Of course, we never know if they could be total jerks, but it's usually easy to tell who is acting, and who is ACTING. Yaknowhatimean?
>>71174047
i'm not fun to hang out with, so none
this man could spit in my face and it'd probably be inoffensive
>>71174047
>image.jpg
Iknowwhatyamean!
I want to do drugs with her
Seems like a good hearted lady.
>>71174047
i'd be fun to cum on her face
>>71174163
I want to be a girl in lesbian love with her.
>>71174189
You want to be Dakota Fanning?
>>71174154
>I have 5 completely unproven assumptions
I do and don't do the things on that list whenever I feel like it, both on PC and phone.
I can't imagine a more pointless and retarded non-issue than this.
>>71174047
That stunt she pulled with Will Ferrell at the MTV who-cares-awards was really cringy.
We'd compare cock sizes. It'd be fun.
>>71174232
yeah it killed her career
>>71174228
Hello, newfriend! How's your time here at 4chan? Don't worry. Once you start to observe the patterns of Apple mobile device posters, you'll know that all-five points are absolutely, 100%-correct and unable to be refuted!
Enjoy your time here!
>>71174064
People will say he's a dick for this, but I think it's awesome. Paparazzi are so annoying, they should be ready to take a hit.
>>71174313
what does she smell like
What lonely faggot even thinks of a thread like this?
OP pictured on the left
>>71174266
too bad he's probably gone checking his sub-reddits again
>>71174335
From the roles she plays, you would assume sex and cigarettes. HOWEVER, I assume that she smells like lavender or springtime.
>>71174169
she's a pompous bitch actually
>>71174639
Explain?
>>71174639
I know two people who have worked on a set with her and they said she's really lovely.
the rat
i want a sitcom or reality show with these two
>ywn play vidya with QS
>or eat chicken nuggies with him
why LIVE?
>>71174657
>>71174677
You've both been memed
ryan reynolds
>>71174154
I like to save my images as image.jpg to fuck with you people
>>71175125
>caught out for being a massive fucking pleb
>"hurr I was just trolling hurr"
>>71174047
Ah-ha !!!
>"I've never smoked before"
this is an issue that needs solving
I'm sure every celebrity would be more fun to hangout with than me t b h
I have very little offer
>>71174154
>Complete assumptions
>And then MUH LEVEL OF DISCOURSE mixed with BUT THEY WON'T HAVE TONS OF FUNNY IMAGES
Whoever wrote this is a faggot. I'd bet it was you because why would anyone else save that garbage?
>>71176622
He has a point though. I know you just got here yesterday but /tv/ wasn't always a place filled with shitty reddit memes and shitposting.
It's funny how you automatically jump to FUNNY IMAGES when he obviously implied quality TV and FILM related images. Guess we know who is the real shitposter here.
>>71176675
I could get up and walk to my computer but I'm typing this on my phone instead.
>>71176675
>quality TV and FILM related images
>wasn't always a place filled with shitty reddit memes and shitposting
You can get off your high horse when you're wrong about the only two points in your post. Rewind the clock back four years ago and the BRAVO ______ meme was kicking around, the usage of "pleb" was an even bigger meme, some of the longest threads were celebrity gif threads, and there were plenty of threads where people would just post pictures of celebrities they thought were cute. There was a moderation crackdown on shitposting in 2013 because users were complaining that waifu threads were taking up as much as half the board.
How does any of that sound like quality to you? Are you going to admit you're the faggot who wrote that retarded post?
>>71174047
>pandering: the career
yeah no
>>71176252
>fucking with autists makes you a pleb
You are very angry right now
>>71174047
Zooey Deschanel
Alternatively, Karl Pilkington
>>71174047
She doesn't moan when she masturbates.
>>71178102
half true, that stroke mouth makes some sounds but "moans" would be generous
>>71174218
sounds like it could be funywn wake up a cute girl
>>71178192
That video barely turned me on. She is unsexy as fuck irl.
harrison ford seems like a decent guy, but he really comes off as a tool.
I think I would get along well with Christan Bale, he just seems like a cool guy.
A female celeb I'd like to be friends with would be ROLA, for sure. Tall legs, can speak japanese and english fluently. Also a gorgeous face. 10/10 dream girl to sit and talk to
>>71174065
This, but I'm sure I'd still enjoy Stanhope's company.
>>71176569
Went to her panel at a convention and I can believe this, she came off as super nice but she was visibly nervous being on stage- she's adorable.
Seems like he'd be pretty based.
>>71178613
She's always nervous but that's cool in my book
The interview in pic related would've been pretty cringy if it wasn't for Ferguson
>>71174064
>baldwin will never cream your boipucci as punishment for taking pictures of him in the shower
>>71174047
>>71174232
she personifies everything wrong with millenials, being edgy, ironic and cynical to make up for a lack of substance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxAYRn3AHWw
>>71178677
Feels very warming to be around her though, would definitely cuddle and love 10/10 waifu
>>71178759
>image.jpg
>>71174047
I'd fuck her right in the pussy if you know what I mean.
>>71178973
Yeah I think I get the idea, anon.
>>71178910
>ywn
>>71174939
he's too quick
>>71174154
>"Why the fuck do you want to post on 4chan whilst on the bus?"
Because my bus ride home from work takes 30 minutes
>>71174064
Worked with him once at a film festival, total pro, kind of a dick but in a funny way, total bro.
Jason Momoa seems like a total bro.
>>71179498
me on the left
Wesley Snipes
I met the guy once, and I have read about someone else's similar experience:
met him when he was shooting in Montreal
he was really cool, taking the time to talk to me and shit
then his bodyguard (?) came over and told him he had to go
based Wes started to make fun of the guy in front of me
the guy would try to get his attention, but Wes would just ignore him and talked to me instead
we were having a conversation about how much that guy sucked right in front of his face while we completely ignored him
Wes is a giant dick, but not to his fans.
>>71174047
Hanging with Henry is a dream of mine
>>71179783
I just wanna hang with the League
this guy comes on vent
>Guess who's tanking bros
>>71174047
She was on Comedy Bang! Bang! recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nXhcEsxYss
>>71179857
Fuuuuuck
>>71179975
>I recently bump her off my list of fuckable celebs
>do a gis of her to see if If I've made a mistake
>I have not, but one of the first images that comes up is her flipping the camera multiple birds
lel
>>71179498
Momoa comes off like he's deep and artistically driven but everything he produces is centered around his looks.
>>71180078
what a skag. Only people who I could imagine fuck her are the ones who get off on her ugliness
>>71174266
I saw him on a roast and his voice gave me headaches. He wasn't funny either.
>>71178759
what is the context of this picture
>>71178759
who's thise semon demon
>>71180405
alison brie
>>71174154
>Typing on mobile is very hard
Stopped reading right there.
I would love to hear tales of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman.
>>71178767
Every time I see this I think she was trying to make a riff off of Indian Jones, like she was going to swap the award with whatever the other thing she had in her hands was, and Ferrell didn't play along. So yeah a blunder, but it was a kind of joke that played out better in her head than in action.
>>71179498
>Screenshot_20160623-082531.jpg
>>71176675
>Tripfag
>calls others new
>calls others shitposters
>muh old /tv/
>muh reddit memes
Sad.
![jlaw-wallpaper-jennifer-lawrence-cf3109adb975baff7574defc6ae8f975[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fc4RCih.jpg "jlaw-wallpaper-jennifer-lawrence-cf3109adb975baff7574defc6ae8f975[1].jpg")
She seems pretty cool and sort of laid back, in a "not-just-a-celebrity" kind of way.
Would you grab a pint with Jason Statham?
>>71180692
Maybe before she became famous
>>71180717
with my bipolar meds after a pint I'd be grabbing more than pint with jason statham if yanoewuddimean
>>71174047
I want to lick her teeth and smell her butt.
>>71180046
>>71180227
>>71174503
even in her prime, she wasn't that hot. Literally 4/10 for hollywood.
Like Isla Fisher, but older and not as hot
>>71179880
>ywn play D&D with Vin
I'm sure my Dark Druid and his Half-Elf Ranger would hit it off.
>>71178530
You just want free drugs and you know it. I like Stanhope but I don't think he'd be fun to hang out with. He seems like he'd be an Maron emotional vampire. Maron is a blowhard liberal and would be annoying to hang out with. Burr seems like the most fun to get shitfaced with, but he probably wouldn't shut the fuck up about sports and sports are fucking boring. I'd like to get drunk with Morgan Murphey. She's the only chick comedian I have ever liked.
>>71180824
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71180779
;_;
![hbo-curbyourenthusiasm-header[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jD3ER0X.jpg "hbo-curbyourenthusiasm-header[1].jpg")
He's only half as autistic in real life
>YWN get into deep and meaningful conversations over a few pints. Then get your shit slapped for asking about Doctor Who.
>>71174503
I'm pretty sure JJL smells exactly likeBridget Fonda
>>71174154
I have a note 5.
It's better than most poorfag computers.
>>71180956
queen of man-faced women or queen of man-faced women?
shes amazing
>>71180919
After his episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, I think Curb was a documentary.
I want to go horse-riding and fishing with this guy. He seems like the nicest guy ever, but I also get the feeling he knows how to dial back and just sit quiet and appreciate the quiet fishing, something I couldn't expect of Tom Cruise for example, although Tom Cruise is always said to be the nicest guy around.
>>71181029
I don't know. To me he seems more like a guy you have to have known for years to properly hang with
Like he would be more formal if you hanged with him as a stranger.
VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS
plus we could talk about nigger shoes and lift weights then get shit faced
>>71181029
he's ditzy as hell, but I guess that wouldn't bother you
>>71174047
Can't tell if that's Plaza or Brie. I cut off & eat many fingers to fuck either.
>"Hey anon, do you like legos?"
>>71181128
>ywn build lego death camps with roon roon
>>71174047
>>71181029
listen to me mother fucker you don't know shit about Viggo.
Viggo will call you up at 4 in the morning(when you both have to be up at 5 to shoot a scene the goddamn madman) to speak to you in german knowing full well you don't speak german
he also always stays in character and is a psychopath in fight scenes, he gave my buddy brain damage from hitting him in the head with his sword and as a sorry he sent the sword that permanently disabled to his wife so she could have constant reminder of why her husband couldn't speak pee alone anymore
look at his fucking eyes, he is not a sane man
>>71181128
>legos
>s
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY CASUAL BITCH!
>>71181128
>tfw you will never cuck her boyfriend by luring her back to your place by promising her she can play with your new lego kit you bought while you fiddle with her
>>71181218
sauce on the busty famale in this file, please
>>71181201
>"O-okay, sorry."
>>71181218
Jesus, what ever happened to her?
>>71180940
I'm sure he's a total bro.
Although this
>Then get your shit slapped for asking about Doctor Who.
is true, he hates DW.
>>71181256
>>71181300
RIP, too soon
>>71181218
Hannah Minx
>>71181181
>>71181213
Why live
>>71181218
>not Elvira
why settle for the bargain-bin version?
>>71181300
She married this lucky bastard.
>>71181357
Indeed.
>>71182043
She seems pretty psycho with being anorexic and all.
>>71174047
She was fucking hot in dirty grampa.
>>71180956
I understood that reference
>>71178767
she just looks like a total cunt, idk why anyone would like her.
>>71182219
ano-what?
Ellen page yo
>>71181587
JDIMSA
>>71179880
post the mailbox picture
Seems like a fun loving gal.
>>71174047
You will never beGalin pic related
>>71181518
Isn't he rich as fuck too?
jamie bell
>>71179498
I love his eyebrow horns
Bex
>>71180919
>ywn date his hot daughter allowing you to Han out with Larry on senpai vaccays
At least that goober from SNL is shtooping her.
>>71180779
>>71181451
You guys should be ashamed of yourself
>>71183589
plus you can go to the range
>>71181181
>tfw I will never build a Lego fort on my dick and trick her that my cock is a custom add-on
>I will never cuddle with her as we make funny of minorities
JDIMSA
>>71180692
I agree, she seems like a really relate-able person.
>>71181128
so is she actually a racist?
>>71183695
>tfw when he will never yell "KORBIN! KORBIN MY MAN!"
Definitely fun to hang out with.
>>71182043
>>71182516
watch her playing poker with raab, she's a total cunt
>>71174047
Im sure he'll become my best friend
>>71178363
agreed
>>71184056
>ghetto butt
I liked her better when she was lithe and waifu
>>71184056
which one's the celeb?
>>71179498
Didn't WWE just suspend this dweeb for testing positive for estrogen?
>>71180919
Wow perfect choice
>>71179624
Was he giving you tax advice?
>>71174064
Congress should pass laws that forbid you from taking a pivture of someone within 50 feet in public
Remember that prick surveillence camera guy? He could have used his powers to raise awareness of the shit celebs go thru every day
>>71176622
Buthurt mobile poster detected
>>71184441
But then how would those poor photographers* feed their poor families**?!*failed photographers **coke habit
>>71174064
Anton?
Tom, definitely Tom
I want to hang out with CIA and the gang
Matthew Lillard
>>71184278
She always had a big butt, anon.
>>71184331
No, steroids. For his roman gains.
>>71181011
>this is the face of nu/pol/
we could drink in her basement and make fun of Matt
>>71181128
LEGO IS THE PLURAL FORM YOU DUMB DUMB.
WHOSE THE DUMB DUMB
YES, YOU ARE
>>71184614
he has such a bad wrap but tbf he always seems like a total bro
Its just because he is a scientologist....not that i agree, but he does have an unfair wrap/
>>71180824
Get out of here, you crazy
>>71181022
She is perfect in that movie
>>71187378
I think I would be pretty neutral about the whole experience , anon
>>71180779Hangingout with him would have been awesome
>>71187378
>>71187501
Please tell me you're just pretending to be retarded.
>People ITT acting like they truly know someone's personality based on how their PR guy tells them to behave in public
