the throne. He thinks his half brother is in on it, but he's not. He wants to regain his throne.
Five is street urchin who snuck on the ship when she stole some piece of tech that opens something. She was the one that blanked their memories, and due to a mistake she has all their memories in their head.
Six was a freedom fighter who was rebelling against Space-Walmart. But then his leader used him to kill a spacestation with 10,000 innocent people on them. He's been chasing the leader, the General, down for a while. He killed a clone of him in one episode. He seemingly betrayed the crew to the space popo.
Android is a QT with emotions.
>>71187703
What?
One and Four met him on the planet where he killed the General clone.
They all went back to the cloner place together because their real bodies had their clone memories.
Besides, clones die after 72 hours.
>>71187922
Thanks, new friend.
Why do they call the android "android" and not "gynoid"?
She's not a man.
And why haven't the given her a name. That seems rude
>>71186116
tfw no android waifu with over TWOOOO DOOOOZEN accents
>>71188279
Her name is QT the Android, haven't you been paying attention?
>>71188016
>that
>stacked
Yeah, you're definitely blind.
>>71188279
>She's not a man
You don't know that. >>71187156 already stated that Androids come with "optional equipment"
Why is she so cute bros?
>>71188455
she just is
>>71188612
Thick?
It's pretty impressive how 90s this show is.
I mean once upon a time it would have been annoying how generic and derivative it was, but for real, ask yourself how long it's been since this formula has been on television now.
10 years? 15?
>>71188611
Who looks better?
>>71188798
True, and I really enjoy it, especially when compared to some of the low quality crap thats on these days.
It's a "Android is pretending to be logical and emotionless but in reality she's pathetically lonely and needy" episode
>>71188974
2cute4me
I hope season 2 has more Android episodes
>>71188817
>putting a man in there
Fie! Fie!
>>71188974
Why would they make a ship repair robot that's a neurotic wreck like that? It's like some kind of joke from Futurama.
>>71189119
She's faulty.
She tried to fix herself, but then Five had her diagnostic program delete herself.
Everything is always Five's fault
>>71189102DESU The Expanse is a much better show. This one is fun if you're bored though.
>>71189070
I didn't make the damn thing!
>>71189119
they didn't make her that way, it's a flaw that's developed in her program, they actually say it out loud it's not implied, if you missed this you are a silly person.
>>71189102
ur a cant m8
>>71187957
Someone else made a good point that he's probably a undercover cop, so his actions make sense.
They killed my aussiefu >>71187156
so no
>>71189322
That'd make a shit ton of sense.
He set up Five to take the blame for the memory wipe.
That's why he insisted on going into her head in case she had one of his cop memories.
That's why he always stays at the shuttle instead of actually attacking people.
That's why he wanted to destroy the stolen device.
He's always had his memories. It all fits.
>>71189348
They only cut her head off and threw her out an airlock, you don't know that's the end of her
>>71189280
>>71189102
>>71189204
People have been saying The Expanse is like Game of Thrones in space.
I agree - it's definitely a show where the "main character" is boring as shit and you can actually feel him sucking screen time away from the genuinely interesting and likeable people in the cast.
>>71189560
It actually surprised me how much One made me realize that that guy isn't so bad after all.
One is a complete fucking faggot beta.
>>71188817
Bottom right looks the coolest, bottom top looks the cutest
>>71189730
>bottom top
Top right obviously. Fuck I'm retarded
>>71189663
Two is definitely the main character on Dark Matter though
And maybe she could do to lighten up and stop scowling but at least she's got that wonderful Clint Eastwood pragmatism
It's un-frigging-believable how much of a punk Jim Holden is. The guy has zero survival instinct. He will literally stand there crying with a gun in his hand refusing to shoot someone who had just tried to kill him, it's absurd.
>>71189560
>People have been saying The Expanse is like Game of Thrones in space.
Theme song is doing it's job then.
>>71189730
>>71189759
lol
>>71189560
He is kinda better in the novels...kinda, like in the second one the plot pretty much assumes he is the default 'just like my japanese space rpgs' hero.
You better prepare to loathe the fuck out of him in the second season,the shit he pulls on Miller is absolutely terrible.
>>71188719
>>71188974
Its a 'Five and Android have violent sexual intercourse' episode when?
>>71189806
>Two is definitely the main character on Dark Matter though
Well, One is literally the protagonist though.
I think we've had more episodes with One than anyone else.
We only see Two's backstory in the Wesley episode.
We've had multiple One focused episodes.
Not to mention that we follow his POV most of the time.
Like when Two leaves the mining planet.
Or fucks Three.
>>71189967
Never.it will be gentle and loving
>>71181609
>>71181887
Has this penile percussionist ever shown her plump pussy?
>>71190036
tfw
>>71189560
never liked him, this guys my favorite
>>71190711
He's kinda super cliche, but he's fun.
>>71190711
>liking discount Jane
>>71190711
Poor mans Jayne
>>71190711
I feel like one of the writers portrays him differently from the rest. He sometimes seems to be a parody of himself.
>>71191208
He's just Diet Jane.
They're just playing by the numbers now
The tough talking asshole merc who names his guns but occasionally has a soft spot
>>71191278
Nothing wrong with that imo, I just want some bearable ongoing scifi to fill the hole that the Star Treks & Stargates left.
>>71181609
there has been a lot of shilling going on here lately, but at least you know how to do it
>>71188974
She just wants to be cuddled and told shes doing a good job.
>>71191496
I'm glad because I didn't even know when season 2 was going to be back.
>>71191496
I was upped on Netflix the other week.
It makes sense
>>71189560
>people said the expanse is like game of thrones
No. The original commercials from syfy said it was like "game of thrones... in space". Well, up until it's replaced with a R.R. quote.
>>71192100
GoT wishes it had as much mystery, intrigue and good pacing as The Expanse
>>71192035
Dude, it was up at least a month ago.
>>71192834
Look at Mr. "I watch things right when they show up on Netflix" over here
>>71186668
>has foot fetish
>calls others mongoloids
Oh I'm hyped alright
Glad to see this and other syfy shows renewed for a second season (Expanse, 12 Monkeys)
Never bothered with Kiljoys though
>>71181887
>>71187156
Is this that one hot dyke from OITNB?
>>71193785
Yeah, she thankfully has her arms covered for her entire guest spot
>>71190711
You mean Jayne Cobb mk2?
>>71193843
What's wrong with her arms, are they hairy?
>>71194101
covered in shitty tattoos
>>71194101
>>71194164
>JUST tatau
>Leonardo tatau
oh boy...
>>71194138
>>71194164
Oh wow, well that's fucking stupid, I hoped they'd be hairy.
I see that a lot in women nowadays, they get the shittiest possible prison-like tattoos that look like their pimp or drug dealer did them while practicing on them, what the fuck is the point?
>>71194727
>muh rebellious phase tats
Same reason some girls go around sleeping with anyone they can at college. They think they're getting one back at their parents, the patriarchy etc.
>>71194727
They want to be quirky special snowflakes by following all the trends every other retarded tumblrina makes.
>>71181609
last time I saw her was on silent hill
>>71194727
Ruby Rose isn't a women you shitlord
Xe's a genderfluid pansexual queer cuntboi
>>71194959
>>71194989
>>71195039
Yeah but I see it even on otherwise "normal" women, not the special kind of retarded that you'd expect to have something like that.
I don't know, I'm just stupid I guess, to think that the war is still winnable, when it's already been lost years ago.
Reminder: Do not bully the android.
>>71195259
I think it's exciting. Can't have a proper cyberpunk dystopia without the bizarre looking freaks.
>>71195421
It's exciting when it's one person. It's like Boba Fett, he's cool when he's a lone bounty hunter, then you get into the whole race of mandalorians who all wear the exact same armor etc. and then it's just retarded EU bullshit.
>>71195522
Yeah its cool when you have one guy with a laser sword, but then you get a whole order of guys with laser swords and its just retarded EU bullshit.
>>71195646
Did you genuinely honestly like the prequels?
>>71195522
>>71195646
I don't know why, I just love it as a bad omen.
Like how District 1 in The Hunger Games was populated by millions of these freaks and Revlon released an official "Capitol Collection" makeup line in real life to celebrate them
>>71195421
>that he-nigga on the left
Jesus Christ, it's like someone randomly gathered photos from the cast of OITNB in their previous life or something. Looks just like that GIGA-TRANNY from the show.
>>71181609
hopefully they age her up properly in the next season it was annoying to see everyone treat her like a 15 year old when she is 21? and has huge tits
>>71189102
season 2 when?
>>71188798
There's been a few Canadian sci-fi shows flying under the radar for a while now, it was just a matter of time before they did a refresh of a "ragtag crew in space" show.
>>71182628
>>71182661
Black guy remembered he is an undercover cop
>>71197295
Unless his memories overrode his personality I don't see why he would betray them all, unless he had zero honour the entire time.
>>71181609
>implying i watched past episode 2
>>71197436
they are criminals
>>71181887
Ohhh baby
>>71184675
she's quite the memester
>>71197499
Doesn't change their current personalities or the friendships they apparently formed.
>>71181887
is dis seks ?
>>71197559
>getting your memories back doesn't change your personality
>implying he was friends with any of them besides Five
>>71197659
They risked so much for that ungrateful lying git.
Seriously zero honour.
Kinda off topic but maybe you Sci fags can help me out with something.
I can't for the life of me understand what she meant by this... Pic related.
>>71190023
I literally cheered when that faggot got cucked. A POV protagonist doesn't work when you hate their point of view,
The android is so ugly in this. It's a shame because she's hot as hell in Lost Girl.
>>71197915
>The android is so ugly in this
NO BULLY ANDROID
>>71197436
Blowing up a small planet worth of civilians for the second time in his career might have shaken him a little.
>>71198173
Dude literally cannot genociding
Not amnesia can stop it.
>>71197436
>>71198173
Maybe he just couldn't stand more civilians dying.
He already has a huge body count and it's clear that whatever the Rasa is doing, more will die.
He already hates himself, so what's 5 more people that hate him?
He does seem to be the only one on the crew that has a conscience and isn't a gaping pussy like One
>>71181609
I wish she would slim down to how she looked when she was trying to get hired for Hunger Games.
>>71198800
>not liking thicc
Low test
Besides, she looks way too young then
>>71199186
But they dress her in Dark Matter like Modern Family dressed Ariel Winter. Frumpy clothes hiding the goods.
I would prefer more revealing clothes like this shirt and her a bit less thick.
>>71199317
No, she needs to wear shit like the Katniss shirt and gain about 40lbs. Shirt has to stay the same size though.
>>71199186
>>71199415
These feel a lot like bait.
>>71199492
Why? Look at those arms >>71188612 and tell me they wouldn't look even better with more flab? She doesn't even have a belly at this point.
>>71199539
Now is not the time for grandma arms. That comes later.
Dark Matter AMA saturday /r/television
>>71199673
But I want it now! Also huge saggy tits that she can pull under her armpits and make the nipples touch on her back.
I find it adorable how she sells kind of crappy clay sculptures on etsy because she genuinely seems to enjoy making them.
Also, some brief clips of S2 show her in underwear in one scene.
2cute4words
>>71182086
Killjoys lost me at
>"MUY EYES R UP HEA'"
Feminist humor isn't even funny to feminists, because feminists don't laugh. What makes them think it would be acceptable to anyone else?
>>71200992
Her sculptures are cute. I want one
>some brief clips of S2 show her in underwear in one scene
nice
>>71200992
>Also, some brief clips of S2 show her in underwear in one scene.
Got screenshots? Not that I need them for any particular reason, I just don't believe you.
>>71201270
It's the briefest of clips... but heres a screenshot.
>>71201440
Is that One on the left?
>>71201440
BREHS
>>71201440
*honks old fashioned car horn twice*
Its Jodelle tiem :3
>>71181887
C'mon dude,I've already fapped tonight...
>>71201440
I don't think that's her
it's likely 24 bro spared her from prison because she was never originally involved with the group
; _ ;
she enjoys the cosplay life
>teehee
i like the actress playing the android but she's like 40 years old so they better think of a way to explain her noticeable aging if the show gets more than 2 seasons
>>71202656
>>71181784
>River 2.0
this show sucks absolute dick, it's trying to be firefly but it's bland as a cardboard sandwich
>wiggling intensifies
>>71202492
>>71202767
Like art supply cardboard or packaging cardboard? Art supply cardboard isn't too bad to chew on as long as you only take very small bites.
>>71202767
I think it's better than Firefly.
>>71202923
then i doubt you're over 15 years old and you haven't developed a taste yet
>>71186116
I would do unholy things to that toaster.
>>71203057
I'm actually 23 mate. Firefly is overrated shit, just like Joss Whedon.
>>71203065
I'd open an FTL window in her deep space if you catch my drift.
>>71203187
>A fan at #mcmldn brought me this cute little TARDIS necklace all the way from Manchester! Geeky jewellery is the best kind
Do you think we should save up to buy her a gift?
>she'll never be your quirky goofy gf
>>71203258
How many pop bottles can we fill with semen?
>>71203258
>save up
Yeah 4 or 5 days should be enough for a good tribute.
>>71203151
>muh opinion
it's not worth much 'mate'
>>71203378
>>71203151
you don't know the meaning of "overrated" faggot
>>71203401
Got a problem with me saying 'mate'? That's cute.
>>71203472
What makes you say something so stupid?
>>71203494
Ayy she's wearing the same ear shit that Five does on the show
>>71203494
Why isn't playing more Elf characters in movies and shows?
baby jodelle will never be your demonfu and torture you for eternity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZlM-vjlPgo
>>71203600
>>71203712
there really isn't many elf characters?
>>71203772
Man puberty really did her a favour.
She was a chunky ass kid
>>71203773
>implying implications
>>71202923
anything is better than Firefly
>>71203990
>it makes fun of religion
>it's shit
>>71203258
Put my name on the card and I'll pay you back later I swear.
Is she the new Glau?
>>71204596
Glau was never so pretty
My biggest problem with the show is the clone transit system.
Why aren't ever soldier everywhere clones?
You can duplicate a person totally. Sure it's for 72 hours. Just make another, fuck it.
There's no risk to the bad guys.
You corner a major big bad? Lol he was a clone.
Or at least, you can always assume he is a clone.
It undercuts so much
>>71202767
Five is Kaylee, duh
It's Two that's some kind of horrifying River/Zoe chimera
>>71205806
I'd say Android is more River than Two.
Yeah Two is a living weapon like River, but Android is the same kind of autistic.
>>71205765
Altered Carbon worked fine as a story in spite of the entire fictional universe revolving around a bullshit world-breaking technology very similar to that
Remember that time Android savagely beat five or six guards half to death, slamming them through plate glass panes, tables and lockers, then when she was finished she lightly stepped to the door, peered both ways, gently closed it behind her and tiptoed away?
>>71205889
I haven't read it, but heard of it.
Now I'll have to read.
Is it similar to Think Like a Dinosaur?
>nobody posed that picture of her soles
This isn't the /tv/ I knew and love
>>71206035
>Remember that time Android
>>71182703
I can confirm this. I met her & the other cast at last years SDCC, her tits are big and fucking bouncy =)))
>>71206035
she's too cute
>>71206096
Altered Carbon doesn't play with the transporter dilemma so much as the creative quandary of "How do you actually murder an asshole who has the ability to respawn at the cost of only the last 48 hours of his memory?"
The memory gaps if a clone is killed without being properly disposed of definitely seem to have influenced the clone-centric Dark Matter episode
>>71205889
The DM holiday clone system is basically a primitive version of the needlecast system anyway. Much rather be stepping into an Envoy Corps black-ops sleeve than a cheap vacation model though.
>>71203712
Jodelle is small
Small!
>>71181609
It could be good, but there's a serious lack of worldbuilding that actually hurts the show. Outside of that, it's a really interesting premise, I'm a sucker for the amnesiac hero trying to piece together their past while running into people they knew before they had their memory stolen. And six of them all not having their memories? That shit could be amazing. But it's missing something and I'm not sure what. It's kind of predictable and boring and I'm not sure why.
>>71202641
emotions make androids age.
problem solved shittily.
>>71181887
The show needs to start dressing her in better and tighter clothes. That's what Syfy does with the Wynonna Earp character and she's still a badass.
>>71207827
She's supposed to be like 15 or something.
How do you solve that?
>>71207950
I fail to see the problem
>>71188719
I can literally smell the Tumblr coming off her in waves and I'd still fucking destroy her cunt.
>>71208098
I concur. She's delightful in person, probably a sub chick in bed.
>>71195039
Her facial structure and makeup is so fucking feminine though. I mean I respect her identity but almost everything about her screams "woman" to me.
>watched this last year
>checked /tv/ to see if people cared about it
>no threads
>decided it probably feels "too canadian" and murricans wouldn't appreciate it like with so many other canadian shows
>come back to /tv/ because of big brother season
>now it has good thread going full of rare jodelles
I was worried this show was going to be overlooked down south and cancelled because of it.
The show is fun, the plot is whatever and some of the characters are drawn from a hat full of stock archetypes. Jodelle is top waifu material though. Her smile alone is reason enough for me to keep watching.Androidfu is close second
I hate One, Two and Three.
>>71209888
>hating three
Three is the best of the men.
>>71210255
B L A C K E D
>>71208038
nice joke, very funny 4chan humor
>>71210453
Not true.
>>71211432
You just know.
>>71211503
forgot pic
